Escort Reports

[ExtraSensation]

This is the best review I've ever read. Honest, objective, detailed. Thank you.

And "nice Pringles can lid sized areolas" is an awesome description!

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?530747-Mschloe00

I saw Chloe over a year ago. At the time she only had a couple reviews but she advertised a special. I can't recall the actual but it was something like $120 hh /$260 hr, as in "what the hell. I don't have anything else going on tonight so worth a try. " When we met I got the sense that she was relatively new to providing. My impression is she genuinely put in her best effort, but at the end of the day it was not an experience that made me want to repeat.

Face: 3 of 5. She is not ugly. But I wouldn't call her pretty either. In fact her face is the female version of a coworker who is actually a righteous dude but I would never ever want to fuck him.

Body: 1 of 5. I estimate she's in her lower-to-mid 20's in age, 5' 9" tall, with relatively smooth and clear skin of caucasian complexion. Her body is a weird combo of BBW belly, hips, ass, and thighs but legs taper down from knees to almost-cankles and normal looking feet, then moving above the abdomen the body tapers toward upper torso with kind-of normal-ish collar and shoulders and neck, then fatty upper arms that taper down from elbow to normal looking non-chubby hands. DD cups are soft and floppy with stretch marks with nice Pringles can lid sized areolas and gum drop sized nipples which honestly were her best parts and my lips spent a lot of time wrapped up over them. Her vag was shaved but stubbly, as in it was +/- week (since a razor had been in contact with her lips and mons venus. Asshole had a ring of unshaven hair around it, which I found curious. But whatever I didn't spend any time there. Outer pussy lips lacked discernable definition as typical for BBW pussy, and pink inner lips were medium sized with a well defined and proportionally sized clit. Pussy smelled and tasted clean, with slippery juices flowing generously during FIV foreplay causing her lips to open up nicely with swollen inner lips emerging from within and very floppy and ready to take action..

[DrtyHarry]

She's new (only 1 review) and her photos look GREAT. But what photos don't show is just as important as what they do show.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....Available-now-

In all of her photos she's positioned herself so you cant see her tummy. That always means she doesn't want you to see her tummy. That always means she's unhappy with her tummy and believes prospective clients won't like it either.

I don't mind a LITTLE extra on a woman, but I prefer knowing exactly how much extra before I book.

Too bad, she looks gorgeous.

You are correct. She's just a pretty face with sagging tits a gut covered in stretch marks a fupa, big wide ass and large thighs. For the rate she charges you'd think she's premium GFE action. No, a vanilla safety girl menu with more no's than yeses. She's a hard pass.

Thank you for confirming my suspicions.

Wow. Thanks for sharing. Yeah her pics do look hot. Saved us all some time and money.

[AussieFury]

You are correct. She's just a pretty face with sagging tits a gut covered in stretch marks a fupa, big wide ass and large thighs. For the rate she charges you'd think she's premium GFE action. No, a vanilla safety girl menu with more no's than yeses. She's a hard pass.

Thank you for confirming my suspicions.

[Maui Glory]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?530747-Mschloe00

I saw Chloe over a year ago. At the time she only had a couple reviews but she advertised a special. I can't recall the actual but it was something like $120 hh /$260 hr, as in "what the hell. I don't have anything else going on tonight so worth a try. " When we met I got the sense that she was relatively new to providing. My impression is she genuinely put in her best effort, but at the end of the day it was not an experience that made me want to repeat.

Face: 3 of 5. She is not ugly. But I wouldn't call her pretty either. In fact her face is the female version of a coworker who is actually a righteous dude but I would never ever want to fuck him.

Body: 1 of 5. I estimate she's in her lower-to-mid 20's in age, 5' 9" tall, with relatively smooth and clear skin of caucasian complexion. Her body is a weird combo of BBW belly, hips, ass, and thighs but legs taper down from knees to almost-cankles and normal looking feet, then moving above the abdomen the body tapers toward upper torso with kind-of normal-ish collar and shoulders and neck, then fatty upper arms that taper down from elbow to normal looking non-chubby hands. DD cups are soft and floppy with stretch marks with nice Pringles can lid sized areolas and gum drop sized nipples which honestly were her best parts and my lips spent a lot of time wrapped up over them. Her vag was shaved but stubbly, as in it was +/- week (since a razor had been in contact with her lips and mons venus. Asshole had a ring of unshaven hair around it, which I found curious. But whatever I didn't spend any time there. Outer pussy lips lacked discernable definition as typical for BBW pussy, and pink inner lips were medium sized with a well defined and proportionally sized clit. Pussy smelled and tasted clean, with slippery juices flowing generously during FIV foreplay causing her lips to open up nicely with swollen inner lips emerging from within and very floppy and ready to take action.

