Massage Parlor Reports

**Maxtron** · 05-05-23 16:04

Went looking for Mia today at Ocean. The only girl there was Apple. Nice strong massage for 5 minutes until another visitor came a knocking. She left the room for a minute, took him to a room, and returned telling me to flip after 5 minutes. Instant boner killer. I started getting dressed, and she sent him packing for the time being, and begged me to stay. BBBJ, cfs, and get out. She did give me good chocolates on the way out. That's not going to be a repeat for me.

**DonkeyPunch411** · 05-05-23 12:34

I appreciate the great intel as always, Aussie. Which CiCi are you talking about at Pinee, the big-breasted one that was at MM earlier this year? Thanks.

Also some intel from me: Korean Massage on Portland in Tacoma, two older Chinese gals. Bad English, phone translation app only. I was able to convince the larger-breasted one to let me pound her real good for 30 minutes this week, YMMV (Rules 1 & 2 always apply) BBBJ and CFS for $.60.

Only one gal at Lily Spa this week and was busy when I dropped by. May try again and also try Day Spa, more to follow.

DP411.

Rule 1: Be attractive.

Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Finally many of the uggos, fatties, and grannies are gone from FedWay. Looks like May will be fun.

Goddess: Iwa, cute MILF, bad english.

99: Another "Iwa. " Cute spinner MILF.

Nima: Cindy, VERY pretty MILF.

TY: Chubby smiley Wendy. Didn't see 2nd girl.

Jasmin: smelled like smoke so bad I left before being greeted.

Lulu: short cutie nana. Great massage, minor English.

Ocean3: Very pretty Mia (she's been here a while). Saw her 1/19 (you can find the review). Chubby auntie amy is girl 2.

Alice: Young cutie Wendy. Acne but nice apinner bod.

Bonus intel: Crazy Cici was at Pinee. Avoid. She's straight up nuts.

**Eldawus** · 05-05-23 11:23

Aussie,

Is the "crazy" Cic at Pinee the same on that has been at M&M?

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Finally many of the uggos, fatties, and grannies are gone from FedWay. Looks like May will be fun.

Goddess: Iwa, cute MILF, bad english.

99: Another "Iwa. " Cute spinner MILF.

Nima: Cindy, VERY pretty MILF.

TY: Chubby smiley Wendy. Didn't see 2nd girl.

Jasmin: smelled like smoke so bad I left before being greeted.

Lulu: short cutie nana. Great massage, minor English.

Ocean3: Very pretty Mia (she's been here a while). Saw her 1/19 (you can find the review). Chubby auntie amy is girl 2..

**AussieFury** · 05-05-23 09:54

Finally many of the uggos, fatties, and grannies are gone from FedWay. Looks like May will be fun.

Goddess: Iwa, cute MILF, bad english.

99: Another "Iwa. " Cute spinner MILF.

Nima: Cindy, VERY pretty MILF.

TY: Chubby smiley Wendy. Didn't see 2nd girl.

Jasmin: smelled like smoke so bad I left before being greeted.

Lulu: short cutie nana. Great massage, minor English.

Ocean3: Very pretty Mia (she's been here a while). Saw her 1/19 (you can find the review). Chubby auntie amy is girl 2.

Alice: Young cutie Wendy. Acne but nice apinner bod.

Bonus intel: Crazy Cici was at Pinee. Avoid. She's straight up nuts.

**Woopooh** · 05-05-23 00:42

Went there today and had a nice visit with Mia.

**Woopooh** · 05-05-23 00:41

Originally Posted by DudLee [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on the puyallup or meridian AMPs? I like variety and going to different ones, if I wanted the same girl I'd get another wife, but going in blind is kind of a crapshoot. I've had aunties that can rock it and some that are eh. But the same is true of the younger ones. Last time I went on a trip around town I wasted about 2 hours before I found one that looked good. She was though! I don't have a lot of time to do those searches though so I was hoping one of y'all might have the time or interest to do some research. Thank you in advance.

The one right after sunrise almost across from DQ they will get you right.

**DudLee** · 05-04-23 16:06

Does anyone have any info on the puyallup or meridian AMPs? I like variety and going to different ones, if I wanted the same girl I'd get another wife, but going in blind is kind of a crapshoot. I've had aunties that can rock it and some that are eh. But the same is true of the younger ones. Last time I went on a trip around town I wasted about 2 hours before I found one that looked good. She was though! I don't have a lot of time to do those searches though so I was hoping one of y'all might have the time or interest to do some research. Thank you in advance.

**LonelyMan718** · 05-02-23 17:24

Originally Posted by NikKnew1 [View Original Post]

Kind of surprised that she offered her personal info. I've asked some of the ones I like and they have always refused. I like the apartment girls.

If the service at a parlor is this bad I can only imagine how bad it could be independent. No quality control at all.

**NikKnew1** · 05-01-23 16:44

Originally Posted by LonelyMan718 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Lotus today after texting who was there, was told Angela Mia and Amy.

Got there, greeted by Angela who was literally finishing up with another monger (we passed in the lobby). She takes me to her room and I ask to see who else is working as I wasn't super keen on hopping right back into a stretched out pussy. She says hold on, grabs other girl.

