Massage Parlor Reports

**GilBang** · 05-07-23 20:14

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Dude,

There are like 3 places at Robert Paris Ct and I've never heard of Sherwood Crossing, WTF is that?

If you are going to just post a bunch of vague stuff then don't bother.

Be Safe.

--BE.

So I'm thinking that either the original poster got confused and meant to also agree with member Sexture96, whose post is right below Sekkusume's, agreeing he went to the same AMP as Sexture96, or something else is going on.

Robert Paris Ct is in Chantilly and there is no "Sherwood Crossing" anywhere in that area. However, Sexture96's post was referring to a "Parham" on Andrus Rd, which is in Alexandria and there is a "Parham Massage" on Andrus Rd in a complex called Sherwood Crossing.

I agree with you BE, it's not helpful at all posting a visit with vague info like that. Saying "went to Robert Paris Ct. " is like saying "visited an AMP in Franconia, nice girl, big tits, good time" LOL.

BTW, the references to this supposed AMP pointed at this: https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/im-new-chantilly-asian-massage/22982611.html
one of those BP ads that lately add all these extra services like GFE or just 'escort-like' language that we all know lead to nothing when you're actually there.

**FourNick8** · 05-07-23 16:20

Here's another story from my mongering past that may help explain where all the 50 yo and 60 yo Korean AMP girls came from.

1985 in the Republic of Korea the economy is still recovering from the war 30 years earlier and cheap sex is everywhere. Hosting the Olympics in 1998 changed the economy overnight and Cheap sex was gone forever.

I was stationed at Osan AB and lived downtown in a three bedroom house with two other guys with three stereos and two TV's. One of my roommates worked in housing supply and the other worked in the hospital so we had access to officer furniture and underground medical checkups. Osan was surrounded by at least a hundred nightclubs, girly bars, dive bars, AMP's, and even barber shops where a short time could be had to 10 USD and an all might barfine was 20 except for the very few superstars who would make modern KPOP girls look like butter faces. All of this was sponsored and sanctioned by the US and ROK governments to provide Camp Girls to the brave soldiers defending the county again aggression. This was an organized operation as if anyone caught the clap the base hospital would pill out a binder notebook for each bar with pictures with all the registered girls and when one was pointed out the Korean National Police and US Town Patrol would pull then out and send them to the Monkey House until cured.

They also enforced a strict bar curfew at midnight on weekdays so I developed a MO to where, if I didn't get a girl early or was short on money, I just walked the streets right after curfew and chat up a girl who was walking home without a barfine. I would offer my house for more drinks, some American food, and to watch Purple Rain for the hundredth time. After 1:00 am the taxis stopped running so most every time the girls stayed there in exchange for a free fuck. I'm not saying I was Wilt Chamberlin but I stopped counting at 300 before the first year and that was including living with Yu, Kyung He for 6 weeks.

I met Kyung He while walking home from work just around the corner from my house. I knew just enough Korean to invite her over to the love pad and there found out that she was just recruited from down south to work in a new bar and was staying at Mama-sans house until the bar opened with 6 other girls. After some Jim Beam (4 bucks a bottle) a steak and MacNcheese dinner, and watching Purple Rain again I offered for her to spend the night in my king size 0-6 bed and she accepted. She ended up staying for six weeks before her bar opened and during that time I took her bar hopping but she always wanted to go to the dive bars and not the hostess bars like the one she was recruited to work.

Opening night came and I walked her over to the newly decorated bar to check it out myself. Mamas-an was freaking because the DJ had not shown up and it was opening time. I had often DJ'd at my fav dive bar on Aragon Alley so I offered to sit in and was accepted. From the DJ booth I watched dozens of horny guys buy her ladies drinks and hit on her until one guy paid her bar fine and they left together before 10:00 pm.

She never did come by my house again after realizing what I was getting for free she was now getting paid for. Another reason never to date a girl who has ever traded money for sex.

P. S Every time I get a KAMP massage in NOVA from a Korean granny I dig deep into my memory to see if I fucked her 40 years ago.

