Massage Parlor Reports

[HollandMI8]

So I had a chance to visit earlier this week and TOFTT. Took quite a bit of emailing and a ph consult. She clearly screens people just looking for pleasure. She also makes abundantly clear in her communication that anything sexual including comments will result in immediate termination. She is 100% medical.

I did have some legit issues and so I went through with the appointment. She looks way better in person and gives the vibe that something more could be available, but that's just for show to attract suckers like us I imagine. She was nothing but professional, but she is also very comfortable with the human body and its functions.

You're definitely naked through the whole thing. No draping expected or required. She touches everything but in a very clinical and professional manner with gloves, q-tip, etc. She even put a finger in my ass to assess pelvic floor tension and prostate size, but it was not remotely sexy other than having a very good looking woman do it. She makes it clear that it's ok to have an erection or even ejaculate, but that means from the clinical touching. You're not allowed to even touch yourself and she warns you to keep any pleasurable feelings you experience "on the inside" LOL..

I have to agree. I went to her for a few sessions due to my age and sitting all the time. And while she is an attractive woman don't let that fool you. She is a professional all the way. If you get pleasure at the session it will not be from her. She has helped me I will say but I think I am done as it is really hard to get an appointment now. I think she has a lot of new patents hoping for the best. Nice woman and has a skill set for sure, but there will be no HE there.

[FatBoiSummer]

Rolled the dice at Divine a couple weeks ago and got sunny. Met Shye too, really pretty and curvy in all the right places.

Sunny thought was pretty amazing. Soft, sensual touch. Very personable and sweet. I'm not much of a talker but next time I'll try harder to talk. The massage was decent, not as good as Milan's but was enough.

On the flip she got more comfortable and her body is honestly top notch. Very soft skin. Didn't ask for anything extra, I'm okay with just standard finish so I don't know what more she offers but overall a great experience. I've grown tired of exploring different shops and being disappointed so I'm definitely happy coming back here to roll the dice, never seems to be a loss.

Cheers, FBS.

[LuckyBoyy]

Not surprised you had a great time. Most gorgeous woman around and she's brilliant as well. Most reliable provider in west Michigan in my experience.

I agree, her looks and tone body always has me coming back for more.

[CandidGuy35]

Was looking for a lunch time massage. Started at a different place but guy got out of his car before me to enter the establishment. So since that place only had one provider I figured I go elsewhere. After driving around ending up Relax. Prices went up a little since last time I was there by 5 bucks. It wasn't very busy since it was around noon. Drew Ashley who is a young / attractive Chinese girl. For a 30 minute massage got a pretty good massage and felt relax. Flip is standard finish. She got a nice boobs on her with a fit body like a college girl. No touching underneath though even over clothes. She has a flirty personality similar to Joy from Tuina. She was still wearing a mask. Overall Relax is good experience if your not expecting much in extras. I too like that she doesn't mention tip at all in the visit and takes whatever tip you give her that a plus.

[CandidGuy35]

Saw Joy about two weeks ago and had a very nice experience. Scheduled a half hour, walked in and she was her normal ebullient self. Got on the table and requested the "back walk" technique. She obliged and 20 minutes later every knot was expertly gone. Not just my back, but hamstrings and calves too. Standard ending, but the nice part was she didn't mention a tip one time. She was leaving the room and I made sure I gave her a $50 spot. $95 all in.

The week before was Sweetcheeks. She's been highly reviewed, not much to add other than her menu is WIDE open if you play your cards right. Senior members can PM me for deets. Note: Senior Members only.

Your DM are full.

[Shawtren]

Those were good times. I met a lot of women on FaceBook, both in the biz and willing to try it. The, life got in the way! Thanks for following through with her Benz.

Lake shore hunny is a name I gave her when she started as a UTR in Nunica. She has posted before on stg single and duos, not sure of the name right now but she hasn't posted recently.

SBJ sister has never posted she is a UTR provider who randomly needs extra cash. Her BF supports her but sometimes they need extra cash. He meets me in a different location everytime she hops in my vehicle and I bring her back in about 20 minutes. Nice arrangement.

SBJ sister has tried some of the members of this board and won't do it again. One bad apple, now she won't trust them.

