Massage Parlor Reports

[Assman To You]

Post here made me go and glad I did. I asked for a hard massage with some Thai stretching mixed in and she delivered so well that I extended to 90 minutes and she took her time. My only complaint was she was a bit shy for the naked part of the session. Slow edging type HJ and after she did some more massage on my head, chest and legs. Short of going to Thailand I'd say good luck finding a better Thai massage. Titties are damn near perfect IMHO.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Have you tried Candy. I think she check all the boxes.

Have never heard of Bethesda Therapeutic Massage. It'd be great if someone could share their experience with a provider there.

Can anyone recommend a provider who includes plenty of teasing / soft touch / ass play in their massage? I find a lot of Thai providers don't offer anywhere near enough pre flip teasing and it's disappointing to say the least. I might be asking for a lot but I'm looking for a provider who is attractive and gives a great massage in addition to the teasing / ass play.


Bethesda Therapeutic Massage:

- Sasha.

- Lina.

- Victoria.


I might be looking for a unicorn here but would appreciate any suggestions. If I've not mentioned someone in the area who above all else offers plenty of teasing and ass play please let me know!

[FourNick8]

Surprised to see that Sasha, Lina, and Victoria are still at Bethesda Therapeutic. I first saw Sasha many, many years ago (maybe 25-30) at a place in Silver Spring before Bethesda. Always had a great time with her fully nude and some DATY. Nice HJ to finish. Not sure if more was on menu.

Ortho.

Sometimes I wonder how I will get through my regular career for 30 years. I can't imagine anyone jerking dicks for that long to pay the bills.

[Ortho313]

Can anyone recommend a provider who includes plenty of teasing / soft touch / ass play in their massage? I find a lot of Thai providers don't offer anywhere near enough pre flip teasing and it's disappointing to say the least. I might be asking for a lot but I'm looking for a provider who is attractive and gives a great massage in addition to the teasing / ass play. My go to providers for teasing are as follows:

Independents:

- Audri.

Thai Independents:

- Kendall

- Tara.

- Lucy.

- Nadia.

- Tiffany (no longer available).

Bethesda Therapeutic Massage:

- Sasha.

- Lina.

- Victoria.

Of all the girls mentioned above, Tiffany ticked all the boxes more than anyone else IMO: looks, massage and teasing. Unfortunately she's the only one who is no longer available. Nadia is probably my current favorite. Sasha is a close second. Audri is hot but her massage isn't quite CMT level (though plenty of teasing). Same applies to Kendall.

Surprised to see that Sasha, Lina, and Victoria are still at Bethesda Therapeutic. I first saw Sasha many, many years ago (maybe 25-30) at a place in Silver Spring before Bethesda. Always had a great time with her fully nude and some DATY. Nice HJ to finish. Not sure if more was on menu.

Ortho.

[Mika69]

Can anyone recommend a provider who includes plenty of teasing / soft touch / ass play in their massage? I find a lot of Thai providers don't offer anywhere near enough pre flip teasing and it's disappointing to say the least. I might be asking for a lot but I'm looking for a provider who is attractive and gives a great massage in addition to the teasing / ass play. My go to providers for teasing are as follows:

Independents:

- Audri.

- Luba Marina.

Thai Independents:

- Kendall.

- Tara.

- Lucy.

- Nadia.

- Tiffany (no longer available).

Bethesda Therapeutic Massage:

- Sasha.

- Lina.

- Victoria.

Of all the girls mentioned above, Tiffany ticked all the boxes more than anyone else IMO: looks, massage and proper teasing and ass play. Unfortunately she's the only one who is no longer available. Nadia is probably my current favorite because of her massage but sadly doesn't offer much actual ass play (mostly inner thighs). Sasha, Lucy and Tara all offer good amount of ass/taint play but I don't find them that attractive (Lucy has especially put on a lot of weight and recently upped her rates). Audri is hot but her massage isn't quite CMT level (and not much actual ass play, just a lot of balls and inner thighs). Kendall is hot and offers teasing but again not quite CMT level massage. Luba Marina and Lina deserve a mention for their excellent massages and teasing/ass play but they're also the least attractive. But damn, those experienced eastern european hands are certainly worth trying out at least once.

