Massage Parlor Reports

**MeDroogies** · 02-20-23 17:53

Just curious. I never show bank statements at tax time. All the accountant sees is the interest statement. Not even that, unless he asks for it (which mine does). Even if it did show the withdrawals, it's none of his biz.

But if you're doing this from a self-employed account, yeah maybe you need to sort that out. Not sure how you'd do that.

Originally Posted by JavLuvr [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Weird question I know, but I'm still a young grasshopper and google wasn't helpful, so I'm posting this inquiry. Hopefully it will be helpful to others as well.

This will be my first time doing taxes since I started mongering. What do my fellow mongers tell their accountant about their "expenses"? Do they tell them anything? I feel like some explanation is going to be required in my case, especially if my bank statements from the last 6 months are being reviewed haha. Feel free to PM me if more appropriate. Thanks.

The high prices in NYC are both a blessing and a curse. Its true that FS is more expensive here than pretty much anywhere in Europe or Asia, and that does suck. On the flip side though, these high rates attract some great talent from abroad. For example, its because of these high prices that young Japanese hotties continue to come to NYC in droves. So in a paradoxical way, these high prices we all complain about are part of what makes the NYC scene as good as it is.

Manhattan GFE is amazing, but expect to pay at least $320 H to get your foot in the door.

**JavLuvr** · 02-20-23 17:47

Originally Posted by DoodleRooster [View Original Post]

Are you trying to write off your mongering as a business expense?

Why, I would never! Besides, I think its more of a charitable contribution than a business expense. I'm helping to finance tuition and cost of living for young Japanese women visiting in NYC LOL.

Seriously though, I just want to be prepared for any discussion that may come up and am curious how others have handled this issue. Presumably my guy is going to ask why I suddenly started drawing over $2,000 a month in cash, a lot of it from NYC atms (as reflected by bank statements). I don't think it's going to be very hard to connect the dots here.

Do I just lie? Do I find a new accountant who I can be honest with? Can anyone recommend a good monger accountant haha? Thanks again.

**DoodleRooster** · 02-20-23 16:45

Are you trying to write off your mongering as a business expense?

Originally Posted by JavLuvr [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Weird question I know, but I'm still a young grasshopper and google wasn't helpful, so I'm posting this inquiry. Hopefully it will be helpful to others as well.

This will be my first time doing taxes since I started mongering. What do my fellow mongers tell their accountant about their "expenses"? Do they tell them anything? I feel like some explanation is going to be required in my case, especially if my bank statements from the last 6 months are being reviewed haha. Feel free to PM me if more appropriate. Thanks.

The high prices in NYC are both a blessing and a curse. Its true that FS is more expensive here than pretty much anywhere in Europe or Asia, and that does suck. On the flip side though, these high rates attract some great talent from abroad. For example, its because of these high prices that young Japanese hotties continue to come to NYC in droves. So in a paradoxical way, these high prices we all complain about are part of what makes the NYC scene as good as it is.

Manhattan GFE is amazing, but expect to pay at least $320 H to get your foot in the door.

**Subarashii** · 02-20-23 16:34

Met up with Amina last week. She has a nice small top and nice small bottom. Looking for curves look elsewhere. She is a cute short Japanese woman in her mid or so 20's. We got undressed and took a shower. She stroked my cock and kissed me.

Went back in the room and she blew me until I asked for 69. She offers BBFS but I just used a condom. CG, mish, and doggy were all good and she gave some good moans. Nothing crazy but nice and constant. Came banging her and relaxed a bit before another shower. Good a coupon card. 340 hr.

**Genghis Dong** · 02-20-23 13:12

Originally Posted by HillMan1 [View Original Post]

Was running errands in midtown and was up for something. Checked in at a few places and decided to text Shangrila to get the schedule. Mms said to come by and I could get a lineup. Got there shortly after that as I was 5 min away. Picked Lancey as she caught my eye as I was looking for a pretty, gnd type. I'd also remembered reading a few solid reviews about her. Reviews were spot on it that she's pretty and also provided great service. Looks wise, Lancey has classic Chinese beauty. Beautiful face, slender thin and perky body, with nice smooth legs. Her personality matched as she was patient, friendly, and accommodating throughout the whole session. Definitely a GFE experience as Lancey was focused on making me feel good during session. GFE acronyms all seems to be on the table (dfk, bbj, Russian, cim, ds.) Lancey's hygiene was excellent too which is important to me. Lancey made the table shower experience playful and a lot of fun too! Upon leaving, she did all the little things that matter. Cleaned me up, got me water, helped me get dressed and ready, never felt rushed, gave me a big hug and kiss too. Mms asked me about the session and I gave her feedback. I like when they want to know what we like and stuff like that. Just before walking out, a cute girl named Mimi was walking by to speak with Mms. She leaned in and gave me a great hug too. We were all flirting and laughing together. I'd come back to see Lancey again, but maybe I'll see Mimi first, or both why not. In summary a fun afternoon on a sunny Feb day!