Attitude: 4 of 5. She was upbeat and she put in what I perceived as genuine effort to make for a good session by engaging in nice chit chat and tried to develop rapport and put on a positive vibe with body language and words she spoke. She received instructions well and shift her body or open up her legs for access when I requested and she tried to move her body and make the sounds to make me feel like I was pleasuring her and she was enjoying it. Great effort, enthusiasm, positivity, and responsiveness.

Service: 3 of 5. For those keeping score at home: DFK, FIV, BBBJ no CIM, HJ, attempted mish & K9 CFS which I'll explain below.

To boil it all down, despite her great attitude (4 of 5 stars) and service (3 of 5) I did not enjoy the session. Why? For me it was the fact that her body was kind of a undefined blob. I was simply not aroused enough to get hard. Don't get me wrong. She used her powers of oral persuasion to get me to up, but I could not keep it going when it was time to cover up and go in, and I believe it was because I simply did not find her attractive. To make up for it instead I used the time for DATY, which I do enjoy and was able to do, as well as to engage in extended nursing her breasts, which is also something I really enjoy, and she did her part to fluff me best she could during the nursing session by manually teasing and stroking me, but unfortunately not to full avail.

To be clear she did her part as best she could. I was simply not aroused by her body, which is why I did not repeat even though she would text me occasionally inviting me to make an appointment and offering specials like 1 hr VIP for $200. While the offered specials were compelling at the end of the day without the attraction it's not money worth spending.

[DatoDaddio]

Any of you pervs seen this girl? And if so, how was it? How's she look? Menu? Etc.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....or-a-few-weeks

[BusSit69]

I've seen Ariana several times because she's a total freak, in a good way, who does it all including BBFS, BBGreek, rimming, FF, etc. She's sweet and eager to please and genuinely seems to enjoy herself. She does have a big belly, huge ass, her tits are big and soft but floppy, her face is minimal cuteness, and she's not the brightest in her special class. Yes, I'd greatly prefer someone with her attitude who's fit and gorgeous. (Let me know where to find THAT!) But she's gonzo fun. At least when she's not hung over, I guess!

Duke everything you mentioned has been my experience as well. She does have a pleasing attitude, that's why I've seen her a few times, plus I like sloppy women LOL. I will admit the 1st few times, her pussy was musky and smelled like piss. She has gotten cleaner for me. Sorry Maui had to experience that. That's gross LOL.

[DrtyHarry]

Anyone have any experience with a provider that goes by Dazzling Dawn? Here's her Insta.

https://instagram.com/donn_aalexande...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Dazzling Dawn is a very reliable provider. Reasonable rates and she is gorgeous. Likes DATY / DATO but is a safety girl. I've seen her several times and recommend her highly.

Thanks for sharing, yeah she looks gorgeous. When you say safety do you mean CBJ. I would absolutely love to do a BBJ-CIM only session with her.

[RichardCheese]

She's new (only 1 review) and her photos look GREAT. But what photos don't show is just as important as what they do show.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....Available-now-

In all of her photos she's positioned herself so you cant see her tummy. That always means she doesn't want you to see her tummy. That always means she's unhappy with her tummy and believes prospective clients won't like it either.

I don't mind a LITTLE extra on a woman, but I prefer knowing exactly how much extra before I book.

Too bad, she looks gorgeous.

You are correct. She's just a pretty face with sagging tits a gut covered in stretch marks a fupa, big wide ass and large thighs. For the rate she charges you'd think she's premium GFE action. No, a vanilla safety girl menu with more no's than yeses. She's a hard pass.

[NotYourDad1993]

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[BbKingg]

Yes that's it. She used to be Runner Girl. Now she's shortie may.

I'll also call out that her most recent ad, the photo I don't think it's actually her. She's got way less body fat with a very chiseled muscular body and much more petite and skin is very dark. At least when I saw her last year.

How is her BBBJ? Can we rawdog her?

