Massage Parlor Reports

[FourNick8]

Mongering can be hard work. First is scanning the forum and advertisements to see if there is anything new and interesting. Then calling all your regulars only to find out that they are busy, have the day off, or rotated back to Flushing. Worse yet is calling an interesting new place to find out they are closed down.

My last resort is texting the Tina Springfield ACS and asking for a girl that I know has guaranteed service. Tina is out but for $.3 I can meet Cherry in a comfortable hotel room, where I know the phone or doorbell won't ring, and get 30 full minutes of a really good covered dick suck and covered fuck in multiple positions. She has known me for a while so kissing and cuddling are always included. She does offer BB for an extra $ but I have only done that once. The BBBJ was incredible.

She is a slim 40 something with nice suckable tits and a classic Asian pussy with virtually no hair. A large tat in her tummy but surpassingly there is no baby damage hiding behind it. With the price of FS plus house at an AMP or INDY now well over $$ now, I have a hard time paying that and fucking on a hard massage table unless I have a history with the girl.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22541109.html

[Marcath]

Was visiting DC last week and decided to check out Palace. Called to check availability and 1/2 later walked in the door. Was greeted by a nice looking gal, not young, not old. I thought she said her name was Tana but going back to reports here and RM, I believe she said Donna. She is thick but not chubby. Took me to the room and asked I wanted to wash. Then into the table shower room. Very nice setup and the wash was amazing. She washed everything, rinsed and dried me off. Back to the massage room and some weak rubbing then flip. Dropped the top of her dress to release her very nice tits. Played with and sucked them a bit then she gave a decent HE, cleaned me off and I left happy. Overall it was a nice visit. If I get back out your way, I'll likely try other options for the variety.

[BlueVrod]

I went to see her about a year ago. She is quite chatty. Very lackluster massage, not much teasing. I did pay for the topless massage. They are very large enhanced tits, but nothing to drool over. I for sure won't repeat. I get much better massage and finish from the local parlors in Fairfax.

I first met her through Tiffany when they were working together in Tysons, why'all remember that? Anyways, our first time together was very memorial, went thru the massage then the whole nine yards after the flip, very enjoyable. Same thing the second time, then she met this ass wipe bf that took over her operations of scheduling and he forbid her to go all the way so that's how she ended up doing the massage then turn you over to Tiffany for the second half of the fun. Just not the same anymore, after a little while, she and tiff split up and moved separate ways (Tiff got married and out of the scene for a while, Ava moved to the Mosaic with her deuce kit bf) while I had to look else where. A year later I found Tiff emerged and I'd reconnected with her for some fun.

Then I made an apt to see ava at the mosaic and she layed out her menu with the outrageous price and I just left disappointed (must be where she's staying that she felt we need to pay her dues). Not worth it anymore. Her deuce kit bf still does her schedules.

I think there are a lot of options out there that does not require us to reach deep into our pockets and let the big head do the thinking.

[TheDrowned]

Too much time on your hands, but all good. Its a new name established now. I have the details. Not that serious.

Since I'm not getting stunlocked by basic arithmetic I guess I have more time on my hands than others. So I try to use it efficiently, and decided to pay MMS a visit at DBS and catch up. I befriended her many years ago and this is why it always pays to be nice to the ladies AND the owners because they keep in touch and usually let you know when new girls or old favorites return.

Well she messaged me that coco was back in town a few weeks ago and I decided to get an hour. I always go with an hour here because it's one of the few places that actually gives a good massage followed by the fun. You get the best of both worlds here, and at. 6 for the house it's a pretty good deal. I've reviewed coco before but a tiny refresher she's an older Chinese looks late 40 but she's def in her 50's. She's got creamy white skin. Skinny body with big augmented Ds. She's like a geisha if she was drawn by a comic book artist. Skinny waist. Big tits. A good massage followed by some mutual fun. CBJ and CFS as long as you provide your own hat. $$ all in.

And last week she sent me a picture of a new girl. Lulu. She looks 40/50.

