Massage Parlor Reports

**Jubilation** · 04-19-23 00:33

Decided to check out the AMP establishment next to the nostalgic burger / bar joint in Tualatin, a block south of MickeyD's. Rose Massage hours are posted as 0900-2200/ seven days (though when I've been enjoying a burger next door, I've seen them shut down at 2130).

After dropping plastic on the counter w / Mama-san to cover the house, luck of the draw introduced me to a sweet petite (5') pneumatic 30-something imported from the Middle Kingdom using 'Emily' as a handle. All huggy-bear, kissy-face with closed lips at first during the massage phase, she was very receptive to fondling and opened up every which way. Soon, Something Came Up, and we discussed finding a warm wet place for Mister Happy. Very enthusiastic with DATY then mutual engagement, though she had no galoshes (which I provided: BYO, guys).

Afterwards, she took great care of Mister Happy.

Highly recommended, and will return. Ask for 'Emily'!

**Zippy69** · 04-18-23 18:49

I haven't since before the pandemic. She was always pretty decent for the price. Her hour massage was $100 and you could fuck her for $180. Back then she was kinda sloppy fat. Supper nice. Excellent massage. Solid fuck. Only issue was pussy was a bit stinky so no DATY for me.

Now it looks like she has lost weight and looks to be in decent shape. But now she is $180 for massage and $330 to fuck. $330 is over what I would pay for most TNA providers. Maybe the massage makes it worth it. Anyone?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....d-NEW-PICTURES!AMAZING-cute-Busty-SUPER-PRIVATE-incall- (HR180).

**Amp Guide** · 04-18-23 12:30

New shop. Anyone been there yet.

I hate cold table showers. Previous poster was right about the hollywood place. Cold table shower is super annoying. You have to keep the hot water on the body. Multiple jets but most girls just do not put the effort into it like it was 10 years ago. Sad. I used to love the table showers. But now. Its too cold the water temp is not right. And they lay the wand down and your freezing again. Just takes the stiffness out of the peter.

Just wish spring would get here.

Still hard to sometimes access this site via comcast. But in vancouver it comes up on comcast. So strange its a portland thing I guess.

**Trumpeter** · 04-17-23 21:59

I had a table shower recently at Wellness Massage on 13th in Vancouver that was pleasant. The water was warm and she washed me thoroughly. There wasn't much teasing, but it was still good and was included in the $ 60-hour house fee.

Originally Posted by Dave89 [View Original Post]

I got the table shower at Hollywood a few years ago. It sounded super fun, and I imagined the gal giggling as soap suds flew. And the reality was a freezing-cold table to lay on that was more like one of those cement things funeral homes use to dress the body. The room was cold. The water was also cold because they don't leave the hot water heater turned on. It's just turned on when someone asks for the table shower (we did stuff in the massage room while it warmed up, but it still only warmed up to lukewarm). And they used this industrial-strength strawberry shampoo as a body wash - - the kind that smells so strongly your eyes bleed.

This should be a fun thing, but I have never seen a place where it actually was, ya know, pleasant in any way.

(I'll still happily use the regular shower to freshen up before a session).

**OregonStag** · 04-17-23 21:54

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

I hit up was in Seattle. Felt like Saigon. What a hard body. Fucked me good it was in a shit hole. Everyone knew what was going on. It was also kind of a weird place. Very make shift. But this girl was a 10 in the body. Any position and it was cheap. So clean and nice she was.

Not much like that in Portland. The girls know what they are worth. We need s supply of white girls just off the turnip truck. I miss those girls. Spokane was full of them a long time ago So many new places. They pop up faster than I can pop a load and the girls change so fast. One cannot keep up who is where. And too many grannies around.

Good luck all. Stay safe and ask for new sheets. No need to lay on some other persons spurts.

Some locating details would be highly appreciated.

**WestSidePunter** · 04-17-23 20:56

Originally Posted by Dave89 [View Original Post]

This should be a fun thing, but I have never seen a place where it actually was, ya know, pleasant in any way.

