Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 05-04-23 20:58

Originally Posted by Ireland1988 [View Original Post]

Hey guys I'm new to LA. Just moved here from NJ and know next to nothing. Feel free to ignore me, I know these questions probably are annoying. Any chance someone could help me understand the scene here. Massage parlor and escorts? I just finally got verified on this website and want to contribute to it with reviews, etc. I just don't know where to behind. What's on menu where / pricing / etc.

Would really appreciate any incite here or in a PM. Back in NJ I was a frequent user / reviewer on Bestgfe and TNA board (local sites) under the name Ireland88.

Thanks everyone / anyone.

Here is some incite:

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belong:

8155.

Wharf.

Goldfinger.

Fig.

Mary at Chens.

**Fruit Cake** · 05-04-23 20:56

Anyone know of any spot who have tiny sized, petite therapists? Latina or Asian with a tight body? There's a fair amount of fat older therapy places, but, seeking a hottie with an open mind to service me, with a natural GFE tune up, Thanks for the help!!

**Ireland1988** · 05-04-23 18:57

Hey guys I'm new to LA. Just moved here from NJ and know next to nothing. Feel free to ignore me, I know these questions probably are annoying. Any chance someone could help me understand the scene here. Massage parlor and escorts? I just finally got verified on this website and want to contribute to it with reviews, etc. I just don't know where to behind. What's on menu where / pricing / etc.

Would really appreciate any incite here or in a PM. Back in NJ I was a frequent user / reviewer on Bestgfe and TNA board (local sites) under the name Ireland88.

Thanks everyone / anyone.

**PriscillaM** · 05-04-23 18:36

Originally Posted by MisterTwinkies [View Original Post]

The photos aren't real.

But there is a room filled with toilet paper rolls there.

A-1 has to be the worst place on earth.

The staff looks like the freezer at the morgue when the power goes out.

The rooms are right out of the abu ghraib edition of architectural digest.

The ambience is like a Walmart break room in hell.

But that stock room with the supplies is enough to excite the amygdala of a dead man. The amount of paper products in there looks like the basement of a fucken Walmart supercenter.

**MisterTwinkies** · 05-04-23 15:13

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

There is literally zero percent chance the photos on that site are real.

It just occurred to me writing this there's an inside joke I don't get.

Is this place a granny cum dumpster haven?

The photos aren't real.

But there is a room filled with toilet paper rolls there.

**PriscillaM** · 05-04-23 14:33

Originally Posted by Oswalt [View Original Post]

Now that is funny.

Maybe I have a heart that is bigger than my fish counter at ralphs, but if I have a grandkid, it would be as dear to me as the newest cut of mahi they just shipped in.

**HotHotJalapeno** · 05-04-23 13:22

I am looking for fit Caucasian massage parlors. Can anyone point me in the right direction? Love al girls too as long as they are in great shape. I hate the surprise of seeing too much tummy.

**Oswalt** · 05-04-23 12:59

Now that is funny.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

No joke this is about the soul of America and the love of grandchildren by hairsniffers.

**PriscillaM** · 05-04-23 10:02

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

There is literally zero percent chance the photos on that site are real.

It just occurred to me writing this there's an inside joke I don't get.

Is this place a granny cum dumpster haven?

No joke this is about the soul of America and the love of grandchildren by hairsniffers.

**Murrican** · 05-04-23 08:51

There is literally zero percent chance the photos on that site are real.

It just occurred to me writing this there's an inside joke I don't get.

Is this place a granny cum dumpster haven?

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

A-1 massage in Santa Monica.

https://massagesantamonicaa1massage.com/

The handjobs are quite simple.

There is a blowjob option.

The photos on the website are real.

There is a room in this place with 1000 rolls of toilet paper.

**PriscillaM** · 05-03-23 20:27

Originally Posted by DownTofuvk [View Original Post]

Just want a simple handjob, with the option of blowjob, what's your favorite / go-to / always recommended place to get some.

A-1 massage in Santa Monica.

https://massagesantamonicaa1massage.com/

The handjobs are quite simple.

There is a blowjob option.

The photos on the website are real.

There is a room in this place with 1000 rolls of toilet paper.

**DownTofuvk** · 05-03-23 18:36

Just want a simple handjob, with the option of blowjob, what's your favorite / go-to / always recommended place to get some.

**TheWhiteDenzel** · 05-03-23 17:29

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

Masumi's the name she used when she briefly worked with a HX booker.

Thank you for the intel sir.

**TheWhiteDenzel** · 05-03-23 17:26

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

This girl is likely a canine, probably sharpei. Why would you fuck someone this.

Aww you didn't end it with "yippie yay! Maybe she's an Atomic Dog. Chick seems to be a bit on the thick side but also apparently has a great attitude and affordable menu options. That goes a long way with me. Woof!

**TaxiTaxi** · 05-03-23 16:35

I happened to be in Venice the other day and decided to check out this place that advertises jacuzzi and nuru on bedpage.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22984296.html

The jacuzzi and the fact that I might be able to get a legit massage really drew me in, and I figured it was time for me to step up from Asian grannies to a nice young white girl. I went in just as they opened and they only had one girl available, Elsie. She was thicker than the girl in this post but I like 'them that way. In her late 20's early 30's with nice C cups and a phat ass.

The room was Ok, I've definitely had better. They did have an actual Jacuzzi which was nice but the room was really small. They squeezed in a massage table into one of the sides of the tub and you had to kinda climb on from the tub just to get in the table. I went in first and undressed fully, and she came in shortly afterwards topless wearing a biking bottom. I was already on the table so she started her massage. She gave a semi-legit massage, worked my shoulders and my upper back. Of course as she reached for my shoulders I could feel her nipples graze me and Jr was starting to wake up. She then moves on to the next portion where she starts sliding on top of me. It was great, I closed my eyes and I could feel her breasts sliding all over my back. She placed the correct amount of weight on me and I felt caressed, not squished. Jr was ready for action. I tell her I want to turn over and I do. This is where it starts to turn.

As I turn over she tells me that it's. 8 for the HJ. It was already $200 for the hour, and I remember they used to advertise all included. It looks like they dropped that and you have to pay up for the full experience. I give her the. 8 and then she starts. I grab her breasts, which is nice, but she kind of adjusts her position when I try to remove her bottom as if to tell me "not included". Her massage skills are much better than her HJ skills and I kind of take over for a bit. I eventually release and she goes to the bathroom to start cleaning up and tells me to soak in the Jacuzzi. The soak was nice, but I expected to soak in there with her. She comes out of the bathroom and then it's my turn to get dressed and clean up.

After looking in some of the earlier pages it looks like YMMV depending on who your provider is, and it looks like negotiation is in play. I think I was just excited to finally get to this place after a year of seeing their ads but not being able to justify West side traffic to make the visit, and it lead me to think with the wrong head. Overall it was OK, but I don't know if I'll be repeating. Maybe if I'm in the area again I'll try again with a different provider.