I might be looking for a unicorn here but would appreciate any suggestions. If I've not mentioned someone in the area who above all else offers plenty of teasing and ass play please let me know!

[Serpico99]

Well, guess I have the bug now. So I checked out this place around Sherwood Crossing Plaza & on Robert Paris Ct. The masseuse had a big ass chest, long hair, short, and I'd say was around mid 30's.

Her English was decent, and had no issues with communicating my requests to her. Anyways, we moved straight to the back. Some body rubbing and then 69. Was a lot of fun peeling her out of her clothing. Her on top for a while followed by doggy DAWG and then Mish. Quite energetic and I had to slow her down a few times to catch my breath. Spent the last ten chatting. Would love to see her again.

Better than your run of the mill robot cold AMP. I really appreciated the enthusiasm.

Get them yall.

I think this is the new Chinese AMP that opened up in the same vicinity as the Korean AMPs (Mikos and Smile). It may one building over near the cross streets referenced. I have seen that place advertise on bedpage and maybe bodyrubsmap if I recall correctly.

[VictorSmitham]

Looking like this link is no longer active. Anyone have her contact info? I'd like to go see her before she leaves. Thanks!

NyHornet "took one for the team" and subsequently had an appointment with Maple.

Due to his review, I saw her today.

His review is 100% accurate -- well-done.

Maple returns to Asian waters in two weeks.

Always be nice to the ladies..

[Barkeater]

Dude,

There are like 3 places at Robert Paris Ct and I've never heard of Sherwood Crossing, WTF is that?

If you are going to just post a bunch of vague stuff then don't bother.

Be Safe.

--BE.

Well, guess I have the bug now. So I checked out this place around Sherwood Crossing Plaza & on Robert Paris Ct. The masseuse had a big ass chest, long hair, short, and I'd say was around mid 30's.

Her English was decent, and had no issues with communicating my requests to her. Anyways, we moved straight to the back. Some body rubbing and then 69. Was a lot of fun peeling her out of her clothing. Her on top for a while followed by doggy DAWG and then Mish. Quite energetic and I had to slow her down a few times to catch my breath. Spent the last ten chatting. Would love to see her again.

Better than your run of the mill robot cold AMP. I really appreciated the enthusiasm.

Get them yall.

[DSeanC]

A bit of self promotion never hurts. Well traveled too. Manhattan, Honolulu, etc.

I saw this report and texted to make an appointment and headed to the address in fairfax. As reported Maple is young probably in her late 20's or early 30's with a smoking hot body. I would rate her looks as 8-9 of 10 but her massage skills were probably 5/6 out of 10. She started with pretty good pressure at the beginning but the remaining 45 minutes were mostly rubbing oil on my back and legs. She's not a clock watcher as we went well over the hour mark. Not much of tease before the flip and on flip she asked if I wanted junior massaged and of course I said yes and also aked if she would get naked but she asked how much tip and told her I would take care of her and she revealed her perfect body with abs. It's strictly a HJ place and $. 2 + $ for the 1 hr, and she's leaving in a week. I don't know if I'll return with the current menu LOL.

[DoYouKnow]

Well, guess I have the bug now. So I checked out this place around Sherwood Crossing Plaza & on Robert Paris Ct. The masseuse had a big ass chest, long hair, short, and I'd say was around mid 30's.

Her English was decent, and had no issues with communicating my requests to her. Anyways, we moved straight to the back. Some body rubbing and then 69. Was a lot of fun peeling her out of her clothing. Her on top for a while followed by doggy DAWG and then Mish. Quite energetic and I had to slow her down a few times to catch my breath. Spent the last ten chatting. Would love to see her again.

Better than your run of the mill robot cold AMP. I really appreciated the enthusiasm.

Get them yall.

