Massage Parlor Reports

**Murrican** · 02-16-23 00:15

This is really sad.

What must your circumstances be to bring flowers to an AMP girl? To ask to work an AMP job for the service itself?

This is not something to mock (not that you are). It's legitimately sad.

Originally Posted by JohnWu0079 [View Original Post]

I used to think PriscillaM is exercising his creative writing juices in illustrating the absurd monger behaviours at the finger. I was wrong.

Heard the following stories from multiple girls there.

1) A fellow monger showed up on Valentine's day this year and gave Vanessa flowers. Vanessa then complains to the girls that said monger actually gets a most two massages a year at the finger and she's annoyed that he's wasting her time.

2) A hobby enthusiast who is broke / out of money, but so desperate for a happy ending that he actually showed up to the finger, asked for the manager, and offered to work at the finger in exchange for massages. Yes I did not make that up.

3) a old man customer that followed one of the girls from shop to shop, became good friends with her. Last year he died of covid. He was in the hospital and the girl visited him while he's on a ventilator. Afterwards she was worried and found his son on Facebook to ask what happened, and he told her he passed away. RIP.

**PriscillaM** · 02-15-23 20:25

Originally Posted by JohnWu0079 [View Original Post]

I used to think PriscillaM is exercising his creative writing juices in illustrating the absurd monger behaviours at the finger. I was wrong.

Heard the following stories from multiple girls there.

1) A fellow monger showed up on Valentine's day this year and gave Vanessa flowers. Vanessa then complains to the girls that said monger actually gets a most two massages a year at the finger and she's annoyed that he's wasting her time.

2) A hobby enthusiast who is broke / out of money, but so desperate for a happy ending that he actually showed up to the finger, asked for the manager, and offered to work at the finger in exchange for massages. Yes I did not make that up.

3) a old man customer that followed one of the girls from shop to shop, became good friends with her. Last year he died of covid. He was in the hospital and the girl visited him while he's on a ventilator. Afterwards she was worried and found his son on Facebook to ask what happened, and he told her he passed away. RIP.

Vanessa would complain if peace broke out in the Ukraine. She is the quintessential manifestation of profound immorality and wickedness. She banned me because I made fun of the fact that some old fucko brought sushi and ate with her by that industrial size washing machine that they use to clean all the towels that the owner stole from the Sheraton. I also castigated all the mongers that were getting head from her and touting it.

As for the fucko offering to work there. That probably was me at one time. I would have wiped the cum off the walls to get another look at Kiki's pussy and that Bush of the girl that cut that massive fart. Penny's body too. And of course Angela's small hands over my pole.

Lot of people die from covid. It is a total bio weapon. There has been no virus that cleaves to Furin like that, ever. It is sad that it took a willing customer of hand jobs down.

**PriscillaM** · 02-15-23 20:14

Originally Posted by JayJayTer [View Original Post]

Hello Gents.

Anyone have any info on this one?

https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/e23...8-7d9a76747dc6

TIA.

She is this kind of porky Asian girl, probably Eurasian like Mongolia, I think she speaks Russian. She is just kind of fat and not terribly attractive. Having said that, she knows how to handle a cock very well. She did not complain of my herculean feet of going for over 25 minutes hard as a steel girder, and in a nice touch after you nut she kisses you on the forehead. If you are forgiving about looks and want to be treated like a monger of importance and respect, then she is clinically acceptable.

**IAmGib1** · 02-15-23 18:56

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

Had some time after meeting with friends in WLA so headed to Thai MP in Venice again. The same one with May that I reviewed a few pages back. This time, I went back for a tried and true favorite of mines at this nondescript establishment.

Natalie is very cute with a bit of baby fat on her, 5'4", she's mid-20's, natural B's with fairly large nipples, PHAT ass, and sports a landing strip (most of the time). Skin tone between fair and tanned. No tattoos but a couple of henna ones around her wrists. Pretty good English that has a very slight British / Australian accent to it when she pronounces certain words. I find it quite adorable really. She's Thai but latina thicc and is right up my alley of what I like. Curvy all around but carries it well. Has a couple of keloid scars on left shoulder. She's likes to smile a lot, cheery, and good with conversation.

She's a CMT so her massage is pretty legit, one I'd actually pay for alone. Her hands are quite strong and can adjust pressure according to what you are looking for. She likes to experiment sometimes as she wants to improve and see what people like so the massage can vary from time to time. But mainly it involves her using her thumbs to rub out tension and knots in short and swift arches along different parts of your body. She will also step on your back too if you want or do body weight massages with her hands and knees. Most AMP girls' massage are crude and unrefined compared to Natalie's.

On the flip, Natalie knows what I like so she starts going to task. She's pretty good with dirty talk and hyping you up given her relatively proficiency in English. Natalie's quite responsive to DATY. She has pretty good skills in BBBJ and all positions, especially K9, were satisfying. She engaged and audio feedback was tuned to arouse you and get you to completion. Unfortunately, I don't remember what her HE skills were like, it's been too long that I can't remember. She's open to a lot of things. Be respectful and cordials and she'll quote you a price. BBFSCIP is in the realm of possibility.

While Natalie isn't perfect (a little weight loss wouldn't hurt or having bigger tits), she comes closest to the complete package I've seen in my limited experience with AMP girls. She's giggly with a cheerful personality, provides an excellent massage, and will work to get you off to the best of her ability.

$60 to the house for the hour and tip varies depending on what extras are available to you to choose from.

Are you talking about the AMP at Lincoln Blvd and Garfield in Venice? Where May the 5'10" thai girl was supposedly working.

