Massage Parlor Reports

**LastsLonger** · 05-24-23 13:01

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Consolation prize: Before I left, I visited the little shack that is Guilin again. I espoused the wonders of the backdoor play last time I mentioned the joint, but man this time it was relentless. I think I found my limit for how deep I can comfortably take a finger, and it's not all that deep. Still got a two pop though.

She will damage you if you let her LOL! Nothing for looks but outstanding hands.

**BurtForPres** · 05-22-23 18:12

Hey all. This isn't a report for anywhere in particular. I'm on a trip in Japan and the place is littered with L1 parlors. The more action-why stuff requires knowing Japanese unfortunately.

Anyway, I have to give some props to learning this hobby in the wasteland that is MN. Getting good L1 to L2 is so tough here, it made landing wins over in Japan easy. 4 visits and 3 successes. 1 of them was a great table shower with 2 pop, my favorite. That's with virtually no words of the language spoken between us. It just goes to show that the language of mongering is all you need.

Consolation prize: Before I left, I visited the little shack that is Guilin again. I espoused the wonders of the backdoor play last time I mentioned the joint, but man this time it was relentless. I think I found my limit for how deep I can comfortably take a finger, and it's not all that deep. Still got a two pop though.

**HumbleChap** · 05-19-23 21:17

Originally Posted by CarpMaster [View Original Post]

I seen this on craigslist and it has my interest. I shot them a text and found out she works out of her apartment which makes me nervous. I've only been to a an.

Asian massage place.

Have any of you ever been to this place or can give me feed back about going to someone's apartment?

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/r...622813898.html

Same # as a hair extensions place that requires deposit with appointment. Might be worth a call but I would 90% bet they ask for cash upfront.

**CarpMaster** · 05-19-23 17:40

I seen this on craigslist and it has my interest. I shot them a text and found out she works out of her apartment which makes me nervous. I've only been to a an.

Asian massage place.

Have any of you ever been to this place or can give me feed back about going to someone's apartment?

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/r...622813898.html

**Socratez727** · 05-18-23 18:26

Only in town tonight, was hoping someone could PM me a sure fire L1 service massage location. Appears Burnsville is the best chance from what I've read in the thread but was hoping for some insight on the best choice / chance.

Thanks!

**Deutsche205** · 05-16-23 16:32

I may be making the short trip to Rochester soon and wondering if anyone may have some good info they are willing to share. The local forum is pretty quiet and mindful of LE. PM may be best.

Thanks.

**ChrisNoit2** · 05-15-23 07:48

Originally Posted by Cypress7 [View Original Post]

Thats hilarious which chick. Did you see at Chan?

Annie. She is the only one that works there LOL.

**Cypress7** · 05-12-23 22:23

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

It took 7 times going there but finally got L1 service. The girl. I mean. It was weird. She kept saying to herself "no no no not Olay, this not ok" while tugging away. LOL. Since I know it's near impossible for anything in the south west metro I thought I would report.

Thats hilarious which chick. Did you see at Chan?

**JamesAndrews** · 05-12-23 10:08

Originally Posted by CaptainHonest [View Original Post]

What is up Everyone! I hope you all are behaving and enjoying yourself. I had the day off so I decided to visit a spa which the gals remembered me. I arrived about 30 minutes after opening and a fellow hobbyist was already done with his session and walking out. He was a little nervous to see me walk in LOL. Which one of you was it. Big old fella. Mamasan appeared around the corner, greeted and took me back to a room. I see in another room a bed on the floor, so I asked if I can book that room. Mamasan's english was a little broken so I gave up on the room with the bed. I got ready and laid on the table for about 10 minutes and heard another gal walk in. Walks in my room, with good english, she asked me for length of massage and said she'll be helping me. She's cute, bright red lipstick, a little thick in the right places. Anywho, 20 minutes in a good massage another hobbyist walks in and ask directly for my masseuse - "is Stacy working?" After a 5 min chat, they give the guy a room and she comes back and apologies. Ask if we can cut the massage to a half hour. She really tried to accommodate by insisting that mamasan finishes the massage but she'll come in for the L1, which I found funny. I opt for the half hour, and the flip begins. Pretty good experience on the flip. Full nude, kissing, hands roaming, finished with a BBBJ. She was very apologetic, and insist that I come back and schedule a 2 hour session with her. Whomever you are that walked in. Thank You! I don't think my experience would have been amazing, if you didn't walk in and rushed the masseuse. Fun times!!

Capt.

You got lucky, you better tell mamasan your money just as green as his and you paid for stacy not some old hag to massage you. This has been pulled at other places and you don't get excellent treatment.

**Cf069** · 05-12-23 09:12

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

What happened to new born off of 694? Long time ago there was a younger China doll that massaged my junk with her feet. Anyone else have that done?

