Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**TheOuroboros** · 05-03-23 16:01

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Saw a new ad with a new face and decided to check it out.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...616778915.html

Wanted to make an appt with Paola and everything seemed pretty easy to set up with text. But when I got the address I recognized this is Haydee's new "Latin" wellness spa located on Glen Dr. She's got like 5 new numbers and ads but it all leads to the same location, the appropriately coined Merry Maids Jack Shack.

Like a fool I took the bait. And decided to try Paola. The photos are heavily edited as to make her not look as plain as she is. I tried to initiate some small talk and got that she was from Honduras but other than that she wasn't very talkative or personable for that matter. Just kinda gave a half assed massage like she didn't want to be there.

My hour came and went and then she told me gracias and began to leave. Felt like I wasted me time. Had to practically drag her back over and blatantly asked for the happy ending. Was declined until I mentioned payment. Wanted a 100 and told her she was out of line. Settled on 60 for what I thought would be a topless handshake. But she wouldn't remove her bra.

Overall a shitty experience but I guess I have nobody to blame but myself.

Don't listen to Ondore's lies.

Something I feel like I should mention as a big red flag is when the same place advertises with new pictures and new numbers. It usually indicates that they get new customers but those customers don't return, likely because the service sucks and the ladies are ugly. So since they don't build a loyal clientele, the place sort of becomes self aware in that they are trying trick you into coming back again under false pretenses.

Just my 2 cents. Save your 2 cents.

**TheOuroboros** · 05-03-23 12:04

Saw a new ad with a new face and decided to check it out.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...616778915.html

Wanted to make an appt with Paola and everything seemed pretty easy to set up with text. But when I got the address I recognized this is Haydee's new "Latin" wellness spa located on Glen Dr. She's got like 5 new numbers and ads but it all leads to the same location, the appropriately coined Merry Maids Jack Shack.

Like a fool I took the bait. And decided to try Paola. The photos are heavily edited as to make her not look as plain as she is. I tried to initiate some small talk and got that she was from Honduras but other than that she wasn't very talkative or personable for that matter. Just kinda gave a half assed massage like she didn't want to be there.

My hour came and went and then she told me gracias and began to leave. Felt like I wasted me time. Had to practically drag her back over and blatantly asked for the happy ending. Was declined until I mentioned payment. Wanted a 100 and told her she was out of line. Settled on 60 for what I thought would be a topless handshake. But she wouldn't remove her bra.

Overall a shitty experience but I guess I have nobody to blame but myself.

Don't listen to Ondore's lies.

**TheOuroboros** · 04-26-23 12:34

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Called yesterday and number is disconnected. The daily Craigslist ads stopped April 15. Google says temporarily closed.

The place is located inside the barbershop if they are still operating maybe you can ask them if they are still doing massage?

**FourNick8** · 04-26-23 09:25

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...606274073.html

Pulled the trigger on this one in Fairfax.

Korean owned hair salon connected to an apartment complex on prosperity. Parking is plenty but a bit inconvenient to the actual location hidden on the other side of the complex between a garden. Easy to miss but not hard to find. Met by Mina. Older Korean with blonde hair; masked up but seemed cute.

Massage was good.

6 for the the hour not bad at the price point.

Ending was standard, but welcome. Got to sneak UTC and peak at her nipples but she was very resistant to any mutual play, technique was good and I tipped another. 6 for her time. Added bonus of getting to nut inside a legitimate barbershop.

We are already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

Called yesterday and number is disconnected. The daily Craigslist ads stopped April 15. Google says temporarily closed.

**OldBoomer** · 04-13-23 21:20

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I had seen that ad and thought it was kind of intriguing to see but doing a walk of shame to get a massage and nothing else at this place is a bit intimidating. I may see someone I know getting a haircut and they may wonder why I'm walking into the "back room " LOL. Maybe a better time to visit would be on a late Sunday afternoon or early evening when most people are not getting a haircut. Bravo to you for reporting on this place.

It was a long time ago. I had a session with KK at this place.

**Serpico99** · 04-04-23 09:50

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...606274073.html

Pulled the trigger on this one in Fairfax.

Korean owned hair salon connected to an apartment complex on prosperity. Parking is plenty but a bit inconvenient to the actual location hidden on the other side of the complex between a garden. Easy to miss but not hard to find. Met by Mina. Older Korean with blonde hair; masked up but seemed cute.

Massage was good.

6 for the the hour not bad at the price point.

Ending was standard, but welcome. Got to sneak UTC and peak at her nipples but she was very resistant to any mutual play, technique was good and I tipped another. 6 for her time. Added bonus of getting to nut inside a legitimate barbershop.

We are already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

I had seen that ad and thought it was kind of intriguing to see but doing a walk of shame to get a massage and nothing else at this place is a bit intimidating. I may see someone I know getting a haircut and they may wonder why I'm walking into the "back room " LOL. Maybe a better time to visit would be on a late Sunday afternoon or early evening when most people are not getting a haircut. Bravo to you for reporting on this place.

**DoctorDoctor** · 04-03-23 19:48

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...606274073.html

Pulled the trigger on this one in Fairfax.

