Massage Parlor Reports

**MassagedGuy** · 04-12-23 12:40

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

1. 2 and she kept saying we could *does humping motion* for 2. 0.

2. 0 on top of the house fee or with house fee?

**DamianDono** · 04-11-23 23:56

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

How much did you pay total and how much would the FS or CFS be?

1. 2 and she kept saying we could *does humping motion* for 2. 0.

**MassagedGuy** · 04-11-23 23:43

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

Curiously won and I had to take a look. Dreary day but I made the drive. Not a soul in the lot. Go out back and I ring the bell and the sexiest, stacked little hottie answers wearing the described bikini and cutoffs. She did a sexy little walk and led me back. I wasn't feeling like the full meal deal strangely enough so I took the hand option. And extra Jackson got the top off and the shorts down and I gat to slick and fondle her tight little body. I was hard as steel at this point. She skillfully strokes and even gave me a few small licks and I stuffed my face with titties. Finally I blew a massive load to her dirty talk and hand action. I came for what felt like two minutes. She even had to ask if I was ok. I'm def going to have to return and pound that little thing for a while. Not even the slightest hint of a massage LOL but she cleaned me up, and sent me on the way with my water bottle of shame. Get yourself some.

How much did you pay total and how much would the FS or CFS be?

**Mitch Cor** · 04-11-23 22:00

Did you get the full hour with her?

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

Curiously won and I had to take a look. Dreary day but I made the drive. Not a soul in the lot. Go out back and I ring the bell and the sexiest, stacked little hottie answers wearing the described bikini and cutoffs. She did a sexy little walk and led me back. I wasn't feeling like the full meal deal strangely enough so I took the hand option. And extra Jackson got the top off and the shorts down and I gat to slick and fondle her tight little body. I was hard as steel at this point. She skillfully strokes and even gave me a few small licks and I stuffed my face with titties. Finally I blew a massive load to her dirty talk and hand action. I came for what felt like two minutes. She even had to ask if I was ok. I'm def going to have to return and pound that little thing for a while. Not even the slightest hint of a massage LOL but she cleaned me up, and sent me on the way with my water bottle of shame. Get yourself some.

**DamianDono** · 04-11-23 17:56

Curiously won and I had to take a look. Dreary day but I made the drive. Not a soul in the lot. Go out back and I ring the bell and the sexiest, stacked little hottie answers wearing the described bikini and cutoffs. She did a sexy little walk and led me back. I wasn't feeling like the full meal deal strangely enough so I took the hand option. And extra Jackson got the top off and the shorts down and I gat to slick and fondle her tight little body. I was hard as steel at this point. She skillfully strokes and even gave me a few small licks and I stuffed my face with titties. Finally I blew a massive load to her dirty talk and hand action. I came for what felt like two minutes. She even had to ask if I was ok. I'm def going to have to return and pound that little thing for a while. Not even the slightest hint of a massage LOL but she cleaned me up, and sent me on the way with my water bottle of shame. Get yourself some.

**Dresser124** · 04-11-23 12:32

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better..

Was there a few weeks ago, decent looking lady in 40's and got CFS no questions asked. Did a real review on Rub maps.

**KitWalker1967** · 04-11-23 11:53

Originally Posted by Lego19 [View Original Post]

Holy shit, a bunch of fake reviews on Rubmaps today morning. It's so easy to spot. Is there anyone posting real reviews in there? Any recommendations for spots with young hot ladies in Seattle or the east side? Dm me thanks.

I'm trying to fight the good fight over there man, but yeah the fake reviews have been rolling in like a tsunami lately. Wrote a post about it in the RM Washington State forum and their mods deleted it after a few days. Unfortunately I don't have any information regarding what you're seeking.

**Lego19** · 04-11-23 11:40

Holy shit, a bunch of fake reviews on rubmaps today morning. It's so easy to spot. Is there anyone posting real reviews in there? Any recommendations for spots with young hot ladies in Seattle or the east side? Dm me thanks.

**Ame128** · 04-10-23 20:59

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.

Might've gotten the same person, but can confirm on CFS, nothing too out of the ordinary in ways of service.

**Pontus311** · 04-10-23 18:58

Was on Aurora not particularly liking the talent in the rain, so I tried Apple for the first time. Cathy, amazing body and cute enough face totally took care of me and was trying to get around to out of me, but I was pressed for time. 200+40 to the house. Well worth IMHO.

**TryHarder2016** · 04-10-23 18:49

For those who got "teasing" treatment could you share some names?? Went there earlier and got my ass kicked so hard I'm still in pain. Shoulders much more relaxed now though.

**Chad6912** · 04-09-23 13:26

Originally Posted by MysticMack [View Original Post]

Took a trip to the sun spa a few weeks ago. Was greeted by Noah with the raspy voice. Past reviews are accurate and overall great experience, bb is on the table but I did not partake in it. Wouldn't repeat though because her voice is just too big of a turn off for me. But hey that's just me to each its own. Maybe I'll go back and try another provider.

Thanks for the review.

What are the rates, including house fee?

PM me if you don't want to post it here please.

**KitWalker1967** · 04-09-23 12:10

Originally Posted by MysticMack [View Original Post]

Any recent update on this AMP?

Nope. Last review on RM is dated 10/13/2022 and wasn't good.

**MysticMack** · 04-08-23 19:55

Took a trip to the sun spa a few weeks ago. Was greeted by Noah with the raspy voice. Past reviews are accurate and overall great experience, bb is on the table but I did not partake in it. Wouldn't repeat though because her voice is just too big of a turn off for me. But hey that's just me to each its own. Maybe I'll go back and try another provider.