Massage Parlor Reports

[Conplrxx]

Went to MM the other day because I heard that Jun Jun was back. Asked for her but was told she just started and that I'd have to wait around an hour for her.

Was offered Eva instead. Remembering good reviews about Eva, I agreed.

I'll just cut it short and say that you guys overhyped her too much. She's not that good. Built like a midget, mid performance. I wish I waited for Jun Jun because I know she delivers.

[SpeedRacerV]

Had a stop in Milk this week and requested Nichole due to some good review. I have been to Milk often and never been dissapointed, until now. I guess Nicole is very new and it showed. Poor DFK skills, Poor BJ skills, Poor FS skills. She made me feel like a piece of meat she was pounding for dinner. No tenderness no rhythm, just very rough and not enjoyable. One of the reasons I went with her is she talks 2 or 3 pops which I love, but I barely could get 1 because of the poor service. Question for you guys when you leave and asked how was it do you give honest opinion? I just couldn't bring myself to say it was bad so I just gave a thumbs up.

[Calenton777]

I went to BO this morning. MMS told me that it is her last day working at BO.

BO will have a new owner, new MMS & new girls starting tomorrow (April 1st).

The new owner will use more Asian girls and fewer Latina women.

I hope this is an April's Fools joke. BOs niche is they have Latinas, only reason most of us go there, otherwise there are better options.

[GlobalLuck]

I'm flying out Monday for my first trip to Orlando. I was disappointed to see the update about BO as Latina options really are non existent in my part of the country. I'd be curious to hear from anyone I've the next few days how much has changed there this first week. I've not really seen mention of any comparable alternatives for those types of girls when reading the forum history.

[New2Jax]

Ok so there are mostly AMPs and a couple with many Latinas but are there any parlours in Orlando staffed by basic white bread American gals that give the same or better than the AMPs like MM??

I mean Enter Eden on Hoffner has a couple non latinas that are hot but service can be hit or miss, and pricing too. Or if I want American flavor I am looking at escorts and UTR women?

[New2Jax]

Problem is the guy you qoute is a troll wit several banned handles that post bad info.

For the guy asking about Eden.

[Bjceb]

It is just like a casino, if you bring it in you will leave without out it. Kind of the rule of the little head. That is why casinos and AMPs have atms in there as well. Just saying.

I can't log into my old account, but I'm a senior member. Here is a tip when going into a AMP only bring the donation and tip with you. Leave everything safely in your car. I've never had my stuff messed with in my 20 years going to AMP. Be safe and watch your surroundings as always.

[BigTimY1979]

I would be visiting your glorious town end of this month and plan to visit MM and NDS. However, I have questions regarding certain things. When I hand them the donation over, is it safe to leave my phone and other things in my trousers in the massage room? How does this work? Do you just undress and leave your pants in the room before they take you off to the TS? Do I have to worry about them going through my pants when I'm in the shower?

I can't log into my old account, but I'm a senior member. Here is a tip when going into a AMP only bring the donation and tip with you. Leave everything safely in your car. I've never had my stuff messed with in my 20 years going to AMP. Be safe and watch your surroundings as always.

[SouthSonny]

I would be visiting your glorious town end of this month and plan to visit MM and NDS. However, I have questions regarding certain things. When I hand them the donation over, is it safe to leave my phone and other things in my trousers in the massage room? How does this work? Do you just undress and leave your pants in the room before they take you off to the TS? Do I have to worry about them going through my pants when I'm in the shower?

[Bjceb]

So the question is do the latino's up there game to compete with the Asians or do they all leave because they refuse and get jealous of what the Asians getting all the business.

Since milk has the green light almost every AMP has girls that have menus some are confused about what there worth and and have gps but the services is available.

I went to BO this morning. MMS told me that it is her last day working at BO.

BO will have a new owner, new MMS & new girls starting tomorrow (April 1st).

The new owner will use more Asian girls and fewer Latina women.

[RonDesantis]

I've read reviews that this place is a scam but it was literally 7 minutes from my hotel so I figured the short drive would make it worth it. Ha.

Rung the doorbell and older Hispanic lady opened up. Said her name was Cherry.

She had an ok face, nice beautiful hair that I later touched and found out to be extensions which made me not want to push her head down LOL, but she was slightly curvy / chubby or whatever you want to call it, however her black blouse hid it. Was told it was 340 mario coins for FS and I decided to go through with it any ways. I was there already and my flight was set to leave in 4 hours. So I figured what the hell, fuck it. What a mistake.

She grabbed my junior while soft played with it for no more than 5 seconds and literally, I kid you not, gave me the condom and told me to put it on and to get my self hard, turned around and got on her phone. She couldn't even try to get me hard. I get it some dudes walk in rock hard ready to go. I'm not that guy, I'm waiting at the door trying to see if I'm going to get busted or if I'm going to be the one busting. So naturally I am not that guy LOL.

She gave me the condom and so I did her job and put it on, she began the CBJ, and once again I was disappointed. She sucked it for like 7-10 seconds and then would Just perform HJ, and would sit there moaning terribly for like a hot minute and I'd tell her over and over that I wanted her to go down, but she would just perform HJ filled with these annoying fake ass moans with a few seconds of CBJ. This went on for no more than seven minutes and so I just told her to get on fours.

