Massage Parlor Reports

[FuckIt216]

Sounds like a good prospect. I drove up and down Archer yesterday and everything seemed normal in the aftermath of the BHC stabbing. BHC looked closed as it always does, but Orange had their door open. Popped my head into Archer since parking is easy and introduced myself to Lily who was a petite older lady, but I didn't see the other girl. Probably going to go somewhere else today, but I'll definitely try to catch Lisa next week.

Fit312.

Everything seems to be normal. Did the Archer Run yesterday and today. No girls were at Orange but they do have 4 at BHC Susie, Summer, Lili and Anna all worth a Trip. Odd thing however girls still offering all services but not taking off their clothes staying 90% clothed -.

But Lisa at Archer Spa is worth the trip back. Very fun girl.

[Ratso100]

Great review! Pity about Bella. I think she's probably been working continuously at CLM longer than almost anybody else, and it's starting to show. Pre-pandemic she was probably the most well balanced girl there. Younger than Jessica and Sarah but more open menu than Salma and Zara. I think she needs to take a couple of months off and recharge her batteries and rediscover her love for sex. She used to be really into it.

One thing I was curious about. You said you paid $320 for an hour with Nuru and FS. The hour Nuru is $240, so wouldn't you have paid $340 for Nuru+FS? Or maybe that was why there was a misunderstanding about the service you were supposed to get?

My bad. I gave her $240 without even mentioning that I wanted nuru. She left the room briefly and came back as I got ready. So yeah, 340. Now as for this clique, got any Intel?

[Jinurso]

Great review! Pity about Bella. I think she's probably been working continuously at CLM longer than almost anybody else, and it's starting to show. Pre-pandemic she was probably the most well balanced girl there. Younger than Jessica and Sarah but more open menu than Salma and Zara. I think she needs to take a couple of months off and recharge her batteries and rediscover her love for sex. She used to be really into it.

One thing I was curious about. You said you paid $320 for an hour with Nuru and FS. The hour Nuru is $240, so wouldn't you have paid $340 for Nuru+FS? Or maybe that was why there was a misunderstanding about the service you were supposed to get?

With the limited roster, my choices came down between Jessica and Bella. I was in the mood for some Latina spice, so I chose the latter. Ironic as according to the threads here there's a rivalry between those two. My experience only confirms the mixed reviews written in here..

[Ratso100]

With the limited roster, my choices came down between Jessica and Bella. I was in the mood for some Latina spice, so I chose the latter. Ironic as according to the threads here there's a rivalry between those two. My experience only confirms the mixed reviews written in here. Despite being my first time with her, I got both the pros that earn her acclaim and cons that people complain about in a one hour session. Starting with a negative. I got delayed and the wrong service I paid for. I booked hours in advance for a nuru massage with ease and quick confirmation. By the time I got there I was told to wait before buzzing the door bell. This is nothing new as it sometimes it takes a few extra minutes for the girls to get ready for the appointment. However my session was delayed for at least 25 minutes. I was getting a little worried but I figured since I wanted nuru maybe they had to make an extra set up to avoid getting gel on the floors and walls. I was texted a "sorry "an was let in almost half an hour late to my original set appointment.

Bella welcomed me with a soft spoken apology and was wearing black lingerie. Unsurprisingly, She's not the girl in the airbrushed picture as she's thicker and shorter. By no means fat as others have described her but for a curvy girl she lacks T&A. I paid for the extra 20 for nuru but as I laid down for my body rub, I realize that I wasn't going to get what I anticipated. Considering she was quiet like a church mouse and avoided eye contact for the beginning minutes, I didn't want to make shit more awkward with complains. So I kept quiet and made small talk. She got more comfortable and louder in conversation. Bella reminded me of a younger Latina version of Melissa as they both are chatty and like the sound of their own voice (And that's not a bad thing. Lot of chicks either got the language barrier or robotic service) .

Extras were negotiable to $100 and the menu was pretty open. No GFE altho she did allow one kiss before refusing any more mouth to mouth contact. Daty, 69, blah blah, and all the other good stuff. I would say money well spend but phone came ringing during the session and she stopped several times. Eventually, during L3 , she suddenly got up and picked up the phone briefly. She returned to finish me off but by then her whole demeanor changed. Her attitude got colder. Not mean per say but she became less talkative and avoided eye contact. She then threw me a towel and told me to hurry up. As I dressed up, I tried to make small talk and see what was the issue but she kinda gave me the cold shoulder with a forced smile. She rushed me to the doorway (she didn't bother to dress up BTW) and unlike most girls who give you a kiss in the cheek or hug. She only said have a good day. I gave her a hug and she did return it with a nervous smile. I wanted to see if I was leaving in good terms with her, so I half fictitiously asked that if she's available in the weekends because I am eager to see her again. She said that she's being rotated next week and not to get to excited. Damage was a total for $320 for an incomplete hour (I checked the clock when I left, Only 51 minutes passed and that's not discounting the time for dressing and she spend on the phone). 20 extra for nuru I didn't get and 100 for FS upgrade.

