Massage Parlor Reports

**RBFSyndrome** · 05-13-23 17:06

Front pubic area and butt crevice wax 90 total. Tiffany confirmed MILF (are those melons real?

Very accessibly dressed (allows utc).

She also had some thick latina that helped out who wasnt too attractive.

Waxing hurt like a ***** but seems like she knows what she's doing.

HE was offered among other things so took her up on that. Pretty typical HE.

May return for waxing but unsure.

Hows her massage?

**New8888** · 05-13-23 16:58

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

That Lily only works Fridays she's there today!! She have soft skin some nice titties and a good ass to pound. Just call Lisa.

Ohoh slammer is back.

**Lift Her Up** · 05-13-23 09:12

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

. . . But regarding setting the condoms aside, that's usually because they don't want to leave the "evidence" in the room, should there be a visit by Uncle LEO. . .

At one place they've daintily wrapped up the used protection into a Kleenex, and sweetly put it into my pocket. I imagine for the same reason. Then I put it into a trash can one or two hundred yards away.

Lift Her Up.

**Sticker** · 05-13-23 00:09

Originally Posted by Mystic23 [View Original Post]

Fortunately for me Ivy provided all the expected services. She definitely qualifies as HYA with a cute face. Ivy is in her mid-20's at most. The only alarming thing was at end of the deed she set the used condom aside. Something I didn't notice other girls doing in past visits. When she stepped out to get me water I threw it in the trash. She fished for it when she came back in the room. Definitely BYOC!

More power to ya. She's only the second or third provider in my decades of playing who denied me FS because of my size. (And I always bring my own Magnums.) Agreed about her looks, but as I mentioned, she's a no repeat for me. But regarding setting the condoms aside, that's usually because they don't want to leave the "evidence" in the room, should there be a visit by Uncle LEO. Highly unlikely that they would be recycling something as inexpensive as a wrapper.

Just looked, and this appears to be your first post here in 12 years. Long marriage?

**Slammer6008** · 05-12-23 21:38

Originally Posted by Panchito33 [View Original Post]

Still serving extras. Although she's putting on a few extra pounds and showing her age a bit. But she still has a great ass and great set of man mades.

Extra pounds. She at 110 now. She does have a nice ass an pussy.

**Panchito33** · 05-12-23 18:50

Still serving extras. Although she's putting on a few extra pounds and showing her age a bit. But she still has a great ass and great set of man mades.

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

She's amazing, but she told me no more massage as she's gone legit. Can anyone confirm?

**Mystic23** · 05-12-23 17:23

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

As readers know, most of my experiences at Believe have been repeatables, but yesterday wasn't one of them. As I had since Mickey on Tuesday for a really good time, I texted management about Ivy, noting that while she younger, would she give great service?. They affirmed, so off I went. Ivy answered Believe's inner door, and she is definitely has a pretty face and bod and is in her 20's. That's the good.

The not-so-good began in the room. I always lay out the $40 HF on the table, then the $140 tip to get ensure the full GFE (except FS does need to be covered). Then I pop the pillow up on the massage bed and show the girls that I brought my own Magnum, as I tuck it under one corner of the pillow. I do this so they only need to leave the room once to put away the payment, us the bathroom to prepare their puss and come back soon for the fun. But after I laid down the $140 for Ivy, she made a pouty face like I was being cheap, so I told her that I tip all the girls this, and they are all happy. The GPS was evident in her young peepers.

Although she was smiling upon re-entering the room, I could quickly tell that her service wouldn't match Mickey's, Nana's, Ella's, Jojo's, Sissy's and other fun girls I Believe in. Unlike the others, she didn't want to kiss, just one quick peck on the lips, but no DFK. She then stripped, and her bod is cool, all natural c-cups, a little bit of roundness to her booty, and very smooth unmarked skin. That visual perked me up with a full-blown bone, and she started in on the BBBJ. I give her credit for that, although her skills were at least one notch below the other cocksucking cuties there. But then she looked up at me between slurps and whispered "No sex, okay, just this". (Sorry girlie, but no, I paid my tip and want the whole experience.) I said, "yes, we do sex too, just like all girls here". She countered with "But you're too big and I am small It will not fit".

At that point I wanted to get her excited and wet enough so she would be ready for my wide ride, so I had her lay on her back for dining. "Oh you suck me now?, she chirped" Yes, and at least she liked that, too. So as soon as I got her off, we switched it up so that I was lying on my back and she popped on the Magnum. Therefore I thought all would be groovy after all, but then she just started camel sliding on my covered soldier and said "only outside, because I'm too small". Jesus H. Christ, she's a hooker, so why would I believe that line?? I spent another 5 minutes trying to slip it in during her camel sliding, but she had her hands down there, too, and wouldn't let it happen..

