Massage Parlor Reports

**Crutches** · 03-20-23 08:10

Got back from a business trip to Portland so posting now.

Afternoon visit last Wednesday, drew a short thick gal with double D'Souza and cute face. Can't remember her name.

Decent massage no English skills very fast hand massage, I prefer a slower type of massage but it was ok.

On the flip she says yes to FS for one-six-0.

Good oral uncovered and covered full service. While she was riding cowgirl she told me I should meet other 2 gals who are "very small" her words.

I said sure so she calls out in Chinese and two gals walk right in while she's still on top riding me. I only remember one name of a tiny cute spinner Candy that I will try out next time.

Candy said "pick me next time I ride you better" and all three started giggling as the two left the room.

**Bvrpdx** · 03-19-23 18:57

Originally Posted by CoSolo [View Original Post]

I visited a massage place in Washington last week.

I walked in to be greeted by this instead of the usual.

Hewo wewcome.

Hewo wewcome.

I squeezed it and the lady came out laughing. And said mass sage gi.

That's so funny.

And then you must've posted this to Reddit shortly after. Was the massage at the Dollar General too?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinter...eb2x&context=3

**CoSolo** · 03-19-23 14:28

I visited a massage place in Washington last week.

I walked in to be greeted by this instead of the usual.

Hewo wewcome.

Hewo wewcome.

I squeezed it and the lady came out laughing. And said mass sage gi.

I couldn't resist even though she wasn't my type.

Believe it or not it was a good legit massage with no mention of extras. Not even a HE.

But I left happy with the solid massage.

I guess if they don't offer extras they can afford to joke about them.

**Van Lurker** · 03-18-23 16:09

Originally Posted by DosedAgn [View Original Post]

Visited Sunnys in Vancouver. Was greeted by the manager who I previously had a shit experience with and reviewed in this forum. Asked who else was working and she called another girl up. God damn she was fine. Mid-late 30's, great body, summer dress, with pouty red lips.

Opted for the hour. Provided a great massage, 8/10 for an AMP. 30 minutes, then towels, they another 10. Excellent experience with her sittin on my back, her hair tickling my neck and crack as she would dismount.

Some teasing at the end. It wasnt until she was on her back that I could tell she had bolt ons. Normally I stand firm at 140, but negotiated to 160 as I figured it would be wot it.

Daty, FS, CBJ, choking, FIA. Great ass, the view from the back. One of my top 5 AMP experiences. If DFK was on the table I'd say she'd be a solid 2nd best.

Go see her. Her names La La, just avoid the manager who has been there for over a year. She's absolutely terrible.

Had 2 great and 2 fair experiences here. Since Candy is no longer there, it's been less fun. However, had a new girl by the name of April which was great. Went back a week later and she was already gone. Too bad, very nice experience. Lots of chat via google translate.

**OneOne9** · 03-18-23 11:51

Originally Posted by FunGuy6 [View Original Post]

I did a recon last week. I tried to go to the new L&V on Main St in Tigard, but the individual was busy both times I stopped by. .

I stopped in recently greeted by an attractive MILF. I was planning on returning later that day but her unfriendly response when I told her I would come back changed my mind.

**DosedAgn** · 03-17-23 22:15

Visited Sunnys in Vancouver. Was greeted by the manager who I previously had a shit experience with and reviewed in this forum. Asked who else was working and she called another girl up. God damn she was fine. Mid-late 30's, great body, summer dress, with pouty red lips.

Opted for the hour. Provided a great massage, 8/10 for an AMP. 30 minutes, then towels, they another 10. Excellent experience with her sittin on my back, her hair tickling my neck and crack as she would dismount.

Some teasing at the end. It wasnt until she was on her back that I could tell she had bolt ons. Normally I stand firm at 140, but negotiated to 160 as I figured it would be wot it.

Daty, FS, CBJ, choking, FIA. Great ass, the view from the back. One of my top 5 AMP experiences. If DFK was on the table I'd say she'd be a solid 2nd best.

Go see her. Her names La La, just avoid the manager who has been there for over a year. She's absolutely terrible.

**FunGuy6** · 03-17-23 13:33

I did a recon last week. I tried to go to the new L&V on Main St in Tigard, but the individual was busy both times I stopped by. I dropped by the location at Walnut and 99 W only to be greeted by someone I had no interest in. I went by CNE to check out the place by the record store only to forget that it was reported that it closed down. CNE isn't great as the last time I went I got who I think is the owner and she admitted to being lazy on the massage and just got standard finish, nothing great and won't repeat. Swung down to Tualitin, confirmed Refresh is out of business (shame as they had beautiful ladies there). Stopped by nice day and was greeted by an older woman with a stern face so I moved on. Went around the corner to a new place called Angel massage. Owned by the same person as Starlight. At first thought was going to give them a try for a voluptuous woman, but when I got a closer look she didn't do it for me. I went to Barbur blvd, tried the place down behind by a poker place, but no one answered the door. Went across the street to Joy, but didn't like what I saw so no Joy. Went to Starlight, saw an attractive 25 year old, she refused to do hour massage, agreed to HH. Weak massage flipped aft 10 minutes agreed to FS but wasn't worth it as she acted like you were forcing yourself on her. Refused to continue massage after.

