Massage Parlor Reports

**CookiesMan** · 05-17-23 18:37

Originally Posted by XXX6969 [View Original Post]

I've been a loyal client of Alice at Li for at least 2 years now. So today, texted Lily to book an apt w. Alice, but Lily told me that Alice was out and would be back in the next 5 days. She asked me to pick other girls there and along the list, Helen name came up. I've read a few reviews about her on here and seemed like she was praised as the 2nd best to Alice, so I thought, heck, why not? Mind you, I've never had Helen before so I had no idea how she would look like beside my imagination which was constructed by the reviews on here.

Came in on time for my apt, the girl out front knew right away that I came in for Helen, took me to a room and waited. About 5 minutes, Lily showed up with "Helen" and say hi (this immediately raised a red flag for me), from a quick glance, "Helen" was nothing like what was described on here, but I thought, maybe she's gained weight in the past couple months, and Lily wouldn't pull a bait-and-switch on me since she's never done that whenever I booked Alice in the past 2 years. "Helen" even told me "long time no see," ok, LOL whatever. Laid down and enjoyed the massage, she asked soft or medium, I told her medium. Now, her medium is Alice's hard, and her speed is twice Alice's. The oil on my body actually heated up with all the moment she made. OK massage anyway, and absolutely No teasing whatsoever. On the flip, when she flipped up her shirt, and to my disappointment, she was definitely Not Helen (based on some reviews of her racks as the 2nd biggest ones there after Alice's). And she's on a more chubby side, as her belly is bigger than Alice's. Now I know for sure that I fell victim of Lily's bait-and-switch, just closed my eyes and waited for it to be over with. I think this girl knew that I knew she's not Helen, but her attitude is great as she worked really hard down there. It took her maybe 5 minutes to have the junior settled (while I could only last 1 min maximum with Alice).

Sorry if you feel you got a bait and switch deal. When I see Lily next visit I will mention this to her because this situation is coming up alot more than it should. Especially for her long time clients. I fortunately have always been happy with Lily and always get the girl I ask for, but I only see Apple, Bella, and Alice. Occasionally I will see Cindy. I saw Helen one time and she wasn't eye candy, but she wasn't terrible looking either. She did have some weight on her, but she was very pleasant and willing to please. Great massage and her tits were pretty big. So it sounds like you may have gotten Helen. But like others have said different people like different things. You can always ask for another girl.

**CampGuy** · 05-17-23 13:41

Inbox full mate.

**LuvThis** · 05-17-23 09:08

Originally Posted by ElegantBaller [View Original Post]

New Here. Tried Ivy based on some of the reviews. Didn't request anyone in particular and ended up with Cindy.

Massage was so so, with barely any pressure. Happy after the flip, nothing to write home about. $ . 7 + . 6.

Are there any actually good locations / providers in the downtown area? Happy to travel a bit / pay a bit more since I'm only here for a few days. Much appreciated.

Reviews about Ivy? I have done several but I suggested Mia and Nico. Cindy was newest addition, but not my choice. Mia and Niko are good any day of the week. PM for particulars if that makes a diff for you.

**IAmNotGr8** · 05-17-23 07:19

That's exactly what I needed to know. Thank you.

Originally Posted by CampGuy [View Original Post]

My honest opinion is if you like, really like big boobs then okay.

For me below average looking, below average body.

Out on the street I will give her a 2, in the camp a 4, different strokes for different folks.

**Yay For Me** · 05-16-23 23:28

Visited tonight. Same mms as last visit. Girl I drew was attractive, nice C's and her name was Tina. She spoke decent English but admitted she struggled and was still learning. She's from Korea and been here for 3 weeks. She looked to be in her 30's. . 8/ hr, tip $. 70. , so $$. 5 otd. She said "next time you bring $$. ".

**CampGuy** · 05-16-23 23:00

Originally Posted by Kilamannjaro [View Original Post]

There is an avalanche of info on Helen if you search in this thread.

My honest opinion is if you like, really like big boobs then okay.

For me below average looking, below average body.

Out on the street I will give her a 2, in the camp a 4, different strokes for different folks.

**Kilamannjaro** · 05-16-23 15:17

Originally Posted by IAmNotGr8 [View Original Post]

Only info we have so far about Helen is that she has a nice personality, freckles in her face, the second biggest boobs next to Alice's 🤤.

Can someone share info about her age, shape, and looks.

I'm thinking of checking her, but a bit taken aback after seeing another switch-and-bait!

There is an avalanche of info on Helen if you search in this thread.

**MassageAwesome** · 05-16-23 12:24

Originally Posted by IAmNotGr8 [View Original Post]

Only info we have so far about Helen is that she has a nice personality, freckles in her face, the second biggest boobs next to Alice's 🤤.

Can someone share info about her age, shape, and looks.

I'm thinking of checking her, but a bit taken aback after seeing another switch-and-bait!

I thought that there was another Alice that work there who is kind of like the original one but smaller tits (although bigger then average Asian). Maybe it was her?

