Massage Parlor Reports

[ThaiMeUp1]

Had some free time recently and decided to drop in at Pine Tree in Fairfax. It's been a while since I visited. There are a couple other well reviewed AMPs in the same complex. Pine Tree provides Greenbelt-like service but it's been said the girls aren't the same caliber as some of the better GB spots, which I have to agree with. Anyway, I chose the half hour option. I didn't catch her name but she looked to be a late 30's or early 40's K-MILF, petite yet thick body and easy on the eyes. She knew the game, asked what I wanted. ST to flip, CBJ, CG, RCG, standing mish, finished in bag. Can take a good pounding no complaints, Full length mirror on wall nice views. Total damage $2.0. Recommend.

[HotFootTeddy]

I've seen her ads since starting the hobby, but can't find any reviews. Wondering how good is massage and any extras?

I've seen her twice. Both times were very similar experience to review I posted about her from last August. Post 22112 link below.

I went a second time and would definitely consider going again.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...601&viewfull=1#post6078601.

[SwiftChariot]

Good morning Gents.

I was able to find a mid 50's latina gem on the south side of DC. Has a large private room w / massage table in a commercial building. 70 for HR massage, old DD implants and an enhanced butt. Very eager and willing to please. Massage was on the soft erotic side. She saw I only had 60 for tip so said no FS but would do BBBJ for 6.

She speaks no English so GL.

Lost her advert so will PM phone number to seniors.

[Serpin58]

Sophie maybe?

Well, she is not 19 and she will not cry on your shoulder, but Sophie will give you a good nuru, CFS and CBJ or 240. She is not to everyone's liking here, but when I want her particular service, she is my go to.

P.S.: pretty good pad thai in Occoquan. If you want it spicy or any particular way, just ask.

I couldn't do a 19 year old. I'm pushing 60 - I have a daughter older and another young lady I love like a daughter- older. I'm into the more mature women. Been 8 months and I can't get over my past woman. Even physical contact with a few other women- I end up fantasizing it's her. Strong feelings is definitely a thing for me.

I'm definitely in the wrong hobby.

[JoeyPopkins]

Her includes the following:

1. 100 Massage.

2. 180 Massage nude.

3. 250 Nuru (with real nuru gel.) (45 min).

4. 300 Nuru (30 m massage and 30 m nuru).

(No Full service or BJ).

The damage is a little steep for no NF and no BJ. Does she hold to these rules? Anyone recommend?

I went to see her about a year ago. She is quite chatty. Very lackluster massage, not much teasing. I did pay for the topless massage. They are very large enhanced tits, but nothing to drool over. I for sure won't repeat. I get much better massage and finish from the local parlors in Fairfax.

[OldBoomer]

I'm not judging but no F'ing way am I paying 300 without BJ AND FS. I know this is NOVA and not Bangkok but after having the real thing I just cannot justify paying 10 X the price for 1/10 of the service. It's a lot like Thai food; I've had undoubtedly the best Pad Thai in the world from a street vendor in Bangkok for about 50 THB equal to a dollar fifty. I refuse to settle for stale shrimp soggy noodle unspiced Pad Thai in NOVA for 15 bucks.

In Bangkok I used to visit a AMP in the suburbs away from the tourist areas. For 500 THB (14 bucks) house fee and 500 THB tip this 19 yo, 8th grade educated, spinner would give me BBFSCIP MSOG Greek ATM GFE and then snuggle afterwards and start to cry on me shoulder. One time I recorded her Thai ramblings and replayed then for a friend fluent in Thai. She was telling me things like "I will do anything to stay with you" and "come back and fuck me everyday". No Americanized Thai here can hold a candle to that level of service.

My other pet peeve about Thai girls in NOVA is they lie about their age and some of us mongers believe them. After living there for five years and knowing Thai ladies both socially and in business I can tell that Eva is at least 45 and the ones who claim 20's like Maple are at least 35. Thai Nana that Jim Rob commented on has to be at least 60. Until you have fucked a verified 18 yo Thai girl with a flawless body, peach fuzz on her armpits, and only three pubic hairs naturally growing on the sweetest little pussy that has only been offered to her Thai HS boyfriend who has a 4" dick one can one truly appreciate the age of a Thai girl.
Enough of my rant. While here in NOVA Ill just keeping fucking cheap Chinese pussy and wait until I can return to the Land of Smiles.

Sophie maybe?

Well, she is not 19 and she will not cry on your shoulder, but Sophie will give you a good nuru, CFS and CBJ or 240. She is not to everyone's liking here, but when I want her particular service, she is my go to.

P.S.: pretty good pad thai in Occoquan. If you want it spicy or any particular way, just ask.

[PilotAviator]

Google Coca Cola WH and seminary road and get 5 XX1 Seminary Road in Alexandria.

Then once you're there you walk across the street (since he said it's across from the Warehouse) using your perception of space and geographical terrain that was developed when you turned about 2 and Bingo! You arrived at your destination!

The only thing that might be eluding you are the many ninjas you'll have to fight along the way.

But not being too specific helps keep the pigs from oinking around the neighborhood.

Spelling out things too cleanly on this board has gotten me into trouble in the past, but this is a pretty fucking easy puzzle to crack.

Thank you for the Ninja warning. All of us will now be hyper-aware when crossing the street. (LOL).

[Member #6802]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22946427.html.

I've seen her ads since starting the hobby, but can't find any reviews. Wondering how good is massage and any extras?

[DoYouKnow]

Too much time on your hands, but all good. Its a new name established now. I have the details. Not that serious.

