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04-23-23 14:24 #24029Senior Member

Posts: 393That still doesn't help so I guess it will be a read between the lines and folks with have to hunt for it LOL. Too elusive for me.
Originally Posted by FrankDigitola
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04-23-23 11:04 #24028Senior Member

Posts: 551Breath of fresh air
This review is a breath of fresh air to know that the AMP scene is not like NOVA worldwide. I should visit Thailand. 18 year old And tight is something I'd fall asleep in day after day, and continue to pay by the hour, day after day.
Originally Posted by FourNick8
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04-23-23 01:03 #24027Senior Member

Posts: 328Not Even Close
I'm not judging but no F'ing way am I paying 300 without BJ AND FS. I know this is NOVA and not Bangkok but after having the real thing I just cannot justify paying 10 X the price for 1/10 of the service. It's a lot like Thai food; I've had undoubtedly the best Pad Thai in the world from a street vendor in Bangkok for about 50 THB equal to a dollar fifty. I refuse to settle for stale shrimp soggy noodle unspiced Pad Thai in NOVA for 15 bucks.
Originally Posted by OldBoomer
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In Bangkok I used to visit a AMP in the suburbs away from the tourist areas. For 500 THB (14 bucks) house fee and 500 THB tip this 19 yo, 8th grade educated, spinner would give me BBFSCIP MSOG Greek ATM GFE and then snuggle afterwards and start to cry on me shoulder. One time I recorded her Thai ramblings and replayed then for a friend fluent in Thai. She was telling me things like "I will do anything to stay with you" and "come back and fuck me everyday". No Americanized Thai here can hold a candle to that level of service.
My other pet peeve about Thai girls in NOVA is they lie about their age and some of us mongers believe them. After living there for five years and knowing Thai ladies both socially and in business I can tell that Eva is at least 45 and the ones who claim 20's like Maple are at least 35. Thai Nana that Jim Rob commented on has to be at least 60. Until you have fucked a verified 18 yo Thai girl with a flawless body, peach fuzz on her armpits, and only three pubic hairs naturally growing on the sweetest little pussy that has only been offered to her Thai HS boyfriend who has a 4" dick one can one truly appreciate the age of a Thai girl.
Enough of my rant. While here in NOVA Ill just keeping fucking cheap Chinese pussy and wait until I can return to the Land of Smiles.
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04-22-23 20:29 #24026Senior Member

Posts: 134Lily Spa
Saying the place is off of Seminary Road is more accurate. It's across the street from the Coke warehouse.
Originally Posted by Dunnit
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04-22-23 18:22 #24025Regular Member

Posts: 22Links
Can you share the links please.
Originally Posted by FrankDigitola
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04-22-23 18:20 #24024Senior Member

Posts: 605I could never get her out her clothes. That's new, to my miles. The new economy I guess.
Originally Posted by OldBoomer
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Always was a decent rub with a roaming NOVA.
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04-22-23 17:50 #24023Senior Member

Posts: 607Ava
Her includes the following:
1. 100 Massage.
2. 180 Massage nude.
3. 250 Nuru (with real nuru gel.) (45 min).
4. 300 Nuru (30 m massage and 30 m nuru).
(No Full service or BJ).
The damage is a little steep for no NF and no BJ. Does she hold to these rules? Anyone recommend?
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04-22-23 14:51 #24022Senior Member

Posts: 27Vietnamese lady in PG County
First, I know this is a NOVA board, but I also know there are a few out there seeking this variety. Ventured out recently to RS in Greenbelt and met Tiffany. Looks to be 26 and claims 36. Beautiful looking Vietnamese lady from LA with bolt ons that seem perfect but definitely not natural (D cup). TS was decent with a little ball juggling and taint tickling. Typical light rub down with oil, hot towel, and then options laid out on the table. Opted for everything $. 5. Drooped her dress, gave me a big body to body hug and a few light kisses on the lips. Her tongue was the highlight of the day. I've never had my sack tongue caressed better in my entire life all the while she kept looking up at me as if she were seeking my approval. Rest of the session was what you would expect. DATY, mish, doggy, so on and so forth until I blew it in the bag. First time with a Vietnamese lady was top notch. She says she's not sure how long she'll be here but I got the impression she's not leaving any time soon.
DJ.
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04-22-23 13:58 #24021Regular Member

