Massage Parlor Reports

**BuckeyeNerd** · 03-22-23 01:54

Originally Posted by UndeadHentai [View Original Post]

Anyone have any advice where to visit in the Udistrict?

One massage.

**UndeadHentai** · 03-21-23 14:12

Anyone have any advice where to visit in the Udistrict?

**WaRubMonger** · 03-21-23 14:09

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

I can't get to Rubmd.com from anywhere. Anyone know what's up?

I'd assume due to potential local heat they are laying low.

**Mitch Cor** · 03-21-23 13:47

I can't get to Rubmd.com from anywhere. Anyone know what's up?

**Mrzow** · 03-21-23 02:12

Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]

Maple Village Spa (NE 55th and 25th Ave NE). The hours, the front door setup and the security made me hopeful. However, the woman who greeted me was dressed in a manner that reminded me of the places in Vegas where you go in for a foot rub and all you get is a foot rub. I didn't stay.

Do they have extras?

They do offer FS. About $$ to see a gal that was mid30-early 40's. Thin, Chinese with a plump B-C cup.

I'm on the bigger side, so didn't get to go full throttle like at Lin's or Total Relax.

It's good enough for the area. Nothing mind blowing.

**Shogun Hua** · 03-20-23 21:14

Originally Posted by BrianAlex009 [View Original Post]

Hello People of the Guide.

I just found out this gem of a website, a couple of days ago. I was wondering if anybody could guide me, how much does it usually cost for an FS and how do I initiate it. I am nervous even walking in. Any tips from your past experiences are appreciated. Hope you folks have a great day.

Basically, read the AMP guide and read the forums. Please don't forget to share your experiences.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2291-AMP-Tips-and-Guidelines/page14

**Shogun Hua** · 03-20-23 21:11

Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]

Maple Village Spa (NE 55th and 25th Ave NE). The hours, the front door setup and the security made me hopeful. However, the woman who greeted me was dressed in a manner that reminded me of the places in Vegas where you go in for a foot rub and all you get is a foot rub. I didn't stay.

Do they have extras?

For me, it was always a HJ place. I heard that recently its changed to a FS place, but I haven't been back to confirm.

**BrianAlex009** · 03-20-23 13:53

Hello People of the Guide.

I just found out this gem of a website, a couple of days ago. I was wondering if anybody could guide me, how much does it usually cost for an FS and how do I initiate it. I am nervous even walking in. Any tips from your past experiences are appreciated. Hope you folks have a great day.

**Original703** · 03-20-23 13:15

First time at Q Spa on North 45th in Wallingford. Rang the bell and Nancy answered the door. I was slightly nervous as I'd read about the recent statewide busts, and a visit to an unknown AMP felt imprudent. Nancy is older than some and younger than others. Shoulder length black hair, friendly demeanor, very nice body (based on her face and clothed appearance, I'd guess her age at 50; based on her naked body, I'd guess quite a bit younger) --she is a sexy Chinese woman.

She left the room with the house fee, and I got undressed. She returned, made polite small talk, and surprised me be asking whether I was a cop. I stood naked in front of her and told her no, but she was still anxious. Her anxiety provoked my own. Still fully clothed she reached down and gently cupped my balls. Then she asked how she could be sure I wasn't a cop. I said, "Is it okay if I touch your breast?" She acquiesced, and I briefly massaged her breast. No O&A, and I wasn't about to initiate. Nancy asked to review my driver's license--I think maybe once in the hobby have I ever shared that--and I complied. She studied it. I generally try to stay anonymous or at least discreet; I felt pretty uncomfortable with my decision to show my identification. But the penis wants what the penis wants.

Nancy handed the license back, seemingly satisfied. She left the room again. And I had that thought that perhaps we've all had: this it, they're coming in, I'm going to be cited or arrested. I wasn't worried that I'd committed any infraction, but I'm also aware that you don't have to be guilty to be arrested. She returned and I gave her the gratuity. Then she bolted the front door and locked the door of the room we were in. She massaged my neck, back and legs, occasionally teasing my balls. When I arched my back, she gently reached under and stroked me. Nancy appeared not to be in any hurry. She continued the back massage with warm oil. Prior to the flip, she brought hot towels to remove the oil.

