Massage Parlor Reports

**KnoxNenters** · 04-04-23 22:55

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

I asked whoever texts from the Lin's number when Sophia is coming back and they said she isn't. Heartbreaking and cockbreaking. Glad I got a chance to make those big titties bounce before she left.

It's a long shot but does anyone know where she might end up? Or even have a number? I KNOW that's a long shot but DM a brother if you do. Thanks.

I checked in with her and she told me she returns from LA on the 18th of this month. She'll let me know where. I guess you can DM me if you want. I don't plan to post again.

**KnoxNenters** · 04-04-23 22:13

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Rubmaps glory days are gone and it is no longer a good resource. But it is still good for leaving smart ass comments on the fake reviews.

Hey, Rat! I'm right behind ya. Mine expires in a couple of weeks. I stopped hitting AMPs in general, with all the amazing pussy I've found sugaring. It doesn't compare. But lately I decided to open RM to see what was up. And yes, I totally agree with all you described. I'm going to lean here going forward for recommendations, which is pretty sad as well.

This is the primary issue I have with RubMaps: no one administers the site. They have content moderators, but no support, no customer service. Before I expire my membership, I'm going to leave a review of BerryApple giving me bareback everything in the lobby of a well-known spa that always has fake reviews (that will be hard to decide) and watch it get approved. First, it'll be funny, but second, it's a little Fuck You to the site for allowing so much obvious fraud.

It's not a site designed to help consumers choose reputable service providers. It's a forum where guys tell each other where they got a handjob or managed to fuck an illegal immigrant in a dark and dirty room at rates considered to be the lowest in sex work for a reason. It's a questionable resource for curious men venturing outside their hovel to find an anonymous sex provider, but it's definitely not reliable. It is simply a product of the niche market it is associated with. Dark, full of deception, always shifting the players around, and of questionable value.

UNRELATED FYI: I learned a couple of months ago Seattle PD was defunded so badly that they only have 2 people available for trafficking, and their workload is stacked and focused on cases involving minors and children. So it's doubtful any of us will get in trouble, but also likely that fraud and low quality everything will continue to flourish.

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Now, while we're on the topic of quality, who can tell me where the hottest under-30 yo masseuse is in the Seattle zones that will suck and fuck for $200? The **best masseuse**, with big tits, tiny pussy and relentless oral skills? DM me, so it can remain our little secret. LOL.

**Shogun Hua** · 04-04-23 21:17

I had a successful run at Apple on 85th, usual rates for 60 min. I was told they don't have a table shower. Stand up shower only. Small parking lot in the back of the building. Seniors can PM me for more details.

**DamianDono** · 04-04-23 18:49

I asked whoever texts from the Lin's number when Sophia is coming back and they said she isn't. Heartbreaking and cockbreaking. Glad I got a chance to make those big titties bounce before she left.

It's a long shot but does anyone know where she might end up? Or even have a number? I KNOW that's a long shot but DM a brother if you do. Thanks.

**Nonono90** · 04-04-23 14:48

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

My subscription just expired and sadly, I'm not renewing. I estimate that it has been better than 90% fabricated reviews recently. There have always been the BS reviews, but I really feel like it's gotten exponentially worse. Just isn't even close to worth the value anymore.

I could list all the indicators of the fake reviews, but I just don't want to take the time. But a few of them are.

-usernames that typically include 2 numbers at the end. Not always the case. But very often the case. Seems like they hijack someone else's name and just add a number to it.

-The reviews ALWAYS talk about the cleanliness, neatness, and "organization" of the shop. Because we really care about that shit. And also, real reviews NEVER or very rarely talk about that shit.

-They ALWAYS talk about the massage quality. Always. "She found my kinks", "she got all of the right spots", blah blah blah. I know that a lot of dudes do enjoy the massage but that's probably more of an exception than a rule.

-They always use ridiculous pet names for the junk. Most often "junior and the boys". But frequently much more just stupid and adolescent names that sound silly when they use them.

The fake reviews have taken over the platform. Real users don't seem to be posting reviews anymore. I've been considering letting my membership roll off as well.

Are there any other good sources of information or is it just this website & rubmaps? Wish there was somewhere else to get / share info.

**Efurufe** · 04-04-23 14:15

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

My subscription just expired and sadly, I'm not renewing. adios Rubmaps!

Crap, we'll miss you over there. It's rare to find actual real reviews, and I always liked reading yours. TBH, I rarely leave reviews anymore because I feel so jaded towards the site, so I guess I'm also part of the problem. Just wish they could do something about the fake ones.