Lancey is real damn good and pretty. That whole cute and fit Chinese babe that can sex you up good and provide good service.

Originally Posted by RPerrin74 [View Original Post]

Hi, I'm going to be in NY in March and am looking for some fun. I have read some of this forum and it seems that FS in NYC is pretty expensive. I can get a full hour FS back home in Switzerland for USD 200-250 so am not looking to pay much more.

But I also love a great (authentic) massage with happy ending. Can you recommend any good places? I'm not looking for 5 minutes of pawing followed by FS, but 45 minutes of proper massage with a bit of teasing working up to HJ or BJ. What would I have to pay for something like that?

Thanks.

Hey, check out Sweet 29 in Manhattan. A few block from Penn Station. Maya has a nice booty. The girls there are all good Koreans.

80 + 160 FS.

You can pretty much just google search it and it will show it up. 29 = 29th street.

Note: it will be HJ, cfs, BBBJ, no kissing, a long massage followed by the good stuff. 160 is for FS, other options are less.

**JavLuvr** · 02-20-23 13:08

Hey guys,

Weird question I know, but I'm still a young grasshopper and google wasn't helpful, so I'm posting this inquiry. Hopefully it will be helpful to others as well.

This will be my first time doing taxes since I started mongering. What do my fellow mongers tell their accountant about their "expenses"? Do they tell them anything? I feel like some explanation is going to be required in my case, especially if my bank statements from the last 6 months are being reviewed haha. Feel free to PM me if more appropriate. Thanks.

Originally Posted by RPerrin74 [View Original Post]

Hi, I'm going to be in NY in March and am looking for some fun. I have read some of this forum and it seems that FS in NYC is pretty expensive. I can get a full hour FS back home in Switzerland for USD 200-250 so am not looking to pay much more.

The high prices in NYC are both a blessing and a curse. Its true that FS is more expensive here than pretty much anywhere in Europe or Asia, and that does suck. On the flip side though, these high rates attract some great talent from abroad. For example, its because of these high prices that young Japanese hotties continue to come to NYC in droves. So in a paradoxical way, these high prices we all complain about are part of what makes the NYC scene as good as it is.

Manhattan GFE is amazing, but expect to pay at least $320 H to get your foot in the door.

**RPerrin74** · 02-20-23 10:38

Hi, I'm going to be in NY in March and am looking for some fun. I have read some of this forum and it seems that FS in NYC is pretty expensive. I can get a full hour FS back home in Switzerland for USD 200-250 so am not looking to pay much more.

But I also love a great (authentic) massage with happy ending. Can you recommend any good places? I'm not looking for 5 minutes of pawing followed by FS, but 45 minutes of proper massage with a bit of teasing working up to HJ or BJ. What would I have to pay for something like that?

Thanks.

**HillMan1** · 02-19-23 23:28

Was running errands in midtown and was up for something. Checked in at a few places and decided to text Shangrila to get the schedule. Mms said to come by and I could get a lineup. Got there shortly after that as I was 5 min away. Picked Lancey as she caught my eye as I was looking for a pretty, gnd type. I'd also remembered reading a few solid reviews about her. Reviews were spot on it that she's pretty and also provided great service. Looks wise, Lancey has classic Chinese beauty. Beautiful face, slender thin and perky body, with nice smooth legs. Her personality matched as she was patient, friendly, and accommodating throughout the whole session. Definitely a GFE experience as Lancey was focused on making me feel good during session. GFE acronyms all seems to be on the table (dfk, bbj, Russian, cim, ds.) Lancey's hygiene was excellent too which is important to me. Lancey made the table shower experience playful and a lot of fun too! Upon leaving, she did all the little things that matter. Cleaned me up, got me water, helped me get dressed and ready, never felt rushed, gave me a big hug and kiss too. Mms asked me about the session and I gave her feedback. I like when they want to know what we like and stuff like that. Just before walking out, a cute girl named Mimi was walking by to speak with Mms. She leaned in and gave me a great hug too. We were all flirting and laughing together. I'd come back to see Lancey again, but maybe I'll see Mimi first, or both why not. In summary a fun afternoon on a sunny Feb day!

**TheWholeFnShow** · 02-19-23 22:35

Originally Posted by ConcreteJungle [View Original Post]

Can someone PM me any info about the new location? Planning on hitting it this week (check my posts, I've been to the old one before and can answer any questions about it).

Is there a dude at the door now? Thanks in advance.

Just text them for it.

**GripFinder2002** · 02-19-23 20:24

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**Genghis Dong** · 02-19-23 18:29

Originally Posted by ConcreteJungle [View Original Post]

Can someone PM me any info about the new location? Planning on hitting it this week (check my posts, I've been to the old one before and can answer any questions about it).

