Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

I would be very pleased with L1 from a pretty Latina in the $50 range. I tend to stay away from these places known for FS when all I really want is L1 from a pretty girl (a nice massage would be cool too).

At CLM there's no upcharge or tip expected for L1. It's included in the entry fee. However, the entry fee is higher than AMPs if that's what you're used to. Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

[MushroomGod]

Since the attack at BHC expect the police to use the activity to begin an investigation into that spa as well as the other spas associated with it. The police will investigate phone records of the girls who work at that location as well as the other girls who work at the spas associated / owned by the same person / group. So which spots should be avoided going forward? Is 819 under the same umbrella? Natural Healer?

You're giving the cops too much credit. They won't do shit.

[Fit312]

....stopped by Archer Spa for the first time and was greeted by Lisa.

Chinese girl about 5' 100 lbs great body with outty Belly Button.

Sounds like a good prospect. I drove up and down Archer yesterday and everything seemed normal in the aftermath of the BHC stabbing. BHC looked closed as it always does, but Orange had their door open. Popped my head into Archer since parking is easy and introduced myself to Lily who was a petite older lady, but I didn't see the other girl. Probably going to go somewhere else today, but I'll definitely try to catch Lisa next week.

[Dee Mac]

I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.

I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.

I walk in and was greeted warmly. I've had some really cold / transactional experiences at CLM with some of the girls they had in the Summer, and this wasn't one. Things were looking good!

Physically, she's in her late 20's, very curvy but not fat, just has a little pudge. If you're looking for a spinner it's not her. Light skin Hispanic, either Spanish or Central-Western Mexican. Cute round face, colored eyes. Had a great slutty fit. Thin lacy dress with lingerie that complimented her figure.

I would be very pleased with L1 from a pretty Latina in the $50 range. I tend to stay away from these places known for FS when all I really want is L1 from a pretty girl (a nice massage would be cool too).

[Chef1234]

Police raid tonight at 9:15 pm. All the masseuses booked out the back. Cops.

Let everyone roll out kept the last masseuse.

[FuckIt216]

Took some advice from Fit312 and stopped by Archer Spa for the first time and was greeted by Lisa.

Chinese girl about 5' 100 lbs great body with outty Belly Button.

We went back and forth on price for a few minutes and settled on $160.

Service with excellent and will repeat. She will be here for 18 more days.

[WalkingHard]

Since the attack at BHC expect the police to use the activity to begin an investigation into that spa as well as the other spas associated with it. The police will investigate phone records of the girls who work at that location as well as the other girls who work at the spas associated / owned by the same person / group. So which spots should be avoided going forward? Is 819 under the same umbrella? Natural Healer?

[Jason1987]

Went to check it out and was confused because I didn't see the words Princess Spa in the sign. Went in and had Lydi. Said she was Filipina. As others have stated massage was decent with L1.

Interesting. Was planning on going. Assume same vibe and MTs? Or are there new ones? Same contact number?

[TrickyBic53]

Seems legit I see them post consistently.

https://www.massage-chicago.info/

[Jinurso]

Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

Not all of the photos are real or accurate. I'd say about half.

Since you care more about L1 and L3 than L2, it's actually easier to find a girl to be happy with at CLM. I recommend Zara. She does L3 and is the hottest girl there who does FS. She's a gorgeous afro-latina who has the cutest Dominican accent.

If you prefer more goth girls, Natalie also does FS and really gets into it. She's also young and beautiful, got a slutty Sophie Turner kinda vibe. Pic is 100% her. Emily is a brunette and she used to literally be an aspiring porn star. I haven't seen her for complicated reasons, but reports say she does FS. Her picture is also real and accurate.

All three of them charge the same for the FS upcharge $200.

Girls like Jessica, Sarah and Nicol have much more open menus of you want more of a GFE experience, but they're all in their late-30's early-40's, so you have to be ok with that.

I've seen Bella before a couple of years ago and thought she had a nice combo of service similar to the older girls but looks similar to the younger girls, bit more recent reports say she's put on some weight and isn't as much fun in bed anymore. Haven't seen her lately to comment.

Leila seems like another good option based on the review below but I haven't seen her yet.

[CornCobMaker]

Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

If you're looking for good FS, you'll unfortunately have to go for one of the older, less attractive ones (Jessica or Nicole). For L1, I can recommend Zara or Salma.

[Fit312]

Where do yall park lmfao.

Street parking is free on Sunday, but it's usually not that bad over there even if you have to pay. I think that's Kelly's day off, but the other girls are generally DTF. Just beware of Soldier Field parking restrictions when they have events.

[Sfgop2A]

Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

[FellowMonger]

Just to preface, I think I saw Kelly. Didn't get her name but based off reviews I"m assuming so.

Not too bad looking, I'd say low 30's? Some good man mades. Small ass but it's fine. Really gets in there for a BBBJ. Had her finger in my ass as she was going up and down. Would repeat to see what else she's down for but parking is awful. Where do yall park lmfao.

[Miamiat]

Try S&L on south Michigan ave. Not the youngest girl but pretty much L2 guaranteed and BB if you want it. Ask for Kelly, she is little moody but good skills and great body. Good Luck.

SpaDude, Good advice. I would have said the same. Check your messages, if you would.