Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

I was in Renton for the weekend and decided to visit a couple MP's recommended here. Do not recall the names of either of the women however stopped in at Fortune spa. The first night followed by Relaxing station at the next as I chose a hotel in the area. My recommendation is to go to both.

Fortune spa was an beautiful woman with a smoking body who really made sure I was satisfied. Zero complaints with service.

Relaxing station, had an absolute stunning young beauty come to the room who again did not disappoint. I could not have imagined a better body. Cathy is warmed up quickly.

Welcome, thanks for the report.

Could you share whether they were HJ, BJ, and / or FS? Rates? Massage quality? Age? The more details the better others can gauge whether it's worth the trip.

Otherwise, it sounds like you’re an AMP owner trying to promote them here. The fact that your acct has only two posts, both hyping two different cities will make people think that, too.

[Rossy350]

I was in Renton for the weekend and decided to visit a couple MP's recommended here. Do not recall the names of either of the women however stopped in at Fortune spa. The first night followed by Relaxing station at the next as I chose a hotel in the area. My recommendation is to go to both.

Fortune spa was an beautiful woman with a smoking body who really made sure I was satisfied. Zero complaints with service.

Relaxing station, had an absolute stunning young beauty come to the room who again did not disappoint. I could not have imagined a better body. Cathy is warmed up quickly.

[CJH1956]

Emma told me MM is Open. I haven't driven by yet. Your call whether you consider her "reliable. ".

It's open. I have a nasty cold / flu so I haven't stopped in. I have no idea what remodeling she's done or who's working there.

[AussieFury]

Never mind. I circled back later in the day and asked. It's supposed to reopen 1 May. Also:

In the collection of businesses on the SW corner of 38th and Pac Ave, there's a new shop: Spring Massage. Not open yet, but possibly soon. No hours or phone number on the doors yet, like at so many places, and it doesn't show up when I search Google or maps.

Yeah. She says it needs to pass fire inspection so they're bringing it up to code.

Still possible to get in there discreetly right now if she knows you, tho.

[AussieFury]

Hello Gents.

Have not posted in a while. Still not happy how the M&M & Pinee situation went down. Took the sails right out of me I committed to just writing about Vancouver BC but I think I will try to give info to the group. With that said I am sad to see Angela go at Lotus she is a true professional. As always YMMV but if you get to see her, she is perfect.

Stay safe Gents.

Shout out to Aussie thanks again,.

I'm bummed Angela's trip is so short, too. I've seen her twice already and will be going back today for more. She reminds me of Yoyo.

[AussieFury]

Emma told me MM is Open. I haven't driven by yet. Your call whether you consider her "reliable. ".

[AussieFury]

The girls from China, 99% are flown into Flushing and then sent out from there. I have a reliable source. M $ M opening up tomorrow?

Sure. Yeah. That makes total sense! Why fly from PEK to SEA or LAX or SFO when you can pay extra for every flight to go all the way to the other side of the USA to the vibrant metropolis of Flushing?

Many of the girls come direct to Seattle. They're jetlagged when they arrive. Most others go to or through LAX.

Want to shill for Flushing? There's a NY section.

[CJH1956]

Hey Aussie,

Do you have any news on what might be happening here? The big banner that was on the fence is gone, as well as most of the signage on the house. I saw a few people working on the yard this morning. Is it closing for good?

Never mind. I circled back later in the day and asked. It's supposed to reopen 1 May. Also:

In the collection of businesses on the SW corner of 38th and Pac Ave, there's a new shop: Spring Massage. Not open yet, but possibly soon. No hours or phone number on the doors yet, like at so many places, and it doesn't show up when I search Google or maps.

[CJH1956]

If the mamasan at No1 Massage recognizes your number when you text, you can still get a massage.

Hey Aussie,

Do you have any news on what might be happening here? The big banner that was on the fence is gone, as well as most of the signage on the house. I saw a few people working on the yard this morning. Is it closing for good?

[FaroutAdventur]

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[FaroutAdventur]

I think the phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less." Saying you *could* care less implies that you actually care.

Ah, nevermind. "Could" was right after all. If you didn't care what I do then you wouldn't have an opinion nor would you be trying to tell me what to do.

Why not just post intel if you have it and stop whining?

Duh. Nobody's reports here should be considered a blueprint. It's a report of what's possible in order to help fellow hobbyists optimize their hobby time and budget. Weird that you don't get that.