Coco is gone unfortunately. She went to NY now. Amanda is there now. I will have to check her out.

[DoYouKnow]

Google Coca Cola WH and seminary road and get 5 XX1 Seminary Road in Alexandria.

Then once you're there you walk across the street (since he said it's across from the Warehouse) using your perception of space and geographical terrain that was developed when you turned about 2 and Bingo! You arrived at your destination!

The only thing that might be eluding you are the many ninjas you'll have to fight along the way.

But not being too specific helps keep the pigs from oinking around the neighborhood.

Spelling out things too cleanly on this board has gotten me into trouble in the past, but this is a pretty fucking easy puzzle to crack.

Too much time on your hands, but all good. Its a new name established now. I have the details. Not that serious.

[TheDrowned]

That still doesn't help so I guess it will be a read between the lines and folks with have to hunt for it LOL. Too elusive for me.

Google Coca Cola WH and seminary road and get 5 XX1 Seminary Road in Alexandria.

Then once you're there you walk across the street (since he said it's across from the Warehouse) using your perception of space and geographical terrain that was developed when you turned about 2 and Bingo! You arrived at your destination!

The only thing that might be eluding you are the many ninjas you'll have to fight along the way.

But not being too specific helps keep the pigs from oinking around the neighborhood.

Spelling out things too cleanly on this board has gotten me into trouble in the past, but this is a pretty fucking easy puzzle to crack.

[DoYouKnow]

Saying the place is off of Seminary Road is more accurate. It's across the street from the Coke warehouse.

That still doesn't help so I guess it will be a read between the lines and folks with have to hunt for it LOL. Too elusive for me.

[Harold Myers]

I'm not judging but no F'ing way am I paying 300 without BJ AND FS. I know this is NOVA and not Bangkok but after having the real thing I just cannot justify paying 10 X the price for 1/10 of the service. It's a lot like Thai food; I've had undoubtedly the best Pad Thai in the world from a street vendor in Bangkok for about 50 THB equal to a dollar fifty. I refuse to settle for stale shrimp soggy noodle unspiced Pad Thai in NOVA for 15 bucks.

In Bangkok I used to visit a AMP in the suburbs away from the tourist areas. For 500 THB (14 bucks) house fee and 500 THB tip this 19 yo, 8th grade educated, spinner would give me BBFSCIP MSOG Greek ATM GFE and then snuggle afterwards and start to cry on me shoulder. One time I recorded her Thai ramblings and replayed then for a friend fluent in Thai. She was telling me things like "I will do anything to stay with you" and "come back and fuck me everyday". No Americanized Thai here can hold a candle to that level of service.

My other pet peeve about Thai girls in NOVA is they lie about their age and some of us mongers believe them. After living there for five years and knowing Thai ladies both socially and in business I can tell that Eva is at least 45 and the ones who claim 20's like Maple are at least 35. Thai Nana that Jim Rob commented on has to be at least 60. Until you have fucked a verified 18 yo Thai girl with a flawless body, peach fuzz on her armpits, and only three pubic hairs naturally growing on the sweetest little pussy that has only been offered to her Thai HS boyfriend who has a 4" dick one can one truly appreciate the age of a Thai girl..

This review is a breath of fresh air to know that the AMP scene is not like NOVA worldwide. I should visit Thailand. 18 year old And tight is something I'd fall asleep in day after day, and continue to pay by the hour, day after day.

[FourNick8]

Her includes the following:

1. 100 Massage.

2. 180 Massage nude.

3. 250 Nuru (with real nuru gel.) (45 min).

4. 300 Nuru (30 m massage and 30 m nuru).

(No Full service or BJ).

The damage is a little steep for no NF and no BJ. Does she hold to these rules? Anyone recommend?

I'm not judging but no F'ing way am I paying 300 without BJ AND FS. I know this is NOVA and not Bangkok but after having the real thing I just cannot justify paying 10 X the price for 1/10 of the service. It's a lot like Thai food; I've had undoubtedly the best Pad Thai in the world from a street vendor in Bangkok for about 50 THB equal to a dollar fifty. I refuse to settle for stale shrimp soggy noodle unspiced Pad Thai in NOVA for 15 bucks.

In Bangkok I used to visit a AMP in the suburbs away from the tourist areas. For 500 THB (14 bucks) house fee and 500 THB tip this 19 yo, 8th grade educated, spinner would give me BBFSCIP MSOG Greek ATM GFE and then snuggle afterwards and start to cry on me shoulder. One time I recorded her Thai ramblings and replayed then for a friend fluent in Thai. She was telling me things like "I will do anything to stay with you" and "come back and fuck me everyday". No Americanized Thai here can hold a candle to that level of service.

My other pet peeve about Thai girls in NOVA is they lie about their age and some of us mongers believe them. After living there for five years and knowing Thai ladies both socially and in business I can tell that Eva is at least 45 and the ones who claim 20's like Maple are at least 35. Thai Nana that Jim Rob commented on has to be at least 60. Until you have fucked a verified 18 yo Thai girl with a flawless body, peach fuzz on her armpits, and only three pubic hairs naturally growing on the sweetest little pussy that has only been offered to her Thai HS boyfriend who has a 4" dick one can one truly appreciate the age of a Thai girl.

Enough of my rant. While here in NOVA Ill just keeping fucking cheap Chinese pussy and wait until I can return to the Land of Smiles.

[Frank Digitola]

Does anyone have an ad for Lily Spa? I found more than one spa in the area with that name and the one in Alexandria is listed as permanently closed. Thank you.

Saying the place is off of Seminary Road is more accurate. It's across the street from the Coke warehouse.