I had that done at one of the WI spots a couple of years ago. This was before they became legit.

**MNJack** · 05-11-23 22:39

Originally Posted by CaptainHonest [View Original Post]

What is up Everyone! I hope you all are behaving and enjoying yourself. I had the day off so I decided to visit a spa which the gals remembered me. I arrived about 30 minutes after opening and a fellow hobbyist was already done with his session and walking out. He was a little nervous to see me walk in LOL. Which one of you was it. Big old fella. Mamasan appeared around the corner, greeted and took me back to a room. I see in another room a bed on the floor, so I asked if I can book that room. Mamasan's english was a little broken so I gave up on the room with the bed. I got ready and laid on the table for about 10 minutes and heard another gal walk in. Walks in my room, with good english, she asked me for length of massage and said she'll be helping me. She's cute, bright red lipstick, a little thick in the right places. Anywho, 20 minutes in a good massage another hobbyist walks in and ask directly for my masseuse - "is Stacy working?" After a 5 min chat, they give the guy a room and she comes back and apologies. Ask if we can cut the massage to a half hour. She really tried to accommodate by insisting that mamasan finishes the massage but she'll come in for the L1, which I found funny. I opt for the half hour, and the flip begins. Pretty good experience on the flip. Full nude, kissing, hands roaming, finished with a BBBJ. She was very apologetic, and insist that I come back and schedule a 2 hour session with her. Whomever you are that walked in. Thank You! I don't think my experience would have been amazing, if you didn't walk in and rushed the masseuse. Fun times!!

Capt.

Hi Capt. You can't leave us hanging.

**JButter9** · 05-11-23 19:46

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

What happened to new born off of 694? Long time ago there was a younger China doll that massaged my junk with her feet. Anyone else have that done?

Never had the feet but I miss that spot LOL a staple for me for years.

**MassErrection** · 05-11-23 16:53

Originally Posted by CaptainHonest [View Original Post]

What is up Everyone! I hope you all are behaving and enjoying yourself. I had the day off so I decided to visit a spa which the gals remembered me. I arrived about 30 minutes after opening and a fellow hobbyist was already done with his session and walking out. He was a little nervous to see me walk in LOL. Which one of you was it. Big old fella. Mamasan appeared around the corner, greeted and took me back to a room. I see in another room a bed on the floor, so I asked if I can book that room. Mamasan's english was a little broken so I gave up on the room with the bed. I got ready and laid on the table for about 10 minutes and heard another gal walk in. Walks in my room, with good english, she asked me for length of massage and said she'll be helping me. She's cute, bright red lipstick, a little thick in the right places. Anywho, 20 minutes in a good massage another hobbyist walks in and ask directly for my masseuse - "is Stacy working?" After a 5 min chat, they give the guy a room and she comes back and apologies. Ask if we can cut the massage to a half hour. She really tried to accommodate by insisting that mamasan finishes the massage but she'll come in for the L1, which I found funny. I opt for the half hour, and the flip begins. Pretty good experience on the flip. Full nude, kissing, hands roaming, finished with a BBBJ. She was very apologetic, and insist that I come back and schedule a 2 hour session with her. Whomever you are that walked in. Thank You! I don't think my experience would have been amazing, if you didn't walk in and rushed the masseuse. Fun times!!.

Capt! Awesome score bruh, Which place did you score at?

**EcunLuv** · 05-11-23 15:49

Hi,

Which spa was this? Please tell.

**CaptainHonest** · 05-11-23 14:23

What is up Everyone! I hope you all are behaving and enjoying yourself. I had the day off so I decided to visit a spa which the gals remembered me. I arrived about 30 minutes after opening and a fellow hobbyist was already done with his session and walking out. He was a little nervous to see me walk in LOL. Which one of you was it. Big old fella. Mamasan appeared around the corner, greeted and took me back to a room. I see in another room a bed on the floor, so I asked if I can book that room. Mamasan's english was a little broken so I gave up on the room with the bed. I got ready and laid on the table for about 10 minutes and heard another gal walk in. Walks in my room, with good english, she asked me for length of massage and said she'll be helping me. She's cute, bright red lipstick, a little thick in the right places. Anywho, 20 minutes in a good massage another hobbyist walks in and ask directly for my masseuse - "is Stacy working?" After a 5 min chat, they give the guy a room and she comes back and apologies. Ask if we can cut the massage to a half hour. She really tried to accommodate by insisting that mamasan finishes the massage but she'll come in for the L1, which I found funny. I opt for the half hour, and the flip begins. Pretty good experience on the flip. Full nude, kissing, hands roaming, finished with a BBBJ. She was very apologetic, and insist that I come back and schedule a 2 hour session with her. Whomever you are that walked in. Thank You! I don't think my experience would have been amazing, if you didn't walk in and rushed the masseuse. Fun times!!

Capt.