Massage Parlor Reports

[Devilish 7]

This place is legit. They do a great job I may add.

This is my first time posting and I'd like to know if there is anyone who has had a different experience with Chaan in either Fairfax or Herndon VA. There is a reason for this inquiry, which I won't go into yet.

[Stroon78]

Found this spinner on IG offering massage services! Any intel on her? https://www.cbyc.shop/.

She works for a legit massage service in Arlington VA. I have seen her about a dozen times all legit. Her massages are very good and therapeutic. I didn't know she went on her own. The website still has her picture so maybe she's doing a little of both.

[Powkid]

Found this spinner on IG offering massage services! Any intel on her? https://www.cbyc.shop/.

[Guy501]

This Darla has a couple of ads currently on BP in the Thai massage session. Her photos reminded me so much of a GF from a long time ago that I found myself dreaming that I sent a couple of texts and I got the no FS, OK? And the addy near Tysons, one more text once there for her apartment number. $1. 2 for the hour. Her pictures appear recent. She has a pretty smile and shape. She gave a good body rub and back walking. I had some sore spots which could not take much back walking but she could tell and moved on to other areas. Overall solid massage with oil, no real tease but occasional brushing of the boys. Cleaned up the back with a hot towel and requested that I flip. In my dream, she asked if wanted junior awoken without a word about any additional for her. She allowed some UTC roaming but nothing near the honeypot. I asked her if she would remove her top and she asked for 0. 8, and they might have been spectacular, but I declined. Her hand techniques were more than adequate to get me to say her name. Shower was used before and after; total time there was right on an hour. Never felt rushed. Tipped 0. 4 because overall I thought it was worth it. I would repeat for the same service, she was very sweet.

Good intel. When I went I got there I was strong-armed into 4 hands with her and Pim 😁. Hurt the wallet, but was worth it.

[FourNick8]

Everyone who has read my posts knows I have a thing for Vietnamese girls. I have a female Vietnamese doctor, dentist, and barber along with Vietnamese nail salon girls who give some of the best massages and HJ's.

This Vietnamese fetish all started some 20 years ago when I first traveled to Vietnam on business. I had some great experiences like fucking a girl in a bar pool table and fucking the girl taxi driver on the way to the airport in Hanoi, but my fondest memories are the HotToc girls in the Siagon barber shops. There, for under thirty dollars American, pretty young girls dressed in a long formal dresses will take you upstarts for a sauna, 1 hour massage, then get naked for BBBJ and FIV. A few will offer FS but always with style and class.

That level of service isn't available here for 5 times that cost but I have found legit nail salon girls who will provide an excellent massage along with a superb edging HJ. They operate out of regular nail and hair salons with regular customers present with a style and class not found in AMPs. They have a legit business to protect so if you just barrel in asking for a massage they will ignore you and tell you not available. The best way to gain acceptance is to dress nice like someone who would actually visit a nail salon and use manners. I usually go in a place that advertises massage and start with a manicure and chat with one of the girls. I inquire about a massage for the next visit if I get a good vibe, but I have probably gotten two dozen manicures just trying to find one perfect massage.

Here are my top five.

Tina. TK Nails. Much has been written about her in this thread. She is a 60 yo spinner who gives the best two handed edging HJ but has no real massage skills. I only request a 30 minute massage and start on my back so we can talk and she will stroke me for the entire time. She has worked / owned this place since the 90's and can hold a good convo-talking about everything from her sex life to her family life. She wears a big diamond wedding ring and when I blow she doesn't stop and lets my spunk run all her ring. She also wears ballistic underwear but if she likes you she will pull out a nice pair for nursing. After you get to know her you can pull her pants down and rub that ass and pussy on the outside. I made her wet once and she got a bit embarrassed. 30 min 40 house 30 tip.

Hanna. Classic Nails. Hanna is the classic Vietnamese woman. Probably 50 but tall thin and poised, she has too much class to work in a nail salon where she had a large following for legit beauty work there. Get her in the massage room and she will talk dirty while stroking you with both hands. The first time she leaned over and draped that long hair in my face while wispering in my ear "I want to see you cum" made me loose it. Great experience but it took me maybe 5 visits before she offered her tits for nursing and I have never gotten in her pants. Part of the mystique for me is watching her do a women's nails, then go in the back with me, open her shirt and let me suck on her beautiful B's while she two hands by dick and balls, and then greet another woman afterwards for a manicure. 30 min 60 house 40 tip.

Linda. Uneek Nails. From what I've heard this place used to be a hotbed of Viet HJ's a decade ago. I first went there three years past and the 60 yo hot looking spinner told me "no touching private areas" while pointing at the sign on the massage room door. Linda is a new addition who looks younger than 40 but a bit chubby. Didn't find her as charming as others and a bit quiet but still a decent massage and HJ though her technique was a bit lacking. She does allow me to play with her tits and ass but won't take any clothes off. 30 min 60 house 40 tip.

