Massage Parlor Reports

[RHunterBiden]

Hi,

Long time reader in the Chicago area, visiting in a couple of weeks and looking for recommendations. I'm looking for a nuru type massage (yeah, I know we're not in Asia), but yeah, looking for a good (the more legit the better) massage, some body to body contact, and a HE. Double bonus for GFE or natural bodies. Hopefully, not too much to ask.

From my research, it looks like Havana and NoHo are good contenders. Any GFE there? These places appear to be one price with HE included, right? I plan to hit at least a couple and will gladly provide TRs in exchange. Is calling ahead better or walking in? I like the idea of a line up.

Is Orange County any better? I've been looking at bedpage and there seem to be a lot of places to try out, but if it's like Chicago, then I don't want any action from old Koreans who are 6's at best.

I'll also try a place out if anyone has a good lead. I have a lot of strip club advice if anyone needs it. Thanks in advance.

[Jignesh]

Yeah I've been there.

It has that annoying quality of looking like an AMP but not being one. Neon open sign, strip mall, front desk, the name. But nope. Straight legit.

Should have posted my FR and saved someone from heartache / money. Another sign that took me there was the mention of table shower (in fact, I had Googled TS and it was one of the few results).

During the TS, she put a small towel on johnny. Just politely said no when I removed it to ask for a clean up. LOL.

[PriscillaM]

I hadn't seen any reviews on this spot so I guess I'll start.

Went last Sat to Skin Care on SaMo Blvd. Made an appt since all they have are Latina. In walks a Latina with huge bolt on and a huge ass. She recognized me from Eco so it was straight to business. She wanted to charge me 150 $ for full service, told her I only had 1, we settled for 1. 2.

The place is nice and upscale, I could tell the in room showers are used and taken advantage of. I asked her for her name but tbh I was too concentrated on her ass. Going back to check Victoria or Tania.

Everyone knows about this fat latina nuclear accident place. On santa monica and like armacost, across from that little target store. All the girls there have fake asses and implants from a gardener college in bogata.

[Djm138]

I hadn't seen any reviews on this spot so I guess I'll start.

Went last Sat to Skin Care on SaMo Blvd. Made an appt since all they have are Latina. In walks a Latina with huge bolt on and a huge ass. She recognized me from Eco so it was straight to business. She wanted to charge me 150 $ for full service, told her I only had 1, we settled for 1. 2.

The place is nice and upscale, I could tell the in room showers are used and taken advantage of. I asked her for her name but tbh I was too concentrated on her ass. Going back to check Victoria or Tania.

What is the cross street? TIA!

[GearBoxer99]

I hadn't seen any reviews on this spot so I guess I'll start.

Went last Sat to Skin Care on SaMo Blvd. Made an appt since all they have are Latina. In walks a Latina with huge bolt on and a huge ass. She recognized me from Eco so it was straight to business. She wanted to charge me 150 $ for full service, told her I only had 1, we settled for 1. 2.

The place is nice and upscale, I could tell the in room showers are used and taken advantage of. I asked her for her name but tbh I was too concentrated on her ass. Going back to check Victoria or Tania.

[PriscillaM]

I want to tell you something. Listen well. We are all lucky men.

There is nothing sexier than having dora break a sweat and having to take off her mask to have your balls drained.

If you've never had a sweaty handjob from dora, you've missed the best in life.

You can't handle the truth.

[PriscillaM]

Is Jennifer Natalia? She had some awful massive milkers. I will check it out soon and see how it is.

I saw jennifer at 3401, nasty tits, like bolted on with roofing nails.

I had never seen her before anywhere. I will not be seeing her again.

[Lazy67I]

This place is going to last as long as Reaves will be on the Lakers' starting 5.

The lineup:

Jennifer (I think) - the CEO of the place. She has been doing assistive masturbation in Santa Monica and MDR for a long time. Is blonde with pale skin but is latinx. Has awful fakies, but loves playing with and sucking cock.

Griselda. Morbidly obese latinx woman who speaks literlly PHd English but reverts to Spanish reflexively. Does a way too long bullshit massage and had to be convinced. It took about 3 nanoseconds to give me a handjob. Has some of the best penod skills ever. So good you can ignore her housekeeper looks. She has a massive ass and tits, but no exposure to them.

Ana. Black gal who is a little off. I went over the time with her and when I nutted she had that reaction when you hand in a doctoral thesis. Again, fabulous skills on my penoc. Did not take off any clothes either.

They are open late if that is good for you and they seem to be busy. Once someone figures out what the fuk is going on there, well, it is back to the wharf.

Is Jennifer Natalia? She had some awful massive milkers. I will check it out soon and see how it is.

[JohnRichard]

Girls wear High heels?

Sorry missed this q. Yes she wore 5 inch heels. Took them off with everything else like but would be quite willing to keep on selective pieces of apparel if you say so.

[JohnRichard]

Or, you can go to lomita or Downey and get fucke for less than a 100.

Downey or Lomita under 100. Please share!

[PriscillaM]

I am heading to LA next week for a business trip and staying at the Westin downtown.

I read throw the forum and couldn't find any information on AMP in downtown area.

Would be great to get some recommendations!

Thanks.

The Westin, known by locals as the Bonaventure, is one of my favorite hotels. Lots of rich Asians like the place and there are always rumors of prostitutes frequenting the bars there.

The problem for you is that downtown l. A. Has become an open air experiment in municipal government that ignores the principal function of government, namely, the protection of its citizens.

Downtown is having the life sucked out of it as more and more businesses are getting the fuck out. There is a bit of life left on spring street, but it is not the greatest demo. There are no massage parlors of any use anywhere in downtown. It is a gross area, and your best bet is to stay at the hotel and only go out if you have a concealed carry permit.

Your best option is to get a car and drive the ho stroll blade on Figueroa by the 60's and 70's. You can taste la street life without fear of criminal prosecution given that, again, the current government does not care about trafficking. However, you are risking a bullet to the head.

So, if you want to him MPs, you will need a car and hit west Hollywood or some of the granny shacks on the west side. Or, you can go to lomita or Downey and get fucke for less than a 100.

[SaltyDog]

I am heading to LA next week for a business trip and staying at the Westin downtown.

I read throw the forum and couldn't find any information on AMP in downtown area.

Would be great to get some recommendations!

Thanks.

Welcome to the forum. Just read back a couple more pages and you'll get all the information you need. Happy hunting.

[Blabla2023]

I am heading to LA next week for a business trip and staying at the Westin downtown.

I read throw the forum and couldn't find any information on AMP in downtown area.

Would be great to get some recommendations!

Thanks.

[PopTawt]

Site is down and seems like it's not coming back anytime soon. Would anybody mind sharing her info?

Bueller?

[TacoDude1415]

What's this place called? LOL.

Well, holy dogshit, there is now a real Latina MP in marina del Rey.

The manager / owner is the Colombian gal who worked out of that suite in Santa Monica.

I saw another girl there and she had phenomenal dickwork skills.

She did not allow for anything other than OTC.

I did not meet the other girl.

The parking is not for shit, it is non existent. Maybe walk from culver city.