Massage Parlor Reports

[DCmdvawiz]

Sounds interesting.

Care to share?

I'm probably bending the rules of this forum a bit posting here in North VA but I had a craving for something other than AMP and decided to drive over the bridge to temple hills. It is just a merely 15 min from Alexandria so hopefully this counts. I met with a middle age busty ebony named Monica who met me at her workplace on St Barnabas. She told me to leave the donation on the table and get comfortable. She is thicc and greeted me wearing a green tube dress that had her giant assets just ready to burst out of it. She took my temperature and I washed up and undressed and laid on the table while she left the room.

She came back wearing nothing but leopard print undies and it was quite a sight to behold. I wasn't expecting the massage to be as good as it was but she gave a pretty good Swedish style massage that helped me relax. On the flip she let me touch those gorgeous DD titties and play with that big booty while she sensually teased junior and got him primed and ready for a cover. A wet and awesome CBJ soon followed. As this was my first session with her I didn't push for more and all things considered probably got more than I had initially bargained for anyway. I exploded in the cover and I left a happy camper. No negotiations about price is always welcome and I felt good leaving $.2 for all services rendered.

Monica is a sweetheart and I shall return again soon.

She told me she is very careful when it comes to new clients so trusted seniors are welcome to PM for her number.

Water forgets the names of the drowned.

[PilotAviator]

Morning,

I've had good success on the AMP circuit with just a standard massage and NOVA. I was thinking about adding the TS to my routine, just wondering if others would be willing to share their strategies for success at the TS.

1. Make appt at AMP that includes TS as a listed service.

2. Keep appt.

3. Pay house fee (usually. 8 for an hour with TS).

4. When the MT or MMS asks "you want shower?" reply "Yes, thank you".

5. Enjoy TS.

6. Enjoy massage back in room.

7. Always be nice to the ladies (with appropriate tip).

PA.

[SheltsDee]

It's hit and miss when she is busy, I've been told she busy for the next 4 hours. Also, last time with her I asked for the massage after play time. BBBJ to start, mish to doggie finish. After she cleans me up, a relaxing massage until time is up.

She is in the rotation.

A victim of her own success adding to the fact there are simply very few decent options in these parts. It's one of the stark ironies of the nova area and the dearth of good providers that are reported that a single provider can get so swamped with so many bookings and can then reduce the overall quality of the service she was once reported as having. It would be good to have It is absolutely bonkers the sums people are willing to shell out for mediocre or poor service. High prices people are willing to pay, virtually no options, and the ones that are good get booked up and worn out so the level goes down. Thoughts?

[TheDrowned]

I gave up. 10 text with not a single reply. Same with Kendall.

You're getting ignored a lot. Sometimes they block your number. My advice is make sure you are polite in your initial text. "Start with "hello I saw your ad online and I am very interested in setting up an appointment" it shows you have basic etiquette and understanding of the English language. You get your purpose across without being rude or pushy. Sometimes even doing that you'll get blocked maybe the provider / handler is busy and incessant text are an easy way to draw their ire. If your number gets blocked you'll send 150 texts and never get a response. It's happened to me on occasion which is why I use burner phones / apps that allow me to change my number and start again. Text using a burner / new number and be a gentleman and you may have more luck in scheduling with the provider you want.

[WalkerC]

It's hit and miss when she is busy, I've been told she busy for the next 4 hours. Also, last time with her I asked for the massage after play time. BBBJ to start, mish to doggie finish. After she cleans me up, a relaxing massage until time is up.

She is in the rotation.

I gave up. 10 text with not a single reply. Same with Kendall.

[Telcova]

I got a reply back almost instantly and was able to get something set up in less then an hour. Good timing I guess.

It's hit and miss when she is busy, I've been told she busy for the next 4 hours. Also, last time with her I asked for the massage after play time. BBBJ to start, mish to doggie finish. After she cleans me up, a relaxing massage until time is up.

She is in the rotation.

[SonChi]

Thai places in this area never have any extras for me, but I like to try them every once in a while and hope for the best. $45 for a half hour oil massage is not bad. I got an old lady, but she did a decent job. I also saw a younger lady was working there too.

This place is legit. They do a great job I may add.

[Shark125]

Morning,

I've had good success on the AMP circuit with just a standard massage and NOVA. I was thinking about adding the TS to my routine, just wondering if others would be willing to share their strategies for success at the TS.

[JustJohn007]

Long time lurker and first time contributor. I've mainly seen Thai independents for massages and the occasional PV at Blue Gems.

KK and Tara are on my normal rotation and need no introduction or review. I will say that KK's menu does open up in my experience but I've been seeing her for years. KK and Tara's massages are hands down the best I have experienced in the area.

Bluegems.

TOFT on both Maria and Sophie. Both of them are on the younger side of 20's. As with BG's YMMV and dependent on the provider what you get.

Sophie was a mix Asian, Latina, Russian. About 5'1" with nice natural large B's. She was comfortable getting fully undressed and provided a very sensual HJ and took direction well. She allowed me some LFK and DATY with FIV, and I was able to get her to climax. She's very new to the business so aside from that there were no other extra's on the table. She's a sweet girl and very pleasant. Will note that she does have braces, which with the blurring of BG's model pics you wouldn't have been able to know. Didn't bother me one bit.