Great Spa, Glendale AZ. It will change your mind in a big way.

**Dave89** · 04-17-23 20:28

Originally Posted by Abkbk [View Original Post]

Shower is a make-shift shower stall in the restroom with make-shift plumbing with a sump pump. Seeing several other AMPs with make-shift plumbing like that, guess it's the cheap and quick way to put it together. Never used that shower at Hart, only saw it when I had to take a piss before a session.

I got the table shower at Hollywood a few years ago. It sounded super fun, and I imagined the gal giggling as soap suds flew. And the reality was a freezing-cold table to lay on that was more like one of those cement things funeral homes use to dress the body. The room was cold. The water was also cold because they don't leave the hot water heater turned on. It's just turned on when someone asks for the table shower (we did stuff in the massage room while it warmed up, but it still only warmed up to lukewarm). And they used this industrial-strength strawberry shampoo as a body wash - - the kind that smells so strongly your eyes bleed.

This should be a fun thing, but I have never seen a place where it actually was, ya know, pleasant in any way.

(I'll still happily use the regular shower to freshen up before a session).

**Abkbk** · 04-17-23 01:22

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

There were some reviews on RM that mentioned a table shower. I asked her if they had one and she said no, so they're all fake.

Shower is a make-shift shower stall in the restroom with make-shift plumbing with a sump pump. Seeing several other AMPs with make-shift plumbing like that, guess it's the cheap and quick way to put it together. Never used that shower at Hart, only saw it when I had to take a piss before a session.

**Trumpeter** · 04-16-23 15:06

Originally Posted by Domekak [View Original Post]

I've been going to Green Touch for awhile and I've never met Emma. She must be new. Sounds like a firecracker. Was she cute?

As far as looks, she was OK. For me, she's a 6.

**Domekak** · 04-15-23 21:52

I've been going to Green Touch for awhile and I've never met Emma. She must be new. Sounds like a firecracker. Was she cute?

**Trumpeter** · 04-15-23 12:49

This data is a few days old, but I think still worth posting. My current favorite is between stores and I was wanting a good massage and decided to take a look at what's available in the vicinity.

Green Touch on Cornell and Saltzman. Small, wearing sweats, and couldn't determine her body shape. Definitely was not dressed to impress. Decent looking and probably in her 40's. Was very aggressive in trying to get me to stay and immediately offered a $10 discount from the $70 house fee and she saw I was going to walk.

New place on Joy. Still the short heavy one. I was thinking of taking one for the team to check the place out but decided to go see what else was out there. I've heard there's a taller one there too, but I haven't seen her.

Lucky on Cornell. Short, a bit thick, unattractive and scary make-up. Quickly moved on.

Wangchao Foot Massage on Cornell. Wearing tights and slender. Wearing mask, but had pretty eyes and hair. I've never stayed at this place and don't know what to expect.

JC Massage on 185th. Average looking, wearing sweats but not thick.

Foot Spa on TV Hwy. Wearing a mask and probably in her 40's. Difficult to tell her shape with the clothes she was wearing. Had a pretty face from what I could see with her mask. The strange thing is that after I left it seems like she looked more Latina that Asian, but I just expected Asian's so I didn't talk to her enough to know.

Fang Aroma on TV Hwy. Wearing a short skirt and in her 50's. Not attractive at all and tried reasonably hard to get me to stay. Standard house fee is $60/ hour. The last time I had checked in here a few months ago that had raised it to $70 so it was good to see they were back down. I was hoping someone else would be there, but I was told she was in China and would be back in a couple of months. I don't trust that and expect she was just saying "I'm the only one available".

