Massage Parlor Reports

[TheDrowned]

I posted a few days ago on how I was tricked to go to the Latinas place in Herndon. They assured me that one of the girls in their ads was real and I told them I would leave if it was a lie. After I went there and told them in their face that they lied after seeing all the ladies, I got a text message saying that there is one more that is the one from the picture. I told them to send a picture or that I wouldn't go and they sent me this. As you can see. That is not even close to the young beautiful ladies in their ads and they told me she just changed her hair hahaha! Avoid at all costs!

We've already established in a previous post the pics they are using are from some random spa located in Panama, and let's pretend just for a fucking second that they really were girls like that at the spa offering the kind of service you mongers are after.

1) you wouldn't be able to even get your foot into the door because the place would be rampant with every monger in the tristate area. The place would look like a Walmart on Black Friday after they announced that all electronics are 75% off. We saw one young (ish) Korean provider review on the board and Sun was a monger breeding pit of sweat and semen in less than a week. Just imagine what would happen here.

2) LEO would probably shut it down faster than you'd blow your load to one of these girls in the pic.

Now I can concede to the fact that the services here pale in comparison to places like HH spa, the girls here are definitely not as pretty. No debate there but what irks me is that we are beating a dead horse with constant complaints about this place. There's already a severe lack of LMPs in NOVA. 10 years ago there was ZERO. And now we are starting to get a few to trickle in and we are doing all but grabbing torches and pitchforks. You don't have to patron the place, but look at the bigger picture. Put down the angry mob tools and think. If any potential LMP prospect is looking at the reviews and trying to gauge whether it would be a good idea to open shop of the Latin persuasion here in NOVA, we're not giving them a good reason to.

Perhaps we're spoiled by Sandra and her crew, but that pic is real, and if I had the choice between a standard NOVA from her or from the typical 60 yr old Asian granny at your run of the mill AMP. I know where I'm going.

Just my two cents.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

[KidFarian]

I called and requested who I wanted since day 1. I had a bait and switch once though and I was told Viviana was going to take care of it. As others have mentioned, she is probably the most attractive one so I went with it. No matter how she looks, you'll be dissapointed with her attitude and seems like everyone that has posted about her feels the same.

I agree with her not being sensual or playful during the massage, not talkative, beautiful appearance but her finish was actually really slow and unrushed. Every time I see her at the counter she's smiling and very friendly but I expected that personality in room. I might see her again because she was always friendly after our initial visit.

[Ksl93]

I posted a few days ago on how I was tricked to go to the Latinas place in Herndon. They assured me that one of the girls in their ads was real and I told them I would leave if it was a lie. After I went there and told them in their face that they lied after seeing all the ladies, I got a text message saying that there is one more that is the one from the picture. I told them to send a picture or that I wouldn't go and they sent me this. As you can see. That is not even close to the young beautiful ladies in their ads and they told me she just changed her hair hahaha! Avoid at all costs!

[Ksl93]

Well, Viviana was not there the first time I visited. My first visit I saw Sandra, But I really don't remember if I called or not. But I Do know that the place was fairly new and there was not the info on here about it. Since you have plenty of info I would definitely call and request who you want.

I called and requested who I wanted since day 1. I had a bait and switch once though and I was told Viviana was going to take care of it. As others have mentioned, she is probably the most attractive one so I went with it. No matter how she looks, you'll be dissapointed with her attitude and seems like everyone that has posted about her feels the same.

[WalkerC]

Did you guys for a specific provider on your first visit or you just hoped that Viviana wouldn't the one to attend to you? Thinking about paying them a visit this weekend.

Well, Viviana was not there the first time I visited. My first visit I saw Sandra, But I really don't remember if I called or not. But I Do know that the place was fairly new and there was not the info on here about it. Since you have plenty of info I would definitely call and request who you want.

[Lucretius]

Where is Yumi's located?

Facing Backlick right behind the Giant at Braddock Road. It's on Google maps.

[ToraChan23]

Seems a bit too good to be true. But hey. Who knows! I'll try to contact and see if there are any more details.

Her pictures passed the reverse image search test. Maybe she USED to look like that and its a bait and switch.

[ToraChan23]

Until I read this post I thought I'd made out okay today at Yumi's. I met Amy, a short, attractive, Chinese woman in her 30 ties. Nice body: good Cs with large suckable nipples, a clean pussy that responded orgasmically to DATY. The damage was. 5 for the house and 1. 2 for DATY, CBJ, and CFS. I wonder if Creeping has a typo, saying his damage was. 6 for the house and another. 6 for he implies is FS (probably covered) and a BJ (again, probably CBJ).

On a different point, if you see Amy make sure you tell her to take it easy with your jewels. She can get a bit over zealous.

Rhino.

Where is Yumi's located?

[SteveSmithAbq]

Did you guys for a specific provider on your first visit or you just hoped that Viviana wouldn't the one to attend to you? Thinking about paying them a visit this weekend.

Ask for the provider when you call to make an appointment. Have a great visit!

[Galleon]

I haven't been there in about 3 weeks, but Viviana will probably always have an attitude because she clearly doesn't want to be there. Or at least doesn't like that part of the job.

I don't recall seeing anyone with glasses, must be new. When I saw Sandra 3 weeks ago she did say she had done interviews set up. She must have hired some.

Did you guys for a specific provider on your first visit or you just hoped that Viviana wouldn't the one to attend to you? Thinking about paying them a visit this weekend.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Does anyone know of an ATF that is 420 friendly? I would love to smoke a J with someone and then get a rub. FS is not required or really wanted.

Try Tara (a Thai provider) - I haven't smoked a J with her, but have shared a few drinks after a massage. She is a lot of fun, and provides a great massage as well.

[Silk3434]

Any tips on For Him or Her Spa? DMs are open.

This place is discussed every other week, search and you will have loads of good intel.

[Yooster111]

Does anyone know of an ATF that is 420 friendly? I would love to smoke a J with someone and then get a rub. FS is not required or really wanted.

[Silk3434]

Thinking about heading north. Anyone have any experience with either of these?

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/31080.html

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/13000.html

Both of these are typical ACS (asian crap shoots) escorts not MPs.

[Orpheus60]

Thinking about heading north. Anyone have any experience with either of these?

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/31080.html

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/13000.html

The second one I've been to 3 or 4 times. Is legit. Not a massage parlor. Standard apt set up. 2 rooms 2 girls. 140 half, 160 hr. Upsell for bare. At least it was last year. May have a been an increase this year. Have not been in a few months. Can't comment on ladies that are currently there. Was in a complex on Summertree rd, near 66 and 29 at the time, Sometimes these do change locations, but that is the number. I save numbers when I find something worthwhile.

PM if you would like info on some others where I have had luck.