Massage Parlor Reports

**JohnRichard** · 03-09-23 12:49

Originally Posted by ShuperShtar [View Original Post]

Found a great massage parlor in the bellflower area, named crystal spa.

It's a FS type spa, the girls they staff there are a lot hotter than other places.

I saw 'Lucy' she had some fantastic large breasts and a nice booty. Enjoyed some CFS from her in mish for a nice ticket. Left happy and will return as their staff seems to be much hotter than other locations.

Anything on damages please?

**EdCarbone** · 03-09-23 12:25

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/la...597171395.html

Tried her out. 1 hr massage for. 8 and it doesn't matter what type you want, you get a pokey-shaking-rub with a few seconds of actual massage here and there. She is probably 60+ with large rock hard melons and a slim figure. She spends about 10 minutes talking and mixing the lotion so it's fresh for you. Constantly reminding you to breath her way. Near the end she went to wash her hands, came back and said I was done. I asked if we could do more and she said no because I opened her bathroom mirror cabinet (I did not. It was probably partly open and when I opened the bathroom door, the pressure pushed it open further). She said no more because I must be schizophrenic and looking for drugs. This went on for five minutes with me trying to explain that I didn't. Then she revealed that her "spirit guide" told her that my spirit guide opened the cabinet because it wants my attention. Luckily for me it turns out she is a healer and "great kahuna" and communicates with her spirit guide regularly, which she described for 10 minutes. Needless to say I realized I needed to get her in contact with my spirit guide, which is actually my flagpole, and though it's large, it cannot open bathroom mirror cabinets. For the next 15 minutes she educated me on Blackrock and how it's taken over the world and Governor Newsom is in on it because he broke Elon Musk and then brough him back and controls him. Finally she told me what I knew was coming at some point: the elite have been moving out into space. Sadly she didn't reveal any information on space aliens. I happened to look down at my flagpole during this and it was trying to convince my balls to detach from my body and make a run for it. Finally after agreeing to everything while maintaining contact with her intense and insane eyes, she gave a HE. Took off her clothes and let me touch all, but not too much on the kitty. Rock hard boobs were not fun. Technique was good and had my first prostrate (didn't work for me) and had to finish myself. Tip was. 6. Never going back. Or within 10 square miles just to be safe. If any of you are brave enough, see if you can get her take on space aliens.

**ShuperShtar** · 03-08-23 17:02

Found a great massage parlor in the bellflower area, named crystal spa.

It's a FS type spa, the girls they staff there are a lot hotter than other places.

I saw 'Lucy' she had some fantastic large breasts and a nice booty. Enjoyed some CFS from her in mish for a nice ticket. Left happy and will return as their staff seems to be much hotter than other locations.

**MisterTwinkies** · 03-08-23 15:55

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

OK, this is the list of girls, I think, at the nerve center of the MP universe:

1. Dora. A jedi. Actually is 26. Has the best nipples since coco at the finger. Has some nonsense tats. Likely works wednesdays. Hotter than any of the drek on sawtelle. Literally a hot young asian.

2. Yu Yu. A jedi. Age unknown. Titties unknown. Slim as a cigarette. Hard body. Wears a mask, will talk dirty. Looks like her ass is as tight as a lug nut on a rusted 65 chevy. Just like pie.

3. Bella. Slightly less size nipples than dora. The orange hair girl. May have a c secion scar. Has a Bush.

4. cynthia. Poor man's dora. Older a bit. Fine tits.

5. coco. I think she is good, I am thinking she has a bit of a tough face, but nice long hair and lean body.

6. tiffany. Just meat. Clinically acceptable. Nice tits.

7. Kiki. Mamasan and VP of supply chain management, meaning she cooks the squirrel meat and kimche. This is a good one for you old farts. She must be close to 40. Looks like she may give head.

8. susan. A diversity hire.

To my knowledge, there is nothing here more than handjobs and under the clothes.

Ok, you got me here, I forgot my monger decoder ring at my mom's place, and they don't sell Rubmaps Branded Breakfast Cereal at my local grocery store anymore. Can I get a more precise hint on this location? I'm going to be in LA next weekend.

