Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Bone Yard]

This is more information than it is a review. Her CL listing didn't really have much info so I sent her a message to get some details. I googled the phone number and got a hit on a real estate agent in the area. Here's the listing:

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...594221928.html

I asked her to send me a photo and she did. Her rate is $200 and she comes to you. She doesn't have an incall.

I can't host her but thought I would pass this on in case anyone else was curious.

[Rustys]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...591363445.html

Any Intel on her, thanks in advance.

Brooke has been around for a very long time, worked at a few MPs. I haven't seen her in years, but the menu is open with the right chemistry and donation. Not someone I made an effort to repeat with though I remember her being pretty cool. Again because it has been so long, I can't speak for prices. I remember her being fair.

[Stiffler87]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...591363445.html

Any Intel on her, thanks in advance.

[OralWonder]

Next up is what I believe to be a bait and switch or just a really high turnover in this questionable commercial complex in the Pomp. The place looks like it holds either AA or NA as you walk through a cloud of smokers but it's actually all call center employees puffing away.

Anyway. I called Ana from MF who no longer advertises but the number is linked here https://www.bestprosintown.com/ca/fo...mand-massage-/ This is where the bait and switch starts. She says, "I'm sick but I can set you up with Marianna" and sends a nice photo. So I commit at $ 20. Need a shower after just walking in and a little nervous about my car. Anyway, mediocre massage and then I get the "ok, all done. " I point and insist and still get the Heisman along with, "I don't do that. " So I make my way back through this run down crappy building, no shower, no towel, no wipe down. Then into the smoke cloud outside. Car is safe.

A month later.

I call Sandy from MF https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44172/ ask questions but limited answers other than one Benny door fee. Back and forth, schedule and finally get the address. I realize it's the same dump and I tell Sandy, "Hey I've had bad experiences here and if it's the same suite them I'm out. " Well of course I get crickets. So I got time and I drive there anyway in case I get a response with a crumb. Nothing. So I sit in the lot and wait a few minutes and sure enough this dirty looking chick (that appeared "wholesome" in the link for the business) walks out with horrible teal eye shadow on. I do the religious finger point head, chest, left, right having dodged a bullet.

So she finally responds later trying to do damage control saying, " I have happy clients blah, blah, blah. " And "she does not and will not provide anything beyond massage. ".

So consider yourself warned but I'm just tired of these chicks trying to charge 100-200+ for wasting our time. So my advice is do your research because it's becoming more and more difficult out there!

If I'm wrong please tell me and I'll eat my words. Good luck out there and if I saved one of you $$$ then it's a success.

Appreciate any suggestions in DM.

I for one, appreciate these types of posts bro. Thanks.

[Masseur2000]

Next up is what I believe to be a bait and switch or just a really high turnover in this questionable commercial complex in the Pomp. The place looks like it holds either AA or NA as you walk through a cloud of smokers but it's actually all call center employees puffing away.

Anyway. I called Ana from MF who no longer advertises but the number is linked here https://www.bestprosintown.com/ca/fo...mand-massage-/ This is where the bait and switch starts. She says, "I'm sick but I can set you up with Marianna" and sends a nice photo. So I commit at $ 20. Need a shower after just walking in and a little nervous about my car. Anyway, mediocre massage and then I get the "ok, all done. " I point and insist and still get the Heisman along with, "I don't do that. " So I make my way back through this run down crappy building, no shower, no towel, no wipe down. Then into the smoke cloud outside. Car is safe.

A month later.

I call Sandy from MF https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44172/ ask questions but limited answers other than one Benny door fee. Back and forth, schedule and finally get the address. I realize it's the same dump and I tell Sandy, "Hey I've had bad experiences here and if it's the same suite them I'm out. " Well of course I get crickets. So I got time and I drive there anyway in case I get a response with a crumb. Nothing. So I sit in the lot and wait a few minutes and sure enough this dirty looking chick (that appeared "wholesome" in the link for the business) walks out with horrible teal eye shadow on. I do the religious finger point head, chest, left, right having dodged a bullet.