**Serpin58** · 05-07-23 13:58

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

I banned the guy who told you this, it wasn't his first time trying to tell people not to post.

To all the guys who posted that it was a good idea, you're accounts have been placed in moderation and will never be unmoderated again.

Uncle LEO does NOT use this forum for information, they don't for several reasons, first they have much better sources of info than an anonymous sex forum but mostly because it's a waste of their time, nothing on this forum is admissible in any manner so it's literally a waste of their time.

You could post a series of pictures of you holding a stack of money and a sign saying "I'm paying this chick to suck my dick" then her sucking your dick with the money in one hand and a sign in the other saying "he just paid me to suck my dick" and that wouldn't be admissible.
Why?

"It's role play, I like pretending the women I'm with are prostitutes."

After over 20 years and nearly 2 million posts not a single one ever has, nor ever will be used in any court proceeding, it's not qualified evidence for anything. Since the first fucking day there have been guys saying people will get busted for posts and not a single one so far.

If you tell people not to post once you get placed on permanent moderation, twice and you are gone

A2

I have cop friends in DMV they care less- They only care in major disturbance or violence-yes theirs bust. They actually don't give a F and lot of them clients on down low.

Their guys like us.

**Pbarber307** · 05-06-23 23:59

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

I saw Sophia again at Eastern Spa. She is a nice lady and I had a nice time. I will probably see her again.

Sorry for the lack of details but I have been chided by a senior member for providing too much detail in may posts.

They said if I really cared about the girl I should not provide details on her physical appearance or services provided.

WhatTF this senior member says? Sounds like he wants Sophia all to himself. This sort of post would get one of those "comment deleted" from A2 for actively "discouraging board members from posting".

It was Happy Guy 2, he's banned.

A2

**FourNick8** · 05-06-23 23:05

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

I appreciate your candor. I also agree there are few things better than a sensual HJ from a girl you find charming and attractive.

For me, I find it fascinating getting a stranger to spread her legs and open up. Just looking in her eyes and watching her react to being penetrated had been mind blowing to me for the last 45 years. It's doesn't matter is she is an 18 yo Filipina virgin or a 50 yo Chinese AMP girl.

After reading this post, one fellow monger DM'd me and asked if I actually scored a virgin P4 P girl so I thought I would share the story with everyone. The second part of the story is the best part; especially if you are into sports. Hope I'm not boring everyone.

Summer 1989, I'm back in Angeles City RP on vacation; a place I lived 10 years before. Just hanging out at a little bar on MacArthur Hwy drinking 50 cent San Miguel beers and putting pesos in the jukebox. I'm the only customer there sitting with two dancers in string bikinis and a pretty but plain 20 yo cashier. The girls are interesting to look at but not to talk with so I'm chatting up the cashier and making her laugh. The two bar girls are getting off day shift soon and keep pestering me to pay their BarFine but I jokingly tell them I want to go home with the cashier when one of them says the cashier is a Cherry Girl which causes her to blush. The next thing I hear is the bar girl girl and the cashier have a long convo in Tagalog where the cashier nods yes. The bar girl then tells me that she is shy but I can pay her BarFine. Not knowing if this is serious or just playing around I give the cashier 20 USD and she gives me a paper reciept that says Rose BarFine.

5:30 rolls around and the night shift comes on stage and Rose says just a minute let me get my things so I'm in a bit of shock. I was supposed to meet my friend at Friendship Gate at 7 but now that might not be happening. She comes from the back room with her purse and off we go back to the hotel for a bit of freshening up. While there we make out a bit and she is a complete novice and says she never had a boyfriend before. I ask her is she wants to back out but she says she is OK so I take her to a nice restaurant for a seafood dinner that probably would have cost her two weeks salary and returned to the hotel for the nights activities.

She didn't know anything and even got a bit scared when I went down on her until my tongue graced her clit and she went wild. Sex was just MISH but she was the highest I have ever had. After a few hours of fucking and playing around we fell asleep in each others arms. She woke me up a later in a panic and asked me to take her to the m-er-jin-c room and had to repeat it a few times until I realized she was saying emergency room. She noticed a bit of blood on the sheets and I had to convince her that was normal for the first time. In the morning I took her to breakfast and gave her another 20 for a bus ride home (knowing the bus was only 50 cents).

