Strip Club Reports

**ChuckMag** · 04-04-23 14:52

The Coffee Guy, yearning for an afternoon of cheap drinks and fun, decided to venture into the depths of the Porthole Pub. As he pushed open the door, a pungent wave of stale beer and cigarette smoke hit him square in the face. The atmosphere was dimly lit and teeming with a crowd of diverse individuals. His eyes wandered through the swarm of people, taking note of the predominantly Latina and African American girls.

Making his way to the bar, he ordered himself a cold beer and sat. While questioning his life choices, his gaze roved over the surroundings. Suddenly, his attention was captivated by the presence of a chubby Cuban girl, who sat alone at a high top, playing on her phone.

Drawn to her, and in need of some lovin', Coffee Guy took a chance and approached her. The pair soon found themselves in the private area with curtains drawn. The atmosphere was heavy with desire and anticipation, and as they indulged in their moment of passion, which lasted approximately three minutes.

The Coffee Guy found himself caught up in the heat of the moment, his senses engulfed by the intense physicality of the encounter. While brief, the ride was quite wild and, in hindsight, felt rushed. But eventually, the tryst came to an end, and he emerged from the dark confines of the Porthole and into the blinding light of the Florida afternoon.

As his eyes adjusted to the sudden change in light, he drew a deep breath of fresh air, feeling the warm sun on his skin. Looking around, he took in the sights and sounds of busy Sample Road, a mix of relaxation and regret settling within him. With that, he ventured back into the world, vowing to never return to the Porthole unless desperation ever got the best of him.

(reposted from Pompano Beach Strip Club Reports #300).

**CaneCounty** · 03-26-23 14:16

Hey fellas. Would like to input on best club to also watch a ball game in Dade / Broward. Looking for the best of both worlds outside of toosties.

**ChuckMag** · 03-08-23 14:57

Originally Posted by Ixmeofne [View Original Post]

Finally, the biggest shout out the ChuckMag's Coffee Guy colleague. His java was crucial for this waking dream.

Thank you for the shout-out! The Coffee Guy is a servant of the people! 🙌129309;.

Until next time!

**DownWithIt699** · 03-07-23 23:52

Originally Posted by FootyFanatic14 [View Original Post]

Sounds like you hit up the Good Time Spa right next door to MF. Can't remember there ever being a 50 year old at MF ever. In fact I know the 3 girls there this month and none of them were past 30's. It's been a common mistake that's been made by out of towners. At least you made the best of the rest of your trip.

Yes sounds like he hit up the one next door, usually with old women past 50. I only check it out when MF next door is busy and have to wait. Overall at least you had fun this trip and got the chicken choked a few times.

**FootyFanatic14** · 03-07-23 16:03

Originally Posted by Ixmeofne [View Original Post]

Heading to MIA, decided to stop by MF and see what the hubbub about the rub was all about. Opted to go to the back entrance and rang the bell. No answer, rang it again, no answer. I walked away and then heard the heavy door open. Looked like the mamasan just made it to let me in. I walk into the first room on the right in the back. Do the directed thing, towel only, but face up as my preference. Much to the chagrin, it's the same lady. Older, she had to be pushing mid 50's. She put in the good faith effort, thoroughly jack-hammering stroke work, it didn't take long before I felt numb and out of the mood. Let's not kid ourselves, I was never in the mood. Left the 50 for the massage, 20 tip for the effort. Maybe I shouldn't have visited on a Sunday.

Sounds like you hit up the Good Time Spa right next door to MF. Can't remember there ever being a 50 year old at MF ever. In fact I know the 3 girls there this month and none of them were past 30's. It's been a common mistake that's been made by out of towners. At least you made the best of the rest of your trip.

**Ixmeofne** · 03-07-23 15:05

The following is a travel dream to your fair town. What an interesting experience. I will break it down by day.

Saturday. Arrival.

Once I was settled in, I made the trip to an ATM and decided to start with Solid Gold in the late afternoon. No cover, and it looked very sleepy inside. I counted maybe 10 girls while I sat up at the bar. Had at least 3 talk to me while I was there. Had two beers and wasn't thrilled with the talent, easily 5-7's. Mind you, in midwesternese, they would be 6-8's. I also realized it had been a long time since I had been in a club.

Forgoing an early dinner, I left and went straight up to Gold Club. Interestingly tucked away. I don't know understand the whole 2 bucks to the dude standing outside. There's no traffic to this spot, and who is hanging out in the parking lot anyway? Inside, it definitely was a notch down from Solid Gold. This place seems to have lost some luster, but the vibe was jumping. It seemed there was an fight after party happening. Sat with a beer, solo at 7-8 pm, and was approached by this curly haired mixed girl, all natural bod. Some communication happens, learning the backstory is not important here. She upholds $$. 5 for the VIP, settles on $$. 4. Nobody is going to an ATM for 10.