**Tungsten99** · 03-16-23 22:49

Originally Posted by BillJ1984 [View Original Post]

That sounds like her, I remember she did that to my clothes that were on the seat. Did you ever get full session with her?

Always just standard with OTC roaming.

Still good, because the massage was decent, she's cute and nice, and money was never discussed.

**BillJ1984** · 03-16-23 20:24

Originally Posted by Tungsten99 [View Original Post]

Alice was young, cute and short with glasses. She did one thing that was unique when she entered the room -- she would put a towel over the clothes that were hanging on the hooks. I guess she was worried about video.

I haven't seen her there since the remodel.

That sounds like her, I remember she did that to my clothes that were on the seat. Did you ever get full session with her?

**Tungsten99** · 03-15-23 20:07

Originally Posted by BillJ1984 [View Original Post]

I didn't catch a name but she was hot and young, short.

And super playful and great attitude.

Alice was young, cute and short with glasses. She did one thing that was unique when she entered the room -- she would put a towel over the clothes that were hanging on the hooks. I guess she was worried about video.

I haven't seen her there since the remodel.

**BillJ1984** · 03-15-23 17:04

Originally Posted by Tungsten99 [View Original Post]

I didn't see anybody else.

Do you mean Alice from before COVID?

I didn't catch a name but she was hot and young, short.

And super playful and great attitude.

**OneOne9** · 03-15-23 13:34

Originally Posted by TiedYed2112 [View Original Post]

-Tigard on Main- What a mess the street is. 30's, attractive. Lead to room, said 50/70, chose the hour and she walked out without collecting. No English. She was wearing shorts over tights, should have known. She gave a very nice rub. Used her hands, fore arms, elbows. Climbed up onto the table to get some leverage. After about 30 minutes, I flip. She asked "ok?" I said OK. No haggling. When she was done, she continued with the rub. I tried to get up to leave and she put me back on the table to finish the hour. Afterwards, she walked out, I got dressed, put the 70 and 40 on the table. As I got to the front door, she asked, "70? I gestured back to the room.

Did she offer any other extras? If this is the shop I think it is they have a post with a very full+ menu.

**Dexxzy** · 03-15-23 12:07

Originally Posted by TiedYed2112 [View Original Post]

-Tigard on Main- What a mess the street is. 30's, attractive. Lead to room, said 50/70, chose the hour and she walked out without collecting. No English. She was wearing shorts over tights, should have known. She gave a very nice rub. Used her hands, fore arms, elbows. Climbed up onto the table to get some leverage. After about 30 minutes, I flip. She asked "ok?" I said OK. No haggling. When she was done, she continued with the rub. I tried to get up to leave and she put me back on the table to finish the hour. Afterwards, she walked out, I got dressed, put the 70 and 40 on the table. As I got to the front door, she asked, "70? I gestured back to the room. The rubs were good at Evergreen and on Main. I might repeat when I want a rub, but nothing else.

Rare to find someone that respects the full hour. Do you have a name (last I scouted there were 2 working)?

**TiedYed2112** · 03-15-23 02:04

Over the past week, I sampled a few places:

-Hillsboro, NW Evergreen- I was met by an attractive 30 something, taken to room. Chose an hour. She leaves the room. 10 minutes later she returns, kinda playful, says it will be a few more minutes. After waiting way to long, Sophie (different girl) comes in, apologizes and starts. Decent English. Nsolid rub. No teasing. On the flip, it was strictly business. Got the full hour. 50/70.

-Tigard on Walnut- Older woman, forgot her name, said she was 42. Got a 1/2 hr. Fluent English. Nice rub. Standard ending 50 + 40 tip.

-Tigard on Main- What a mess the street is. 30's, attractive. Lead to room, said 50/70, chose the hour and she walked out without collecting. No English. She was wearing shorts over tights, should have known. She gave a very nice rub. Used her hands, fore arms, elbows. Climbed up onto the table to get some leverage. After about 30 minutes, I flip. She asked "ok?" I said OK. No haggling. When she was done, she continued with the rub. I tried to get up to leave and she put me back on the table to finish the hour. Afterwards, she walked out, I got dressed, put the 70 and 40 on the table. As I got to the front door, she asked, "70? I gestured back to the room. The rubs were good at Evergreen and on Main. I might repeat when I want a rub, but nothing else.