Massage not quite as good as coco she's also not as attractive as coco. She's got a decent body but her face was a little bit meh. Minor complaint tho because that problem can always be fixed with doggystyle. She's au natural up top which is always a plus for me. Onto the flip I got a nice CBJ and CFS. Turned her around and plowed her from behind until I ejected my juice into the bag. Same rules apply to bring your own hat. $$. YMMV of course but I think a full menu is easy to obtain here as long as you're a gentleman.

I never did find out about the place underneath this spa. But there was rumor of ACS renting out the space for a "good time" but that trail lead to nothing but a cold case for me.

We're already drowning.

Ill even adjust the difficulty setting down to novice and provide a phone number for anyone interested FiveSevenOne-621-doublezero72

[OldManRose]

Thought I would try somewhere different. I called King to see if Sophie was in it was her day off. I passed QQ2 while driving in the area but they said come back in half an hour so I went a few doors down to Queen a 30 something short young lady answered and offered a half hour with table shower. I decided to give it a try. In the shower where they pour buckets of warm water over you she played with both my back and front sensitive areas. Back in the room she does this very light touch and does play with my rear but just teasing and then does a little of rimming and tugging. I ask her to get on the table and she gets to her panties and I massage her for a bit and get her panties off. She is not interested in my toys and only wants to finish me off. So I lay back down she gets the oil and finishes the job sweet provider but I have better options as my regulars. . 6 house. 6 tip she pouted and said but I got naked so I gave her another Jackson and she was happy. I thought to expensive for no BJ no toy play and no light lubrication for me to use on her.

[Member #6802]

I've seen her twice. Both times were very similar experience to review I posted about her from last August. Post 22112 link below.

I went a second time and would definitely consider going again.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...601&viewfull=1#post6078601.

Thanks for sharing. I didn't go back far enough when I searched.

Crazy part is that is about the time I started mongering and after reading that report again, I recall seeing it then and that's what put her on my list. Life got in the way and never made the attempt to meet her. I'll definitely be trying now.

[Frank Digitola]

That still doesn't help so I guess it will be a read between the lines and folks with have to hunt for it LOL. Too elusive for me.

Brah the spot I gave as a landmark is just short of me typing the address into Waze on your phone. A guy who was in a coma for 9 months could stand in the spot I posted, look across the street, and read the AMP name that's in huge white letters in the window. Then with his atrophied upper body muscles, he could take a tennis ball, cock back, throw it and hit the side of the building as he's that close. To say I didn't help is CRAZY. If "starting point, across the street" is too elusive for you, I've got some bad news my brah.

[ThaiMeUp1]

Had some free time recently and decided to drop in at Pine Tree in Fairfax. It's been a while since I visited. There are a couple other well reviewed AMPs in the same complex. Pine Tree provides Greenbelt-like service but it's been said the girls aren't the same caliber as some of the better GB spots, which I have to agree with. Anyway, I chose the half hour option. I didn't catch her name but she looked to be a late 30's or early 40's K-MILF, petite yet thick body and easy on the eyes. She knew the game, asked what I wanted. ST to flip, CBJ, CG, RCG, standing mish, finished in bag. Can take a good pounding no complaints, Full length mirror on wall nice views. Total damage $2.0. Recommend.

[HotFootTeddy]

I've seen her ads since starting the hobby, but can't find any reviews. Wondering how good is massage and any extras?

I've seen her twice. Both times were very similar experience to review I posted about her from last August. Post 22112 link below.

I went a second time and would definitely consider going again.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...601&viewfull=1#post6078601.

[SwiftChariot]

Good morning Gents.

I was able to find a mid 50's latina gem on the south side of DC. Has a large private room w / massage table in a commercial building. 70 for HR massage, old DD implants and an enhanced butt. Very eager and willing to please. Massage was on the soft erotic side. She saw I only had 60 for tip so said no FS but would do BBBJ for 6.

She speaks no English so GL.

Lost her advert so will PM phone number to seniors.

[Serpin58]

Sophie maybe?