At this point I figured I couldn't be disappointed, and I'm hitting it doggy, it's got to be good right? Man, this chick was trying to hold my cock in her hand the whole time without letting me put it in, eventually I rammed it in her and I was more interested in leaving than staying so I pulled a "gone in 60 seconds". As soon as I finished, she got off the bed and grabbed her phone. So I cleaned my self up and dipped.

2 girls were outside in the waiting area too. They honestly looked ghetto as hell.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...lando-fl-38685#rubmaps.

For the guy asking about Eden.

[Big In Japan]

Been seeing ads on this place. Says it's 5 minutes away from MCO. Brazilians, Columbians etc. Has anyone indulged in this place? Does anyone know the location? I'm kinda paranoid to call the numbers on these ads for fear of uncle. Thanks.

It's on Hoffner, as the ad says, close to the airport. Do a search, it's been reviewed a few times in this forum. Reports are not good though.

[Area Gentleman]

All right, before I begin, let me just provide some context. I've been to AMPs plenty of times before in another state. I was visiting florida for work and kept seeing MM on the forums. Basically, I have a lot of experience going to AMPs despite my post count, I'm not too big of a poster I only.

...But if you are used to the professional, somewhat clean, protected AMP experience, idk about this place dude. This place reminded me of like a Satanic brothel LOL. Not what I was expecting at all man. Just a head ups to others.

Interesting. I've been visiting MM regularly for years and had more sessions with the girls there than I can remember or count. All of my experiences, from the cleanliness to the quality and attitude of the providers, have been the exact opposite of what you describe. I would venture to guess that the same is true with nearly all the guys who post here. Perhaps there are other factors at work you haven't considered.

-AG.

[RonDesantis]

All right, before I begin, let me just provide some context. I've been to AMPs plenty of times before in another state. I was visiting florida for work and kept seeing MM on the forums. Basically, I have a lot of experience going to AMPs despite my post count, I'm not too big of a poster I only.

Post when I think it has to be posted. So went to MM today, handed the 200 $, went to a room. Mind you I had to wait like 10 min while some chick was moaning like crazy in the background. In comes Gina who I had originally thought was KiKi since she had cat ears on. Her face wasnt really doing it for me, I asked for Nicole instead based on reading the forum. They stated she wasnt here today and offered Eva instead. I said sure I've seen good reviews on her as well. In comes Eva, she's really short, like 5'0 which I knew. She saw me and sort of jumped on me and kissed me right away. I knew she was energetic so was expected. The weird part about Eva was the way she stared into my eyes while ontop of me. LOL her eyes looked pitch black in that room and she was smiling as well. I was actually a little scared as embarassing as that sounds in that moment LOL. But after some tit sucking and what not she led to me the shower. This is where Ill get detailed. So I'm laying there on the table shower and I've read about TUMA being something they do here which is just weird to me. I specifically told this girl before we began NOT to do that at all. She laughed and said " But I want to" . I still said no. So she's showering me and still goes for it and she goes ALL in. (BTW I thought the "T" in TUMA was for Thumb, boy was I wrong) At that point I was like man what the f, whatever I guess. She finishes doing that and takes a swig of mouth wash and spits in some random spot on the floor. I turned around immediately and just grabbed her head and shoved it down my cock. This was the nicest part of my visit, I just had her blow me nice and slow, I'd smack her when she tried to take her mouth off it. We went back to the room dried up. I had her blow me some more. She uses a little bit of teeth which sucked but whatever. Then we got to the banging. This is where I started to lose a LOT of attractiveness for Eva. This crazy woman was about to fuck me with no condom. I reminded her and was like wait wait we need condom. And she was like " Okay 1 min I be back". I was like WTF? Never in my experience have I EVER, had this happen to me at an AMP, I'm thinking she just forgot, but I mean how could you forget? Its the ONE thing you have to do? I will say, I'm a young fellow, quite handsome, Idk if that has anything to do with it, but Anyways, I fucked her for maybe 2 minutes and couldn't keep going because of how unattracted I was to this little lady. In Other states, the providers are much more careful and cautious as to not get STDs or get pregnant. They arent as careless or reckless as this girl was. In addition, her body wasnt that great either, her tits were ok, but ass, pussy, legs, and face werent that great at all. I told her you know what its been a long day I think I'm good for now. She had this really surprised look probably because all you guys absolutely destroy her. She looked kinda disrespected if that makes sense, like as If I did something disrespectful. Were walkin around the place I'm asking what everyones names are. They all come in to kiss as I'm walking around which I've never had happen to me. If you go here, in my opinion the best looking one there was Joanna. I wish I had gotten her instead. I think it wouldve made the experience a tad bit better. This placed is probably crawling with all sorts of shit on the sheets, towels, and shower floors tho. But yea. That Eva girl is insane. Which I'm sure some of you are into. But if you are used to the professional, somewhat clean, protected AMP experience, idk about this place dude. This place reminded me of like a Satanic brothel LOL. Not what I was expecting at all man. Just a head ups to others.

The fake moaning and the over the top GFE is what attracts the customers. I agree. It's a pig stop for sure. It's like the drive thru of massage parlors.

[RonDesantis]

Been seeing ads on this place. Says it's 5 minutes away from MCO. Brazilians, Columbians etc. Has anyone indulged in this place? Does anyone know the location? I'm kinda paranoid to call the numbers on these ads for fear of uncle. Thanks.

It's 340 coins for FS.

Rushed job.

You'll be in and out at 15 minutes tops.

Horrible place.