**BananaBandit** · 04-04-23 13:44

What I wouldn't give to find more women who truly knew what they were doing in bed such as this one! I'm tempted to show this to providers before they start.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cp2mP...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

**Efurufe** · 04-03-23 17:31

Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]

Its location (Roosevelt Way Northeast, near Northeast 70th) was primary in my spa choice

Is this the old "Mid-Roosevelt Massage Parlor"? It's marked as closed on RM, was wondering if it ever opened again after covid.

**Original703** · 04-03-23 13:44

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Its location (Roosevelt Way Northeast, near Northeast 70th) was primary in my spa choice; timing and convenience over-rode other factors. I rang the bell and Fiona greeted me at the door and led me to a room. Typical screening: have you been here before? Fiona took my 40 for the house and left while I disrobed. I placed the gratuity on the table. Returning to the room, she gratefully accepted the additional 140. She began with a light massage--it was perfunctory--and pretty quickly asked me to flip. When I did so, she lost the skirt, the panties, the top, and pulled her bra down to her belly; I prefer full nudity but whatever.

Fiona stood next to the table, brought me to a semi-erection, applied a cover and began oral. She placed one leg close to me, her left foot up on the table, providing easy vaginal access: digits and tongue. She's not a tiny woman, nor is she fat. Kinda thick but with breasts that are small in proportion to her body type. Maybe she's 40 ish, definitely younger than some of the providers further north. There was a slightly medicinal scent emanating from her body. Reminded me of A+D Ointment.

We were in 69 for a while, then we moved to missionary. After fucking for a bit, she asked if I wanted oral again. Before I could answer, she'd moved out from under me and gotten onto her hands and knees, and took me in her mouth. I reached under and fondled her breasts, gently squeezing her nipples, and enjoying her suction. With one hand on her breasts, I patted her butt with my other hand. She got me rock hard and invited me to enter her pussy again.

When I mounted her a second time, she was markedly wetter than before. That's a turn-on for me. Together, we exchanged a lot of dirty talk and we got the job done.

Fiona is a nice, accommodating, friendly and giggly provider. I appreciated her kindness and efforts. Would I return? Maybe. Are there other, older providers who get my engine revving more? Yep.

**KitWalker1967** · 04-02-23 11:18

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

My subscription just expired and sadly, I'm not renewing.

Damn. Your reviews and comments there were some of the only ones I trusted. Thanks for all the good commentary about the local parlor scene!

**VillageRat** · 04-01-23 20:21

My subscription just expired and sadly, I'm not renewing. I estimate that it has been better than 90% fabricated reviews recently. There have always been the BS reviews, but I really feel like it's gotten exponentially worse. Just isn't even close to worth the value anymore.

I could list all the indicators of the fake reviews, but I just don't want to take the time. But a few of them are.

-usernames that typically include 2 numbers at the end. Not always the case. But very often the case. Seems like they hijack someone else's name and just add a number to it.

-The reviews ALWAYS talk about the cleanliness, neatness, and "organization" of the shop. Because we really care about that shit. And also, real reviews NEVER or very rarely talk about that shit.

-They ALWAYS talk about the massage quality. Always. "She found my kinks", "she got all of the right spots", blah blah blah. I know that a lot of dudes do enjoy the massage but that's probably more of an exception than a rule.

-They always use ridiculous pet names for the junk. Most often "junior and the boys". But frequently much more just stupid and adolescent names that sound silly when they use them.

-Fake reviews almost NEVER respond to any comments on their posts.

-They very rarely use the "Kitty" description of shaved, Bush, or clean shaven.

Okay that's it. Rubmaps glory days are gone and it is no longer a good resource. But it is still good for leaving smart ass comments on the fake reviews. Until that becomes tiresome too.

Got my go to girls for whatever my mood may be these days, so adios Rubmaps!

Originally Posted by Ss8988 [View Original Post]

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.

**ZoooBus** · 03-31-23 20:42

Originally Posted by Ss8988 [View Original Post]

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.

And if you are only interested in what is offered at various sources that can be found with the Advanced Search function without paying for a membership.

**HarleySteve** · 03-31-23 14:03

Originally Posted by JustForFunGuy [View Original Post]

Hey all.

Any info on diamond spa in Snohomish? I live nearby and wondering if I should save my money.

You can get a nice HJ here never asked for anything else.

**Ss8988** · 03-31-23 12:29

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

As an FYI for those of you who use RubMaps reviews as part of your search for a quality experience, as well as those who are considering a paid membership there, please be aware that their management is selectively deleting and / or simply not posting submitted information about fake reviews. For about four days I had a post up in the Washington State-specific forum regarding the apparent increase in fake reviews following our recent local activity, essentially stating it was possibly being done to coax guys back to the parlors. It received a decent amount of attention and members from other states chimed in about what they're experiencing in their areas. As of this morning it's gone. I've also commented on several reviews that I've discovered were simply cut and paste jobs of other reviews, only to discover later that the mods didn't approve the post.

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.