Massage Parlor Reports

[Murrican]

There is literally zero percent chance the photos on that site are real.

It just occurred to me writing this there's an inside joke I don't get.

Is this place a granny cum dumpster haven?

A-1 massage in Santa Monica.

https://massagesantamonicaa1massage.com/

The handjobs are quite simple.

There is a blowjob option.

The photos on the website are real.



There is a room in this place with 1000 rolls of toilet paper.

[PriscillaM]

Just want a simple handjob, with the option of blowjob, what's your favorite / go-to / always recommended place to get some.

A-1 massage in Santa Monica.

https://massagesantamonicaa1massage.com/

The handjobs are quite simple.

There is a blowjob option.

The photos on the website are real.

There is a room in this place with 1000 rolls of toilet paper.

[DownTofuvk]

Just want a simple handjob, with the option of blowjob, what's your favorite / go-to / always recommended place to get some.

[TheWhiteDenzel]

Masumi's the name she used when she briefly worked with a HX booker.

Thank you for the intel sir.

[TheWhiteDenzel]

This girl is likely a canine, probably sharpei. Why would you fuck someone this.

Aww you didn't end it with "yippie yay! Maybe she's an Atomic Dog. Chick seems to be a bit on the thick side but also apparently has a great attitude and affordable menu options. That goes a long way with me. Woof!

[TaxiTaxi]

I happened to be in Venice the other day and decided to check out this place that advertises jacuzzi and nuru on bedpage.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22984296.html

The jacuzzi and the fact that I might be able to get a legit massage really drew me in, and I figured it was time for me to step up from Asian grannies to a nice young white girl. I went in just as they opened and they only had one girl available, Elsie. She was thicker than the girl in this post but I like 'them that way. In her late 20's early 30's with nice C cups and a phat ass.

The room was Ok, I've definitely had better. They did have an actual Jacuzzi which was nice but the room was really small. They squeezed in a massage table into one of the sides of the tub and you had to kinda climb on from the tub just to get in the table. I went in first and undressed fully, and she came in shortly afterwards topless wearing a biking bottom. I was already on the table so she started her massage. She gave a semi-legit massage, worked my shoulders and my upper back. Of course as she reached for my shoulders I could feel her nipples graze me and Jr was starting to wake up. She then moves on to the next portion where she starts sliding on top of me. It was great, I closed my eyes and I could feel her breasts sliding all over my back. She placed the correct amount of weight on me and I felt caressed, not squished. Jr was ready for action. I tell her I want to turn over and I do. This is where it starts to turn.

As I turn over she tells me that it's. 8 for the HJ. It was already $200 for the hour, and I remember they used to advertise all included. It looks like they dropped that and you have to pay up for the full experience. I give her the. 8 and then she starts. I grab her breasts, which is nice, but she kind of adjusts her position when I try to remove her bottom as if to tell me "not included". Her massage skills are much better than her HJ skills and I kind of take over for a bit. I eventually release and she goes to the bathroom to start cleaning up and tells me to soak in the Jacuzzi. The soak was nice, but I expected to soak in there with her. She comes out of the bathroom and then it's my turn to get dressed and clean up.

After looking in some of the earlier pages it looks like YMMV depending on who your provider is, and it looks like negotiation is in play. I think I was just excited to finally get to this place after a year of seeing their ads but not being able to justify West side traffic to make the visit, and it lead me to think with the wrong head. Overall it was OK, but I don't know if I'll be repeating. Maybe if I'm in the area again I'll try again with a different provider.

[Bastard Chorum]

Hi. A monger I know recently saw this Natalie at that Venice AMP (BBFSCIP he says) and swears that she's Masumi under a different name. Any possible validity to this claim?

Masumi's the name she used when she briefly worked with a HX booker.

[PriscillaM]

Hi. A monger I know recently saw this Natalie at that Venice AMP (BBFSCIP he says) and swears that she's Masumi under a different name. Any possible validity to this claim?

This girl is likely a canine, probably sharpei. Why would you fuck someone this.

[TheWhiteDenzel]

Had some time after meeting with friends in WLA so headed to Thai MP in Venice again. The same one with May that I reviewed a few pages back. This time, I went back for a tried and true favorite of mines at this nondescript establishment.

Natalie is very cute with a bit of baby fat on her, 5'4", she's mid-20's, natural B's with fairly large nipples, PHAT ass, and sports a landing strip (most of the time). Skin tone between fair and tanned. No tattoos but a couple of henna ones around her wrists. Pretty good English that has a very slight British / Australian accent to it when she pronounces certain words. I find it quite adorable really. She's Thai but latina thicc and is right up my alley of what I like. Curvy all around but carries it well. Has a couple of keloid scars on left shoulder. She's likes to smile a lot, cheery, and good with conversation.