Vivian. Amazing Nails. She is a hot looking 40 something spinner who is super outgoing but skittish at the same time. Within the first 30 minutes she showed me pictures of her adult son and told me all about her boyfriends. While still on my stomach she started stroking me and then asked me if that was OK. She allowed UTC roaming and outside pussy play but scholded me when I tried to get my finger wet. On my second visit it was early in the day and she just showed up from the gym with her workout clothes on under her lab coat. In the room she took off the coat and let me pull the rest down to expose a band-aid bra for titty play and outside pussy play but, again, only on the outside. My only critique is her HJ technique. She will be stroking while I'm rubbing her ass and she will just stop for 5 seconds to reposition or change hands killing the buzz. Her boyfriend should have taught her better back in high school. Still a fun girt to be around, 1 hour 80 house 40 tip.

Mai. Boulevard Haircuts. Super nice lady but I can't tell how old she is because she continues to wear a mask. Petite and thin she has the smallest hands that makes my dick look absolutely huge. It was cold that day so she was wearing a summer dress, no bra, and track pants. The menu only has 1 hour massage and it was CMT quality. Her soft touch was incredible nail raking before and after the flip but no direct dick rubbing. By the time I told her stroking my dick was OK she asked if I could tip $20 over house and I said no problem but then she said only 10 min left on the clock and she suggested making the massage 90 min. More oil and nice stroking while I pulled down the track pants without any protest. Her ass was perfectly smooth but she has extra padding further below that prevents any form of pussy play attempt. Her B's were perfect with big nips but she said my hands were cold and discouraged further play. After the deed she finished out the time with an incredible big head massage. Will definitely repeat to see if the menu opens up. 90 min 90 house 60 tip (my choice).

My search continues. More unnecessary manicures and more flirting.

[LowerBackPain]

A bit of self promotion never hurts. Well traveled too. Manhattan, Honolulu, etc.

Hi all! Long time lurker, first time poster.

Echoing what others have said about Maple.

- absolutely amazing body (definitely bolt-ons, but somehow both anime ratio and still nice to touch), somewhere around 30+ why / o, but I haven't seen that many abs on someone in. A while.

- legit af massage skills.

- very limited menu. Still went $$. 6 for nuru add-on after getting a lot of focused (and fun) leg work. Not sure if it was worth it, but couldn't pass up on having that body as close as possible once we started the fun parts.

- logistics. Easy communication, scheduling, parking, and clean apartment-style setup.

She's leaving in like 2 weeks so get there while you can!

Thanks for those who TOFTT and provided the info in the first place!

[LilHead]

Hi all! Long time lurker, first time poster.

Echoing what others have said about Maple.

- absolutely amazing body (definitely bolt-ons, but somehow both anime ratio and still nice to touch), somewhere around 30+ why / o, but I haven't seen that many abs on someone in. A while.

- legit af massage skills.

- very limited menu. Still went $$. 6 for nuru add-on after getting a lot of focused (and fun) leg work. Not sure if it was worth it, but couldn't pass up on having that body as close as possible once we started the fun parts.

- logistics. Easy communication, scheduling, parking, and clean apartment-style setup.

She's leaving in like 2 weeks so get there while you can!

Thanks for those who TOFTT and provided the info in the first place!

[AvgJoe123]

Was out in Fairfax and had 30 minutes to spare. I went to an old familiar place for me. Greeted by very nice female, I would say in her 30's. She so nice, that she shouldn't be in this line of work. I don't remember her name or even bother to ask for it. But I've seen her before and she's cute. I didn't waste time with the massage and went right to play. She got naked and has nice natural tits, however I do wish she would shave. I ask for FS several times, but she was strict on no FS or BJ at this place in my dozen visits over the years, I've only gotten FS one. At angel they can lick your shaft and balls and offer a camel toe slide, but oh know we can't do FS, makes no sense to me. I knew FS was highly unlikely, but I felt like being cheap and not spending too much. I would go back, but not for a very long time. Lady was sorta young and cute with a solid 10 personality. If you're looking for basically upgraded NOVA, I do recommend.

Would you care to provide a name?

[Serpin58]

GPS is an abbreviation for Golden Pussy Syndrome. It is a condition that compels women to inflate their self-worth, and hence, request outrageous donations for their time. I hope this helps. There seems to be an epidemic of this happening as of late.

Golden Pussy Syndrome. Can also be referred as your favorite woman sexually.

[MisterNormal]

I checked the abbreviations page and didn't see it. Would someone explain what is "GPS?" I'm seeing it more frequently but clueless to what it is.

Thanks.

GPS is an abbreviation for Golden Pussy Syndrome. It is a condition that compels women to inflate their self-worth, and hence, request outrageous donations for their time. I hope this helps. There seems to be an epidemic of this happening as of late.

