Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGuy1]

So did you get HE?

I agree with Hotstone's review of Meditation on Watson, I too had a petite shy masseuse. Very thorough and relaxing. I will repeat!

[DeadDead22]

1) Would it be acceptable to walk out if masseuse you get is not to your liking (looks / age)?

2) How would you ask politely to see other ladies who may be working there?

It's your money. Be honest. Ask politely. Excuse yourself politely.

Be POLITE. Don't be a dick. It goes a long way with anybody. These women aren't crack addicted desperados. It's like being rude at McDonald's. It accomplishes nothing since they are an assembly line.

Someone will come along behind you and they don't take offense.

[Sparky Smith]

1) Would it be acceptable to walk out if masseuse you get is not to your liking (looks / age)?

2) How would you ask politely to see other ladies who may be working there?

Hmm. Not sure if Sparky was using proper etiquette, but he walked into an AMP once and asked the middle aged woman at the desk "Who's available now to give a massage?" The woman said she was, but she wasn't really what Sparky was looking for, at the time. Sparky asked "Is anyone else available? No. Ok, I'll come back later. " Maybe Sparky is a Bull in a China shop, but he walked out.

[Tiny Lil]

1) Would it be acceptable to walk out if masseuse you get is not to your liking (looks / age)?

2) How would you ask politely to see other ladies who may be working there?

[FartCity]

I took a trip to Relax Day Spa on Manchester based on a report I read here. Went in with somewhat low expectations considering I was going in the middle of the day. I called in advance and was told to come in at 12:40 and upon arriving, I was immediately taken to a room. An older Asian woman, probably in her 50's, was my masseuse. The massage started off very vanilla as she kept the sheet on top of me for at least the first 10-15 minutes and I thought it would be a total bust. Then she adjusted the sheet to do my legs but still remained very guarded on what she did and where she went. After rubbing my legs and thighs for a bit, she asked if she could remove the sheet, which I obviously said yes to, and she proceeded with a great inner thigh and butt massage with some teasing that could have just been by accident. But then the teasing got more intentional as she spread my legs wider apart and started massaging as close as she could get to my ass / taint / balls. Great sensation. As she was doing this, she moved my arm / hand to where it was between her knees, which I took as a queue that it was on, so I started rubbing her calf and thigh then up between her legs for a bit. A few minutes later, she asked me to flip and noticed how hard I was, telling me "very nice" and gave me a nice face and chest massage before moving further south. She grabbed copious amounts of oil and started lubing me up slowly. My hands roamed up her shirt and I asked her to take it off, but she just pulled it up. I sat up and played with her nipples with one hand while my other ventured back down between her legs. This went on for a bit as she stroked me slowly but firmly to a great finish as I played with her. Then a nice treatment with some hot towels as she cleaned up my mess. She gave my guy a little squeeze and said see you next time. At $.6 for the hour and $.4 tip, it was a great session.

$. 0 = $100. I have no idea why that became a thing in AMP speak. . It's like the dudes who type YMMV after every post. . Like, no ish, bruh.

[Rollamale]

So traveling down 44 Sullivan / Cuba / rolla / st. Robert / Lebanon areas there are a few Asian massage options that seem to have potential. One in particular I have tried that I hope does over time. If anyone has had luck in those areas PM me.

There has not been any real action along I44 in years. I visited one massage place on Missouri Ave, on the left just before the front gate. There have paper thin walls. I have visited this place a few times. There was not even a hint of teasing or any extras. The ladies appeared to be mid 30's, average.

I hear there is a place or a lady in Lebanon who offers extras. I hear she is a bit picky on body type. If she does not like you, forget about getting anything extra. I do not have any info on the lady in Lebanon. I think she is an independent who operates out of her home.

Check the Springfield, MO for massage. About a year ago someone listed all the massage places he had visited and what the results were.

Good luck and happy hunting.

[SouthCityGuySt]