The rooms are spacious, and the grime shows. I'd hate to have a UV light in there, and it seemed very bright. She didn't waste any time. BBBJ right away, it was too good. I had been backed up for a week or two, there would have been a flooding, but I suppose why'all are prepared for that kind of stuff down here. Reluctantly, I signaled a stop, and she obliged me with a bunch of hot dancing. She knew exactly how to put on a show and do a legit lap-dance. I left shortly after that spending the quota for the day.

Sunday. Resting.

Heading to MIA, decided to stop by MF and see what the hubbub about the rub was all about. Opted to go to the back entrance and rang the bell. No answer, rang it again, no answer. I walked away and then heard the heavy door open. Looked like the mamasan just made it to let me in. I walk into the first room on the right in the back. Do the directed thing, towel only, but face up as my preference. Much to the chagrin, it's the same lady. Older, she had to be pushing mid 50's. She put in the good faith effort, thoroughly jack-hammering stroke work, it didn't take long before I felt numb and out of the mood. Let's not kid ourselves, I was never in the mood. Left the 50 for the massage, 20 tip for the effort. Maybe I shouldn't have visited on a Sunday.

Some day activities and lunch, then a late afternoon stop to DD. Surprisingly busy and small. I opt to sit at the far side, near the curtained room area. That area is popping. I have a few cubans come up, various shapes, mostly thicker than I like. One slim, sort of a butter-face upon closer review, was very clear in communication and I was good with the $. 2 BJ. The booths are small, but she made quick work and I was very satisfied with the value. I generally don't linger long after the load is dropped so I went to clear pipes before heading out. Instant regret as I start to make for the door and see this hard-body white girl with red hair. She even said hi and I would have looked like a fool walking back in.

Monday. Blitz.

Late morning with a lite breakfast, headed to Cheetahs Pompano. Definitely impressive to see the turn out and crowd this early in the day. Had an afro-Caribbean tall beauty with fakes up top and a pancake bottom. She wanted $$$ all in for VIP. I passed. I had a few more come by and introduce themselves, but the rotation was moving quickly and I didn't partake with anyone here. The quality is definitely there, but not sure if it's worth the higher price.

Next stop, Booby Trap. What a party vibe. Girls everywhere, I couldn't even see who was a patron. I stuck by the bar and made eye contact with a dancer just hanging on like a pet to this big dude (think Jabba and Leia). The TVs had some party scene on repeat and I'm not a fan. Feels like they're going for the casino experience, nothing to distract. I guess that's fine, but I was leery to go further into the belly of the beast. 1 beer and I left.

Back to DD, had to come back to the right price point and variety. Walking in, felt a random hand on my chest, it was the butterface recognizing me. I saddled up by the bar and grabbed a beer. Guy next to me was watching his buddy stand next to the stage, adorning dollar bills on a dancer. It was like watching someone decorate a Christmas tree. I sat again where I was the day prior and had some circulation come my way. Dismissed the first two, but the third was down was a $. 2 BJ, very satisfying. Continuing to sip on the beer, I just watched the stage and the tv, trying to fight the feeling of leaving since I still had some monopoly money to spend. Maybe 2 songs later, this light skinned Brazilian comes by, thin, a-cups up top, delicious tear-drop ass, accentuated by that slingshot microkini in green. It was an instant yes for me, $$. 2. Behind the curtain, CBJ, CG, and I was surprised to even get K9. But here's the kicker, it was too soon, still in the refractory zone. I think it even caught her off guard, the feeling of a disappointment in not getting the job done. I left after that.

That's it. The strip club scene is very nice down here. But it feels like shooting fish in a barrel. There's no chase or intrigue, which may be what makes that experience exciting, the chance at hitting some lottery. I should've had a better idea of pacing. If I returned, I would probably go early, get a BJ, have lunch there, then CFS. Then go about my day. I should've also explored for OTC, especially if skipping the clubs for the night.

Finally, the biggest shout out the ChuckMag's Coffee Guy colleague. His java was crucial for this waking dream.

**CoolBreeze99** · 03-06-23 18:10

Paid Cheetah a visit this weekend. I noticed there were some Brazilians in there but they were all busy with customers. I would have scooped them up if they were available. I settled on a cute young Cubana. Did some tablesides that were ok. Of course the private room talk started, but I'm not a fan. Too expensive. The 10 $ tablesides are a bargain grabbing boobs and ass. I am looking for a change of scenery though. I would like some info on Gold Club. What are the prices of dances and what are the private dances like? DM if need be. Thanks.