On the flip, her hands moved straight to my cock and balls. No pretense of a chest massage or leg massage. Fine by me. She stroked me to full hardness. Then she peeled off her clothes. She removed her shoes and dress, and she let me remove her panties. She stood next to me and applied some antiseptic to my nether regions. She put on a disposable glove and place some lube inside her. After tossing the glove, Nancy lay on the table and invited me up. She applied the condom and in I went! Very nice fit. We continued in mish until I finished.

House fee + gratuity: 200.

I might repeat but the application of the antiseptic and the clinical glove for lube wasn't super sexy.

Looks like the building is close to demolition--Nancy gave me a card for a shop on Mercer Island, Blossom Wellness Spa, and said it's the same owner. Also, she asked for my phone number but I declined.

**Original703** · 03-20-23 13:05

Maple Village Spa (NE 55th and 25th Ave NE). The hours, the front door setup and the security made me hopeful. However, the woman who greeted me was dressed in a manner that reminded me of the places in Vegas where you go in for a foot rub and all you get is a foot rub. I didn't stay.

Do they have extras?

**ZoooBus** · 03-19-23 13:39

Originally Posted by KorbenDallas [View Original Post]

There is a 99.9% chance that they have herpes. As others have pointed out, it's not a thing that is constantly contagious.

From what I have read it is always somewhat contagious. There is no way of knowing if a person is a threat or not. In fact most people that have herpes are blissfully ignorant of that fact. One has to be specifically screened for that disease to know that one has it. This is an older article, but 90% of people that tested positive for herpes were unaware that they had the disease. Some even had effects for it and doctors misdiagnosed it. One needs an antibody test to be sure. And for your run of the mill person the odds are one out of five that one has it. If one regularly goes bareback with various sex workers it is going to be a sure thing that one has it. The good news is that unless one's partner was a virgin before they hooked up with any hobbyist they cannot claim that the disease came from their current sexual partner:

https://www.webmd.com/men/news/20020...erpes-epidemic

**Spectacular** · 03-18-23 18:12

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Greetings Everyone,

Spectacular posted that he/she will no longer be participating in the forum.

Pursuant to Forum Policy, I have deleted this resignation post and retired his/her membership.

Thanks,

Jackson

**KorbenDallas** · 03-18-23 13:36

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

One thing I've always wondered, especially about all the elderly BBFS AMP ladies. How have they been taking miles of dick bare, for so many years and still never caught anything permanent like herpes?

There is a 99.9% chance that they have herpes. As others have pointed out, it's not a thing that is constantly contagious.

**SayOcean** · 03-17-23 10:01

I was trying out a new restaurant that is next to Elite Spa in Edmonds. I notice that while the top signage still says 'Elite Spa' on the door they had decals and stickers calling themselves as Blue Ocean Massage. I never gave Elite Spa a shot due to recent comments saying it wasn't worth it. But someone might want to TOFTT with this new change.

**Bfm66** · 03-17-23 01:22

Was feeling the urge, so I stopped in at VIP to see if there was anyone new or at least Rose was there. Much to my dismay, one of the usual grannies opened the door, I asked if Rose was there, she said no, so I asked if Michelle was there and she surprised me by saying yes she was. Of course she tried to convince me that she was better, but I knew better than that. She took me back to the room and Michelle soon came in, looking hot as hell in her little bikini top and short white cutoffs. She greeted me with a big smile, a hug and kiss. She had been on an extended vacation and it was her first day back. She had me undress and asked if I wanted a table shower, but I had just showered and was anxious to get to the activities at hand. She said no problem, I smelled good! She had me lie down and lightly ran her hands all over me, then ran her beautiful aftermarket tits all over my back and started trailing butterfly kisses over my shoulders and up my neck, which drove me nuts. I flipped over and she presented her breasts for me to kiss and suck on while she manually manipulated my Johnson, bringing it to full attention. She then gave me a BBBJ for a bit until I had her climb aboard for a mustache ride, which I believe she enjoyed quite well. She then prepared to mount up for cowgirl and asked if I wanted a cover. I always have trouble with the damn things and was very happy when she hopped on bare. She started with a slow grind, working up to a frenzy that had me spewing in a few minutes. She left me to recover while she cleaned herself up, then returned with a hot, wet towel, which she quickly used to clean me up after a quick spritz of alcohol. I got dressed and she gave me a big hug and kiss and sent me off with a smile. For those that don't know her, she is a tiny thing, probably mid 40's, long auburn hair, a tight little body with a nice pair of man mades. Definitely one of the better looking north Lynnwood / south Everett AMP providers.