Posts: 3Called ahead to confirm and went by here the other day, sign says Old Keene Mill Spa. Was greeted by a middle-aged Chinese woman (English conversational, but she shook head "uh-uh" when asked her name). Undressed and had a 30 min massage with friendly conversation. After the flip she put a towel over my member. She giggled when she saw my excited member growing out from under, but just kept on until finished with the massage, "All done" with no extras offered. Massage was decent, total damage. 6.
Originally Posted by FourNick8
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04-22-23 08:54 #24020Senior Member

Posts: 120Lily
Does anyone have an ad for Lily Spa? I found more than one spa in the area with that name and the one in Alexandria is listed as permanently closed. Thank you.
Originally Posted by Asphalt
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04-22-23 08:24 #24019Senior Member

Posts: 140Ava Thai link
Here you go:
Originally Posted by JonFisher
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https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22963838.html
Have fun!
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04-22-23 07:58 #24018Senior Member

Posts: 615Fairfax Scarlet
Where is she located In Fairfax?
Originally Posted by FrankDigitola
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04-22-23 01:27 #24017Senior Member

Posts: 134Relacion Calidad Precio
One thing that unites us all is the fact that we are all consumers. Regardless of who we are, where we're from, or what we do, our money is important to us. I dare say we all tremble at the idea of squandering our funds, and this is especially the case in this hobby. The beauty of a community like this is that brahs unselfishly share the details of their quests thereby creating an approximation of the adventure we can experience at the same locality. It is up to the reader to decide if the value for money variable is worth your hard earned bucks. I humbly present you with two experiences I had of the Latina variety, each of which cost me 2 benjis respectively. The first of these occurred at FHOH, an establishment I have a fondness for, but haven't visited since the days of Leah.
We find ourselves this day in Vienna for work. My IRL brahs have decided that they want to feast and enjoy a cinematic adventure. These festivities are to take place in Tysons. This is the perfect time to see what's going on at FHOH for three reasons: 1) location 2) the two hours I have to kill before our rendezvous and 3) two of my brahs wives will be there and these beeyotches regularly bring me to the precipice of smushing their faces into their side salads. A pop should mellow me out sufficiently. I make a 45 minute appointment and am paired with Cecilia.
After stripping and hopping onto the table I am joined shortly thereafter by Cecilia. She announces after introducing herself that her English is limited. I speak a little bit of Spanish so this isn't a big deal. If you remember any Spanish from high school it won't be a big deal for you either. Cecilia gives me a relaxing yet run of the mill FHOH Spa massage. The deep tissue wasn't all that deep and when it was over I was covered in more oil than a duck in a Dawn dish detergent commercial. I am flipped.
Despite many attempts to sneak a peek, this is my first time getting a good look at Cecilia. I was able to spy cute, pedicured toes, full legs and a nice ass, but these were again only brief peeks. We quickly agree upon a nude encounter for a benji and she is now before me totally naked. Cecilia is an attractive woman in her late 40's or early 50's. If you were to Google "Luscious Lopez nudes" that's a pretty accurate example of her body. The exceptions are Cecilia has a thicker BBL booty and her teddies are fake and frankly, not the greatest. I smile at her, she reciprocates, then climbs onto the table into my arms and we begin to make out. Let's pause.
The brahs who have seen Cecilia before are at present saying "You guys began to do what Frank?" Soon, you the reader who have not seen her will also say the same to yourself. Listen, I once stuck my tongue in the balloon knot of a go-go dancer in the bathroom of a nightclub. My face has seen some things. What I'm doing is WILD, but I'll be alright. We make out for a bit and she gives me an expert tier tugger. I am harder than a carnival game. She drops down and gives me a Jedi tier BBBJ. The pop took a while to fly but she hung in there. She pauses to tug it out. After a bit of that I announce the pops imminence and she throws my piece back in to suck more. I let off 7-8 grail shots into her mouth. She swallowed it all and licked my piece clean. So yeah. I unabashedly GFE made out with a masseuse who probably has more seed inside of her than a Petco and has had enough inches in her mouth to stretch down 66. Screw it. Again, grand total was 2 benjis. I went to the movies and dinner feeling like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat yanked my soul from my body. I was gelatinous. My hunger for Latina is however not satiated so I resolve that I will see Scarlet soon.
A few days pass and I schedule an appointment with Scarlet and meet her at her location in Fairfax. Scarlet is a 40 something year old woman who is cute, yet has a sultriness to her appearance thanks to her long, dark hair and the striking red lipstick she's wearing. Like Cecilia before her, Scarlet is wearing scrubs that are hugging her curves tightly. Once in the room I am asked if I want a regular massage for a single benji or a sexy one for two benjis. I say what the hell and decided to go with the sexy option.
Scarlet proceeds to step to the side, tie up her hair and then strip off her scrubs. Beneath the unsuspecting scrubs she was wearing a lace bra, lace hipster thong, a garter belt, and thigh high stockings. Her ads are par for the course and aren't an accurate representation of her rack. Scarlet's body is practically identical to a pornstar named Mz Dani's, even down to the lollipop scars from her breast lift. Googling "Mz Dani hussie pass" will accurately set your expectations. We locked eyes after she stripped down. She laughed and asked "Do you like?" in her thick accent. I asked her why she asks and she informed me that I had surprisingly to me, began to grin and bite my lip. She then takes her strong hands and gives me a very nice massage. Out of the Latinas I've seen, she's the best. I am flipped.
A soft touch of the front of my body begins. I immediately grab a handful of datass. I'm known round these parts as The Teddies Brah, but I am a connoisseur of all things thick. I've clapped a few BBL's in my day and what I thought was a BBL was actually a phat ass that was already there, but is now accentuated by the sculpting of the flanks and torso of this Latina vixen. If her ass is a BBL, it's the most natural feeling BBL of all time and her surgeon needs to rid Northern Virginia of the pancake epidemic that it has. Scarlet removes her bra and panties. I fondle her curves calmly and tenderly despite bubbling over internally with a glee rivaled only by a 13 year old Frank Brah seeing a pair of his classmates teddies in my high school staircase. Scarlet matches my tenderness and corkscrews me slowly. I am harder than a 90 day, unpaid internship with Alaskan crab fishermen. After a while of no pop Scarlet puts her face down by junior, hunkers down and angles the booty towards me. She twerks, I paw away, spank it a little and enjoy the recoily juiciness. Before long I let off grail shots that fly past her face, over her shoulder onto her back, startling her. She invited me back and I will return.
There you have it. Two trips, two latinas, two hundo, two times. I hope I've equipped you with enough info to discern what kind of value for money you'd face with these two luscious Latinas. In my personal opinion, one was a discount, the other included the Latina tax on her price point albeit for a very satisfying experience. But hey, you brahs be the judge.
Frankie.
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04-22-23 00:32 #24016Senior Member