Are you talking about MiKO Spa, Chantilly? Did you get her name, I haven't been there in awhile but this got my attention now. BIG ASS chest. Are we talking about D's with implants!!

[HookinUp]

Hello Gents. I'll be visiting Alexandria next week and was hoping to get some guidance on a couple of quality places to visit while I'm there. Interested in Asian massage, under 40 with BJ and / or FS. Feel free to send me a message directly with any recommendations. Senior member here. Thanks!

[FourNick8]

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say the most likely culprit is that she was visited by everyone's favorite Uncle and is now paranoid and scared to do more. But I'm just trying to make ya feel better. I really don't fucking know what goes on these ladies minds and believe me I've gone insane attempting to try.

Wait until you're plowing a girl BB for months and then go in for an appt and she tells you just HJ today. "No more sex, I have a bf and don't want to do that anymore. " All the while still giving head and god knows what else to all the other customers without a second thought.

How's that for mindfuckery? I kept playing back all the sessions in my head looking for something I did or said. I might as well be dividing by zero. These girls are complex and beyond the grasp of logical understanding. I've given up trying to do the math here, it doesn't compute.

Sometimes life has no meaning. You win the lottery and then you get into a fatal car crash on the way to cash in the ticket. It do be like that sometimes.

You're right. It's impossible to psychoanalyze a girl who trades sex for money.

I will try again to see if she gives me another really good HJ for no tip.

That girl of yours must have cut deep for you to use the Alanis Morissette analogy.

If you're not getting it from her anymore can you share her name and location? I can try and report back if it's her or you. LOL.

[TheDrowned]

Went to the gym this afternoon and afterwards decided to pay a visit to Old Keene Mill Spa across the street. I just walked across the street to avoid parking in an empty lot and walked up the Erocrist movie staircase and rang the bell.

The door opened immediately by a girl I recognized as Cindy said "busy". This is strange because she opened the door as soon as I rang the bell and, looking inside, both massage room doors were open and dark.

So I ask "what time come back" and she said "busy all day, you call and make appointment". WTF, so I walk back down the stairs then across the street and sat in my car. Curiosity got the better of me so I called the X7891 number and Cindy picked up. I said I wanted to make an appointment and when she said what time I said "now" and she said "ok". WTF, I get back out of my car and across the street, up the stairs and rang the bell. Cindy opens the door again and said "do you have appointment"? I say yes and she lets me in and takes my 60 for half hour. I Confirm there is no one else there WTF.

I strip and lay down and she comes back in and I ask her "what's your name" and she says some Chinese word that sounds nothing like Cindy, but I know she is the Cindy that let me finger fuck her last month with no mention of a tip. "hard, medium, or soft" she asks. Just coming from the gym I don't want to to really work anything so I say soft. She immediately starts to soft touch my ass and balls and after five minutes I ask to flip. Without asking or discussing tip she immediately goes for junior and brings out the oil. I reach over to rub her ass and when I go to slip my hand under those leggings she says "No, I don't like". I respect her decision but don't understand the change of heart from last time. I was nice to her last time and tipped generously even when none was asked WTF.

The HJ was performed nicely with two hands with a good outcome. As usual, she left the room for me to get dressed and waited by the desk by the front door. I come out of the room where she hands me a water and opens the door and says bye. I make my way down the stairs with weak knees, across the street to my car before I realize that I hadn't tipped he at all for the extra service. Not going through all that again so I just drove home. The whole experience was WTF.

I can't decide if she is mentally challenged or just can't function in western culture? Does she really doing excellent HJs for just the house fee? Does she hate me but needs the business? I don't know whether to return or stay away.

I will admit a time or two at other establishments being in a daze and forgetting to tip before leaving and the girls have politely reminded me but three times this girl has performed special services without mentioning tip in any way. All I can say is WTF.

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say the most likely culprit is that she was visited by everyone's favorite Uncle and is now paranoid and scared to do more. But I'm just trying to make ya feel better. I really don't fucking know what goes on these ladies minds and believe me I've gone insane attempting to try.

