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[Member #6832]

I live in LA, and I can say with confidence, there is nothing like MM out here. At least nothing that is on the radar. You can go to a booker, which requires you to divulge way more information about yourself to an illegal enterprise than I would feel comfortable with, or can get away from the central metro area, and take your chances:

- Orange County is a hub of many decent AMPs, some of which have Instagram accounts. The more popular girls may even have their own accounts. Most are not FS though. There are some FS parlors in the OC, but you will have to do research.

- The San Gabriel area also has a ton of AMPs, some of which are decent, but mostly older providers. I have not heard of anything close to MM even there. I think if there is, people might keep it a little more on the DL, since the local LE likes to bust the places.

- There are a few (not many) FS AMPs in the San Fernando Valley. Check out that forum for the latest, if you will be in the area. Most are older providers. One popular spot was apparently busted last week, which often causes them all to back off a little.

- There are a few (not many) FS AMPs in the South Bay, where Eco has been a top draw for 5 years now. I've personally had a great experience at Amy's in Gardena, but that was years ago. Amy's is one of the only AMPs I've been to in the last 20 years that has a shower (not a TS) - (other than a Nuru place in Costa Mesa that has since shut down).

- Oxnard has several well-reviewed FS AMPs, with quality providers. Still not up to MM standards, but probably your overall best bet for a no-hassle experience. Cherry Blossom is consistent, and the closest to an MM experience I've found, without the TS, and an older provider (there is often just one).

Another option is City of Industry. Although they do have some FS AMPs, they are mostly known for their high-mileage strip clubs, where FS is commonly available. Many guys prefer the option of being able to see and interact with the provider beforehand. Prices vary greatly, but generally, the VIP room plus tip will set you back $200 or more. Some clubs have 30-minute specials on slow days, and some dancers will not request a tip for FS in the VIP room. Synn is the probably the most popular, but Paradise and Deja Vu are also known for mileage. Spearmint Rhino has by far the hottest girls, but they also are the most expensive and will set you back $300-$500 on average. Synn has several clubs in other areas of LA Metro, and most of them are mileage-friendly.

LA is famous for bad traffic, so just be aware that a place that is only 15 miles away may take you an hour to get to, depending on the time and direction. Use maps to scope things out, and just know, you WILL be late. I know I-4 has gotten bad over the years, but it's got nothing on LA freeways.

The LA forums are also nowhere as informative as this one, because everyone is worried about busts. LA LE loves an AMP bust, and they often push a heavy charges (which are often later dropped) to get cooperation. It is brutal for owners, and they often just move on after that.

Good luck!

GeezerX.

You can always take a drive down Figueroa.

[Ddauber]

I bit the bullet and went to MM tonight based on all the reviews. No cars in the parking lot. I went in and handed my money to the window. I asked who was working but the lady acted like she didn't understand me. Go into the room and Ava walks in. Short kiss and then off to the shower. The kisses down my back and the sucking, and teeth dragging wasn't that great but I knew based on what has been written it was leading to TUMA. I have to say, I am not a fan, It was my first time. Thankfully she only did it for a couple of minutes or less. Turned over and she started a BJ. After a couple more minutes, it was off the table and back to the room. Quickly lay down and she starts BJ again and then shifts to DATY. I tried to slide my finger in a little and she quickly said no fingers. Turned around and put the cover on and climbed on top till I finished. Too much fake moaning. She tried to give a HJ for a 2nd but I guess I'm too old for that. LOL I told her to stop and he cleaned me up and dressed me. In and out in 30 minutes. I didn't even get my time. Rushed but no one else was there. Well it was a experience and it's over. Ava said she had only been there 3 weeks. She was just ready to get it over with and I kinda was too. Thanks for all the advice.

[GeezerX]

Heading to Los Angeles soon. Anything like MM out there that any of you know about. The forum for LA is difficult to figure out. Any help would be much appreciated. You guys sure do have it good in Orlando.

I live in LA, and I can say with confidence, there is nothing like MM out here. At least nothing that is on the radar. You can go to a booker, which requires you to divulge way more information about yourself to an illegal enterprise than I would feel comfortable with, or can get away from the central metro area, and take your chances:

- Orange County is a hub of many decent AMPs, some of which have Instagram accounts. The more popular girls may even have their own accounts. Most are not FS though. There are some FS parlors in the OC, but you will have to do research.

- The San Gabriel area also has a ton of AMPs, some of which are decent, but mostly older providers. I have not heard of anything close to MM even there. I think if there is, people might keep it a little more on the DL, since the local LE likes to bust the places.

- There are a few (not many) FS AMPs in the San Fernando Valley. Check out that forum for the latest, if you will be in the area. Most are older providers. One popular spot was apparently busted last week, which often causes them all to back off a little.