Posts: 1286Non-Asian massage providers
It's been years since we had any consistent non-Asian massage providers in Northern Virginia. There were some Russians that worked in the Rosslyn area some years back, but they've long since moved on.
Originally Posted by RickNva
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I have fond memories of Sara, aka Swedish Sweetheart, who used to visit this area several times a year when she was active. Her massage skills were decent enough and the FS which followed was some of the best I've ever enjoyed with a provider. She eventually became popular enough that I was unable to schedule with her when she visited in the last several years before she retired.
I also recall an attractive MILF who used to work somewhere in far western Fairfax County or far eastern Loudoun County. She too is long gone.
If you ever find one, please let us know and file a report when you visit.
Edited to add: I looked on Eros and found that Demi Diamonds is still active, working in the Tysons-Vienna area these days. I saw her years ago when she was known as Juicy Jenna. She was a MILF back then, so I imagine she's now in the GILF age range. The ad lists $225 as her rate for an hour's FBSM.
https://massage.eros.com/washington_...943.htm?cat=83
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04-21-23 23:59 #24015Troll, if you don't ignore me then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 99Lynn McLean
Lynn McLean was the best back in the day on the floor a true Korean geisha- she even walked like one. She was perfection with perfect body, but like all of us she had bad or crazy side. I went on date with her 2015 before the blizzard! I literally spent $666.00 dollars at a karaoke bar and that's after a sushi 🍱 dinner with liquor-! I wouldn't have cared about the $666.00 karaoke 🎤 but 3 of her friends showed up left before us.
Originally Posted by JonFisher
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So, I paid for their shit!
So that ended are personal and business relationship because I vented 😝 she had nothing to do with me after!
But damn she was perfection on geisha experience.
I think she still comes to area.
Her place is clean 🧼 like OCD clean.









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