Wait until you're plowing a girl BB for months and then go in for an appt and she tells you just HJ today. "No more sex, I have a bf and don't want to do that anymore. " All the while still giving head and god knows what else to all the other customers without a second thought.

How's that for mindfuckery? I kept playing back all the sessions in my head looking for something I did or said. I might as well be dividing by zero. These girls are complex and beyond the grasp of logical understanding. I've given up trying to do the math here, it doesn't compute.

Sometimes life has no meaning. You win the lottery and then you get into a fatal car crash on the way to cash in the ticket. It do be like that sometimes.

[FourNick8]

Went to the gym this afternoon and afterwards decided to pay a visit to Old Keene Mill Spa across the street. I just walked across the street to avoid parking in an empty lot and walked up the Erocrist movie staircase and rang the bell.

The door opened immediately by a girl I recognized as Cindy said "busy". This is strange because she opened the door as soon as I rang the bell and, looking inside, both massage room doors were open and dark.

So I ask "what time come back" and she said "busy all day, you call and make appointment". WTF, so I walk back down the stairs then across the street and sat in my car. Curiosity got the better of me so I called the X7891 number and Cindy picked up. I said I wanted to make an appointment and when she said what time I said "now" and she said "ok". WTF, I get back out of my car and across the street, up the stairs and rang the bell. Cindy opens the door again and said "do you have appointment"? I say yes and she lets me in and takes my 60 for half hour. I Confirm there is no one else there WTF.

I strip and lay down and she comes back in and I ask her "what's your name" and she says some Chinese word that sounds nothing like Cindy, but I know she is the Cindy that let me finger fuck her last month with no mention of a tip. "hard, medium, or soft" she asks. Just coming from the gym I don't want to to really work anything so I say soft. She immediately starts to soft touch my ass and balls and after five minutes I ask to flip. Without asking or discussing tip she immediately goes for junior and brings out the oil. I reach over to rub her ass and when I go to slip my hand under those leggings she says "No, I don't like". I respect her decision but don't understand the change of heart from last time. I was nice to her last time and tipped generously even when none was asked WTF.

The HJ was performed nicely with two hands with a good outcome. As usual, she left the room for me to get dressed and waited by the desk by the front door. I come out of the room where she hands me a water and opens the door and says bye. I make my way down the stairs with weak knees, across the street to my car before I realize that I hadn't tipped he at all for the extra service. Not going through all that again so I just drove home. The whole experience was WTF.

I can't decide if she is mentally challenged or just can't function in western culture? Does she really doing excellent HJs for just the house fee? Does she hate me but needs the business? I don't know whether to return or stay away.

I will admit a time or two at other establishments being in a daze and forgetting to tip before leaving and the girls have politely reminded me but three times this girl has performed special services without mentioning tip in any way. All I can say is WTF.

[The Sarge]

So. I finally met Bi polar Hua tonight.

I have seen her 3 times in the past 3 months. First two times were great, playful sensual, orally skilled and very friendly. Tonight not the case. It all started with some moron John trying to walk in on a Saturday night. Lucy spent the next 15 minutes texting and talking trying to get this monger to go to the new girl at the location a few miles from Javier's place.

In general Lucy was detached and very robotic, I tried to get her talking and engaging me, she spent the whole 30 minutes either talking on the phone or texting to someone in Chinese. I decided to flip early and end this session. Big mistake.

Lucy got mad I wanted to flip, I pre paid my tip. After having 2 good sessions before. Big mistake. I paid for a bare oral massage and got a 10 second lick followed by the most aggressive jack hammer I have received in many years. My manhood still hurts, WTF was this?

I just kept telling myself. I should not be suprised there are many reviews of a jeckyl and Hyde Lucy. Accurate.

The only thing I could think is she was tired and done for the day. The other 2 visits were early in the day noon or before. Maybe her magical purple power massage skills get depleted after dinner and she turns into a grumpy old jack hammer going thru the motions.

Try Lucy early you might enjoy the experience, but just like a casino. Get out and never return once you get a Head 😉.