**PriscillaM** · 03-07-23 17:18

Originally Posted by Jbjb1983 [View Original Post]

Talked to Eve and she said that's a lie. They just got a new place and had to leave the old place. There's no drama. They are back now.

At least senators don't have men killed.

**PriscillaM** · 03-07-23 14:06

Originally Posted by Propaganda123 [View Original Post]

Can you point me in the direction of Bianca or the new listing?

The valley's favorite alike is back!

https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/7b3...3-e20e171881ca

**Propaganda123** · 03-07-23 04:15

Originally Posted by Jbjb1983 [View Original Post]

Talked to Eve and she said that's a lie. They just got a new place and had to leave the old place. There's no drama. They are back now.

Can you point me in the direction of Bianca or the new listing?

**Jbjb1983** · 03-06-23 23:11

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

The no ho pad died because the owner of the house fell in puppy love with one of the hoes.

There was much drama when the owner's wife found out. She had no idea that hubby was running a bordello.

A few of the girls have made it over to the "landale" pad. The one that has a shit brigade of drug addicted thatmall girls.

No sightings of Bianca or eve.

Talked to Eve and she said that's a lie. They just got a new place and had to leave the old place. There's no drama. They are back now.

**PriscillaM** · 03-05-23 00:55

OK, this is the list of girls, I think, at the nerve center of the MP universe:

1. Dora. A jedi. Actually is 26. Has the best nipples since coco at the finger. Has some nonsense tats. Likely works wednesdays. Hotter than any of the drek on sawtelle. Literally a hot young asian.

2. Yu Yu. A jedi. Age unknown. Titties unknown. Slim as a cigarette. Hard body. Wears a mask, will talk dirty. Looks like her ass is as tight as a lug nut on a rusted 65 chevy. Just like pie.

3. Bella. Slightly less size nipples than dora. The orange hair girl. May have a c secion scar. Has a Bush.

4. cynthia. Poor man's dora. Older a bit. Fine tits.

5. coco. I think she is good, I am thinking she has a bit of a tough face, but nice long hair and lean body.

6. tiffany. Just meat. Clinically acceptable. Nice tits.

7. Kiki. Mamasan and VP of supply chain management, meaning she cooks the squirrel meat and kimche. This is a good one for you old farts. She must be close to 40. Looks like she may give head.

8. susan. A diversity hire.

To my knowledge, there is nothing here more than handjobs and under the clothes.

**Drooo** · 03-04-23 23:07

I drove by this place today in Atwater (between Los Feliz and Glendale). Has anyone ever visited? Anyone have any Intel?

**PriscillaM** · 03-02-23 20:17

Originally Posted by IAmGib1 [View Original Post]

Does anyone frequent any Thai AMPs that also provide FS? LA or SFV?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoshXY1N-40

Not sure if they give you a water on the way out.

**PriscillaM** · 03-02-23 13:27

OK. I am going on namenda. I hit wharf last night looking for Dora and her tight ass.

Bella instead took them and claimed she saw me before.

Bella is not bad. But man, I just can't remember if I saw her.

She had a c section scar I think.

**PriscillaM** · 03-02-23 12:54

Originally Posted by IAmGib1 [View Original Post]

Is that the one near the car wash?

I think there is only one. It is literally this place on the east side of Lincoln, I think just before Washington? It is like buried between two businesses. It was granny shack and mask central when I went.

**IAmGib1** · 03-02-23 08:01

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Supposedly that hole in the wall on Lincoln near the dominos pizza does FS. I went there once and I thought the place was going to collapse if the girl's pussy farted.

Is that the one near the car wash?

**PriscillaM** · 03-01-23 16:43

Originally Posted by IAmGib1 [View Original Post]

Does anyone frequent any Thai AMPs that also provide FS? LA or SFV?

Supposedly that hole in the wall on Lincoln near the dominos pizza does FS. I went there once and I thought the place was going to collapse if the girl's pussy farted.