Massage Parlor Reports

[Ulysses75]

Sometimes I feel like I need to hold someone's hand and lead them into the front door. And if someone want trees trimmed, yards perfectly mowed, windows cleaned, carpets newly shampooed, well all that shit cost $$ . If that's what's expected then expect to pay more.

You're saying that it is too much to ask for a business to have a semi-professional public face? At the prices being charged today? The incredibly unprofessional, dirty, and shady practices of the AMPs are why so many of us just stay home.

[Member #6999]

AMP is different than escort imo. They are typically in and out in a month or two and each girl typically has their own price and do's / don'ts. This isn't best buy where prices are set and you get this item. For the most part each parlor has its niche, do some readying and research on your own, the information is there. I just get tired of newbies coming in wanting spoon fed info when it's there with a little bit of reading on here.

Sometimes I feel like I need to hold someone's hand and lead them into the front door. And if someone want trees trimmed, yards perfectly mowed, windows cleaned, carpets newly shampooed, well all that shit cost $$ . If that's what's expected then expect to pay more.

[EasyLivin]

Not just me but for every new person. I will try to share my experiences in hopes of preventing someone else from wasting their money. I do understand that TOFTT is a term used on here quite a bit. So why not make a thread of TOFTT and listing everything as a knowledge base?

AMP is different than escort imo. They are typically in and out in a month or two and each girl typically has their own price and do's / don'ts. This isn't best buy where prices are set and you get this item. For the most part each parlor has its niche, do some readying and research on your own, the information is there. I just get tired of newbies coming in wanting spoon fed info when it's there with a little bit of reading on here.

[LittleDickMan87]

Last three times I was there an older, short, Asian woman answered the door. I asked who was there and she said it was just her. I shook my head and proceeded to leave and she yelled at me on the way out.

I'm sorry, it is my hard earned money and I'd rather not waste it.

Maybe its improved as this was about 40 days ago..

A lot of these places need to put a little money into the storefront at least or a class on manners. If they don't care about the outside and the safety of the "guests" then I would say they don't care about much that goes on the inside of the establishment. I don't have to have a Taj Mahal but it least needs to look presentable.

[LittleDickMan87]

You're asking for a lot. This place is for sharing info, but people here have also spent a lot of money on good and bad experiences each though teaching something. You just expect everyone to spill every single little thing when it's their hard earned money they're spending to figure things out so you don't have to?

Not just me but for every new person. I will try to share my experiences in hopes of preventing someone else from wasting their money. I do understand that TOFTT is a term used on here quite a bit. So why not make a thread of TOFTT and listing everything as a knowledge base?

[EasyLivin]

I was going to go there in February but when I saw the location, in the back of a parking lot behind a car care center I believe, I thought better of it.

I actually went to Xin Spa and had a nice experience. Two ladies, one younger. I got a decent massage, a hot stone massage, but the older lady did the HE.

It's a true bummer that all the ads show hot asian girls there and you get there and their grandmother is actually the one there.

The very first one I went to in Louisville was, I think, Empire Spa, and it was an older lady and I paid for an hour and got 35 minutes and no HE at all. She asked for a tip and I said, for what, and walked out.

Then I went to a couple of others who looked very sketchy and ended up at Xin Spa.

I also did one in Jeffersonville and it was an older lady with strong hands and she got me off in like 3 minutes. The other place I went to was Island Breeze in New Albany and the lady wanted $100 for HE and $200 for BJ and I asked if she did FS and she shook her head. I only have $50 and gave it to her for HE and she did it but didn't seem happy. They had a table shower but never offered.

It seems these places are so inconsistent. I would like to see a comprehensive listing of every AMP in the Louisville / Indiana area with opinions on service and a listing of services and prices that were paid.

You're asking for a lot. This place is for sharing info, but people here have also spent a lot of money on good and bad experiences each though teaching something. You just expect everyone to spill every single little thing when it's their hard earned money they're spending to figure things out so you don't have to?

[LittleDickMan87]

She is totally legit and you have nothing to worry about from her or anyone in that office. CeCe does the same thing, and I have been seeing her for years. Amanda is super nice. This is the office I most recommend. They have that light screening process, but for good reason. Trust and believe me when I tell you it is 100% legit and safe, and well worth it.

I'm planning to see Amanda soon and she's been super to converse with by text. I had no idea she had anyone else but the thing has been super vague including her ads on Rub Rankings. I have no idea is she's just doing massage or offering anything else. I did see something on here that said she did a regular HE but on other visits maybe more. She has super yummy looking breasts. Maybe I'll get to see them and more.

[LittleDickMan87]

Guys if you haven't been for awhile I'd suggest a visit over there. 2 very very pretty girls working there now. Personally I think better looking than IB in my opinion. Either girl there gives me a hard on just by smiling. BTW, neither speaks a like of English.

Will definitely try it and let you know. What did you get there? Just a HE or FS?

[LittleDickMan87]

Hello fellow mongers! First off, a big thanks to those of you who have posted good reviews over the years. I have been following the Louisville threads for years. I guess it's time for me to do my part. All of these providers have been reviewed before but here are my experiences.