Asian Flowers on Hart. Finally, a good looking provider. She had a pretty face and was wearing tight pants and a white shirt that accentuated her large breasts. They're also one of the rare places at $60/ hour. When I first walked in there was another monger sitting in their weird lobby. I immediately turned around and walked out. On the way to my car I noticed he had walked out too. Probably didn't like waiting in the exposed area. I was hoping he left but then saw that he was just waiting in his car. After driving here, I still wanted to see what the talent was and went back in. This time she came out. She seemed a bit surprised the other guy wasn't there and told me she was busy and I would need to wait 30 minutes. There were some reviews on RM that mentioned a table shower. I asked her if they had one and she said no, so they're all fake. If I hadn't been second in line, I probably would have stayed to try her out.

Wellness Foot Massage on Allen. Wearing a mask but was thin and wearing thicker tights and from what I could see looked nice.

Beaverton Foot Spa across from Wellness on 124th. Wearing a short black cocktail dress. Pretty face and probably around 40. Didn't seem to care if I stayed or not and acted like I had interrupted something. I thought at first maybe she was with somebody but then I noticed she was wearing ear buds so I think she was on her own doing something else.

Hong Kong on Beaverton Hillsdale. A 50's something that was short, round, and unattractive greeted me at the door. Was not tempted to stay but then she asked me to stay and called for the other girl. I was hoping for the young pretty one to step out, but the next one wasn't much better except that she spoke better English.

I made a bad decision and decided to go back to Green Touch. She said she had real massage training and I was expecting that the sweats were something she was wearing to stay warm in the shop and she would change into something better for a session. I don't mind if they try to get me to stay and like the idea of being seduced. She stayed in her sweats the whole time. The massage was OK. I told her I wanted a deep massage and she walked on my back from a while. On the flip she wanted a lot for a basic ending. We agreed with $60. The thing that was odd was that she said that I'm her boyfriend now and I could go across the street to CVS and buy her some shampoo. I think she said here name is Emma. When we got started she offered a four hands but said the other girl was fat and ugly. Not much of a sales pitch. I don't understand girls like this that don't seem to understand the benefits of a repeat customer because of course, I'm never seeing her again and was happy to get out of there.

**BillJ1984** · 04-15-23 12:43

Arrived on time showered and ready to go. Asked for hhr. I got a massage that was medium hard she pretty much slid her elbow up and down my spine for about 2 minutes and the rest of the time she was throwing elbows at my ass. Felt like macho man randy savage landing elbows on me. The girl was personality was nice, and she wa skinny so I was looking forward to the flip. 30 minutes later the elbowing was over. She spanked my ass and said ok all done honey and ran out the room. I waited and thought she would come back and never did. I got up and asked her to come back and said can I get some extras? And she pointed at my chub, she was like no sorry not here. Anyways I don't recommend this place and my butt cheeks are sore from what felt like a WWE match.

**Amp Guide** · 04-14-23 16:37

I hit up was in Seattle. Felt like Saigon. What a hard body. Fucked me good it was in a shit hole. Everyone knew what was going on. It was also kind of a weird place. Very make shift. But this girl was a 10 in the body. Any position and it was cheap. So clean and nice she was.

Not much like that in Portland. The girls know what they are worth. We need s supply of white girls just off the turnip truck. I miss those girls. Spokane was full of them a long time ago So many new places. They pop up faster than I can pop a load and the girls change so fast. One cannot keep up who is where. And too many grannies around.

Good luck all. Stay safe and ask for new sheets. No need to lay on some other persons spurts.

**AmaznAzn** · 04-14-23 14:46

Originally Posted by Jy2019 [View Original Post]

Anyone know of authentic Vietnamese MPs in the area? Thanks in advance.

I've visited just about every shop in the area and have yet to come by any V shops, 99% are Chinese.

**FoolOfATook** · 04-13-23 21:25

Checked this place out for the first time. Was greeted by a 20's something cute girl wearing a dress. Good sign. Paid an average rate for a 30 minute massage. The massage itself was rather relaxing. Only after 15 or so minutes of a very formal massage was there any teasing. On the flip she went straight for junior. No haggling. No other services offered even after I inquired.

With the entrance being right on a busy street and the lack of variety to the menu, I probably won't return unless a relaxing massage is my priority.