Massage Parlor Reports

**Padrote425** · 05-20-23 16:53

Just seen sheriffs at a massage and celebrity in Renton looking into cars parked infront of biz.

**JMirage** · 05-20-23 15:11

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

The only thing you'll find in Bothell is a legit massage. Plan on going to Lynnwood or Everett.

It's been a while since I was there, but Miu Lan in Bothell offered HE last time I was there.

**KitWalker1967** · 05-20-23 11:23

Originally Posted by Gostz1953 [View Original Post]

Lived in Bothell last ten years. This was true up until Easter Foot changed ownership. They now offer happy endings.

Was the ownership change a very recent development? Asking because reviews of this parlor on RubMaps from 5/17/2023 and 3/20/2023 indicated a lackluster massage with no extras.

**PnwViking** · 05-20-23 10:18

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Met by a chonker 40's Yoyo or YuYu who was presented by the other older one (Molly) was in her 50's or 60's but hid it well with make-up and young woman clothes.

Got a bad vibe from YuYu so went with the granny Molly cause Maca root had kicked in taking all the blood out of my brain and her face looked like 30's or 40's.

Short attempt at a lame massage and then she whipped out the National Geographic titties almost hanging down to her navel. Maca root kicking in made the gross granny tits less revolting, let's just do this and get it over. Started with her on top, switched to mish, finished in doggy while her remarkably large haemorrhoid was starring at me. Will not be returning until they get better providers like they had last summer.

I had a similar experience last week. Relax has had a really solid lineup for months or longer so it was very disappointing. I was planning another visit today but now I won't be doing that! I need to get better at walking out when I see grannies when I walk in.

**SkeletonKey6** · 05-19-23 20:53

Met by a chonker 40's Yoyo or YuYu who was presented by the other older one (Molly) was in her 50's or 60's but hid it well with make-up and young woman clothes.

Got a bad vibe from YuYu so went with the granny Molly cause Maca root had kicked in taking all the blood out of my brain and her face looked like 30's or 40's.

Short attempt at a lame massage and then she whipped out the National Geographic titties almost hanging down to her navel. Maca root kicking in made the gross granny tits less revolting, let's just do this and get it over. Started with her on top, switched to mish, finished in doggy while her remarkably large haemorrhoid was starring at me. Will not be returning until they get better providers like they had last summer.

**Gostz1953** · 05-19-23 13:41

Lived in Bothell last ten years. This was true up until Easter Foot changed ownership. They now offer happy endings.

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

The only thing you'll find in Bothell is a legit massage. Plan on going to Lynnwood or Everett.

**KitWalker1967** · 05-19-23 11:08

Originally Posted by Luvsboobs [View Original Post]

Hello. Will be visiting from Kentucky next week and looking for recommendations on AMP's.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

Luvsboobs.

The only thing you'll find in Bothell is a legit massage. Plan on going to Lynnwood or Everett.

**Luvsboobs** · 05-19-23 11:03

Hello. Will be visiting from Kentucky next week and looking for recommendations on AMP's.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

Luvsboobs.

**Mitch Cor** · 05-19-23 02:48

Linda at M'a may be a younger auntie, but she has serious hand skills. Milked 3 out of me while playing my prostate like a violin. For 140, a hell of a deal IMO.

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Like the other guy said. Aunties. Everywhere is aunties. Aunt Coco, aunt Cici, aunt Lily, aunt Mia. Friggen Golden Girls who stroke penis.

I never had the tip problem like the other dude. But I've only been there a few times over the years.

**GeniusCasanova** · 05-19-23 00:44

Visited Roland today. Met a cute little thing named Baylor. In her 40's I would guess, who greeted me at the door in a tight black dress. I was very surprised at the ladies I saw, as none were grannies. Baylor herself was short, had some good sized naturals, and what I thought was a very pretty face. The place was nice, a little cramped but private. This is where the good stops; maybe you can avoid my downfalls because I was horny and was attracted to Baylor.

House was. 7 for the hour. And on the flip she asked what I wanted and after some talking, I proffered $ to which she countered $$. Little head got the best of me and I agreed. Damn it. Table mish and walking the k-9 happened and I finished in the bag. The massage prior was probably about 30 minutes, and it was light touch and no teasing, probably would give it a 4/10. After I had finished, I had lied back with junior still at attention, and she gave me a second finish HJ. It was not the best, but not the worst on that end. I was able to touch her wherever, as she had removed her dress after I agreed to go FS.

In summary, only get a 30 min max, and stand your ground on price. I hadn't visited a MP in a while, so I was both rusty and horny. Don't make the same mistake I did. I'd probably go again, tbh, as I saw some other talent as I walked out; one looked probably sub-40! Isn't that crazy LOL.

Baylor looked great and was decent conversation (limited english). She speaks Chinese.

**SouthOfVan** · 05-18-23 22:44

Originally Posted by MickDawgg [View Original Post]

Exactly Maxtron,

They know what we want, just like we know what they want. However I'm not going to tip my cash for what they want to give me, I'm only tipping for what I exactly want. They'll make a Mark out of you if You let them. Never tipped for a CBJ & never will. I go to the establishment prepared to leave & have a plan B just in case plan A falls through. After the pandemic I stick to the Aunties & Grannies B / c they've seen more than the newer younger ones who try to upsell upsell. Saying No thank you, to the bait & switch speaks volumes & will reward you down the road.

I'm not giving up on hotties at all. This is what makes a great success so awesome. Check my post in Eugene.

**WaRubMonger** · 05-18-23 21:09

Originally Posted by Fagole [View Original Post]

First time visiting I'll be around lynnwood any recommendations?

Yup, just read a few below and you got your intel.

**Fagole** · 05-18-23 19:10

First time visiting I'll be around lynnwood any recommendations?

**Seaperv** · 05-18-23 15:39

Any intel on if M's has a table shower?

**MickDawgg** · 05-18-23 07:30

Originally Posted by Maxtron [View Original Post]

This sounds like what I experienced in now-condemned Vina Spa in Tukwila and with some of the same girls who are now at Diva Spa in Renton. Total bullshit. Sometimes it is true that you do get what you pay for. More times than not it seems that willingness to pay more brands one a schmuck. Sorry this happened to you. I agree that we need to say no to places that don't treat us like customers instead of marks.

Exactly Maxtron,

They know what we want, just like we know what they want. However I'm not going to tip my cash for what they want to give me, I'm only tipping for what I exactly want. They'll make a Mark out of you if You let them. Never tipped for a CBJ & never will. I go to the establishment prepared to leave & have a plan B just in case plan A falls through. After the pandemic I stick to the Aunties & Grannies B / c they've seen more than the newer younger ones who try to upsell upsell. Saying No thank you, to the bait & switch speaks volumes & will reward you down the road.