[Zippy69]

I haven't been with any other body builder, but yes her clit was big.

In fact was so big it kind of freaked me out. I actually paused and examined her pussy very closely and felt it out and looked for any signs of surgery on her pussy and on her chest because I was paranoid that maybe she was a post op trans.

I'd say that a big clit is gross in the same way way that eating raw oysters the really big ones are kind of gross because they're too much of a mouthful because really you just want the flavor and the texture so small ones like kumamotos are perfect.

I actually look for big clit providers. It's a turn on for me. She is now on my TDL.

[Marc Spencer]

First I want to make clear that there is nothing wrong with being trans nor wanting to be with someone trans. I believe everyone should live and let live. I denounce gender or identity or sexual orientation-based hatred or discrimination. All that said trans is just not something I want.

With the caveat that I am not a surgeon nor a doctor (though I've taken many anatomy and biology and biochemistry classes in college):

I did not notice any surgery scars anywhere on her torso in the usual places where implants get inserted: under or on the side of the breast or under the armpits or around the areola, or on the upper or mid abdomen. I didn't notice any scars or discoloring anywhere that would suggest surgery. I would also wonder who would get breast implant surgery for A cups?

Her pussy seemed perfectly shaped and formed: nice puffy outer lips with no scars and smooth skin without any discoloration that I could see. Inner lips were uniformly pink, no noticeable discoloration, with sharply defined shape and appeared as inner lips are expected to appear and again I did not notice any scarring anywhere. The only unusual piece was her clit. It was like the diameter of a single serving tootsie roll, the ones that you buy for giving away at Halloween for trick-or-treat. Come to think of it it was the same color too, on the top, while pink on the underside. As mentioned the large clit size freaked me out, but as someone mentioned below this can happen for body builders.

My hypothesis is elevated testosterone levels, whether induced by diet or supplements, or maybe she's taking steroids and T to build muscle. In any case, when the embryo is forming the sex organs have not formed. Technically every embryo starts with a urogenital ridge (I can just hear the uneducated cretan calling it a vagina) and as development progresses the mix of hormone levels in the womb (amongst many other factors) will have the ridge form into genitals. The default is a vagina and ovaries, but if conditions are right a penis and scrotum will form. Why am I gibbering? Because it makes me wonder whether the ingestion of T and other body building steroids will cause not only muscles to form and swell, but maybe cause a cliterus to swell and grow too? I mean adding hormonal supplements wreaks all sorts of havoc with the body's endocrine system leading to system disruption and in some cases failure, examples including heart failure, hypertension, high blood pressure, renal failure, and so on. At the end of the day I don't know, as this is moving beyond my undergraduate studies in developmental biology and biochemistry, not to mention we're talking about a mature adult body vs an embryo.

I do recall someone else who I am planning to write a review for sometime soon when I get to it who also has a large clit, and it too really struck me as unusual but I didn't have as much doubt in my mind about her being cis female. That said hers was really sensitive and her pussy juice was fresh and clean and slippery and clear and she had really strong O when I nursed on hers, suckling on it like a hungry puppy.

I hope this helps.

Thanks for the detailed explanation! I also agree there is nothing wrong being someone trans or one should not discriminate or humiliate any human being based on anything.

[Duke Of Exeter]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-Ariana-Divine

I saw her a while ago. Might repeat, but with conditions.

Face: 2 of 5. By no means ugly but she has a very plain face. This is really bad of me to say but my first impression was of how large her head was.

Body: 3 of 5. She is larger with a lot extra around her mid section. Hips are broad, thighs are full, kind of a hump on her shoulders at the base of her neck and a double chin. Her pussy lips are undefined in the typical way that an overweight woman's pussy tends to be as the surrounding pelvic area just kind of takes over and obscures any anatomical definition of exterior pussy lips which were shaved but not completely smooth with stubbly growth. That said her skin is nice and soft and my favorite feature were her large C cups since they were very soft and tender with large nipples that I spent a lot of time latched onto.

Attitude: 3 of 5. She clearly put in the effort to make it a good session, letting me have my way with her, following my orders to move her body into positions that I wanted to allow me to comfortably nurse her C cups, or enter her K9 then mish. She also opened up big & wide when I told her to when it was time to go info DATY. She also did her part to make it sound like she was into it.

