Massage Parlor Reports

**TomTomS** · 04-19-23 12:32

Originally Posted by Jubilation [View Original Post]

Decided to check out the AMP establishment next to the nostalgic burger / bar joint in Tualatin, a block south of MickeyD's. Rose Massage hours are posted as 0900-2200/ seven days (though when I've been enjoying a burger next door, I've seen them shut down at 2130).

After dropping plastic on the counter w / Mama-san to cover the house, luck of the draw introduced me to a sweet petite (5') pneumatic 30-something imported from the Middle Kingdom using 'Emily' as a handle. All huggy-bear, kissy-face with closed lips at first during the massage phase, she was very receptive to fondling and opened up every which way. Soon, Something Came Up, and we discussed finding a warm wet place for Mister Happy. Very enthusiastic with DATY then mutual engagement, though she had no galoshes (which I provided: BYO, guys).

Afterwards, she took great care of Mister Happy.

Highly recommended, and will return. Ask for 'Emily'!

Can't believe with all the active posting here (thanks!) in the city known for WEIRD, this might be the only good AMP in the area (table shower, fbsm, BBBJ, lfk)! Will be in Portland Wed-Sat but may sit this city out.

**TomTomS** · 04-19-23 12:22

Originally Posted by Jubilation [View Original Post]

Decided to check out the AMP establishment next to the nostalgic burger / bar joint in Tualatin, a block south of MickeyD's. Rose Massage hours are posted as 0900-2200/ seven days (though when I've been enjoying a burger next door, I've seen them shut down at 2130).

After dropping plastic on the counter w / Mama-san to cover the house, luck of the draw introduced me to a sweet petite (5') pneumatic 30-something imported from the Middle Kingdom using 'Emily' as a handle. All huggy-bear, kissy-face with closed lips at first during the massage phase, she was very receptive to fondling and opened up every which way. Soon, Something Came Up, and we discussed finding a warm wet place for Mister Happy. Very enthusiastic with DATY then mutual engagement, though she had no galoshes (which I provided: BYO, guys).

Afterwards, she took great care of Mister Happy.

Highly recommended, and will return. Ask for 'Emily'!

I can't believe with all the posting activity here (thanks!) in the city known for weird, this might be the only reliable source for AMP in the area (Table shower, BBBJ, LFK). But was it $$ total or less (or more)? Will be in Portland Wed-Sat but with no k-orgs, might sit this city out.

**Dopeman420** · 04-19-23 03:03

Highly recommend seeing Vivansgotvibes from TNA https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....slot-available!-Let-my-touch-release-your-tension-and-help-you-sleep-%26%23128564%3 B.

Also Maple in Vancouver has been very good lately.

**Hunterr** · 04-19-23 01:46

Originally Posted by BillJ1984 [View Original Post]

Arrived on time showered and ready to go. Asked for hhr. I got a massage that was medium hard she pretty much slid her elbow up and down my spine for about 2 minutes and the rest of the time she was throwing elbows at my ass. Felt like macho man randy savage landing elbows on me. The girl was personality was nice, and she wa skinny so I was looking forward to the flip. 30 minutes later the elbowing was over. She spanked my ass and said ok all done honey and ran out the room. I waited and thought she would come back and never did. I got up and asked her to come back and said can I get some extras? And she pointed at my chub, she was like no sorry not here. Anyways I don't recommend this place and my butt cheeks are sore from what felt like a WWE match.

You should have read my review first.

**KsFollower** · 04-19-23 01:45

I've tried reaching out to her in the past. She's responded sometimes, but I could never land an appointment with her. Hopefully you have better luck than I.

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

I haven't since before the pandemic. She was always pretty decent for the price. Her hour massage was $100 and you could fuck her for $180. Back then she was kinda sloppy fat. Supper nice. Excellent massage. Solid fuck. Only issue was pussy was a bit stinky so no DATY for me.

Now it looks like she has lost weight and looks to be in decent shape. But now she is $180 for massage and $330 to fuck. $330 is over what I would pay for most TNA providers. Maybe the massage makes it worth it. Anyone?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....d-NEW-PICTURES!AMAZING-cute-Busty-SUPER-PRIVATE-incall- (HR180).

**Hunterr** · 04-19-23 01:44

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

I haven't since before the pandemic. She was always pretty decent for the price. Her hour massage was $100 and you could fuck her for $180. Back then she was kinda sloppy fat. Supper nice. Excellent massage. Solid fuck. Only issue was pussy was a bit stinky so no DATY for me.

Now it looks like she has lost weight and looks to be in decent shape. But now she is $180 for massage and $330 to fuck. $330 is over what I would pay for most TNA providers. Maybe the massage makes it worth it. Anyone?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....d-NEW-PICTURES!AMAZING-cute-Busty-SUPER-PRIVATE-incall- (HR180).

I've seen her twice in the last two months. She's lost a lot of weight, looks good. Decent massage and VIP gets you BBBJ and cfs.

**Jubilation** · 04-19-23 00:33

Decided to check out the AMP establishment next to the nostalgic burger / bar joint in Tualatin, a block south of MickeyD's. Rose Massage hours are posted as 0900-2200/ seven days (though when I've been enjoying a burger next door, I've seen them shut down at 2130).