**IAmNotGr8** · 05-16-23 08:15

Only info we have so far about Helen is that she has a nice personality, freckles in her face, the second biggest boobs next to Alice's 🤤.

Can someone share info about her age, shape, and looks.

I'm thinking of checking her, but a bit taken aback after seeing another switch-and-bait!

Originally Posted by XXX6969 [View Original Post]

I've been a loyal client of Alice at Li for at least 2 years now. So today, texted Lily to book an apt w. Alice, but Lily told me that Alice was out and would be back in the next 5 days. She asked me to pick other girls there and along the list, Helen name came up. I've read a few reviews about her on here and seemed like she was praised as the 2nd best to Alice, so I thought, heck, why not? Mind you, I've never had Helen before so I had no idea how she would look like beside my imagination which was constructed by the reviews on here.

Came in on time for my apt, the girl out front knew right away that I came in for Helen, took me to a room and waited. About 5 minutes, Lily showed up with "Helen" and say hi (this immediately raised a red flag for me), from a quick glance, "Helen" was nothing like what was described on here, but I thought, maybe she's gained weight in the past couple months, and Lily wouldn't pull a bait-and-switch on me since she's never done that whenever I booked Alice in the past 2 years. "Helen" even told me "long time no see," ok, LOL whatever. Laid down and enjoyed the massage, she asked soft or medium, I told her medium. Now, her medium is Alice's hard, and her speed is twice Alice's. The oil on my body actually heated up with all the moment she made. OK massage anyway, and absolutely No teasing whatsoever. On the flip, when she flipped up her shirt, and to my disappointment, she was definitely Not Helen (based on some reviews of her racks as the 2nd biggest ones there after Alice's). And she's on a more chubby side, as her belly is bigger than Alice's. Now I know for sure that I fell victim of Lily's bait-and-switch, just closed my eyes and waited for it to be over with. I think this girl knew that I knew she's not Helen, but her attitude is great as she worked really hard down there. It took her maybe 5 minutes to have the junior settled (while I could only last 1 min maximum with Alice).

**ComfortablyNum** · 05-16-23 07:43

Not what it used to be. Sophia was probably close to 60's and not attractive. Smokers voice, nice fake rack but that was the only positive. Ran from it the entire time, had to finish BBJ but not worth the time or effort. Much better options out there.

**ElegantBaller** · 05-16-23 00:16

New Here. Tried Ivy based on some of the reviews. Didn't request anyone in particular and ended up with Cindy.

Massage was so so, with barely any pressure. Happy after the flip, nothing to write home about. $ . 7 + . 6.

Are there any actually good locations / providers in the downtown area? Happy to travel a bit / pay a bit more since I'm only here for a few days. Much appreciated.

**Gonzel333** · 05-16-23 00:07

Originally Posted by CampGuy [View Original Post]

Not correct, the owner of Adore owns Ivy, I know both owners.

Thanks Campguy for clarification on this!

**Lk1096** · 05-15-23 20:11

Originally Posted by Monsoony [View Original Post]

It seems all my usual spots have closed / shutdown. There's only 4 left that I'm aware of but it isn't worth the drive for me.

Which four are you talking about cause every since Joy and Health went down its been a struggle.

**CampGuy** · 05-15-23 19:56

Originally Posted by Gonzel333 [View Original Post]

Ease and Enjoy are under same ownership! Heard the owner also bought Adore recently!

Not correct, the owner of Adore owns Ivy, I know both owners.

**XXX6969** · 05-15-23 19:15

I've been a loyal client of Alice at Li for at least 2 years now. So today, texted Lily to book an apt w. Alice, but Lily told me that Alice was out and would be back in the next 5 days. She asked me to pick other girls there and along the list, Helen name came up. I've read a few reviews about her on here and seemed like she was praised as the 2nd best to Alice, so I thought, heck, why not? Mind you, I've never had Helen before so I had no idea how she would look like beside my imagination which was constructed by the reviews on here.

Came in on time for my apt, the girl out front knew right away that I came in for Helen, took me to a room and waited. About 5 minutes, Lily showed up with "Helen" and say hi (this immediately raised a red flag for me), from a quick glance, "Helen" was nothing like what was described on here, but I thought, maybe she's gained weight in the past couple months, and Lily wouldn't pull a bait-and-switch on me since she's never done that whenever I booked Alice in the past 2 years. "Helen" even told me "long time no see," ok, LOL whatever. Laid down and enjoyed the massage, she asked soft or medium, I told her medium. Now, her medium is Alice's hard, and her speed is twice Alice's. The oil on my body actually heated up with all the moment she made. OK massage anyway, and absolutely No teasing whatsoever. On the flip, when she flipped up her shirt, and to my disappointment, she was definitely Not Helen (based on some reviews of her racks as the 2nd biggest ones there after Alice's). And she's on a more chubby side, as her belly is bigger than Alice's. Now I know for sure that I fell victim of Lily's bait-and-switch, just closed my eyes and waited for it to be over with. I think this girl knew that I knew she's not Helen, but her attitude is great as she worked really hard down there. It took her maybe 5 minutes to have the junior settled (while I could only last 1 min maximum with Alice).