Maria on the other hand was a bit standoffish and cold. She told me that she was on her period and therefore wasn't willing to get fully nude and did not allow any kissing due to COVID precautions. She's very pretty, photos accurate with a perky set of B's, which the photos on the website don't do justice. Small booty and overall thin. Downside was no extras were really offered besides HJ. She also didn't really seem into doing anything, opting that "I lead the show". With that many restrictions there was really nothing that I could think of besides having her finish. HJ was nice, but definitely not worth the price of admission.

Thanks for BG reviews. Sophie sounds fun.

[BlueVrod]

From your description, I'm guessing you're talking about this Alice:

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...n-girl/7076063

It was your description of how she talks (too much and all about herself) that gave it away.

Very much agree that she's not worth seeing. Lackluster massage and overpriced HJ, while you have to endure her telling you how lucky you are.

She used to own one of the spas behind the 7-11 on Gallows but she was such a b*tch to the women working for her that they kept leaving.

That is exactly the Alice that I was referring to. Not worth the price of admission unless you just want to waste your hard earned money. To me they are now an ACS.

[JasonCuse]

Long time lurker and first time contributor. I've mainly seen Thai independents for massages and the occasional PV at Blue Gems.

KK and Tara are on my normal rotation and need no introduction or review. I will say that KK's menu does open up in my experience but I've been seeing her for years. KK and Tara's massages are hands down the best I have experienced in the area.

Bluegems.

TOFT on both Maria and Sophie. Both of them are on the younger side of 20's. As with BG's YMMV and dependent on the provider what you get.

Sophie was a mix Asian, Latina, Russian. About 5'1" with nice natural large B's. She was comfortable getting fully undressed and provided a very sensual HJ and took direction well. She allowed me some LFK and DATY with FIV, and I was able to get her to climax. She's very new to the business so aside from that there were no other extra's on the table. She's a sweet girl and very pleasant. Will note that she does have braces, which with the blurring of BG's model pics you wouldn't have been able to know. Didn't bother me one bit.

Maria on the other hand was a bit standoffish and cold. She told me that she was on her period and therefore wasn't willing to get fully nude and did not allow any kissing due to COVID precautions. She's very pretty, photos accurate with a perky set of B's, which the photos on the website don't do justice. Small booty and overall thin. Downside was no extras were really offered besides HJ. She also didn't really seem into doing anything, opting that "I lead the show". With that many restrictions there was really nothing that I could think of besides having her finish. HJ was nice, but definitely not worth the price of admission.

What's Maria's background? Age? Sophie was on seeking fir a while but a GPS.

[SlyFrog]

Thai places in this area never have any extras for me, but I like to try them every once in a while and hope for the best. $45 for a half hour oil massage is not bad. I got an old lady, but she did a decent job. I also saw a younger lady was working there too.

[TheBadGuy]

I have been in this game for years, does it seem lately like in the last year or so, the ads are even more fake than before? The ladies or their handlers bring you in at a low price then when you arrive it goes up and keeps going even after they being asked when booked what is the total? AMPs or most independents are no better, they lure you in for a low ball price, the it practically doubles then they want tips on top of the increase.

I for one would appreciate those placing ads were honest, if their ladies are 40-50's say so, don't tell me they are 24 and when I show up 10 min later, oh she off today. I understand the need to added services to be more discreet. I may still visit the 40-50 yr old or choose the 24 year old, but if they outright lie about age, give you the apartment number next door, the lady doesn't even look close to photos, why should I trust you that you are healthy, safe or clean?

Again this is just me and something to think about.

I always get the price advertised because that's all I bring in my "house fee" pocket. Costly mistake for a guy in the game for years.

If I can't get the price advertised, I walk out. Can't get the masseuse confirmed on the appointment, I walk out.

Anything feels off, I walk out.

[InAviation70]

I agree with Serpico. Give it time. Hadn't been here in years and went in to see Coco based on reviews and found it was a former provider I had been with before and the experiences was unbelievable and I will definitely repeated soon.

[JmSuttr]

So I made an appointment over Saturday and venture to Reston to find Miki who wasn't Miki and no where near the pictures advertised and received through text. It was someone closed to 50+ and when I told her I don't want to stay, she pointed to another girl. Low & behold it was Alice that used to be in Tysons for a long time, she was much younger in looks but this woman will talk your eyes off all about herself and how guys will pay her up the ying yang while giving you a mediocre massage. I said hell no and left. Stay away from these woman, they are bait and switches and all they want is your hard earn money and in turn give you a lame ass service.

Stay the F away. Not worth the time.

https://dc.rubratings.com/151503

From your description, I'm guessing you're talking about this Alice:

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...n-girl/7076063

It was your description of how she talks (too much and all about herself) that gave it away.

Very much agree that she's not worth seeing. Lackluster massage and overpriced HJ, while you have to endure her telling you how lucky you are.

She used to own one of the spas behind the 7-11 on Gallows but she was such a b*tch to the women working for her that they kept leaving.