So she finally responds later trying to do damage control saying, " I have happy clients blah, blah, blah. " And "she does not and will not provide anything beyond massage. ".

So consider yourself warned but I'm just tired of these chicks trying to charge 100-200+ for wasting our time. So my advice is do your research because it's becoming more and more difficult out there!

If I'm wrong please tell me and I'll eat my words. Good luck out there and if I saved one of you $$$ then it's a success.

Appreciate any suggestions in DM.

[Masseur2000]

Haha thanks for your report. Sound (and looks like from the ad) someone with a pinch of mental illness or a mild substance problem, recovered addict, etc. Was the girl in her 20's hot at least? That girl is probably fun if she's not too f'd up, rolling around in needles.

I want to say borderline mental illness but there was really no sign of drugs. Overall Angela is very healthy diet, going to the gym and swimming on a regular basis. She actually had very good skin and the worst thing about her was a droopy chest from a reduction. She would be a lot more palatable if she would keep her mouth shut.

What I don't understand is she says she is super busy at a rate of $$ and no legit finish.

I couldn't tell what the girl looked like sleeping on the floor as she had covers over her and her phone to her face. Evidently they rent from some guy that is rarely there.

[OralWonder]

Ok Gents. I took another for the team today and starting to think I should set up a gofundme for my losses. I don't know why but I feel like I always ask questions but it's more often than not a let down. I'm not a FS guy. I prefer a solid massage and leaving happy. Why is this so complicated. I dislike the AMPs but feel as though I need to suck it up and go. My preference is a residence or a business suite situation. So here was my experience today and based on research, I expected a much better outcome.

I called Angela today, went back and forth (on 2 different phone numbers) with what was allowable / expected. I hesitated on her fee for a massage and she quickly dropped it 25%. So I agreed. She overall has a decent body for her age but would not STFU after I got on the table. Place is clean as is she. She rents a room at a safe location. Massage was very lackluster but at this point I was horizontal and already $. 5 in. So her discussion was all over the effin place, Politics, abortion, vaccine, television, travel, drugs, alcohol. I was like, please just STFU thinking she would get the hint with my grunting responses. So after the hour she says, all done and I was like, "what about down below. " She says, "I'm kind of a voyeur. " She then proceeds to tell me she will take everything off and lightly touch but not participate. I'm like, no problem, I'm all set and went to get up. Then she shifted gears. She is now trying to convince me to DIY. I'm like nah. And she continues. So I start but take my time in hopes I get more participation. After like 10 minutes I wait for her to get closer and end up finishing it on her face with a long shot. It was rather comical. Had a good laugh to myself but bottom line is I could never repeat.

So I'm prepping to leave and she tells me some chick rents a mattress out in the living room. (Angela rents the room in a 2 BR place) Sure enough I walk out and there is a 20 something year old chick laying there on the floor. The whole thing was effin weird. There is a stripper that lives in another unit upstairs as well whose name I found with a little research.

If I'm barking up the wrong tree please feel free to message me. I miss the old Indee days. Just need a couple solid options on a regular basis.

Link https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...587928843.html.

More bad reviews to come maybe this week.

M.

Good report. How did she look naked?

[Rustys]

Haha thanks for your report. Sound (and looks like from the ad) someone with a pinch of mental illness or a mild substance problem, recovered addict, etc. Was the girl in her 20's hot at least? That girl is probably fun if she's not too f'd up, rolling around in needles.

[Masseur2000]

Ok Gents. I took another for the team today and starting to think I should set up a gofundme for my losses. I don't know why but I feel like I always ask questions but it's more often than not a let down. I'm not a FS guy. I prefer a solid massage and leaving happy. Why is this so complicated. I dislike the AMPs but feel as though I need to suck it up and go. My preference is a residence or a business suite situation. So here was my experience today and based on research, I expected a much better outcome.