Is there a dude at the door now? Thanks in advance.

No doorman at night time at least. A few blocks from previous location. Only one shower / ts. So you may want to shower before. Bouncy beds.

**ConcreteJungle** · 02-19-23 18:25

Can someone PM me any info about the new location? Planning on hitting it this week (check my posts, I've been to the old one before and can answer any questions about it).

Is there a dude at the door now? Thanks in advance.

**Genghis Dong** · 02-19-23 12:23

Originally Posted by ImperialHint [View Original Post]

Repeat visit to Peach Spa. It had been a while between visits for me. They are now going by City Place Spa. Up the old elevator again. Same MMS opened the door and recommended Ari to me. This is the famous busty Ari that was here some time back and used to be at 41 Spa too. Enough said, I thanked MMS and Ari and I were left alone. I paid the 80 house fee and she told she she'd give me a shower.

The shower was very good. I was pretty horned up and she could tell so she teased and flirted with me as she cleaned me up. We went back into her room. She knows what to do LOL. Good ole AMP massage, nailed all the right spots, good pressure on my back. Did loosen me up there. She wrapped it up and gave my cock some touches and a squeeze from behind. When she got off the table I did too and gave her the tip. She went out real quick and I was still sitting on the table so we started hugging and caressing standing. I helped her undress LOL. Standing CBJ before she had me lie down and continued. She's got unbelievable tits and I enjoyed them. Then she climbed on and rode me and gave me some good dirty talked and whispered in my ear and kissed my neck. We rolled over so I could plow her in mish and I busted in the rubber. Skilled sexual performer is Ari, with DDD cups and a sleek body. Its always a fun experience, one that I will be repeating again sometime in the future..

Thanks bro, on it!

Originally Posted by AttackMaster1 [View Original Post]

I'm not going to get into specifics out of respect for her.

LOL, I think it is too late. I saw her as mms the other night. I would love to be able to tell my mms stories.

**AttackMaster1** · 02-19-23 11:23

As many know, NYAW closed last year leaving NYAF in its wake. For a while before it closed NYAW and NYAF operated at the same time. Sally / Bella MMS NYAF and Vera and others MMS NYAW. Well before NYAW closed I went to see Tyler who was hot at there at the time. Vera was MMS that day and she already knew me from countless times being there. When I got there we exchange pleasantries as always, Vera leads me to the room, and I take note of her pretty feet which she knows I like. While Tyler getting ready I ask to massage Vera feet and she agreed. I actually give nice hard massages and she commented she had been running around the Spa all day so it felt really nice. The foot massage turned into more of a lower leg massage and Vera uncharacteristically started letting go a bit (if you know her you know she is kind of rigid, kind of a prude compared to the other girls).

She started telling me how she's having problems at home and how her partner is a complete asshole. Apparently she stopped providing services at NYAW to be with some rich dude for financial stability, but he cheats on her, and lies a lot. She honestly doesn't like him very much but likes the money and status that comes with him. Apparently they don't have sex as often because on the low he's getting it from somewhere else and when he comes home she can smell it on him. Then she was telling me she doesn't get along with some of the other girls, got into a feud with a John that didn't like her services a few years back, just a lot of personal shit I won't get into. I told her I'm sorry she had to go through that and she thanked me putting her hand on my shoulder. It's been like 4 minutes and I moved my massage upward towards her panties area and one thing led to another. Once Tyler came in Vera pivoted cause Tyler didn't speak good English and had her see another hobbyist and had someone else MMS for the hour.

I'm not going to get into specifics out of respect for her, but honestly there's not much to be told. I ended up having my hour with Vera instead of Tyler, we never left the room no table shower or anything. It wasn't normal sex that you'd have with the other girls, this was very very slow in 1 position, we basically made love, I can tell she was craving real intimacy after being with that douchebag. No condoms we're used.

Please don't DM me about it cause I'm not going into further detail. I just hope Vera is navigating her "situation" better today. She is a wonderful soul and deserves to be happy.

**GilbertCharles** · 02-18-23 20:41

Tried the small petite spinner. Very thin a short. Picked her up with ease. I tower over her like I am the Johnny Sin fucking a tiny Asian girl. Decent kissing and good ball play. I let her rim my ass real good. There is something about letting a girl like that licking my most vulnerable spots that gets me hard as fuck while she ate my ass. Small kitty and my mouth is so big I can cover her pussy and asshole at the same time so I toss her salad too while munched on her tight little hole. She's tight boys. I can bare full squeeze my dick in and I needed to use ample amount of lube. Once I get the head to "pop" thru iykyk I slowly slide in. I can feel her pussy contracting on me and once she was lossen up I went Johnny sins and fucked the shit out of her. She said she came but I think she was struggling a bit too which was awesome that she took my cock slamming like a champ. If you like to fuck tiny Chinese girls. She's awesome.