I took a trip to Relax Day Spa on Manchester based on a report I read here. Went in with somewhat low expectations considering I was going in the middle of the day. I called in advance and was told to come in at 12:40 and upon arriving, I was immediately taken to a room. An older Asian woman, probably in her 50's, was my masseuse. The massage started off very vanilla as she kept the sheet on top of me for at least the first 10-15 minutes and I thought it would be a total bust. Then she adjusted the sheet to do my legs but still remained very guarded on what she did and where she went. After rubbing my legs and thighs for a bit, she asked if she could remove the sheet, which I obviously said yes to, and she proceeded with a great inner thigh and butt massage with some teasing that could have just been by accident. But then the teasing got more intentional as she spread my legs wider apart and started massaging as close as she could get to my ass / taint / balls. Great sensation. As she was doing this, she moved my arm / hand to where it was between her knees, which I took as a queue that it was on, so I started rubbing her calf and thigh then up between her legs for a bit. A few minutes later, she asked me to flip and noticed how hard I was, telling me "very nice" and gave me a nice face and chest massage before moving further south. She grabbed copious amounts of oil and started lubing me up slowly. My hands roamed up her shirt and I asked her to take it off, but she just pulled it up. I sat up and played with her nipples with one hand while my other ventured back down between her legs. This went on for a bit as she stroked me slowly but firmly to a great finish as I played with her. Then a nice treatment with some hot towels as she cleaned up my mess. She gave my guy a little squeeze and said see you next time. At $.6 for the hour and $.4 tip, it was a great session.

[Jannisary]

I am curious to know if AMP busted how someone can found guilty if he is not doing any illegal after all its massage parlors.

They'll try to scare you into a confession probably. Or if they want to be real dicks about it they'll arrest you for patronizing a prostitute even if there isn't sufficient evidence to make the charge stick. The old you can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride deal.

[TheBoy8292]

Exactly! Escorts are getting pretty rough out here with trailer trash wanting to charge luxury rates.

A AMP will usually have a moderately attractive person on hand, is cheaper than most escorts, and they will treat you nice because they need to keep you as a regular to stay in business.

The only thing to worry about is a bust, but I think the popo have enough to deal with than to worry about an AMP that everyone knows what really goes on inside of. Way better than the risk of showing up to an escort and getting shook down by her pimp.

I am curious to know if AMP busted how someone can found guilty if he is not doing any illegal after all its massage parlors.

[RHornyBoy]

I've done searches and research several times and have come IP with next to nothing on Kayla Foxxx (currently on tryst). Tall, long blonde hair, nice rack, bigger ass. If anyone has any info. Specifically is FS available. Please feel free to pm. Again, I've done a fair amount of digging but haven't found much at all.

Thanks. D.

The only reviews are negative on here and another board, I looked at booking with her but decided against it. Let us know how it turns out.

[Derosa]

I've done searches and research several times and have come IP with next to nothing on Kayla Foxxx (currently on tryst). Tall, long blonde hair, nice rack, bigger ass. If anyone has any info. Specifically is FS available. Please feel free to pm. Again, I've done a fair amount of digging but haven't found much at all.

Thanks. D.

[Mav69]

OK, I know there is hardly any chance of anything beyond a massage happening here. I got a gift card for a massage at Salon De Christe. So my question to everyone is there anyone you recommend? Beautiful female with nice breast is preferred. Feel free to message me if you do not want to post it.

[SkullMarked25]

No, I wouldn't. It's the same reason I keep going back. I get really tired of the hit and miss game of this hobby lately.

Exactly! Escorts are getting pretty rough out here with trailer trash wanting to charge luxury rates.

A AMP will usually have a moderately attractive person on hand, is cheaper than most escorts, and they will treat you nice because they need to keep you as a regular to stay in business.

The only thing to worry about is a bust, but I think the popo have enough to deal with than to worry about an AMP that everyone knows what really goes on inside of. Way better than the risk of showing up to an escort and getting shook down by her pimp.

[Mav69]

Jasmine Day Spa of Ballwin on Manchester. This is probably old news for regulars but for new guys like me here you go. From a post on here I saw to ask for Julia. Cute little thing maybe 105 pounds, short, long dark hair. Looked young (late 20's maybe?) compared to all other AMP's I have gone too. This was my very 1st half hour massage I asked for. This was purely going to get a HE. Massage was terrible. She just slid her hands up and down my body just wasting time. So I gave some clues what I wanted and then she was like ok, here we go. Little breast maybe a big A little B. As far as the ending we find typical, it was. Nothing great or bad. 1 weird thing is she kept spitting towards my D like she was in a porn lubing it. But it was done like she was misting the area. Like maybe she thought I got turned on by being spit on? No clue. Her age and looks made up for it. So I would probably go again.

[HesDeadJim]

I did 140 for everything (I had 160 set aside for the night since most escorts are asking 150+ for hh right now, so I feel it was much better to get doted on by someone for a hh than playing the escort game of getting a hold of a real person and hoping they give me real directions.

Some say I overpaid, but I was treated like a king so I feel it was fine.

No, I wouldn't. It's the same reason I keep going back. I get really tired of the hit and miss game of this hobby lately.