Girls syas her name is Nana, little spinner with big tits. Seemed nice and I decided to go with her. She takes my 60 and leaves, And I literally here in the room next to me finishing up with a monger. She comes back and I ask where my 10 is and she says it's 60. Already off to a bad start. I ask for Angela instead but she got grabbed by a monger while I was waiting. So I am stuck with Nana.

I figured the service would be good, because I like her body type. She gives the lamest massage ever, keeps talking about how she is new and it's her first day. I ask to give her a massage and she says no. Another red flag. On the flip she asks what I want and I say full service. Takes the 140 I have and leaves to get supplies.

Comes in live in and gives me the most pathetic BJ ever, didn't even get hard. She asks me if I want her on top, I say yes. She than gets on her phone while after I slide in. Fuck me this is awful.

Puts phone down and tells me "next time you just call me we meet at my apartment". After about 1 minute of her on top she asks for missionary. I'm pounding away and I can't feel anything, and I'm thick (props to the monger before me that had a hog).

Go to K9 and she tells me to stop going so hard. At this point I'm trying my hardest to just end it but I can't. I end up getting a hand jackhammer finish with my eyes closed. When I'm getting dressed, this * asks me why I look mad. I told her "you" as I walked out.

Would rather have fucked loose Angela than dropping 200 and being annoyed. Staw away kids.

Kind of surprised that she offered her personal info. I've asked some of the ones I like and they have always refused. I like the apartment girls.

**LonelyMan718** · 05-01-23 16:30

Stopped by Lotus today after texting who was there, was told Angela Mia and Amy.

Got there, greeted by Angela who was literally finishing up with another monger (we passed in the lobby). She takes me to her room and I ask to see who else is working as I wasn't super keen on hopping right back into a stretched out pussy. She says hold on, grabs other girl.

Girls syas her name is Nana, little spinner with big tits. Seemed nice and I decided to go with her. She takes my 60 and leaves, And I literally here in the room next to me finishing up with a monger. She comes back and I ask where my 10 is and she says it's 60. Already off to a bad start. I ask for Angela instead but she got grabbed by a monger while I was waiting. So I am stuck with Nana.

I figured the service would be good, because I like her body type. She gives the lamest massage ever, keeps talking about how she is new and it's her first day. I ask to give her a massage and she says no. Another red flag. On the flip she asks what I want and I say full service. Takes the 140 I have and leaves to get supplies.

Comes in live in and gives me the most pathetic BJ ever, didn't even get hard. She asks me if I want her on top, I say yes. She than gets on her phone while after I slide in. Fuck me this is awful.

Puts phone down and tells me "next time you just call me we meet at my apartment". After about 1 minute of her on top she asks for missionary. I'm pounding away and I can't feel anything, and I'm thick (props to the monger before me that had a hog).

Go to K9 and she tells me to stop going so hard. At this point I'm trying my hardest to just end it but I can't. I end up getting a hand jackhammer finish with my eyes closed. When I'm getting dressed, this * asks me why I look mad. I told her "you" as I walked out.

Would rather have fucked loose Angela than dropping 200 and being annoyed. Staw away kids.

**DanFreeman223** · 05-01-23 11:43

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Her ad caught my eye, too.

Session details? $300 is my max hourly unless it's a K-girl. Is Gigi BBBJ-friendly?

Full service, everything is covered, but she knows exactly what she is doing. Started with CBJ, then k9, cg and finished with sensual HJ. She is an absolute dime. I will repeat.

**AussieFury** · 05-01-23 09:30

Originally Posted by DanFreeman223 [View Original Post]

With all the talk about Browns Point, I thought I should add my experience. I saw Gigi and she is stunning. 10/10. An absolute dime piece. I spent $$$ and every dollar was worth it. https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....onde-bombshell.

Her ad caught my eye, too.

Session details? $300 is my max hourly unless it's a K-girl. Is Gigi BBBJ-friendly?

**PnwVette** · 04-30-23 20:50

I have tried to search for the addresses to these places and nothing seems to come up. If someone could PM me the addresses, I would greatly appreciate it. TIA.

**DanFreeman223** · 04-29-23 21:00

With all the talk about Browns Point, I thought I should add my experience. I saw Gigi and she is stunning. 10/10. An absolute dime piece. I spent $$$ and every dollar was worth it. https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....onde-bombshell.

**GreenCandles** · 04-28-23 23:05

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

This this this.

These girls at these "shoppes" seem to all be ex-strippers who try to extract max money for min output.

Based on their SnapChats it's the same handful of providers at all of these spots and the "shoppes" are all affiliated (or share same owner).

Avoid.

I've been to both Pamper Palace and Brown's point. It just depends what you are looking for. To me, I will go to BP when I'm in the mood to fuck around with a hot young girl. I have a couple (and some and filter in and out) at BP that I enjoy time with, mostly cause they do what I like and are young and tight 19-22 year olds. Is it over priced? Yes, but I consider the upcharge the cost of having fun with someone young and hot. I don't go often, but I have fun when I do. FWIW, my fav girls there haven't seemed to be on the schedule for a month or so, but these girls always leave and then come back and leave and come back.