Fortunately for me Ivy provided all the expected services. She definitely qualifies as HYA with a cute face. Ivy is in her mid-20's at most. The only alarming thing was at end of the deed she set the used condom aside. Something I didn't notice other girls doing in past visits. When she stepped out to get me water I threw it in the trash. She fished for it when she came back in the room. Definitely BYOC!

**Sexaholic777** · 05-12-23 17:18

Glad I came. Had the new girl Coco, slim, mid 30's, nice body and good massage.

Total $140.

No FS. But all in all her attitude was good and she's not 70 years old like the gilfs at some AMPs LOL.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

**Slammer6008** · 05-12-23 14:54

That Lily only works Fridays she's there today!! She have soft skin some nice titties and a good ass to pound. Just call Lisa.

**CalTheImpaler** · 05-12-23 03:02

Recently, I have been pursuing other deviant endeavors, but missed mongering so I decided to jump back in to the AMP thing. A buddy said he was sure that FS was a thing at MHF even though he never enjoyed such service himself. I promised myself once again that I shall never participate in the FC walk of shame, but I really wanted FS. I decided to try MHF anyways. I got there and papa-san was fucking with the counter or some shit in the front. I gave him my 40 bucks and he assured me 'gurl very gud' without me ever asking. I got Lisa. She was tall. I rate her a 6/10 for looks. Very pleasant. Kinda borderline shit at times to actually decent massage. After 30 minutes of rubbing, I was more in the mood for a BBBJ than FS and I wasn't in the mood to haggle. She asked $ and I agreed. I suspect that if one were in a tight or sour mood we could get it down to 60. I could be wrong. It's an opinion. The hummer was a 7/10 and I blew in her face. Somehow she avoided most of the jism. I need more range time. Anyways, although the massage and BJ were mediocre, she was sweet and the overall experience was better than would be expected. If I don't have the energy to be adventurous, I will return. Otherwise, I would check out something else.

TL: DR MHF, HF 40/ hr, BBBJ $, Lisa, looks 6/10, massage 6. 5/10, BBBJ 7/10, attitude / enthusiasm 8. 5/10, overall 7/10. I would return only if I don't have the inclination to look for something new.

**Mr Houdini** · 05-12-23 02:43

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

SH has hired 3 or more new girls / Its always welcome to see some fresh faces. I saw them all in good light recently. I would not mistake any of them for beauty queens, but they were ok. Kinda on par with BW Andy. Kinda so-so but attractive in a dark room, especially with a mask. They were not too old maybe 35. Didn't try their services though. Stuck with dependable girls like Grace, Lucy, Helen, and Linda.

Went recently, I saw 1 girl in a red top that looked better than anyone I've ever seen there or BW. It was a weekend and I wish I got her name. Busy place too, a lot of patrons were there getting a legit massage in plain view, like BW before it became primarily a jack shack. Male masseuses are available in a high amount for those that want a legit, stronger massage.

**AlCapone2006** · 05-11-23 22:14

Originally Posted by UciMagic [View Original Post]

I've been wondering too! It's a similar ad to another one from a couple days ago titled "6 ****** new to here". Like WTF??

Had number 2. Great fun like Burlington spa in Vegas. Seems like same type of advertisers.

Good fun. Not bad for price. The girl was maybe 5 years older than the ad. But who cares if they do what they say imo.

Tight pussy. Went there in the daytime. Paid $220 for 2 fucks and Cum in mouth.

**Pand25** · 05-11-23 18:25

Most likely a roving g*****er network. Number is from NY. Probably in large part bait / switch and or average / below milfs, or average / below fob. Good luck with that. To risky for me. If it seems to good to be true, it probably is. No thank you.

Originally Posted by ArchOwl [View Original Post]

I texted the number, got an address to an apartment complex in Irvine near Portola Springs. I assume it is an Chinese AAMP like the ones operating in the SVG.

**ArchOwl** · 05-11-23 12:23

Originally Posted by HandyLover [View Original Post]

Does anyone have insight to this place?? Just seems out-of-whack.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22991893.html

I texted the number, got an address to an apartment complex in Irvine near Portola Springs. I assume it is an Chinese AAMP like the ones operating in the SVG.

**SaltyDog** · 05-11-23 11:24

Originally Posted by UciMagic [View Original Post]

I've been wondering too! It's a similar ad to another one from a couple days ago titled "6 ****** new to here". Like WTF??

Someone TOFTT? How about you taking a trip there and give us the heads up on this place. Their adds seem pretty normal to me. Report back about the COW's.