Korean owned hair salon connected to an apartment complex on prosperity. Parking is plenty but a bit inconvenient to the actual location hidden on the other side of the complex between a garden. Easy to miss but not hard to find. Met by Mina. Older Korean with blonde hair; masked up but seemed cute.

Massage was good.

6 for the the hour not bad at the price point.

Ending was standard, but welcome. Got to sneak UTC and peak at her nipples but she was very resistant to any mutual play, technique was good and I tipped another. 6 for her time. Added bonus of getting to nut inside a legitimate barbershop.

We are already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

Got my haircut there, your post explains the moaning and "who's your daddy " screams I heard.

**TheDrowned** · 04-03-23 18:40

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...606274073.html

Pulled the trigger on this one in Fairfax.

Korean owned hair salon connected to an apartment complex on prosperity. Parking is plenty but a bit inconvenient to the actual location hidden on the other side of the complex between a garden. Easy to miss but not hard to find. Met by Mina. Older Korean with blonde hair; masked up but seemed cute.

Massage was good.

6 for the the hour not bad at the price point.

Ending was standard, but welcome. Got to sneak UTC and peak at her nipples but she was very resistant to any mutual play, technique was good and I tipped another. 6 for her time. Added bonus of getting to nut inside a legitimate barbershop.

We are already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

**Vitamin2270** · 03-11-23 21:04

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...596592316.html

Anyone have any experiences? Feel free to DM.

**SammyBoy8** · 02-14-23 01:28

Originally Posted by Galleon [View Original Post]

Has anyone given, this ad a shot? I am intrigued.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...552810063.html

I was curious about the "Mermaid" experience. Set up an appointment through text. She texted me the address at Mosby Tower. The address looked familiar to me as I had visited Energy and Serenity Bodyworks some time back. I asked if she is Vicky and she said yes. As I did not enjoy my previous visit, I text back an hour later with some excuse to cancel the appointment. The biggest issue I had then was hygiene. The sheets smelled and were stained. I had to request for fresh sheets, but they don't smell much better. This review described the hygiene issue accurately: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...085&viewfull=1#post5009085.

Be warned if you want to give it a try.

**Galleon** · 11-05-22 19:43

Originally Posted by StVille [View Original Post]

I posted about this on the Massage Parlor board for some reason a while back. If you like it weird, you might enjoy the experience but it's really not something most are going to be into. Located in a normal office building. Cluttered but legit looking room. Late 50's American provider, dressed legit. The "Mermaid" part is the steam tent. She rubs in a sugar scrub, tent goes up, you get steamed, then repeat on the flip. Not much of a tease till close to the end. For the finish, she opens her top, goes over her rules (no roaming, no biting) and nurses making sure you get both until you finish. Then your on your own for cleanup. It's a strange, non-sensual experience, but it is an experience.

Dang, I can do weird but if the sensual part is that unsatisfying, I guess I'll pass on that one. Thank you for your insights.

**StVille** · 11-04-22 11:04

Originally Posted by Galleon [View Original Post]

Has anyone given, this ad a shot? I am intrigued.

I posted about this on the Massage Parlor board for some reason a while back. If you like it weird, you might enjoy the experience but it's really not something most are going to be into. Located in a normal office building. Cluttered but legit looking room. Late 50's American provider, dressed legit. The "Mermaid" part is the steam tent. She rubs in a sugar scrub, tent goes up, you get steamed, then repeat on the flip. Not much of a tease till close to the end. For the finish, she opens her top, goes over her rules (no roaming, no biting) and nurses making sure you get both until you finish. Then your on your own for cleanup. It's a strange, non-sensual experience, but it is an experience.

**Galleon** · 11-03-22 23:48

Has anyone given, this ad a shot? I am intrigued.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...552810063.html

**AlmostRetired** · 10-17-22 01:45

Saw a nice petit AA on Craigslist. Would be interested to know if anyone has any information to share. Feel free to shoot me a PM if that's preferred.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...538646961.html

**AlmostRetired** · 10-12-22 14:09

Originally Posted by HappyGuy2 [View Original Post]

About 25% of the time I have been able to nicely talk my way around the requests for PII. I agree that you should never give out PII unless you can't be compromised at all.

Just not worth having any concerns. I will provide a picture on request, but it has sun glasses, a mask and a hat on. . and it has worked. Was at a building once and gal asked for a selfie before giving me room number. I guess she thought to herself: "Do I want the $$ for the next hour?

Obviously in any negotiations, you have to be able to just walk away if you can't come to reasonable (for you) agreement..

Couldn't have said it better myself. When I was roaming freely, I was fine sending a selfie and always made sure to have it "cloaked" once in a while I'd send a pic of somebody who looks like me. Play the same game many providers play right? I doubt I ever sent an actual I'd. Save for when I visited straight MT places (like Malee Thai Massage) But once the situation changed if you ask for my pic, it's a polite no and on to the next. As you noted it's just not worth it. Not only for personal reasons, but for many of us in the DMV work reasons as well.

Sadly I was hoping to visit K Arcadia soon in my continual Latino quest, I guess I need to take her off the list. For the foreseeable future. To the guy who did her in, I pray he's not a member of this forum. Such should not be tolerated at all.