**OnTheGoInMco** · 03-06-23 02:23

I visit from Orlando every 3 months or so and I always enjoy hitting the clubs in Pompano since that is one thing you guys have over us in spades! This trip I decided to visit my old faithful. Porthole Pub and man. Was I disappointed. I hit it on a Wednesday evening which has always been pretty reliable in the past. Mostly AA dancers and I was approached by some immediately but I had my eye on a chubby-ish white girl. She eventually approached and we waited for the 2-4-1 special. Once we got in the booth she *immediately* started talking about take out possibilities which I saw as a good sign. I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. She basically lazily shook her ass in my face for two songs. She did allow touching of her pierced nips and ass but couldn't maneuver down below. I decided to extend another two just because I couldn't believe I hadn't even gotten the porthole handshake yet and I did really like the way she looked. For the second two she just lazily sat on my lap and barely moved. Oh well! I then spent a little more time at the bar, but didn't have any other immediate prospects so I headed out. I've been to porthole at least 10 times and this is the first that I didn't at least get some serious stick shifting much less FS in the booth. Off night perhaps?

**LuvCabeza** · 03-03-23 11:12

Originally Posted by ChuckBukowski [View Original Post]

Tell your buddy thanks for the heads up. The ladies at Gold Club treated me pretty decently and I've gotten some takeout there too. Now is the time to go to the clubs. From what I've been told, January is notoriously the slowest month and it's worse now due to the state of the economy.

By any chance you get the name of the girl you took to VIP or for takeout?

**MBeamg** · 03-01-23 11:06

Originally Posted by JustJustinHill [View Original Post]

Does anyone know who the blonde goddess is that worked Sunday night? Cute little pointy nose and built body? Kinda tall?

When I visited there were two taller girls, I don't recall a pointy nose however, her name was Taylor.

**JDoe20** · 02-26-23 17:00

Went to playhouse for the first time and definitely won't be back. Girls were subpar at best. Drinks were strong. Place just felt dirty though. Better off at cheetahs in hallandale or any of the 3 in pompano. DD, cheetahs, and Booby Trap.

**Anagram Jayson** · 02-25-23 08:09

Originally Posted by MrNutt69 [View Original Post]

A blond with big knockers.

I wouldn't say big, they're maybe Cs / Ds? She's definitely the tallest girl there standing at a whopping 6'3-4 in high heels. I used to play competitive tennis in college and so did she apparently LOL, we bonded over that.

Went to Tootsie's tonight and saw the lovely Angel / Zanatti. Fellas, if you're looking for a solid 9 that's willing to BBFS+CIP, go see her. Her price went up a little bit from 700 to 800, but she doesn't watch the time either. I love our sessions together, her pu $$why slaps.

21, can you do sum for me, can you hit a little rich flex for me? That's how I feel whenever Angel / Zanatti deepthroats my 9. 5 incher.

**MrNutt69** · 02-24-23 20:34

Originally Posted by AnagramJayson [View Original Post]

There's a girl in Tootsie's named Dasha (or she also goes by Anastasia Belyaeva). She's a tall, Russian in her early 20's (about 5'10-11). Does VIP on the 2nd floor and CFS (BBFS if you're clean) OTC, and is one of the hotter dancers there. She'll give you her number if you vibe well. Charges a very reasonable rate for her services. Definitely give her a chance if any of you swing by and are into taller girls. For context, I'm 6'1 and she was easily 6'3-4 in her heels.

A blond with big knockers.

**Anagram Jayson** · 02-23-23 10:08

Originally Posted by TampaBoobLover [View Original Post]

Are the daytime floor dances at DD and Cheetah in Pompano still $10 during the day? Its been about a year since I've gone and I was wondering if I can still expect that.

Sometimes they are.

Now moving to Tootsies, here's a question for all you brothers. I've gotten mixed reviews and PMs from a few members about the services Angel / Zanatti provided. For those of you who have seen her, what was she willing to do with you in the VIP room? I know it's a YMMV kinda thing, but there are some customers she's willing to do the whole nine yards with (CFS / BBFS, etc.) and some she won't do much at all with.

I'm a regular of hers and she does mostly everything I want, but I'm curious to hear from the rest of you guys.

**TampaBoobLover** · 02-20-23 21:17

Are the daytime floor dances at DD and Cheetah in Pompano still $10 during the day? Its been about a year since I've gone and I was wondering if I can still expect that.