Maybe someday she'll need more money rent a room and create a line down the street. LOL.

[Shawtren]

It's guys like you doing review posts like this that make USASG the go to place for information. Thank you for taking the time and the hit for all of us here!

So I had a chance to visit earlier this week and TOFTT. Took quite a bit of emailing and a ph consult. She clearly screens people just looking for pleasure. She also makes abundantly clear in her communication that anything sexual including comments will result in immediate termination. She is 100% medical.

I did have some legit issues and so I went through with the appointment. She looks way better in person and gives the vibe that something more could be available, but that's just for show to attract suckers like us I imagine. She was nothing but professional, but she is also very comfortable with the human body and its functions.

You're definitely naked through the whole thing. No draping expected or required. She touches everything but in a very clinical and professional manner with gloves, q-tip, etc. She even put a finger in my ass to assess pelvic floor tension and prostate size, but it was not remotely sexy other than having a very good looking woman do it. She makes it clear that it's ok to have an erection or even ejaculate, but that means from the clinical touching. You're not allowed to even touch yourself and she warns you to keep any pleasurable feelings you experience "on the inside" LOL.

[Benz1]

I live on the lake shore and get tired of always driving to gr or farther. Would you be willing to pm LSH contact info to an older, respectful gent.

Thanks.

CJ.

Currently she's living on the NE side of GR.

[Swcdt]

Anyone have any experience with her? I could only find one report on here for her. I sent the monger that reported it a PM for more details. No response.

Any help would be appreciated. Stroker417.

Yes, I've seen her. Not recently but she's a good looking woman and will treat you right. She's one of the good ones at Panacea.

[Stroker417]

Anyone have any experience with her? I could only find one report on here for her. I sent the monger that reported it a PM for more details. No response.

Any help would be appreciated. Stroker417.

[AspenWood]

Does anybody have contacts for Nikki or Alissa?

I really hope we get an answer to this. Nikki was mind blowing and my favorite of the time. I never could get schedules to line up with Alissa unfortunately. But always wanted to. I miss the old BBU days but someone had to screw it up.

[AspenWood]

Saw Brit last week. Nothing much to add except it always a good time every time I go to see her. Her new small menu has me intrigued to come back again.

Not surprised you had a great time. Most gorgeous woman around and she's brilliant as well. Most reliable provider in west Michigan in my experience.

[Gene2]

This board has saved me lots of money since I found it. And unlike many here I don't have seemingly limitless funds for getting my "needs" met LOL. Sometimes I wonder what some of you all do for a living that you can afford to do this so regularly. For my part, while I could afford to do a bit more than I do, the Mrs. Keeps very tight tabs on the money and large chunks that go missing aren't looked on kindly Ha!

Anyways, you're welcome! I know the feeling.

Glad to see you've enjoyed the board and the wide variety of participants we have here. Some of us are more advanced in age so we have a bit more disposable income than others. Others tend to save their donation money over time and hope for a good bang for the buck. Some guys are contented with a blow and go. Others want a more fulfilling interaction that mimics a dating situation. Each can find good prospects here. And the interaction here can be entertaining as some are just along for the ride whereas others are more troll like. The majority are here to help. And we get help as well as give it.

Dignify.

G2.

[Cj357]

Don't be fooled, there was a massage poster ranting and rambling often, if you did the math he was spending 2 k a week. I think the reviews could have been repeated memories and dreams of a provider staring into and stealing his sole. The postings have reduced considerably, he must have woke up.

This site should be for reviews of actual encounters.

I get 2 to 4 BJs a week, I only write about them if they're real good or real bad. I've learned to stay away from the bad ones by reading actual reviews on this site and I never let any of them steal my sole.

Saw Lake shore hunny about an hour ago, to my surprise she has learned to swallow. Made my day. I saw SBJ sister Friday and Dakota Reign on Thursday. The best one is always SBJ sister with an artful technique that makes me crave her everyday. Her BF is a Lucky Man.

I live on the lake shore and get tired of always driving to gr or farther. Would you be willing to pm LSH contact info to an older, respectful gent.

Thanks.

CJ.

[White300]

Does anybody have contacts for Nikki or Alissa?