- There are a few (not many) FS AMPs in the South Bay, where Eco has been a top draw for 5 years now. I've personally had a great experience at Amy's in Gardena, but that was years ago. Amy's is one of the only AMPs I've been to in the last 20 years that has a shower (not a TS) - (other than a Nuru place in Costa Mesa that has since shut down).

- Oxnard has several well-reviewed FS AMPs, with quality providers. Still not up to MM standards, but probably your overall best bet for a no-hassle experience. Cherry Blossom is consistent, and the closest to an MM experience I've found, without the TS, and an older provider (there is often just one).

Another option is City of Industry. Although they do have some FS AMPs, they are mostly known for their high-mileage strip clubs, where FS is commonly available. Many guys prefer the option of being able to see and interact with the provider beforehand. Prices vary greatly, but generally, the VIP room plus tip will set you back $200 or more. Some clubs have 30-minute specials on slow days, and some dancers will not request a tip for FS in the VIP room. Synn is the probably the most popular, but Paradise and Deja Vu are also known for mileage. Spearmint Rhino has by far the hottest girls, but they also are the most expensive and will set you back $300-$500 on average. Synn has several clubs in other areas of LA Metro, and most of them are mileage-friendly.

LA is famous for bad traffic, so just be aware that a place that is only 15 miles away may take you an hour to get to, depending on the time and direction. Use maps to scope things out, and just know, you WILL be late. I know I-4 has gotten bad over the years, but it's got nothing on LA freeways.

The LA forums are also nowhere as informative as this one, because everyone is worried about busts. LA LE loves an AMP bust, and they often push a heavy charges (which are often later dropped) to get cooperation. It is brutal for owners, and they often just move on after that.

Good luck!

GeezerX.

[EveryDay J]

I went recently. New Asian mamasan with no English. She brought one girl in, I politely declined. Second girl came in, I asked the girl to send the lineup. Asian mamasan sent the lineup through, and picked Jessica (Same blonde hottie that has been there before). Same song and dance.

Was it this girl?

https://adultsearch.com/us/hawaii/ho...scorts/1867924

[LovesToDream13]

Currently there lineup is trash drove over there saw sky valtina.

Luz last girl can't remember her name all over 40 years old tooo.

Old for me I had to ask for line up and Mama San ask me why I bring girl I told her I want to pick she finally let me but I wasn't into any so I left went to milk and it was busy drove home full Maybe next week.

[Jeff1976]

One thing that was different for me was the casual dress all the ladies observed. QQ grated me in a completely see through teddy, walked naked (her, I wore my towel) to the shower. I also saw other ladies in various stages of dress while there, including one coming into the shower room naked while we were discussing those BBBJ letters. Neither one seemed to even take notice, stop, or even slow down.

Sounds like you had fun. The ladies, wandering around in various outfits, or without various outfits, is just called "marketing". The more eye candy you are able to notice, during your 45 minutes, the more likely you are, to see someone you will come back to visit. You will sometimes get little teasers of a 4 hands event, or even a two girl BBBJ in the TS, to stimulate your interests in a return visit. It's fully intentional, and it works pretty damn well (at least on me). A bunch of young hotties, giving you a free "value added" show is a great marketing tool. And free to them.

[Batman6969]

Had been out of town for a couple weeks so I couldn't wait to get some MM action. Went yesterday morning and Kiko paired me up with Mina. Hadn't seen her in quite a while and I had forgotten just how beautiful she really is. Started off with a nice TS with lots of grinding and a very extensive BBBJ. Back to the room she leaves to get the supplies and comes back with her little black case. I'm like uh oh I know what's in there. Sure enough she pulls out her little vibrator and says "I'm going to fuck your ass with this". I said "Oh no your not! So she started rubbing my cock with it and the started sucking my cock while pressing the vibrator on the base. OMG it worked and I shot a 2 week load down her throat in probably a minutes time. I was shocked it made me cum that fast and it was intense as fuck. She continued to suck my cock until she had gotten every last drop. I laid her on the table and kissed, licked and sucked my way down to her very wet pussy. Wasn't long before she was screaming "I cum baby, I cum baby!" I stood up threw on the cover and fucked this girl like it was my last fuck. She was screaming and I finally filled the hat. She immediately jumps up, pulls of the cover and sucked me dry once again. My knees damn near buckled!! She was obviously having a great time and so was I. Definitely worth a repeat. Oh, and Kiko was looking fine as fuck too in her little jump suit.

[Bjceb]

There was a provider who was a lesbian in Daytona who would pay for play with men, but absolutely would not do anything with a woman. Not for sure why she told me that because I didn't ask.

I think her girlfriend would consider that cheating but because she was didn't like men she was.

