Massage Parlor Reports

[Regularity]

If you are worried about what you might catch from a table shower, then don't get a massage either. Most place do not change the bedding and usually only change the covering around the face hole and the towel for your crotch. I have never seen one actually use a sanitizer on the table. You are more likely to catch something from the table vs the shower. That being said, I have never caught a thing either on the TS or the massage table over the last 20+ years.

Haha. Exactly. There's a place I go to where the gal just straightens up the table covering when we're done. And of course, those hot towels aren't always sanitized between uses either. My all time favorite massage gal told me about those hot towels, and it's been brought up in this forum too.

[Shogun Hua]

I love a good table shower. They can be as weak as just someone just washing your body, to the girl will wash your whole body, while you lay on a soft water proof table. The good providers will start the party in there, HJ, BJ, body slide (like Nuru) or a massage and FS, then to the sauna and / or massage room. My old favorite retired a year ago, she would do this naked table shower massage on my back where (I think) she would use her pelvic bone (maybe her boney butt) as a tool, massaging both sides of my spine simultaneously.

Typically, you will see the therapist wash the table top before you hop on the table.

[TomaIn]

Kitwalker. Dang a hospital patient? Woooow! Unenthusiastic HE's (from gf or otherwise) seem clinical / mechanical & are absolutely horrible in my opinion & leave you feeling like a hospital patient also in my experiences. Not into hard stuff like most on this board at all soo. I have never had a table shower. I've been meaning to try one one day, but question the cleanliness of them especially with bugs floating around at some of these sketchy places some of you guys love to get TS's at! What's the risk moreso of them not keeping them clean and getting a bacterial infection from them? . Anyone got a bacterial infection from them? I've read a couple people say that from these table showers in recent past on this or rather the Seattle board. I'm too much of a germaphobe, but may try a TS at this 99.9 legit MP (maybe 100%) spot (it is on RM's & has been talked as a tease on this USA sea board) that I go to. They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

If you are worried about what you might catch from a table shower, then don't get a massage either. Most place do not change the bedding and usually only change the covering around the face hole and the towel for your crotch. I have never seen one actually use a sanitizer on the table. You are more likely to catch something from the table vs the shower. That being said, I have never caught a thing either on the TS or the massage table over the last 20+ years.

[ZoooBus]

Kitwalker. Dang a hospital patient? Woooow! Unenthusiastic HE's (from gf or otherwise) seem clinical / mechanical & are absolutely horrible in my opinion & leave you feeling like a hospital patient also in my experiences. Not into hard stuff like most on this board at all soo. I have never had a table shower. I've been meaning to try one one day, but question the cleanliness of them especially with bugs floating around at some of these sketchy places some of you guys love to get TS's at! What's the risk moreso of them not keeping them clean and getting a bacterial infection from them? . Anyone got a bacterial infection from them? I've read a couple people say that from these table showers in recent past on this or rather the Seattle board. I'm too much of a germaphobe, but may try a TS at this 99.9 legit MP (maybe 100%) spot (it is on RM's & has been talked as a tease on this USA sea board) that I go to. They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

Its weird because a lot of veteran posters on here (both Seattle, la & sf bay MP forums) I have read that a TS, is 9 out of 10 times is an indicator that the MP isn't strictly legit. Perhaps it's because I've gone w my sig. Other 3 of the 5 x's that no tickle has even happened? I can't say the other night (being so long) that I wouldn't have minded a he, being it's been a great while. I may just go solo again with this newer provider that was the ultimate tease the other night tickling everything around & close & giggling the entire time, but no real "ok green light signal" blatant tickle. It was rather redic. Extreme B busting, how much tease at the end, but not the traditional tickle in the back really & always positioned far away when "flirty".

Being that I take the SO here I didn't want to press it as that age old saying kept going off in my head "you don't s**t" where you eat! Thus, I didn't press it, but it's very tempting as a couple MTP's are flirty & cute as well as of course give good legit massage. Anyways I can imagine at my same MP I'm talking about, that the table massage is the same as your experience KitWalker (very mechanical) & I'll probably just get even more distance tease kind of stuff but guess I don't know unless I get one. I will say I research these boards more than I go out in these field like you guys and I've read mostly positive experiences with table showers (prior to the massage) from the 3 boards I've read over the years.

Any advice &/ or experiences you all want to share with table showers, or my 99.9% legit place / situation would be greatly appreciated.

The only place in Everett that has a table shower and is totally legit is Cherry Massage Spa. I tried it once with hopes to the contrary, but nothing. Nice massage if that is what you are after.

[Regularity]

They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

The funny thing I've noticed is that the places with the most serious and official looking signs on the wall are more likely to have the happiest endings available.

I was in one place that had a humorous sign on the wall, with a cartoon, that said no happy endings were given. And indeed, it was a place that was strictly a massage place. And a good massage too.

[WaRubMonger]

My previous comment was with particular regards to the table shower I experienced at Panda Massage in Everett, which was similar to the tub-style one pictured. It looked like some sort of a hospital device to me and I personally didn't find it to be all that comfortable. At other locations I've visited which offer table showers, you lay on a nicely padded, plastic-coated table and the water immediately drains / drips away from you. Additionally, I've yet to experience any sort of skin irritation or bacterial infection after a table shower.

Yeah that, what he said.