So, you're "coming from" the belief that because every experience is YMMV, posting intel about visits is therefore pointless because you're not going to base your decisions on intel gathered by someone else. So if you're not here to read intel and your post history shows you're definitely not here to share it. Your only reason to be here is to throw shade. That's what insecure and jealous people do. Again, if you truly didn't care about someone, you wouldn't have an opinion about their activities. You care a LITTLE too much and it's just getting weird, my guy.

What's the radius of the AMP circle of which Flushing is the AMP center?

And why are we even wasting time talking Pierce County when Flushing awaits us?

Because we live HERE. We hobby HERE. This is a geographically organized website.

I await your next tantrum insisting how little you care what I do.

For everyone else: Tiny little Amy replaced Mia at Lilly's in Burien on 1st. I'd share more details of my session, including what she looks like, how good or bad her massage was, whether or not I felt rushed, whether or not she did BBBJ, whether or not there was any tipping issues, how much I spent, and whether or not I'd repeat. But FA says it's pointless because all sessions are YMMV and we shouldn't rely on others' intel. He's from Flushing so he'd know. It's the worldwide center of all things AMP!

The girls from China, 99% are flown into Flushing and then sent out from there. I have a reliable source. M $ M opening up tomorrow?

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

Have not posted in a while. Still not happy how the M&M & Pinee situation went down. Took the sails right out of me I committed to just writing about Vancouver BC but I think I will try to give info to the group. With that said I am sad to see Angela go at Lotus she is a true professional. As always YMMV but if you get to see her, she is perfect.

Stay safe Gents.

Shout out to Aussie thanks again,.

[CJH1956]

A friend told me he heard they were opening back up tomorrow! We'll see I guess.

The Open sign is lit at M&M. I have no idea who might be working. I'm under the weather.

[AussieFury]

A friend told me he heard they were opening back up tomorrow! We'll see I guess.

Careful, reporting what you’ve heard about M&M from third parties angers the Flushing AMP Rizz Lord.

[AussieFury]

I could care less what you do.

I think the phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less." Saying you *could* care less implies that you actually care.

Just quit trying to be the know it all about the AMP industry.

Ah, nevermind. "Could" was right after all. If you didn't care what I do then you wouldn't have an opinion nor would you be trying to tell me what to do.

Why not just post intel if you have it and stop whining?

You know, as well as anyone, that in every situation, with any particular girl, that YMMV, is the rule of law, with each girl. I know it, and you know it. So, your report and result will not work for every guy.

Duh. Nobody's reports here should be considered a blueprint. It's a report of what's possible in order to help fellow hobbyists optimize their hobby time and budget. Weird that you don't get that.

Case in point. I was going into M & M, when a fellow AMPer was leaving. He tried to convince me not to go in, because "they just tried to rip me off". He described his situation. Obviously, it was a YMMV. Maybe the girls didn't like the guy, maybe he smelled, maybe he was a Cheap Charlie. Etc etc. I always liked M & M, because my girl was there and things always went well. I am not going to let some guy try to convince me to go or not go into a place. I will find out on my own, after my own individual research. Do you see where I am coming from. ?

So, you're "coming from" the belief that because every experience is YMMV, posting intel about visits is therefore pointless because you're not going to base your decisions on intel gathered by someone else. So if you're not here to read intel and your post history shows you're definitely not here to share it. Your only reason to be here is to throw shade. That's what insecure and jealous people do. Again, if you truly didn't care about someone, you wouldn't have an opinion about their activities. You care a LITTLE too much and it's just getting weird, my guy.

I mentioned Flushing New York, because that is where the central point of AMP business starts from. That is all. Just a suggestion.

What's the radius of the AMP circle of which Flushing is the AMP center?

And why are we even wasting time talking Pierce County when Flushing awaits us?

Because we live HERE. We hobby HERE. This is a geographically organized website.

I await your next tantrum insisting how little you care what I do.

For everyone else: Tiny little Amy replaced Mia at Lilly's in Burien on 1st. I'd share more details of my session, including what she looks like, how good or bad her massage was, whether or not I felt rushed, whether or not she did BBBJ, whether or not there was any tipping issues, how much I spent, and whether or not I'd repeat. But FA says it's pointless because all sessions are YMMV and we shouldn't rely on others' intel. He's from Flushing so he'd know. It's the worldwide center of all things AMP!