Perfectly fine that my penis was in her mouth. Funny how that crap works!

It's like in Boiler Room. "Don't pitch to *****. " These types of places don't want outside women around for various, obvious reasons. Main one being that women are more likely to respond emotionally if they feel done wrong. It's not worth the risk of them running to their uncle for whatever reason.

[DMan5555]

Decided to try Yo-yo out at king and glad I did she is a lot of fun. I will say I preferred Kiki but a great time none the less. We did the shower where she grinded her pussy all over me front and back then gave me some preview BBBJ. Back to the room we hit a few positions and I filled up the cover. Then a quick massage and round 2 all BBBJ. Great time will be back for more soon.

[Nudeed]

I have a close friend that knows I hobby and she asked if she could join me for a session, or even if there is a place where she can get a finish of her own. I started asking the places I frequent in my area, including places that rotate girls with NDS and King and all the girls refused my inquiry. They specifically said that they only see men and that the 2 girl play that they put in during 4 hands are just that, a play that they put on. I even tried walking in with my friend just to see what kind of response we would get and I got one of the deadliest stares I've ever seen from a girl that I've made cum dozens of times LOL. She later texted me saying that she put on that face to get the point across to my friend that they don't play with outside girls. Good luck to you, hopefully you will have better success than I did.

I've seen this listing on Craigslist. https://orlando.craigslist.org/hws/d...605790515.html.

[G Roller]

I have a close friend that knows I hobby and she asked if she could join me for a session, or even if there is a place where she can get a finish of her own. I started asking the places I frequent in my area, including places that rotate girls with NDS and King and all the girls refused my inquiry. They specifically said that they only see men and that the 2 girl play that they put in during 4 hands are just that, a play that they put on. I even tried walking in with my friend just to see what kind of response we would get and I got one of the deadliest stares I've ever seen from a girl that I've made cum dozens of times LOL. She later texted me saying that she put on that face to get the point across to my friend that they don't play with outside girls. Good luck to you, hopefully you will have better success than I did.

It's like in Boiler Room. "Don't pitch to *****. " These types of places don't want outside women around for various, obvious reasons. Main one being that women are more likely to respond emotionally if they feel done wrong. It's not worth the risk of them running to their uncle for whatever reason.

[Xxofe]

Headed out of town today on business, decided to get some milk on the way. I've read all your reports, and I admit I was torn between MM & NDS. Ultimately MM won out because it was less out of the way. Very happy about that visit.

With the fine advice given here I knew just what to do, and was prepared to get the best bang for my buck. Upon entering I proffered my offering to the goddess behind the window and was led in to be greeted by QQ. Or at least that is how I understood it. All previous reports about MM were as advertised. I studied my alphabet carefully and learned several letter combinations including, but not limited to. BBBJ, B2 B and TUMA in the shower. Plus back in the room we discussed our take on several positions before we came to an agreed settlement on the letters BBBJCIM.

One thing that was different for me was the casual dress all the ladies observed. QQ grated me in a completely see through teddy, walked naked (her, I wore my towel) to the shower. I also saw other ladies in various stages of dress while there, including one coming into the shower room naked while we were discussing those BBBJ letters. Neither one seemed to even take notice, stop, or even slow down.

Over all I can't wait to return, I'm having a terrible time with my spelling.

[LovesToDream13]

Anyone have the current line up??

This new mamasan blows won't give me names and just hangs up I don't want to travel from Davenport all the way if they have lane line up. Haven't seen too much reports I miss the Latina she was cool and always let me know who was in.

[Big In Japan]

I've been frequenting the AMPs around the Ocala area for years as it is very difficult to get the time to make the journey to the Orlando area. You guys are so lucky. Anyway, I finally have a chance to give them a shot. . My out of state grandkids are spending a few days at Disney World. I plan on driving down for 1 of those days and as much as I love them, a nice session on the way home sounds fantastic. My question is which of the AMPs that offer the $200 specials are the closet if you are going north from DW via the turnpyke? Any of you mongers that can help me out would be much appreciated. Feel free to PM or post on the board.

NDS is the closest to the turnpike. It's like a couple of miles from the Orange Blossom Trail exit.

[Wood Maker]

I've been frequenting the AMPs around the Ocala area for years as it is very difficult to get the time to make the journey to the Orlando area. You guys are so lucky. Anyway, I finally have a chance to give them a shot. . My out of state grandkids are spending a few days at Disney World. I plan on driving down for 1 of those days and as much as I love them, a nice session on the way home sounds fantastic. My question is which of the AMPs that offer the $200 specials are the closet if you are going north from DW via the turnpyke? Any of you mongers that can help me out would be much appreciated. Feel free to PM or post on the board.