[KitWalker1967]

My previous comment was with particular regards to the table shower I experienced at Panda Massage in Everett, which was similar to the tub-style one pictured. It looked like some sort of a hospital device to me and I personally didn't find it to be all that comfortable. At other locations I've visited which offer table showers, you lay on a nicely padded, plastic-coated table and the water immediately drains / drips away from you. Additionally, I've yet to experience any sort of skin irritation or bacterial infection after a table shower.

[Gpc1085]

Kitwalker. Dang a hospital patient? Woooow! Unenthusiastic HE's (from gf or otherwise) seem clinical / mechanical & are absolutely horrible in my opinion & leave you feeling like a hospital patient also in my experiences. Not into hard stuff like most on this board at all soo. I have never had a table shower. I've been meaning to try one one day, but question the cleanliness of them especially with bugs floating around at some of these sketchy places some of you guys love to get TS's at! What's the risk moreso of them not keeping them clean and getting a bacterial infection from them? . Anyone got a bacterial infection from them? I've read a couple people say that from these table showers in recent past on this or rather the Seattle board. I'm too much of a germaphobe, but may try a TS at this 99.9 legit MP (maybe 100%) spot (it is on RM's & has been talked as a tease on this USA sea board) that I go to. They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

Its weird because a lot of veteran posters on here (both Seattle, la & sf bay MP forums) I have read that a TS, is 9 out of 10 times is an indicator that the MP isn't strictly legit. Perhaps it's because I've gone w my sig. Other 3 of the 5 x's that no tickle has even happened? I can't say the other night (being so long) that I wouldn't have minded a he, being it's been a great while. I may just go solo again with this newer provider that was the ultimate tease the other night tickling everything around & close & giggling the entire time, but no real "ok green light signal" blatant tickle. It was rather redic. Extreme B busting, how much tease at the end, but not the traditional tickle in the back really & always positioned far away when "flirty".

Being that I take the SO here I didn't want to press it as that age old saying kept going off in my head "you don't s**t" where you eat! Thus, I didn't press it, but it's very tempting as a couple MTP's are flirty & cute as well as of course give good legit massage. Anyways I can imagine at my same MP I'm talking about, that the table massage is the same as your experience KitWalker (very mechanical) & I'll probably just get even more distance tease kind of stuff but guess I don't know unless I get one. I will say I research these boards more than I go out in these field like you guys and I've read mostly positive experiences with table showers (prior to the massage) from the 3 boards I've read over the years.

Any advice &/ or experiences you all want to share with table showers, or my 99.9% legit place / situation would be greatly appreciated.

[SkeletonKey6]

I got a decent 4 hands with Niko and Kiko at Pinee in Tacoma last December.

Still searching for the ever elusive 4 hands with girl-on-girl action.

DM if you prefer to share intel that way.

[WaRubMonger]

Yeah, I'm not a fan of their table shower at all. Aside from the annoying extra fee, that contraption they use made me feel like a hospital patient and was a buzz kill.

Agreed. I fit in one like a sardine.

[KitWalker1967]

They advertise a "free shower" in the windows, but when I asked for a shower, they charged me an additional. 20 for a table shower. No extras in the table shower area, the therapist seemed new, she didnt really know how the table shower worked. I don't know if they have stand up shower that is free. They seem to have a lot of turn over, I dont think i've seen the same lady twice.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of their table shower at all. Aside from the annoying extra fee, that contraption they use made me feel like a hospital patient and was a buzz kill.

[Shogun Hua]

I do like a ts but not paying extra unless I legit need that shower.

I agree. Table showers can be fun though. I was a bit sweaty, so I wanted to try it for "Science".

[WaRubMonger]

They advertise a "free shower" in the windows, but when I asked for a shower, they charged me an additional. 20 for a table shower. No extras in the table shower area, the therapist seemed new, she didnt really know how the table shower worked. I don't know if they have stand up shower that is free. They seem to have a lot of turn over, I dont think i've seen the same lady twice.

I stopped by Holly's Massage + Spa in Mukilteo. This place seemed legit. I was there after work, they had no openings. They require a. 2 tip with the massage fee. I couldn't try them out, since they were busy.

I do like a ts but not paying extra unless I legit need that shower.

[Shogun Hua]

Thanks for the tip. And I concur. I went down for an hour long massage. A table shower was not mentioned, but I might partake next time. Fairly attractive younger gal. She gave a decent massage, but practically no teasing. So much so that I wondered if I was only going to get a legitimate massage. But on the flip a towel was not even offered. So I knew where we stood. No attempted upsell. And she definitely did not cut my time short. My previous visit had upsell pressure and the time was less than paid for. Give the girls some love if a HE is all that you are after. It is worth it.

They advertise a "free shower" in the windows, but when I asked for a shower, they charged me an additional. 20 for a table shower. No extras in the table shower area, the therapist seemed new, she didnt really know how the table shower worked. I don't know if they have stand up shower that is free. They seem to have a lot of turn over, I dont think i've seen the same lady twice.

I stopped by Holly's Massage + Spa in Mukilteo. This place seemed legit. I was there after work, they had no openings. They require a. 2 tip with the massage fee. I couldn't try them out, since they were busy.

[Gpc1085]

Anyone have a good experience here? DM / PM if you'd rather do that.