Massage Parlor Reports

**Original703** · 04-03-23 13:44

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Its location (Roosevelt Way Northeast, near Northeast 70th) was primary in my spa choice; timing and convenience over-rode other factors. I rang the bell and Fiona greeted me at the door and led me to a room. Typical screening: have you been here before? Fiona took my 40 for the house and left while I disrobed. I placed the gratuity on the table. Returning to the room, she gratefully accepted the additional 140. She began with a light massage--it was perfunctory--and pretty quickly asked me to flip. When I did so, she lost the skirt, the panties, the top, and pulled her bra down to her belly; I prefer full nudity but whatever.

Fiona stood next to the table, brought me to a semi-erection, applied a cover and began oral. She placed one leg close to me, her left foot up on the table, providing easy vaginal access: digits and tongue. She's not a tiny woman, nor is she fat. Kinda thick but with breasts that are small in proportion to her body type. Maybe she's 40 ish, definitely younger than some of the providers further north. There was a slightly medicinal scent emanating from her body. Reminded me of A+D Ointment.

We were in 69 for a while, then we moved to missionary. After fucking for a bit, she asked if I wanted oral again. Before I could answer, she'd moved out from under me and gotten onto her hands and knees, and took me in her mouth. I reached under and fondled her breasts, gently squeezing her nipples, and enjoying her suction. With one hand on her breasts, I patted her butt with my other hand. She got me rock hard and invited me to enter her pussy again.

When I mounted her a second time, she was markedly wetter than before. That's a turn-on for me. Together, we exchanged a lot of dirty talk and we got the job done.

Fiona is a nice, accommodating, friendly and giggly provider. I appreciated her kindness and efforts. Would I return? Maybe. Are there other, older providers who get my engine revving more? Yep.

**KitWalker1967** · 04-02-23 11:18

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

My subscription just expired and sadly, I'm not renewing.

Damn. Your reviews and comments there were some of the only ones I trusted. Thanks for all the good commentary about the local parlor scene!

**VillageRat** · 04-01-23 20:21

My subscription just expired and sadly, I'm not renewing. I estimate that it has been better than 90% fabricated reviews recently. There have always been the BS reviews, but I really feel like it's gotten exponentially worse. Just isn't even close to worth the value anymore.

I could list all the indicators of the fake reviews, but I just don't want to take the time. But a few of them are.

-usernames that typically include 2 numbers at the end. Not always the case. But very often the case. Seems like they hijack someone else's name and just add a number to it.

-The reviews ALWAYS talk about the cleanliness, neatness, and "organization" of the shop. Because we really care about that shit. And also, real reviews NEVER or very rarely talk about that shit.

-They ALWAYS talk about the massage quality. Always. "She found my kinks", "she got all of the right spots", blah blah blah. I know that a lot of dudes do enjoy the massage but that's probably more of an exception than a rule.

-They always use ridiculous pet names for the junk. Most often "junior and the boys". But frequently much more just stupid and adolescent names that sound silly when they use them.

-Fake reviews almost NEVER respond to any comments on their posts.

-They very rarely use the "Kitty" description of shaved, Bush, or clean shaven.

Okay that's it. Rubmaps glory days are gone and it is no longer a good resource. But it is still good for leaving smart ass comments on the fake reviews. Until that becomes tiresome too.

Got my go to girls for whatever my mood may be these days, so adios Rubmaps!

Originally Posted by Ss8988 [View Original Post]

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.

**ZoooBus** · 03-31-23 20:42

Originally Posted by Ss8988 [View Original Post]

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.

And if you are only interested in what is offered at various sources that can be found with the Advanced Search function without paying for a membership.

**HarleySteve** · 03-31-23 14:03

Originally Posted by JustForFunGuy [View Original Post]

Hey all.

Any info on diamond spa in Snohomish? I live nearby and wondering if I should save my money.

You can get a nice HJ here never asked for anything else.

**Ss8988** · 03-31-23 12:29

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

As an FYI for those of you who use RubMaps reviews as part of your search for a quality experience, as well as those who are considering a paid membership there, please be aware that their management is selectively deleting and / or simply not posting submitted information about fake reviews. For about four days I had a post up in the Washington State-specific forum regarding the apparent increase in fake reviews following our recent local activity, essentially stating it was possibly being done to coax guys back to the parlors. It received a decent amount of attention and members from other states chimed in about what they're experiencing in their areas. As of this morning it's gone. I've also commented on several reviews that I've discovered were simply cut and paste jobs of other reviews, only to discover later that the mods didn't approve the post.

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.

**ShinamotoJason** · 03-31-23 12:18

Tina at Lin's Spa today and will be at Dream tomorrow.

Originally Posted by ShinamotoJason [View Original Post]

Dream, NW Market Seattle, amazing legs, all natural.

**ShinamotoJason** · 03-30-23 23:25

Dream, NW Market Seattle, amazing legs, all natural.

**ShinamotoJason** · 03-30-23 23:18

Dream, NW Market Seattle, amazing legs, all natural.

**ShinamotoJason** · 03-30-23 23:09

Currently with CK, 16th Ave Seattle. Good luck.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 03-30-23 21:48

Originally Posted by Roxxx456 [View Original Post]

Hey all,
Looking for a massage place in and around Seattle that can provide a decent massage with lots of teasing / sensual touches. FS not required.

Have you tried Yami at Eternity? (145th and Greenwood, at the border of north Seattle and Shoreline).

**YsGolf** · 03-30-23 20:08

Will be in the Redmond / Bellevue area and am looking for intel on where the best reasonably close place would be for me. Really only looking for L1 and don't want to waste my time on fake places. Appreciate any help and can return the favor on the east coast.

**Roxxx456** · 03-30-23 16:42

Hey all,

Have a report for you all. Mana Massage in Belltown is legit but YMMV.

Looking for a massage place in and around Seattle that can provide a decent massage with lots of teasing / sensual touches. FS not required.

Thanks.

**JustForFunGuy** · 03-29-23 23:41

Hey all.

Any info on diamond spa in Snohomish? I live nearby and wondering if I should save my money.

**Lombard** · 03-29-23 21:22

Stumbled across this place today. I think there was only the mamasan working. Probably in her mid 40's or early 50's. A little thick, but not bad for her age. Got a helluva good deep tissue massage. She found knots in my back I had no clue were even there. Same for my thighs.

Wanted 60 for a HE but was willing to negotiate.

Just the massage was worth my time and money.