[TroyMClure]

This Darla has a couple of ads currently on BP in the Thai massage session. Her photos reminded me so much of a GF from a long time ago that I found myself dreaming that I sent a couple of texts and I got the no FS, OK? And the addy near Tysons, one more text once there for her apartment number. $1. 2 for the hour. Her pictures appear recent. She has a pretty smile and shape. She gave a good body rub and back walking. I had some sore spots which could not take much back walking but she could tell and moved on to other areas. Overall solid massage with oil, no real tease but occasional brushing of the boys. Cleaned up the back with a hot towel and requested that I flip. In my dream, she asked if wanted junior awoken without a word about any additional for her. She allowed some UTC roaming but nothing near the honeypot. I asked her if she would remove her top and she asked for 0. 8, and they might have been spectacular, but I declined. Her hand techniques were more than adequate to get me to say her name. Shower was used before and after; total time there was right on an hour. Never felt rushed. Tipped 0. 4 because overall I thought it was worth it. I would repeat for the same service, she was very sweet.

[OmegaWest1]

Dropped in as I have not been there in a while. Drew Linda. Large boobs and somewhat attractive. I specifically asked for hot stone massage and she said yes. However, another lady had to come in and show her how to do it. The massage was about a nine out of ten. On the flip, we negotiated a price and she demanded it immediately. This is a big turn off for me. I probably will not go there in the future. YMMV.

All the best.

[Jim Rob]

Was out in Fairfax and had 30 minutes to spare. I went to an old familiar place for me. Greeted by very nice female, I would say in her 30's. She so nice, that she shouldn't be in this line of work. I don't remember her name or even bother to ask for it. But I've seen her before and she's cute. I didn't waste time with the massage and went right to play. She got naked and has nice natural tits, however I do wish she would shave. I ask for FS several times, but she was strict on no FS or BJ at this place in my dozen visits over the years, I've only gotten FS one. At angel they can lick your shaft and balls and offer a camel toe slide, but oh know we can't do FS, makes no sense to me. I knew FS was highly unlikely, but I felt like being cheap and not spending too much. I would go back, but not for a very long time. Lady was sorta young and cute with a solid 10 personality. If you're looking for basically upgraded NOVA, I do recommend.

[LowerBackPain]

Alright, I got her name as Rupee, red short skirt, $ for FS and the phrase "good box," implies that while her teeth were not as white as one would like there were no noticeable hygiene issues. The eye-catching part of your (always thorough and reliable) review (s) read, " . Those tits sagged and sprawled their way out of that dress like a dead body hitting the ground after being shot. " Q1: Was she a thin spinner type (my preference) with hanging jugs or an overweight, large MT? Q2: Got the name / address of the AMP?

In turn masquerading as a massage parlor.

Now that I'm in my rebound phase I'm on the prowl again digging through the darkest sewers of adultsearch when I found something close by to my location.

I've tried the LCS and grew tired of the vernacular and paranoia that I might be cop so I came across an Asian ad that simply responded with the address to the location. $50 for HH $70 for hour. No need to set up a time or pull teeth to get rates. Also sounded like every run of the mill Chinese AMP, so it was familiar territory to me.

I get to the place which was a medical office building on the second floor near Brad rock. It was fairly late at night so there was plenty of parking and not too many foot traffic.

Rupee answered the door and lead me deep into the dark caverns of the room. She was wearing a shirt red dress and she looked good at first glance but I would later realize it was merely a trick of the light (or lack thereof). Place had hundreds of cameras all wired into the front desk that was set up like something out of the matrix. Which I figure if you're running explicit escort style ads on the AS blatantly using BJ and FS in your pornographic ad I guess one does have to be weary of LEO dropping by unannounced.

That's why I'll keep the location of the place a PM secret (tho I'm not certain you'd want in on this party after finishing the story).

So I give the house fee and strip when rupee returns. I'm uninterested in massage as this wasn't why I was here so after offering her a benji for a more glorious muscle relaxation. She returns with a cover and strips too. This is when I realized that the tiny red dress was actually the MVP of the ensemble and wasn't holding the goods in. It was keeping them out. That dress wasn't a sanctuary but a prison. Because those tits sagged and sprawled their way out of that dress like a dead body hitting the ground after being shot. Her age went from 30 to 60 faster than the Superman coaster at six flags. She leaned in to begin a CBJ and I got a look at some yellow teeth stained by decades of tobacco abuse. We switch positions so I can fuck her and flee. To her credit. It was a good box and enough for me to finish the deed. So here I am banging asian IT the clown in every which way you can imagine praying to the kind gods my imagination can take me to the finish line. I was pretty horny so I did blow in the bag.

Only 15 min had passed somehow so she offered me to stay for a massage. I would have bounced but there was a dude in the car on my way up to the place so I didn't necessarily want to come right back out on the chance it was everyone's favorite uncle. Staying for a half hour would at least ensure I was there for a massage. So I got a nice back and face rub for the next 15 min. Rupee was down for another round and started gunning again for my member. I'm guessing it was a slow night but she clearly had more fun in the experience then me so I bowed out and instead put my clothes back on. Got my bottle of water. And headed out. If I'm in a pinch maybe I'll return. There may be a chance they switch out the ladies often as when I asked Rupee she told me she had just started her shift a few days ago.

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.

[BoatMan3]

I just reviewed her 2 weeks or so ago. Search her name. Older, good bod, pleasant, cooperative.

Batman!

Also, Emile Zola.