Massage Parlor Reports

**JakeGoodfella** · 03-17-23 01:15

Originally Posted by Jay117 [View Original Post]

Is it Equipoise? Haven't been there myself. Just trying to go from vague description to actual site. Definitely interested to hear.

LOL! They named a spa after an anabolic steroid!

**Jayp80** · 03-16-23 22:31

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

You will see some weird shit here cause Angel always and I means always over books. She will also leave.

The room mid session to only god knows what.

But one time I was walking in for my appointment and one guy I guess couldn't wait and had another guy waiting handling Angles Job -all I could say is like what the fuck and left. But seriously Angel is taking about 40+ cocks a day and literally will pass out on you mid session.

Place has amazing potential if Angel would hire some talent.

The place is right by the corner on a busy street with tons of foot traffic from cta, metra, tourists, workers etc. She gives you a code to get in the building then you enter a building that probably hasn't been remodeled in 80+yrs. She overbooks and you will most likely run into the previous monger and / or next. One of the things I hated was she would be magically forgets how to speak english once you ask her to do her job.

**Dbiz01** · 03-16-23 22:22

After Zeus closed down, I could not locate Selma. It was rumored she was at Vida for a while but is no longer there. Any info on where she landed? Thanks.

**Baggio66** · 03-16-23 22:15

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

You will see some weird shit here cause Angel always and I means always over books. She will also leave.

The room mid session to only god knows what.

But one time I was walking in for my appointment and one guy I guess couldn't wait and had another guy waiting handling Angles Job -all I could say is like what the fuck and left. But seriously Angel is taking about 40+ cocks a day and literally will pass out on you mid session.

Place has amazing potential if Angel would hire some talent.

This is at the place on Van Buren? There are hardly any people in the south loop nowadays.

**BandManWD** · 03-16-23 22:00

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**FuckIt216** · 03-16-23 20:53

Originally Posted by Slapie33 [View Original Post]

What is your description? Do you know possible a range?

Angel is about 40 ish. Nerdy Look about 90 lbs max no tits at all thin body but like banging a homeless Asian chick just really not the best to be honest and always rushed you cum.

You cum.

You cum.

You cum.

Like no motherfucker I haven't just shut up and suck for Christ sakes LOL.

**FuckIt216** · 03-16-23 20:50

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Gay stuff? In a parlor for men? WTF. Whatcu mean? Are you sure this is not an "American me " situation?

You will see some weird shit here cause Angel always and I means always over books. She will also leave.

The room mid session to only god knows what.

But one time I was walking in for my appointment and one guy I guess couldn't wait and had another guy waiting handling Angles Job -all I could say is like what the fuck and left. But seriously Angel is taking about 40+ cocks a day and literally will pass out on you mid session.

Place has amazing potential if Angel would hire some talent.

**FuckIt216** · 03-16-23 20:47

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

What ever happen to the place in 35th and archer? Shit was reliable for a quick bang for your buck (pun intended).

It moved a couple blocks over.

**Jinurso** · 03-16-23 20:25

Originally Posted by IAmTheManyo [View Original Post]

You didn't see Karina yet by any chance? Curious.

Nope. Tina is probably higher up on my list. I missed her on Monday and don't see her again this week.

Anybody see any of the new girls yet?

**Ratso100** · 03-16-23 18:25

What ever happen to the place in 35th and archer? Shit was reliable for a quick bang for your buck (pun intended).

**Ratso100** · 03-16-23 18:23

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

It's HAO Spa she has 2 apartment locations in Chinatown also you will know when Angel is there her tapped up red Toyota is parked outside. Place is on the second floor in a rent an office type building. You will get the funny look if you run into someone in the hall way. Overall I only go there when all else fails or other places are hot with LEO but 99.9% of the time you will get Angel and depending what number cock you are for the day the menu opens up. Got a plastic wrapped blow job from her a couple weeks ago and even walked in on some gay stuff once in her waiting area -.

But worth the experience once I guess.

Gay stuff? In a parlor for men? WTF. Whatcu mean? Are you sure this is not an "American me " situation?

**Slapie33** · 03-16-23 16:25

What is your description? Do you know possible a range?

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

It's HAO Spa she has 2 apartment locations in
Chinatown also you will know when Angel is there her tapped up red Toyota is parked outside. Place is on the second floor in a rent an office type building. You will get the funny look if you run into someone in the hall way. Overall I only go there when all else fails or other places are hot with LEO but 99.9% of the time you will get Angel and depending what number cock you are for the day the menu opens up. Got a plastic wrapped blow job from her a couple weeks ago and even walked in on some gay stuff once in her waiting area -.

But worth the experience once I guess.

**IAmTheManyo** · 03-16-23 15:03

You didn't see Karina yet by any chance? Curious.

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I hear Camilla has a somehow similar look to Claudia but has a better menu. Not sure what "better" consists of, but I might check her out some time and see what she's like. Strange that she's flown under the radar for so long, and sometimes that's not a great sign.

**FuckIt216** · 03-16-23 13:08

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

Is this Spa Pro?

It's HAO.

Second floor corner of Van Buren & Clark.

**FuckIt216** · 03-16-23 13:07

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

What's the name of the joint? I got free time tomorrow and will be in the area seeing a dental appointment .

It's HAO Spa she has 2 apartment locations in Chinatown also you will know when Angel is there her tapped up red Toyota is parked outside. Place is on the second floor in a rent an office type building. You will get the funny look if you run into someone in the hall way. Overall I only go there when all else fails or other places are hot with LEO but 99.9% of the time you will get Angel and depending what number cock you are for the day the menu opens up. Got a plastic wrapped blow job from her a couple weeks ago and even walked in on some gay stuff once in her waiting area -.

But worth the experience once I guess.

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