Kristen.

https://rubmd.com/louisville-ky/5716...b-e85636e7ea7d

She was my first foray back into this hobby since around 2010. I had never been through a verification process before so I was a little surprised when she asked for that. I expressed my concerns to her, the response was sarcastic and bordering on rude. However, I overcame my reluctance and made the appointment. Her office is in a very open and busy location. To say I was a little hesitant would be an understatement. Again, I overcame my nerves and eventually made it on to the table. Kristen is cute (7/10), short, and curvy with average sized perky breasts. Her personality (7/10), once we both got comfortable, was actually very good. The rub was ok (6/10) and the standard finish was very good (7. 5/10). She seemed to be completely focused on junior and she made him very happy. I saw her a second time but because of the limited menu have not repeated since. If she offered more (CBJ, BBBJ, FS), I would definitely go back.

Karma.

https://rubmd.com/louisville-ky/f326...97722fb5?ref=p

I had a good experience with Karma. She is an attractive (7. 5/10) and curvy (in a good way) lady with beautiful large breasts. Her personality (7/10) was friendly but direct. The rub (8/10) was relaxing and she teased junior throughout the process. By the time she began the standard finish (8/10), I was ready to pop but she was able to bring me back from the edge multiple times before I finally exploded. All that being said, when I saw her post a fellow monger's picture on one of her ads, I reluctantly decided it was not a good idea to repeat. I just can't take the risk.

Yes, Samantha was my first time with an actual non-AMP. I picked her because of the pictures of her and her large breasts. They were covered in the picture but they were spectacular in person. I'm sure at least D if not DD. She rubbed them all over me and it felt amazing. I didn't notice any pooch. I'd say she is a size 4-7. Her hair is blonde but has some gray in it. A little bummed by the mask, but that's what she wants to do so no big deal. I'm guessing I got the standard finish but would like to go back for more. Didn't get to COT I did tip her well and complemented her and gave her a hug on leaving. I will say that when you text her she has no tolerance for many questions. So be brief and to the point. I'm new to this so I have a lot of questions. She's not about that. I do think she quoted me a little high. Especially if you figure in the tip. There are others that provide FS for less. But like granddaddy said -- you get what you pay for.

[LittleDickMan87]

Anyone been to Stress Away lately?

Wondering what the talent is like.

I was going to go there in February but when I saw the location, in the back of a parking lot behind a car care center I believe, I thought better of it.

I actually went to Xin Spa and had a nice experience. Two ladies, one younger. I got a decent massage, a hot stone massage, but the older lady did the HE.

It's a true bummer that all the ads show hot asian girls there and you get there and their grandmother is actually the one there.

The very first one I went to in Louisville was, I think, Empire Spa, and it was an older lady and I paid for an hour and got 35 minutes and no HE at all. She asked for a tip and I said, for what, and walked out.

Then I went to a couple of others who looked very sketchy and ended up at Xin Spa.

I also did one in Jeffersonville and it was an older lady with strong hands and she got me off in like 3 minutes. The other place I went to was Island Breeze in New Albany and the lady wanted $100 for HE and $200 for BJ and I asked if she did FS and she shook her head. I only have $50 and gave it to her for HE and she did it but didn't seem happy. They had a table shower but never offered.

It seems these places are so inconsistent. I would like to see a comprehensive listing of every AMP in the Louisville / Indiana area with opinions on service and a listing of services and prices that were paid.

[LittleDickMan87]

New to this site and new to "mongering" but can some of you "pros" give some of us new guys some tips.

1. Where is the best place to go to get the best experience and the best Bang for our buck?

2. Which places have the prettiest girls -- or is there such a thing?

3. Which paces actually go beyond the HE and offer more and a bonus question -- what are the 'tipping" charges for each of those services?

[Beringer]

Anyone been to Stress Away lately?

Wondering what the talent is like.

Last three times I was there an older, short, Asian woman answered the door. I asked who was there and she said it was just her. I shook my head and proceeded to leave and she yelled at me on the way out.

I'm sorry, it is my hard earned money and I'd rather not waste it.

Maybe its improved as this was about 40 days ago.

Good luck!

B.

[DjangosTigerr]

Yes. Unfortunately not everyone knows what Eva's on 10th street is. I fall into that category. What is it called? Sorry for asking it's just that I'm not really a AMP guy that knows all of the places.

No worries. I have never been there either. From my understanding it is Jeffersonville. Across the bridge in Indiana.

[Member #6999]

Yes. Unfortunately not everyone knows what Eva's on 10th street is. I fall into that category. What is it called? Sorry for asking it's just that I'm not really a AMP guy that knows all of the places.

Corner of tenth and French street Jeffersonville Indiana. Surely you can google that. I don't know exact address. Look for open sign, White House on corner. Park in back. Don't expect boom boom it won't happen there.

[Caterham]

If you drill down to the original post you will see.

Yes. Unfortunately not everyone knows what Eva's on 10th street is. I fall into that category. What is it called? Sorry for asking it's just that I'm not really a AMP guy that knows all of the places.