Well, she is not 19 and she will not cry on your shoulder, but Sophie will give you a good nuru, CFS and CBJ or 240. She is not to everyone's liking here, but when I want her particular service, she is my go to.

P.S.: pretty good pad thai in Occoquan. If you want it spicy or any particular way, just ask.

I couldn't do a 19 year old. I'm pushing 60 - I have a daughter older and another young lady I love like a daughter- older. I'm into the more mature women. Been 8 months and I can't get over my past woman. Even physical contact with a few other women- I end up fantasizing it's her. Strong feelings is definitely a thing for me.

I'm definitely in the wrong hobby.

[JoeyPopkins]

Her includes the following:

1. 100 Massage.

2. 180 Massage nude.

3. 250 Nuru (with real nuru gel.) (45 min).

4. 300 Nuru (30 m massage and 30 m nuru).

(No Full service or BJ).

The damage is a little steep for no NF and no BJ. Does she hold to these rules? Anyone recommend?

I went to see her about a year ago. She is quite chatty. Very lackluster massage, not much teasing. I did pay for the topless massage. They are very large enhanced tits, but nothing to drool over. I for sure won't repeat. I get much better massage and finish from the local parlors in Fairfax.

[OldBoomer]

I'm not judging but no F'ing way am I paying 300 without BJ AND FS. I know this is NOVA and not Bangkok but after having the real thing I just cannot justify paying 10 X the price for 1/10 of the service. It's a lot like Thai food; I've had undoubtedly the best Pad Thai in the world from a street vendor in Bangkok for about 50 THB equal to a dollar fifty. I refuse to settle for stale shrimp soggy noodle unspiced Pad Thai in NOVA for 15 bucks.

In Bangkok I used to visit a AMP in the suburbs away from the tourist areas. For 500 THB (14 bucks) house fee and 500 THB tip this 19 yo, 8th grade educated, spinner would give me BBFSCIP MSOG Greek ATM GFE and then snuggle afterwards and start to cry on me shoulder. One time I recorded her Thai ramblings and replayed then for a friend fluent in Thai. She was telling me things like "I will do anything to stay with you" and "come back and fuck me everyday". No Americanized Thai here can hold a candle to that level of service.

My other pet peeve about Thai girls in NOVA is they lie about their age and some of us mongers believe them. After living there for five years and knowing Thai ladies both socially and in business I can tell that Eva is at least 45 and the ones who claim 20's like Maple are at least 35. Thai Nana that Jim Rob commented on has to be at least 60. Until you have fucked a verified 18 yo Thai girl with a flawless body, peach fuzz on her armpits, and only three pubic hairs naturally growing on the sweetest little pussy that has only been offered to her Thai HS boyfriend who has a 4" dick one can one truly appreciate the age of a Thai girl.
Enough of my rant. While here in NOVA Ill just keeping fucking cheap Chinese pussy and wait until I can return to the Land of Smiles.

Sophie maybe?

Well, she is not 19 and she will not cry on your shoulder, but Sophie will give you a good nuru, CFS and CBJ or 240. She is not to everyone's liking here, but when I want her particular service, she is my go to.

P.S.: pretty good pad thai in Occoquan. If you want it spicy or any particular way, just ask.

[PilotAviator]

Google Coca Cola WH and seminary road and get 5 XX1 Seminary Road in Alexandria.

Then once you're there you walk across the street (since he said it's across from the Warehouse) using your perception of space and geographical terrain that was developed when you turned about 2 and Bingo! You arrived at your destination!

The only thing that might be eluding you are the many ninjas you'll have to fight along the way.

But not being too specific helps keep the pigs from oinking around the neighborhood.

Spelling out things too cleanly on this board has gotten me into trouble in the past, but this is a pretty fucking easy puzzle to crack.

Thank you for the Ninja warning. All of us will now be hyper-aware when crossing the street. (LOL).

[Member #6802]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22946427.html.

I've seen her ads since starting the hobby, but can't find any reviews. Wondering how good is massage and any extras?