After dropping plastic on the counter w / Mama-san to cover the house, luck of the draw introduced me to a sweet petite (5') pneumatic 30-something imported from the Middle Kingdom using 'Emily' as a handle. All huggy-bear, kissy-face with closed lips at first during the massage phase, she was very receptive to fondling and opened up every which way. Soon, Something Came Up, and we discussed finding a warm wet place for Mister Happy. Very enthusiastic with DATY then mutual engagement, though she had no galoshes (which I provided: BYO, guys).

Afterwards, she took great care of Mister Happy.

Highly recommended, and will return. Ask for 'Emily'!

**Zippy69** · 04-18-23 18:49

I haven't since before the pandemic. She was always pretty decent for the price. Her hour massage was $100 and you could fuck her for $180. Back then she was kinda sloppy fat. Supper nice. Excellent massage. Solid fuck. Only issue was pussy was a bit stinky so no DATY for me.

Now it looks like she has lost weight and looks to be in decent shape. But now she is $180 for massage and $330 to fuck. $330 is over what I would pay for most TNA providers. Maybe the massage makes it worth it. Anyone?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....d-NEW-PICTURES!AMAZING-cute-Busty-SUPER-PRIVATE-incall- (HR180).

**Amp Guide** · 04-18-23 12:30

New shop. Anyone been there yet.

I hate cold table showers. Previous poster was right about the hollywood place. Cold table shower is super annoying. You have to keep the hot water on the body. Multiple jets but most girls just do not put the effort into it like it was 10 years ago. Sad. I used to love the table showers. But now. Its too cold the water temp is not right. And they lay the wand down and your freezing again. Just takes the stiffness out of the peter.

Just wish spring would get here.

Still hard to sometimes access this site via comcast. But in vancouver it comes up on comcast. So strange its a portland thing I guess.

**Trumpeter** · 04-17-23 21:59

I had a table shower recently at Wellness Massage on 13th in Vancouver that was pleasant. The water was warm and she washed me thoroughly. There wasn't much teasing, but it was still good and was included in the $ 60-hour house fee.

Originally Posted by Dave89 [View Original Post]

I got the table shower at Hollywood a few years ago. It sounded super fun, and I imagined the gal giggling as soap suds flew. And the reality was a freezing-cold table to lay on that was more like one of those cement things funeral homes use to dress the body. The room was cold. The water was also cold because they don't leave the hot water heater turned on. It's just turned on when someone asks for the table shower (we did stuff in the massage room while it warmed up, but it still only warmed up to lukewarm). And they used this industrial-strength strawberry shampoo as a body wash - - the kind that smells so strongly your eyes bleed.

This should be a fun thing, but I have never seen a place where it actually was, ya know, pleasant in any way.

(I'll still happily use the regular shower to freshen up before a session).

**OregonStag** · 04-17-23 21:54

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

I hit up was in Seattle. Felt like Saigon. What a hard body. Fucked me good it was in a shit hole. Everyone knew what was going on. It was also kind of a weird place. Very make shift. But this girl was a 10 in the body. Any position and it was cheap. So clean and nice she was.

Not much like that in Portland. The girls know what they are worth. We need s supply of white girls just off the turnip truck. I miss those girls. Spokane was full of them a long time ago So many new places. They pop up faster than I can pop a load and the girls change so fast. One cannot keep up who is where. And too many grannies around.

Good luck all. Stay safe and ask for new sheets. No need to lay on some other persons spurts.

Some locating details would be highly appreciated.

**WestSidePunter** · 04-17-23 20:56

Originally Posted by Dave89 [View Original Post]

This should be a fun thing, but I have never seen a place where it actually was, ya know, pleasant in any way.

Great Spa, Glendale AZ. It will change your mind in a big way.

**Dave89** · 04-17-23 20:28

Originally Posted by Abkbk [View Original Post]

Shower is a make-shift shower stall in the restroom with make-shift plumbing with a sump pump. Seeing several other AMPs with make-shift plumbing like that, guess it's the cheap and quick way to put it together. Never used that shower at Hart, only saw it when I had to take a piss before a session.

I got the table shower at Hollywood a few years ago. It sounded super fun, and I imagined the gal giggling as soap suds flew. And the reality was a freezing-cold table to lay on that was more like one of those cement things funeral homes use to dress the body. The room was cold. The water was also cold because they don't leave the hot water heater turned on. It's just turned on when someone asks for the table shower (we did stuff in the massage room while it warmed up, but it still only warmed up to lukewarm). And they used this industrial-strength strawberry shampoo as a body wash - - the kind that smells so strongly your eyes bleed.

This should be a fun thing, but I have never seen a place where it actually was, ya know, pleasant in any way.

(I'll still happily use the regular shower to freshen up before a session).

**Abkbk** · 04-17-23 01:22

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

There were some reviews on RM that mentioned a table shower. I asked her if they had one and she said no, so they're all fake.

Shower is a make-shift shower stall in the restroom with make-shift plumbing with a sump pump. Seeing several other AMPs with make-shift plumbing like that, guess it's the cheap and quick way to put it together. Never used that shower at Hart, only saw it when I had to take a piss before a session.