Massage Parlor Reports

[JayCramer80]

Shit this read like it was Palpatine issuing the imperial order. Well it's been fun being a Jedi, but like the stars wars counterpart. They won't be able to eliminate all of us. I suspect it will just drive everything underground. No more raunchy ads, ect. I look forward to being the Obi-one of mongers.

Get your ATF's in order and treat them well for special service. Girls will become much more discreet. New mongers may have a difficult time.

[Jim Rob]

Got a haircut from Tara that as good as any barbershop. Took a shower when finished and went to her bed for FS. The only complaint was her pushing against me to not me go very deep. We finished in mush and the BJ was super nice. She's a sweet person with huge boobs, but please know she is total YMMV. I've read people she likes, let's then go raw.

[TheDrowned]

Was in Herndon area and my favorite girl at Haydee's was busy, so I decided to hit up Zenith to reunite with young coco, except she wasn't there that day. There was two mildly attractive Chinese providers in her stead and the smaller (and cuter one) kept coaxing me to stay as I tried to leave. Little head won the battle and decided what the hell, I could use the massage anyway.

But when I paid for the hour I got bait and switched and instead of the younger cuter one they gave me the taller less cuter Asian. She wasn't bad by any means she was just more homely in a t shirt and jeans and wearing no make up. Honestly, upon reflection, she was probably the cuter of the two because she was still mildly attractive and wasn't relying on external factors to enhance her beauty. Also my spider senses were tingling and I felt I might even be able to sneak a HE out of the ordeal, and my instincts proved right in sticking with Kelly.

Massage was good. Honestly haven't had one in a while despite my active mongering so it was refreshing and Kelly's technique was good. I've always rated massage on their ability to lull me to sleep. I suffer from insomnia so if you can knock me out than you've succeeded in putting me into a state of relaxation. So if I got nothing else from it, the massage made the trip worth it.

After 50 min I awoke from my slumber and was told to flip. Kelly massaged my stomach and legs going in between my thighs with her soft hands it was enough to awaken the second beast. And she pulled the towel away and asked if I wanted to attempt to tame it with oil? I said sure but thought to myself, is this normal? If I'm everyone's least favorite uncle how is this marginally better than just offering a happy ending? If you're going to take things this far why not just cross the finish line. So when Kelly started drizzling the oil over my junk like a pastry chef performing the finishing touches on her decorative cake she motioned me to use my hands but I had a better idea. Instead I used my hands to grab her hands and slowly but sensually enclosed them like a leash around my beast. She hesitated and pointed to the convenient sign about how this establishment does not take part in "inappropriate services" and I assured her that this neat little trick is a fantastic loophole, because one can argue she's not consciously touching my junk, but with my hands behind the wheel, it's the other way around. So with me initial in control, I had her hands going in and out up and around my junk. It was hot. After a while I let go of the steering wheel and watched the real magic happen. I must of cracked the code because she went loose reversing the grip using a the double hand technique going rapid then slowing down for a sensual finish as I exploded into her hands. She whispered me to SHHH and to avoid telling anyone.

So I'm somewhat breaking the rule here but I will preface this by saying this is a hard case of YMMV. So tread carefully and treat the ladies with respect if you decide to ride.

We're already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

[Dunnit]

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

Never saw Demi as price prohibitive, but Tara will do massage and haircut for $. 5. I am sure she will get naked for that. If your thing is for large breasted Thai BBW. Board search will provide details, I haven't seen a BP ad this week, so she may be out of town.

[WalkerC]

I got to echo what the other guys are saying here, paid and saw Demi, just got a haircut and a HJ. Fun idea so that's why I tried it but definitely not worth what I paid.

I also agree. I saw her twice last year, or whenever it was she first appeared. Got a sob story from her about how she's a single mom with 2 kids, 1 of which is handicap. And having a hard time supporting them. Maybe all that's true, maybe its the typically provider story. But if you need more money then provide more of a service. Have nit returned since.

[MikeyShakes]

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

I got to echo what the other guys are saying here, paid and saw Demi, just got a haircut and a HJ. Fun idea so that's why I tried it but definitely not worth what I paid.

[TheDrowned]

She's reviewed in multiple sub forums here in NOVA. I reviewed her a while back myself. For me, a good once in my life experience to get a haircut by a busty blonde fully nude. The bad she doesn't offer many extra besides a HJ HE, and the haircut was decent but not great. And the prices. Yikes!

I've had a NIGHT (8+ hours) of threesomes in TJ for less than I paid her.

To add my take, I saw her once and we talked and had chemistry. I made her laugh since I don't have any hair on my head she has nothing to cut. So we took things straight to the bed and just spent time talking and laughing. I got the feeling that she might be open to doing more if she gets comfortable with you.

Unfortunately for me this was an exploration phase and I wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to see a white provider. As I said before she was a fun conversation and there is zero language barrier BUT and it's a big but for me. I'm just not into white chicks. In my opinion they age twice as fast as Asians and latinas and you could clearly see her better years are behind her. Cost is certainly a factor but for me the dealbreaker was the fact that she's just not attractive enough for me to get off by just jerking me off. She did opt to give me a little BBBJ which she did say she doesnt give to everyone but she felt comfortable enough around me so it's a def YMMV (but alas even with that I didn't really enjoy my time).