I called my friend Pat while he was at work as a jet mechanic on base and apologized for standing him up the night before. Pat is not really a monger but a big sports fan who likes to drink like everyone else there. We agree to meet again at 7 and when I see him he calls over two trikes so we jump in and head across the tracks to the other side on the Ville. The bars were still serrated at that time and the AA bars were located on the other side of the tracks. We pull up to a bar and I follow Pat inside to realize we are the only white people there; just like that scene from Animal House. Pat asked to talk to PapaSan and we grab a table. A few minutes later a tall older AA man comes over at greets Pat and tells the waitress to bring drinks for his friends before going in the back and returning with a large scrap book.

I sit there enjoying my beer and looking at the dancers while Pat and this old dude are leafing through this scrapbook and talking about basketball and rookie of the year. After an hour or so we leave and once outside I ask Pat who the fuck they were talking about. Pat says Dennis Rodman. It wasn't until I read Rodmans' biography years later that we where talking to his dad. The biography says they were estranged but that night he looked like a proud papa.

**DC002** · 05-06-23 22:27

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**Tom McAn** · 05-06-23 17:58

Originally Posted by OlderButWeiser [View Original Post]

Don't know if anyone else has experienced this.

Lately, some BP Body Rub ads have become very explicit, openly using terms like BBFS, GFE, 69 and B2B in text and headlines and featuring GIFs of full nudity and sex acts.

I've visited a couple of these (ALX and Falls Church) and the service offered has been uninspired and less than the basics (nude, roaming, Nova) that you can get for a 1. -1.2 tip at the Fairfax or Springfield office-park clusters. And looks are average at best, and the ladies are in shorts and t-shirts.

Is it all bait and switch or is there a secret code?

The best advice I can give you is to assume that such ads are complete BS unless a monger with a solid reporting history visits a place and reports that one or more of the advertised activities actually took place. In the meantime, there's nothing stopping you from visiting a MP or ACS and posting a report on your findings. Doing so builds up your "board cred" and makes it easier to get answers to your questions.

**SonChi** · 05-06-23 17:56

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**TheDrowned** · 05-06-23 16:57

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

I saw Sophia again at Eastern Spa. She is a nice lady and I had a nice time. I will probably see her again.

Sorry for the lack of details but I have been chided by a senior member for providing too much detail in may posts.

They said if I really cared about the girl I should not provide details on her physical appearance or services provided.

Many "senior" members get the status over time not by the number of posts.

I would bet dollars to donuts they got sub 30 posts to their name and of those posts 90% of it is asking for info rather than giving it.

Be yourself.

**FourNick8** · 05-06-23 15:30

I saw Sophia again at Eastern Spa. She is a nice lady and I had a nice time. I will probably see her again.

Sorry for the lack of details but I have been chided by a senior member for providing too much detail in may posts.

They said if I really cared about the girl I should not provide details on her physical appearance or services provided.

**Serpin58** · 05-06-23 11:43

How's my girl doing Minions? Best HJ and slip and slide on the planet! I love how she said your so, hard before you blow! Like perfect timing.

**Kijimuna** · 05-05-23 22:51

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

There is more discussion of this place in the 'Craigslist Advertisers' section. Evidently the Latin place in Herndon has moved to Glenn Dr in Sterling.

They are advertising using there old number, a new number, and a couple of ads that look like independents as well. Very strange that they are driving traffic with bunch of misleading ads, when if they provided reasonably good service there would be a line out the door. I don't understand the thinking, maybe the girls working here are unhappy about being there.

I might check this place out as well, but I wouldn't set my expectations too high.

There are already a couple of reviews for the new location on RM, not sure what they say though.

Don't waste your $100.

**Jim Rob** · 05-05-23 15:39

I finally found the real may wellness thanks to the brothers on this board. My review I'll be short and to the point. Both places are next to a barber shop. , be careful and make sure you found the correct one, if you go any stairs, you're in the wrong place.

