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  1. #6451

    AriaAngel

    Everything said about AriaAngel previously on these boards is still very accurate. The tldr; you should definitely see her if you have the chance. But if you want my two cents:

    L. Around 5'7" with nice big fake boobs. Super slim, good ass, and a great figure. She definitely keeps herself in shape.

    A. Good vibes and very easy to talk to. It never got awkward and she never gave me an attitude. Some good fake passion and dirty talk to help with the mood.

    S. Awesome service! Lots of DFK and super energetic throughout. BBBJ is definitely a highlight as noted many times before. I'm a boob guy personally so I had the most fun just watching those things bounce in cowgirl and missionary. I never felt rushed either and we went two rounds because I definitely wanted to make the most of my time with her.

    E - $$$20 hr $$20 HH.

    Are. Without a doubt! This crew has never disappointed me yet and they continue to impress.

  2. #6450

    Hott_honey

    TOFTT. LOL.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/hott_honey


    Cute on her pics and VERY VERY so so in person but talks WAYYYY to much and then does the proverbial. "Oh we are almost out of time". Mind you she is the one controlling the conversation and I let her. I am not "that" guy to be mentioning time and rushing and the fact that SHE is the one yacking but this time I said, "Uh, I was just sitting here listening to you". Sooo, got started.

    BBBJ was lackluster. I even gave her instructions and. Meh. Insertion and coitus was nothing special at all. Like not at all.

    She has a very tall daddy around. Not rocket science to figure that one out. Meh, I will take the L. It happens.

  3. #6449

    Insanely ridiculous

    Quote Originally Posted by Punter3  [View Original Post]
    She must have a full schedule, even at her $480/ hr price point, because she hasn't responded to about a dozen emails. Young, blonde unicorns are worth chasing at least for one test drive, but seems everyone has the same thought.
    Insanely ridiculous how hot she is though.

  4. #6448

    Really hard to get

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesD2004  [View Original Post]
    She's playing hard to get. She might have posted one or two pictures that didn't show much. She took them off early on; you are flying blind. She says be patient; wait for your turn. But she is touring around Socal.
    She must have a full schedule, even at her $480/ hr price point, because she hasn't responded to about a dozen emails. Young, blonde unicorns are worth chasing at least for one test drive, but seems everyone has the same thought.

  5. #6447
    Quote Originally Posted by SsStuntCock  [View Original Post]
    WYSIWYG. But to be fair, she actually looked younger in real life. Some minor ink. Nothing distracting unless you're a prude or deep af in the pedo niche and the tats take away from that. Some uneven skin tone; maybe peeling from being sun burned. And I didn't care for the copious amounts of cover-up on her face. Overall, I recommend if you enjoy the young sun-kissed SoCal blonde aesthetic.

    True to her menu, though I'm highly suspicious it opens up if she clicks with you. Was surprised with her headgame for someone that young; and I questioned if I should've I'd'd her after the fact. Tongue-slapping and saliva-string DTBBBJ. She seemed multi-orgasmic and her juices flowed and body shuddered in 69. Her pussies was tight as it should be for her age. And she doesn't shy away from the dirty talk as she invited me in deeper to hit them angles and stretch her out. She may be new to the biz, but she's no stranger to her sexuality or how to submit to a man's lust.
    She's playing hard to get. She might have posted one or two pictures that didn't show much. She took them off early on; you are flying blind. She says be patient; wait for your turn. But she is touring around Socal.

  6. #6446
    Senior Member


    Posts: 452
    Quote Originally Posted by VeeCee3  [View Original Post]
    I need some intel on ElenaDee.

    Anybody seen her?

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ElenaDee
    She's got a small network (seven ratings) - did you reach out to any one of them?

    Probbably better there, as it's more secure via PM vs. Here in a more open setting.

    Just a thought.

  7. #6445

    ElenaDee

    I need some intel on ElenaDee.

    Anybody seen her?

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ElenaDee

  8. #6444

    PhoebeSkyy

    WYSIWYG. But to be fair, she actually looked younger in real life. Some minor ink. Nothing distracting unless you're a prude or deep af in the pedo niche and the tats take away from that. Some uneven skin tone; maybe peeling from being sun burned. And I didn't care for the copious amounts of cover-up on her face. Overall, I recommend if you enjoy the young sun-kissed SoCal blonde aesthetic.

    True to her menu, though I'm highly suspicious it opens up if she clicks with you. Was surprised with her headgame for someone that young; and I questioned if I should've I'd'd her after the fact. Tongue-slapping and saliva-string DTBBBJ. She seemed multi-orgasmic and her juices flowed and body shuddered in 69. Her pussies was tight as it should be for her age. And she doesn't shy away from the dirty talk as she invited me in deeper to hit them angles and stretch her out. She may be new to the biz, but she's no stranger to her sexuality or how to submit to a man's lust.

  9. #6443

    Jordanajin

    Any intel on this one?

  10. #6442

    CelesteShines

    Anyone seen her or have any intel?

  11. #6441

    Intel...

    She has always been one of my all-time favorites, since she first came on the seen. And still never was able to coordinate our schedules.

    Ace, Please DM me, so that I can ask you a few questions. Thank you.

    Quote Originally Posted by AceMcNasty  [View Original Post]
    Disagree somewhat.

    Heard there were some ROB reports later on but the only thing LB stole from me was my heart. And maybe 100 ounces of my nasty DNA ha ha ha. She was one of my BBFS regulars in the IE and I would schedule my business trips to SD so I could see her in Murietta when she posted on Hx. Incall, outcall, cardates yeah really enjoyed smashing that tiny little pale body and tight pussy of hers.



    Agree 100%.

    You can compare how skinny she was back then to her latest pool pic showing way more real estate in what used to be an ass so bony I avoided fucking her doggie style for fear of shattering my pelvis. She used to barely weigh the century mark so maybe the 143 in her handle signifies her present poundage LOL. That means she gained nearly 50% of her body weight.

    And no baby, Covid is over so these chicks can't claim Pandemic Pounds no more. That's Papa Johns Pizza Pounds baby! Maybe try her again to see if that badonk kadonk will clap for me LOL.

  12. #6440
    Quote Originally Posted by HoeWhisperer  [View Original Post]
    As long as you guys keep paying the highest rate in that group to see her she's not going to get any better.
    First and last time, yeah. Would encourage other people to not even bother with SaraSmile.

  13. #6439
    Quote Originally Posted by HoeWhisperer  [View Original Post]
    As long as you guys keep paying the highest rate in that group to see her she's not going to get any better.
    What's her rate these days? 250 hhr still?

  14. #6438
    Quote Originally Posted by Castoroyl  [View Original Post]
    Sarasmile's tits are really starting to hit the wall. Walked out of the session feeling like this. Doesn't help that she doesn't even fake any passion in her performance.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Oq-XtDdsM
    Whaaaaat? Are they really starting to sag? I saw her once so far last year and they were lovely.

  15. #6437
    Quote Originally Posted by TheZorak  [View Original Post]
    Her write-up says that she has fake tits, but in her photos they look real. Could you tell on that?
    Felt amazing, looked amazing.

    They looked and felt real. Not bolt on fake tits.

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