She's a CMT so her massage is pretty legit, one I'd actually pay for alone. Her hands are quite strong and can adjust pressure according to what you are looking for. She likes to experiment sometimes as she wants to improve and see what people like so the massage can vary from time to time. But mainly it involves her using her thumbs to rub out tension and knots in short and swift arches along different parts of your body. She will also step on your back too if you want or do body weight massages with her hands and knees. Most AMP girls' massage are crude and unrefined compared to Natalie's.

On the flip, Natalie knows what I like so she starts going to task. She's pretty good with dirty talk and hyping you up given her relatively proficiency in English. Natalie's quite responsive to DATY. She has pretty good skills in BBBJ and all positions, especially K9, were satisfying. She engaged and audio feedback was tuned to arouse you and get you to completion. Unfortunately, I don't remember what her HE skills were like, it's been too long that I can't remember. She's open to a lot of things. Be respectful and cordials and she'll quote you a price. BBFSCIP is in the realm of possibility.

While Natalie isn't perfect (a little weight loss wouldn't hurt or having bigger tits), she comes closest to the complete package I've seen in my limited experience with AMP girls. She's giggly with a cheerful personality, provides an excellent massage, and will work to get you off to the best of her ability.

$60 to the house for the hour and tip varies depending on what extras are available to you to choose from.

Hi. A monger I know recently saw this Natalie at that Venice AMP (BBFSCIP he says) and swears that she's Masumi under a different name. Any possible validity to this claim?

[PriscillaM]

Okay, I'm starting to enjoy this mutual fuck session.

NGL, a SB who texts WYD is better than and HYA doing GFE with BBFSCIP in KT or MW.

TBH, if you know MSOG and BBBJ, with CFS, HMU.

On HX, there are lots of CFS who do BBFS on the DL. Don't tell Hellobob, he may SMH.

Any reports on HYA of GFE are SUS.

[PlayerN818]

I'm hella confused now. You were joking, so does that mean GFE is not hard to find?

Also by GFE, I don't mean BBFS, I just mean BBBJ + maybe MSOG.

Okay, I'm starting to enjoy this mutual fuck session.

[TheSkinnyPete]

HW was a typo, I meant HX, but from now on, HX = HW as humaniplex = humaniwhore.

And yes, I was FWY. TTFN.

I'm hella confused now. You were joking, so does that mean GFE is not hard to find?

Also by GFE, I don't mean BBFS, I just mean BBBJ + maybe MSOG.

[PriscillaM]

TMLA = Too Many Abbreviations, Lost Again.

LOL you seriously think I know all these abbreviations? HTF? KTE? HYA? SB? FC? HW?

And I'm not smart enough to figure it out because these are not on the "Abbreviations" list. I guess HTF = hard to find, KTE = Korean Town Escort?, HYA = , SB = Service brovider? LOL, FC = Full Cover? HW = Hardware?

HW was a typo, I meant HX, but from now on, HX = HW as humaniplex = humaniwhore.

And yes, I was FWY. TTFN.

[Magnetron44]

Been to 8155 and was underwhelmed. Wharf was HE only for me. Eco is great but far.

Any suggestions boys?

Been to your first two places and same. 8155 is too expensive and too rushed but they did offer a lineup of south American hotties. I would look into Coco Aroma. My only experience there was a great time for 1. 6 total for BBBJ + CFS with an older Korean babe.

[PriscillaM]

I hit yu yu as part of my weekend ralphs inspection. This is the one at Bundy and Wilshire.

I grade experiences on the DCAL scale:

D. Dick enjoyment. This measures the girls dick, balls and finger up my ass technique. The 10 score is almost unattainable, the only two attaining it was a girl on hx. Darker skinned white girl into volleyball, she jerked me off after a fuck session and I shot an arrow that hit the freeway from Santa Monica and 20th. Also, there was a girl at crystallangels and my nut hit my cheek. Yuyu is very good, but it is clear she has to rush and make quota. My ending shot was just not that powerful.

8.

C. Convenience. Wharf is great, and it is nice not to have to call because I guess they are not busy.

8.

A. atmospherics - I was put in room 1, I could hear each monger coming in and the idiot monger next door talking to Nico about his miserable life. All MPs have shit ambience. Wharf is no exception. Room 1 has one positive, the door locks like norad, you almost cannot get out.

6.

L = Looks. Yuyy has an intense body, but without the mask it is offset by a less than good cheek. I need a good cheek. Still, I am a nice guy, I think she is an.

8.

Total DCAL score is 30. I only repeat with 30 and above, so they are still in my rotation.