Service: 1 of 5. While compliant to my instructions I prefer initiative from my provider to explore and test and otherwise to proactively tease, stroke, massage, suck, grope. Whatever her game is. In this case I felt like I was calling all the shots and having to give instructions and wait for her to react then correct and adjust my instructions then correct again, etc, this really disrupted the flow and kind of killed the mood. She avoided kissing and the CBJ lacked enthusiasm, and the mish was physically passive though she did vocalize with dirty talk and "words of encouragement. " I managed to finish with lazy K9. When I tried to go down for DATY it smelled really bad, very musky & dank and it clearly had had been a very long time since her vag had been attend to with hygiene service. I immediately abandoned the DATY plan and decided to just skip straight to fucking her...with a condom.
...

I've seen Ariana several times because she's a total freak, in a good way, who does it all including BBFS, BBGreek, rimming, FF, etc. She's sweet and eager to please and genuinely seems to enjoy herself. She does have a big belly, huge ass, her tits are big and soft but floppy, her face is minimal cuteness, and she's not the brightest in her special class. Yes, I'd greatly prefer someone with her attitude who's fit and gorgeous. (Let me know where to find THAT!) But she's gonzo fun. At least when she's not hung over, I guess!

[ShavedKitties]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...Kristin-pootti


Incall was a 2 star hotel on the Bellevue-Redmond border. The room has it's own entrance and had good privacy.

Even though I have not repeated I would not hesitate recommend KP. My reasons for not repeating are purely for idiosyncratic personal preference for soft tits and butterfly pussy lips.

Dude she just made my tdl LOL she sounds lovely from your description, thank you for the review, hopefully she didn't get big given that your review is a year old.

[Maui Glory]

First I want to make clear that there is nothing wrong with being trans nor wanting to be with someone trans. I believe everyone should live and let live. I denounce gender or identity or sexual orientation-based hatred or discrimination. All that said trans is just not something I want.

With the caveat that I am not a surgeon nor a doctor (though I've taken many anatomy and biology and biochemistry classes in college):

I did not notice any surgery scars anywhere on her torso in the usual places where implants get inserted: under or on the side of the breast or under the armpits or around the areola, or on the upper or mid abdomen. I didn't notice any scars or discoloring anywhere that would suggest surgery. I would also wonder who would get breast implant surgery for A cups?

Her pussy seemed perfectly shaped and formed: nice puffy outer lips with no scars and smooth skin without any discoloration that I could see. Inner lips were uniformly pink, no noticeable discoloration, with sharply defined shape and appeared as inner lips are expected to appear and again I did not notice any scarring anywhere. The only unusual piece was her clit. It was like the diameter of a single serving tootsie roll, the ones that you buy for giving away at Halloween for trick-or-treat. Come to think of it it was the same color too, on the top, while pink on the underside. As mentioned the large clit size freaked me out, but as someone mentioned below this can happen for body builders.

My hypothesis is elevated testosterone levels, whether induced by diet or supplements, or maybe she's taking steroids and T to build muscle. In any case, when the embryo is forming the sex organs have not formed. Technically every embryo starts with a urogenital ridge (I can just hear the uneducated cretan calling it a vagina) and as development progresses the mix of hormone levels in the womb (amongst many other factors) will have the ridge form into genitals. The default is a vagina and ovaries, but if conditions are right a penis and scrotum will form. Why am I gibbering? Because it makes me wonder whether the ingestion of T and other body building steroids will cause not only muscles to form and swell, but maybe cause a cliterus to swell and grow too? I mean adding hormonal supplements wreaks all sorts of havoc with the body's endocrine system leading to system disruption and in some cases failure, examples including heart failure, hypertension, high blood pressure, renal failure, and so on. At the end of the day I don't know, as this is moving beyond my undergraduate studies in developmental biology and biochemistry, not to mention we're talking about a mature adult body vs an embryo.

I do recall someone else who I am planning to write a review for sometime soon when I get to it who also has a large clit, and it too really struck me as unusual but I didn't have as much doubt in my mind about her being cis female. That said hers was really sensitive and her pussy juice was fresh and clean and slippery and clear and she had really strong O when I nursed on hers, suckling on it like a hungry puppy.

I hope this helps.

Hi Maui Glory, What is your opinion after examining her pussy and chest for any signs for surgery? She is post-op Trans? Does she wear a wig? Or she is just a woman who works out a lot?