Overall 6/10 and I still feel I'm being over generous with my grading. On one hand the menu was very open and cheap for a young lady (usually only the clm milfs do that) . On the other hand, she had bizarre mood swings in such a short amount of time and I overpaid door entrance for nuru I never got. She also said looses points for an extended delay and am incomplete time session. She only gets extra points for the former but the latter makes her a no repeat for me. Even if I did, with the expression she made as I left she would probably close the menu on me. I'm better off sticking around with my Polish milfs (Sad part is I have to wait for the roster to expand or roll the dice on the other providers. Zara is to expensive, Elena is MIA, Melissa / Sandra are in the same clique as Audrey. I am afraid after being like Icarus to the sun when it came to Audrey, the alleged clique kinda blacklisted me from upgrades to the standard l1). Hopefully we get another place like Logan tantricas to (re) open.

[LeopardTwo]

This site is in military time? Because I don't see know no arrests on the local news aggregator app or unless our friend with suspiciously low reviews gave us a red herring.

It wasn't a "raid" and no one got arrested. They just need to go through some formalities. Hard to say why they were targeted. Could have something to do with Chi PD branching out due to BHC. Or could be neighbor complaints. Either way, it will likely pass over.

[Ratso100]

How did you hear about this raid? Thanks for the heads up. Do you know who they arrested?

This site is in military time? Because I don't see know no arrests on the local news aggregator app or unless our friend with suspiciously low reviews gave us a red herring.

[LeopardTwo]

How did you hear about this raid? Thanks for the heads up. Do you know who they arrested?

This is confirmed. Might be closed for a few weeks until they get it sorted out.

[OF Charlie]

Since the attack at BHC expect the police to use the activity to begin an investigation into that spa as well as the other spas associated with it. The police will investigate phone records of the girls who work at that location as well as the other girls who work at the spas associated / owned by the same person / group. So which spots should be avoided going forward? Is 819 under the same umbrella? Natural Healer?

BHC owner also owns Orange spa. 819 and Natural are owned by two different people.

BHC owner already ditched her phone. It's just a burner phone. She is already advertising Orange in wechat under the new wechat ID. Cops are never going to find out who she is as all communication is done via wechat between the girls and the owner. You can't find out the phone number associated with wechat and they can't subpoena wechat.

All the spa and apartment leases are under someone else's name. That is why RL reopened 3 days later after the bust and still going strong 7 months later. They can't find the owner or maybe they don't want to bother. I mean even if they catch the owner, there will always be another person to take over.

[ConfuciusMan]

Police raid tonight at 9:15 pm. All the masseuses booked out the back. Cops.

Let everyone roll out kept the last masseuse.

How did you hear about this raid? Thanks for the heads up. Do you know who they arrested?

[WalkingHard]

You're giving the cops too much credit. They won't do shit.

LOL. Soon as they realize how much money that place was racking in and how much isn't going to the city they will. They could care less about immigrants getting stabbed by degenerates but them and their bosses will care about the money.

[WalkingHard]

Police raid tonight at 9:15 pm. All the masseuses booked out the back. Cops.

Let everyone roll out kept the last masseuse.

This was kind of predictable. This place received so many odd reviews / activity on RM the past few months. There was a guy using two accounts to phish for info on the types of services going on there and who was providing them as well as trying to solicit RM members true identities. Definitely seemed like a nosy neighbor or pissed off girlfriend / wife but kind of seemed like it could be police related. Curious what will come from it.

[Jinurso]

I would be very pleased with L1 from a pretty Latina in the $50 range. I tend to stay away from these places known for FS when all I really want is L1 from a pretty girl (a nice massage would be cool too).

At CLM there's no upcharge or tip expected for L1. It's included in the entry fee. However, the entry fee is higher than AMPs if that's what you're used to. Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

[MushroomGod]

Since the attack at BHC expect the police to use the activity to begin an investigation into that spa as well as the other spas associated with it. The police will investigate phone records of the girls who work at that location as well as the other girls who work at the spas associated / owned by the same person / group. So which spots should be avoided going forward? Is 819 under the same umbrella? Natural Healer?

You're giving the cops too much credit. They won't do shit.

[Fit312]

....stopped by Archer Spa for the first time and was greeted by Lisa.

Chinese girl about 5' 100 lbs great body with outty Belly Button.

Sounds like a good prospect. I drove up and down Archer yesterday and everything seemed normal in the aftermath of the BHC stabbing. BHC looked closed as it always does, but Orange had their door open. Popped my head into Archer since parking is easy and introduced myself to Lily who was a petite older lady, but I didn't see the other girl. Probably going to go somewhere else today, but I'll definitely try to catch Lisa next week.

[Dee Mac]

I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.

I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.

I walk in and was greeted warmly. I've had some really cold / transactional experiences at CLM with some of the girls they had in the Summer, and this wasn't one. Things were looking good!

Physically, she's in her late 20's, very curvy but not fat, just has a little pudge. If you're looking for a spinner it's not her. Light skin Hispanic, either Spanish or Central-Western Mexican. Cute round face, colored eyes. Had a great slutty fit. Thin lacy dress with lingerie that complimented her figure.

I would be very pleased with L1 from a pretty Latina in the $50 range. I tend to stay away from these places known for FS when all I really want is L1 from a pretty girl (a nice massage would be cool too).