Massage Parlor Reports

[JackMehauf]

After 2-3 years of using this site I finally figured out what Greek means. Frankly I'm disappointed in all of you, go wash your Willy. 🤣.

3 years, huh? It's right there in the abbreviations list. (But still, I tend to agree with you.).

[Thirty3]

After 2-3 years of using this site I finally figured out what Greek means. Frankly I'm disappointed in all of you, go wash your Willy. 🤣.

[MassageAwesome]

I've tried Alice before and she was nice but it was such a chore to pry those sisters out of that well-engineered bra she requires. Helen popped hers right out. Still, they're both far far better than the grannies and grande's I used to get going random before I discovered this site last year.

I do like to go for earlier visits so I can go about my business the rest of the day. Now, based on all this excellent advice, I have another reason to get there early. To avoid a bait-and -switch.

When I massaged Alice's back her bra had 4 snaps to unclick. It is a beyoch to pull her bra up to see those fun bags. But worth it. Earlier visits are good because they are fresher. But sometimes late visits can be good as you may get more action since they are closing.

[CampGuy]

I thought I saw a post here about Ada and a 4 hands visit at Enjoy. But when I went back to look for it, I can't find it. Anyone know where that went? Not having any luck with search.

Wendy is not there anymore, so that option is not available regardless.

[LuvitAtl]

I thought I saw a post here about Ada and a 4 hands visit at Enjoy. But when I went back to look for it, I can't find it. Anyone know where that went? Not having any luck with search.

[The Wiseacre]

Lily likes to bait and switch sometimes. All about $$ with her, as with all the girls there LOL.

Not sure if she "likes" it but she has to deal with a confounding problem every single day with juggtastic providers like Alice: many many many of you mongers make appointments and don't show up. If she knows you and thinks you will show up, then she will probably hold the appointment you had with the girl. But if not, then birdie in the hand.

Probably 50% or more of you mongers make appointments and end up shooting your load before it's time to head to the spa. Or whatever reason it is. But no-shows are a chronic problem and providers have learned a long time ago that the best way to keep the girls busy is to get money from whomever is in front of them.

[JackMehauf]

Heard to get Helen if Alice is not available. You should've waited for them to open the door. Stand your ground. That dude is there for the same reason you are. Luckily he didn't get Helen. Lily likes to bait and switch sometimes. All about $$ with her, as with all the girls there LOL.

I've tried Alice before and she was nice but it was such a chore to pry those sisters out of that well-engineered bra she requires. Helen popped hers right out. Still, they're both far far better than the grannies and grande's I used to get going random before I discovered this site last year.

I do like to go for earlier visits so I can go about my business the rest of the day. Now, based on all this excellent advice, I have another reason to get there early. To avoid a bait-and -switch.

[AmpFanatl]

Not sure if I have the right thread but hi fellow mongers. Lived in Perimeter area few years back and there were some great Asian apartment providers nearby. Had many nice afternoons at a few of these. Heading back to your fair city in a few days for a week or two and was wondering if these still existed. I saw mention of the Mexican apartments but not much on Asian. Should I just stick with AMP? Any advise is much appreciated. PM is fine too. Thanks and be safe.

LK or KBP I'll PM with their websites so you can do the screening. Check out the Agency thread down below for reviews.

[GreaterGator]

Lily is smart. She knows the first timers, the "been in a few timers", and the experienced mongers who come in. So the virgin Li goers she'll bait and switch. The couple timers she may do that as well. Lily knows why most of the mongers ask for Alice. So when it comes to setting up with Alice and you arrive and she's not available, Lily will massage you herself. Although her massages suck because she does it with one hand while other is on phone. Her back walking is ok and she likes doing that only to have full access to her phone.

Partially true. I've been a regular for years at Sisi and she still (on occasion) will put in a substitute.

[MassageAwesome]

Very True!! Never assume Lily will give you the girl you made an appointment with no matter how good of a customer you may be. Tired of being a nice guy, I turned around and walked recently after that stunt was pulled. At least it made me feel better, LOL. She could have cared less. "Next monger up, please".

Lily is smart. She knows the first timers, the "been in a few timers", and the experienced mongers who come in. So the virgin Li goers she'll bait and switch. The couple timers she may do that as well. Lily knows why most of the mongers ask for Alice. So when it comes to setting up with Alice and you arrive and she's not available, Lily will massage you herself. Although her massages suck because she does it with one hand while other is on phone. Her back walking is ok and she likes doing that only to have full access to her phone.

[ParisNights]

Not sure if I have the right thread but hi fellow mongers. Lived in Perimeter area few years back and there were some great Asian apartment providers nearby. Had many nice afternoons at a few of these. Heading back to your fair city in a few days for a week or two and was wondering if these still existed. I saw mention of the Mexican apartments but not much on Asian. Should I just stick with AMP? Any advise is much appreciated. PM is fine too. Thanks and be safe.

[GreaterGator]

Lily likes to bait and switch sometimes. All about $$ with her, as with all the girls there LOL.

Very True!! Never assume Lily will give you the girl you made an appointment with no matter how good of a customer you may be. Tired of being a nice guy, I turned around and walked recently after that stunt was pulled. At least it made me feel better, LOL. She could have cared less. "Next monger up, please".

[OopaRam]

I got a text from Lily saying Lisa is here to replace Kim. Anyone has experience with either girl?

BTW I too enjoy Helen's nursing as well. .

[MassageAwesome]

I went to see Helen at Li based on a tip I read here sometime back. Good advice. I was led to the room by another girl so I didn't see Helen till she walked in. She was wearing a mask so I couldn't get a good look at her face but her eyes looked nice. Good body with full C cups, I imagine. Very good massage with average teasing after the hot towels. Following the flip, she showed increasing enthusiasm. She motioned "down there" and I nodded eagerly. She put my hand on her ass and I asked if she'd lift up her shirt. She leaned over to give me a hug and whispered, "you give me good tip, ok?" I agreed and there was no further negotiation. She lifted up her shirt and bra revealing a beautiful rack. As I reached up to take hold, she leaned over planting one in my mouth with my hand grabbing the other. I was like a nursing baby while she took care of junior. Needless to say, I didn't last very long in this wonderful situation! She cleaned me up and proceeded to use the rest of my time with a scalp and foot massage. I was very pleased that she used all 60 minutes of the hour. Damage was 70 and 60. I will definitely return!

P.S. The girl that led me to the room was petite maybe 5' 2" , thin, pretty and seemed very cheerful. Does anyone know who this might be? I'd like to try her next time.

PPS. My appt with Helen was at 10:00 when they open. I got there a little early and waited in the parking lot till the "open" sign was turned on then I walked up. Unfortunately, they hadn't unlocked the door yet. I knocked and stood there like an idiot when I noticed another one of you guys comng up from the parking lot. I awkwardly walked down the sidewalk until the guy was let in. I give him a minute to be taken back before walking in myself. I really felt like a kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar at that moment.

Heard to get Helen if Alice is not available. You should've waited for them to open the door. Stand your ground. That dude is there for the same reason you are. Luckily he didn't get Helen. Lily likes to bait and switch sometimes. All about $$ with her, as with all the girls there LOL.

[HornyKojak]

Has anyone seen a provider named Clara that has a pharaoh tattoo on her shoulder and a dragon on her hip? She has disappeared. Damit man. Pure bliss that I miss!