But that's a me problem for sure, different strokes for different folks so if you want a different flavor she might be worth a visit.

[Silk3434]

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

She's reviewed in multiple sub forums here in NOVA. I reviewed her a while back myself. For me, a good once in my life experience to get a haircut by a busty blonde fully nude. The bad she doesn't offer many extra besides a HJ HE, and the haircut was decent but not great. And the prices. Yikes!

I've had a NIGHT (8+ hours) of threesomes in TJ for less than I paid her.

[You Chooch]

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

[Serpin58]

If I was always of you guys- take a break for a couple of months make her feel it were it hurts! Or at least park in circle. With drama in the driveway and different cars in and out.

She must have a LEO on the take but another noise disturbance a LEO have to show up! This I know! At least just park in circle not the driveway- do some lie on the phone car leak don't want leak on your driveway! She's a professional liar so who cares! I'm not warning anymore I've known her for 7 years- I'm the one who gave her the black Nissan SUV. You all do what you want be safe.

[Serpin58]

I believe the guy is still around. I have seen her for almost 10 years. I'm just her "regular" monger, good massage with release is all I get. It's always easy to get an appointment with her, until the past couple of weeks. I've not been able to make an appointment with her, she is either busy or sick, or she has to cancel at the last minute. This makes me think that the jealous bf is monitoring her closely. Has anyone managed to see her since the drama started?

Yes I know from other monger messaging me.

BF drives a black SUV with Florida tags.

I was her bf. Sugar daddy that knew about business.

Believe me nothing but drama with her.

How this never popped up in past is pure luck.

[SammyBoy8]

With regard to her, I knew her quite well several years ago. She has a complicated life mostly because of her multiple relationships with various mongers at the same time. Her massage and basic service were excellent and she is very charming, attractive and knows how to make us desperate guys feel important. Her daughter stories are accurate. I sort of lost touch with her pre-Covid when she hooked up with a guy who was obsessed with her while she was maintaining a relationship with a guy in MD. I don't know how this all unfolded because I left the scene, but all the reported drama sounds possible. I wouldn't stay away if you can make an appointment. I am certain the guy blocking the monger from an appointment has been discarded. She would not put up with that unless there was a lot of "support" involved, which is possible. She is what she is and worth while having in a rotation if you can get in and understand that, generally, just basic good massage with HE is on the table. I think she is a nice person and you will too. Just don't try to make more of it.

I believe the guy is still around. I have seen her for almost 10 years. I'm just her "regular" monger, good massage with release is all I get. It's always easy to get an appointment with her, until the past couple of weeks. I've not been able to make an appointment with her, she is either busy or sick, or she has to cancel at the last minute. This makes me think that the jealous bf is monitoring her closely. Has anyone managed to see her since the drama started?

[SonChi]

I popped by Eleven the other day and met Ruby, a 40 plus provider with a nice mommy rack and flat butt. I was in the mood for a great table shower more than anything else, so I rolled with it.

Went for the Table shower plus 3 minute sauna while we cleaned the shower room. Then to the room. She started soft touch immediately and I instructed her to massage my lower back for a bit. All in all, ok job. On the flip, I asked for BBBJ and she refused only offering CBJ. Which I hate. She gave a sensual and aggressive CBJ with pretty good technique including licking the boys but I cannot pop from CBJ so I asked for cfs but she wanted more and I passed. I asked her to remove the condom and just finished with nova. She cleaned me up and then lectured me about the danger of BBBJ and how this never happens at Eleven. Yawn.

If you are a CBJ or nova only guy, she will do the trip. If you want more, I would say avoid.

P.S., all of the BBBJ girls have left Eleven as far as I can tell.

6 for 30,1. 2 rip for CBJ = 1. 8.

I will no repeat but again, it will work for someone.

[VaPlay]

Texted to schedule an hour with Lucky, was told available at noon, arrived and was greeted by a Jamie instead. She said she was only one there but Lucky had stepped out. Jamie was attractive with typical mid 30's petite Asian attributes and gorgeous strong legs, wearing blue jeans and a t-shirt. I was led to room where I stripped down making obvious I wasn't LE and what I was there for, asked for table shower which tacked another. 1 onto the house fee, fine by me as typically get better service when they knowingly.

Clean things to their satisfaction. Back to room Jamie began providung a quality massage and I raised up giving her access to my hanging junk. Asked her if ok to feel on her and nogotiations began. She wanted far more than the norm for everything but I stuck to my norm and told her it was what Lucky & I always settled on, she said ok and we finished with CBJ and her at edge of table for deep mish. Would repeat but said she may leave back to NY or move elsewhere as this spot was not a consistent stable. She volunteered her personal digits as I treated her respectfully.

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[Sam7630]

I posted a few days ago on how I was tricked to go to the Latinas place in Herndon. They assured me that one of the girls in their ads was real and I told them I would leave if it was a lie. After I went there and told them in their face that they lied after seeing all the ladies, I got a text message saying that there is one more that is the one from the picture. I told them to send a picture or that I wouldn't go and they sent me this. As you can see. That is not even close to the young beautiful ladies in their ads and they told me she just changed her hair hahaha! Avoid at all costs!

Total scam. Avoid at all costs. All fake with huge upselling.