Half hour was 50. Girl was you and cute. Small boobs and butt, however she is sweet girl that does have her rules. No FS or BJ or P2 P. But you can negotiate for a nude HE. Tips not required before the fun, which I always find to be a mood killer. If this place was FS. I'd probably visit weekly. I may come back for a relaxing HE. I'm not sure.

I give it this place 3 HE out of 5. Could. Be a solid 5 with a expanded menu. Again thanks for all the help and happy mongering.

**OlderButWeiser** · 05-05-23 11:57

Don't know if anyone else has experienced this.

Lately, some BP Body Rub ads have become very explicit, openly using terms like BBFS, GFE, 69 and B2B in text and headlines and featuring GIFs of full nudity and sex acts.

I've visited a couple of these (ALX and Falls Church) and the service offered has been uninspired and less than the basics (nude, roaming, Nova) that you can get for a 1. -1.2 tip at the Fairfax or Springfield office-park clusters. And looks are average at best, and the ladies are in shorts and t-shirts.

Is it all bait and switch or is there a secret code?

**FourNick8** · 05-05-23 10:30

Originally Posted by AzianFan [View Original Post]

I got that very same text last week. I looked up the location and recalled visiting about a year ago (not very memorable) so decided to see if anything changed. I agree with your report overall. For me specifically.

The pros:

1. She is a very sweet lady trying to make a go of it.

2. When I lie down, face up strongly implying extras are the reason I'm there, she accommodated with a non-rushed P2 P.

3. She asked if I would take off her (no problem with that), but no negotiations, request to get the money in the moment, also never counted. I tipped. 8.

I have to admit the two positive reviews about Eastern Spa and Sophia peaked my interest in this previously shitty AMP.

Drove by at 8:45 this morning and say the red OPEM sign was on. Parked in an empty lot and rang the bell. Sophia answered the door in a Babydoll and said "did you call"? I said no but she whisked me in the door anyway and lead me to a massage room where I noticed a sign on the wall that says we do not offer illegal services. Asked for 30 min and paid my. 5 house fee.

She exited the room but left both her phones there and while I was undressing she got three text messages to make or confirm appointments that morning. She returned while I was still stripping and gave me a big hug while I was naked which suggests the sign on the wall is only there for appearances. I lay down face up and she starts with stroking Jr while making small talk. Just then the doorbell rings and she said "that my 9:00 appointment I'll be right back".

Off she goes and I hear her shuffle a fellow monger into another room. She comes back and with a little bit more urgency asked what I want. I say everything but she says "Women's time" and spins around to show me the pad under her black lace panties. She then says "I can do blow job" but unlike Azianfan she asks "how much you give me". I lowball with. 8 but she says $ so she leaves the room again and tells the monger next door "soon" before she returns with a piece of saran wrap.

She strips revealing a nice young body with natural C's and a beautiful ass. She's rubbing Jr again and reached for the Saran Wrap an I innocently ask what's that for? She tries to explain its to cover my dick but I nicely say no way and she starts to give me BBBJ. She does have skills in that department and is OK with my roaming and FIA and FIV play. After 5 min of a very sensual BBBJ while playing with her ass and shaved kitty I feel an eruption and while distracted with the pussy play failed to warn her.

I pop in her mouth but she just keeps slowly jerking and comes up to try and give me a LFK. She is not mad but laughing and says "you came in my mouth". At this point we are only 15 min into the session and she has not yet had a chance to massage my asking muscle except for just the one. She gets dressed and runs out for a blue toast so I just get dressed knowing she has one next door (who actually made and appointment) and three more waiting on the phone. She comes back, I leave her the gratuity, and she walked me to the door arm in arm. She says to come back Monday when its not "Women's time" and I ask her when is the best time. She says "morning, except for today is very busy". She also said another girl is there in the afternoons.

Overall she is a lovely charming woman with a good attitude with a smoking hot body. Her name is Sophia and she's 5'3" nice firm ass and one tat on her right hip. I will definitely go back and see her once the stampede is over.