I called Angela today, went back and forth (on 2 different phone numbers) with what was allowable / expected. I hesitated on her fee for a massage and she quickly dropped it 25%. So I agreed. She overall has a decent body for her age but would not STFU after I got on the table. Place is clean as is she. She rents a room at a safe location. Massage was very lackluster but at this point I was horizontal and already $. 5 in. So her discussion was all over the effin place, Politics, abortion, vaccine, television, travel, drugs, alcohol. I was like, please just STFU thinking she would get the hint with my grunting responses. So after the hour she says, all done and I was like, "what about down below. " She says, "I'm kind of a voyeur. " She then proceeds to tell me she will take everything off and lightly touch but not participate. I'm like, no problem, I'm all set and went to get up. Then she shifted gears. She is now trying to convince me to DIY. I'm like nah. And she continues. So I start but take my time in hopes I get more participation. After like 10 minutes I wait for her to get closer and end up finishing it on her face with a long shot. It was rather comical. Had a good laugh to myself but bottom line is I could never repeat.

So I'm prepping to leave and she tells me some chick rents a mattress out in the living room. (Angela rents the room in a 2 BR place) Sure enough I walk out and there is a 20 something year old chick laying there on the floor. The whole thing was effin weird. There is a stripper that lives in another unit upstairs as well whose name I found with a little research.

If I'm barking up the wrong tree please feel free to message me. I miss the old Indee days. Just need a couple solid options on a regular basis.

Link https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...587928843.html.

More bad reviews to come maybe this week.

M.

[BadAss91]

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts...584880781.html

Anyone seen this lady? She keep adding ads for a while now.

[Checho420]

Anyone have any recommendations for providers with big naturals? MF Brooke has a big rack but seems like she moved west to Sunrise. Suzie from AS has a huge rack but she is a little bit on the older side so not my preference. Can be AMP or MF / MA provider.

[LazyBones]

Our Destiny Body Therapy.

Anyone know anything. I heard it was 60 upon entering. But wondered if it was a real pic or what the up charge and services were like. Or even which place it is.

PM as necessary. Becasue I'm sure one of you mongers have jumped to see this pretty face.

[BossMan58]

She is Ukrainian and hard to schedule with. You have to schedule at least 5 days in advance as she is that busy. I did not smell any smoke on her or in the room and was able to roam UTC. She is in great shape and try to meet with her when I am in town.

I went and seen her once and tried to get more than a HJ. She said she was married and she wouldn't do any more than a HJ. So I never went back.

[Masseur2000]

I was going back and forth with messages for a "Swedish" massage appointment with Angie in Weston. So she kept answering most questions, but continually avoiding $ question. You can know everything about her with a reverse phone search. Her headshot appears ok but she finally said $200 and I'm just not willing to TOFTT unfortunately especially if it's just a crappy massage. Feel free to chime in with info.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...577664569.html

[Chichef3000]

Set up an appoint with Marina. She was ready at the time she committed and provided great directions to her spot. Easy set up. She is located about 2 blocks from Ft Lauderdale beach. Location is convenient but is not private if that is your thing. When I say private, I mean the courtyard where she lives typically has people sitting out there smoking or people are on their porch. Therefore, you will be seen walking to her apartment. She lives in an efficiency so the bedroom, living room, and kitchen are all in the same area. Massage table is set up in the kitchen area. When I arrived, she was dressed in some short shorts with a shirt on and no bra underneath. Titties sat up very nicely. She did not speak at all, kind of just pointed and told me here. At first, it made me uncomfortable, but then I came to the realization that she doesn't speak any English, and that was the reason for the pointing. At the end of the session, I heard her listen to a radio show or podcast of some sort that sounded either Russian or Ukrainian, but I'm no language expert. The massage itself was super oily and enjoyable. I'm going to list out the good and bad of the visit to decrease the length of this review.

Good: She is the person in the picture, rub itself is good, touched the boys while on my back, oily L1 finish. Shower available for use to wash oil off, full time given, safe and relaxed location, no rush, nice lady.

Bad: No touching was allowed, didn't want to get nude nor remove top, she's a smoker (not my thing).

She is Ukrainian and hard to schedule with. You have to schedule at least 5 days in advance as she is that busy. I did not smell any smoke on her or in the room and was able to roam UTC. She is in great shape and try to meet with her when I am in town.