**JohnWu0079** · 02-15-23 18:35

I used to think PriscillaM is exercising his creative writing juices in illustrating the absurd monger behaviours at the finger. I was wrong.

Heard the following stories from multiple girls there.

1) A fellow monger showed up on Valentine's day this year and gave Vanessa flowers. Vanessa then complains to the girls that said monger actually gets a most two massages a year at the finger and she's annoyed that he's wasting her time.

2) A hobby enthusiast who is broke / out of money, but so desperate for a happy ending that he actually showed up to the finger, asked for the manager, and offered to work at the finger in exchange for massages. Yes I did not make that up.

3) a old man customer that followed one of the girls from shop to shop, became good friends with her. Last year he died of covid. He was in the hospital and the girl visited him while he's on a ventilator. Afterwards she was worried and found his son on Facebook to ask what happened, and he told her he passed away. RIP.

**Lostcausexxx** · 02-15-23 17:35

Originally Posted by Magnetron44 [View Original Post]

Had 30 minutes free while waiting for my sedan to get washed nearby so I headed over to this establishment to spend time with Natalie. The description below is on the spot accurate. She's curvy but in a cute bubble way and her attitude is wonderful. She wants to make you feel good. Started with a massage but my wandering hands led to her wandering hands applying oil to my shaft and crack from behind as she made long slow sensual strokes. She said I could turn over whenever I was ready. I opted for a full session with a BBBJ intro. She's fun and totally into it other than no kissing. My only complaint is that she wears a lot of perfume and I didn't go home smelling like something more than the carwash's pine tree deodorizer. Fun time and had a spring in my step all the way back to the nearby carwash.

What's the damage for full session? Cracked me up at the perfume part.

**Magnetron44** · 02-15-23 16:28

Had 30 minutes free while waiting for my sedan to get washed nearby so I headed over to this establishment to spend time with Natalie. The description below is on the spot accurate. She's curvy but in a cute bubble way and her attitude is wonderful. She wants to make you feel good. Started with a massage but my wandering hands led to her wandering hands applying oil to my shaft and crack from behind as she made long slow sensual strokes. She said I could turn over whenever I was ready. I opted for a full session with a BBBJ intro. She's fun and totally into it other than no kissing. My only complaint is that she wears a lot of perfume and I didn't go home smelling like something more than the carwash's pine tree deodorizer. Fun time and had a spring in my step all the way back to the nearby carwash.

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

Had some time after meeting with friends in WLA so headed to Thai MP in Venice again. The same one with May that I reviewed a few pages back. This time, I went back for a tried and true favorite of mines at this nondescript establishment.

Natalie is very cute with a bit of baby fat on her, 5'4", she's mid-20's, natural B's with fairly large nipples, PHAT ass, and sports a landing strip (most of the time). Skin tone between fair and tanned. No tattoos but a couple of henna ones around her wrists. Pretty good English that has a very slight British / Australian accent to it when she pronounces certain words. I find it quite adorable really. She's Thai but latina thicc and is right up my alley of what I like. Curvy all around but carries it well. Has a couple of keloid scars on left shoulder. She's likes to smile a lot, cheery, and good with conversation.

She's a CMT so her massage is pretty legit, one I'd actually pay for alone. Her hands are quite strong and can adjust pressure according to what you are looking for. She likes to experiment sometimes as she wants to improve and see what people like so the massage can vary from time to time. But mainly it involves her using her thumbs to rub out tension and knots in short and swift arches along different parts of your body. She will also step on your back too if you want or do body weight massages with her hands and knees. Most AMP girls' massage are crude and unrefined compared to Natalie's.

**HiKeke** · 02-15-23 15:35

Anyone know where Yumi went? She used to work at the Paradise Spa in Ktown. Damn was looking forward to fucking her post-covid but she gone now and bitchy mms won't tell me where she at.

**JayJayTer** · 02-15-23 13:55

Hello Gents.

Anyone have any info on this one?

https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/e23...8-7d9a76747dc6

TIA.

**PriscillaM** · 02-14-23 18:11

Originally Posted by RudyRude [View Original Post]

Are you putting in two-a-days with the All-Star Break coming up?

There was a poster here, ages ago, I think Irie the sadist or something. Made Tjinla and Chris Poontang look like pikers.

Back in the early 2000's he would cruise the valley with a hunk of Yayo and fuck multiples in one day.

**PriscillaM** · 02-14-23 09:24

Originally Posted by RudyRude [View Original Post]

Are you putting in two-a-days with the All-Star Break coming up?

No, I am practising load management like Lebron.

**Rudy Rude** · 02-14-23 01:52

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Fuck goldfinger. Wharf is now the ultimate power in the universe.

Dora has the best nipples ever.

Yuyu has great skills at drilling an asshole.

I love this place.

Are you putting in two-a-days with the All-Star Break coming up?

**PriscillaM** · 02-13-23 16:55

Fuck goldfinger. Wharf is now the ultimate power in the universe.

Dora has the best nipples ever.

Yuyu has great skills at drilling an asshole.

I love this place.

**PriscillaM** · 02-13-23 10:41

OK boys, Yuyu at wharf is a "hot young Asian." She has a slim body, wears a mask the entire time, and knows how to finger a rectum.

She has an ass of steel. She has small tits. I only got over the clothes.

But, does anyone know if she has a Bush?

**PriscillaM** · 02-12-23 15:42

Boy this ad must be from one of the big agencies.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22937218.html

Wharf is obviously being position for a sale or maybe a go private transaction. This is the same kind of shit that happened with goldfinger before it was sold.

Ads, real photos of the girls, too many mongers going in wearing shorts with a tripod.