Massage Parlor Reports

**MassErrection** · 03-27-23 12:46

Originally Posted by CamperBob [View Original Post]

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...ughty-or-nice/

I saw her the other day. Massage wasn't anything special, not great, not horrible. The HE was decent. After it was over, she kept offering a shower. I was pretty oily so I accepted. I was in and out of the shower in minutes and was nervous about leaving my clothes and wallet out with her so I hurried. I got out to the car and checked my wallet and I am 99% sure that $100 is missing.

Lesson learned. Be careful.

Always take your clothes with you to the shower! LOL.

**LastsLonger** · 03-27-23 11:41

Originally Posted by ViagraN [View Original Post]

The Ukranians have come up before. One person stated they received a HE once from one of the Ukranians / Russians. Everybody else (including me) has never had more than a gentle brushing of the boys.

Never, and I go to one of their houses as well. I can take off draping but never anything more.

**LastsLonger** · 03-27-23 11:40

Originally Posted by Dream44 [View Original Post]

There are two places. Lilys in Monticello and Lilys in Big Lake next to Coburns. I have been to both last summer without any luck. I heard Lily sold the place in Big Lake.

I'll let you TOFTT and report back.

I get serviced in Big Lake after the Lily's sale. FYI standard handshake.

**OnlyMe1234** · 03-26-23 22:53

Originally Posted by CamperBob [View Original Post]

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...ughty-or-nice/

I saw her the other day. Massage wasn't anything special, not great, not horrible. The HE was decent. After it was over, she kept offering a shower. I was pretty oily so I accepted. I was in and out of the shower in minutes and was nervous about leaving my clothes and wallet out with her so I hurried. I got out to the car and checked my wallet and I am 99% sure that $100 is missing.

Lesson learned. Be careful.

If they insist that you shower, insist that they shower with you. While I do enjoy a good table shower at an AMP, that is something I always worry about. I try not to bring much more than what I think I'm going to need so they can't steal much. That's easier done at an AMP than with an independent / agency lady since you don't always know what the upcharges are going to be. I have missed out on extras (FS) because I didn't have enough money but that's better than getting money stolen.

This reminds me of my first AMP experience. I was so afraid that they might steal something I left my wallet in the car. Mamasan asked for my I'd so I had to go back to my car to get it. She and the girl I ended up with were giggling at me since they could tell that I was nervous as hell. I didn't bring enough money for the HE but she gave me a nice HJ anyways and told me to bring more the next time.

**CamperBob** · 03-26-23 17:26

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...ughty-or-nice/

I saw her the other day. Massage wasn't anything special, not great, not horrible. The HE was decent. After it was over, she kept offering a shower. I was pretty oily so I accepted. I was in and out of the shower in minutes and was nervous about leaving my clothes and wallet out with her so I hurried. I got out to the car and checked my wallet and I am 99% sure that $100 is missing.

Lesson learned. Be careful.

**MitchP4735** · 03-26-23 09:24

Originally Posted by WoozerBuck [View Original Post]

What is very rush mean in common English?

Sorry about that, brain wasn't working that day. The messages were very rushed, gave me an address right form the beginning of the texting and said to text them when I'm outside. Then they stopped texting. I thought this to be odd but was wondering if there is any legitimacy to it at all.

**WoozerBuck** · 03-26-23 01:24

Originally Posted by MitchP4735 [View Original Post]

Anybody?

I've texted and she / they are very rush now.

Said they are in an apartment, I don't have a problem with that except I can't find any reviews or information.

What is very rush mean in common English?

**Deutsche205** · 03-25-23 21:06

Curious if anyone else has similar stories.

I was traveling down south, where L3 services are much more reliable. I stopped in to a place I was familiar with and paid for an hour since I also wanted a massage. Lady was the only one working, so 10 minutes in, when another guy showed up, she used her phone to translate if I could wait 15 minutes as the other client was not there for a massage. I chuckled and agreed. Turned out she only needed 10 to get him in and out.

I found it humorous, but curious if others had some stories to share.

Not much around these parts to discuss. Good places keeps seeming to disappear.

**ViagraN** · 03-24-23 22:26

Originally Posted by RdhdBen [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if the "Ukrainian" place offers extra? I've been once and given the amount of covering I was provided I would expect more is offered, but I have been back to find out.

The Ukranians have come up before. One person stated they received a HE once from one of the Ukranians / Russians. Everybody else (including me) has never had more than a gentle brushing of the boys.

**RdhdBen** · 03-24-23 21:41

Does anyone know if the "Ukrainian" place offers extra? I've been once and given the amount of covering I was provided I would expect more is offered, but I have been back to find out.

**Petet** · 03-24-23 11:49

Originally Posted by Dream44 [View Original Post]

There are two places. Lilys in Monticello and Lilys in Big Lake next to Coburns. I have been to both last summer without any luck. I heard Lily sold the place in Big Lake.

I'll let you TOFTT and report back.

I already have, without your permission. I'm hoping for a positive recommendation on something new.

**Dream44** · 03-24-23 10:16

Originally Posted by Petet [View Original Post]

Can anyone guide me to a fun massage in or anywhere near Big Lake?

There are two places. Lilys in Monticello and Lilys in Big Lake next to Coburns. I have been to both last summer without any luck. I heard Lily sold the place in Big Lake.

I'll let you TOFTT and report back.

**Petet** · 03-23-23 19:51

Can anyone guide me to a fun massage in or anywhere near Big Lake?

**ChrisNoit2** · 03-23-23 08:06

Anyone know of any independents or parlors that are worth it in Chaska, Victoria, or chanhassen? Let me know and I'll shoot ya a message where to go in Bloomington.

**CamperBob** · 03-22-23 23:55

Originally Posted by Dream44 [View Original Post]

Stopped in because I was driving by and had and extra 30 minutes. Thought I might be lucky on my second visit but NO. I guess that's what they call insanity. Thinking you will be a different result from the same action. No such luck. Massage was good for $50 for 30 minutes but not touching and she indicated no flip. So, not even a DIY place. I would not repeat or recommend.

I get great service every time I go there!! I don't know what you guys are doing wrong!