Massage Parlor Reports

**OlFatUncle** · 02-05-23 10:22

I had to be downtown on some business and finished early enough to transfer my brain down to the other head. I've seen a few mentions of Sunshine being found in the I. D. (not SODO) and their current myth posted online on a MD site seemed to over promise but I thought I'd TOFTT.

I couldn't find the promised button for the back door (I found out later its at the top of the stairs) so I walked around to the front and walked in. Standard armored lobby setup with a bell button.

After some yelling in the back I was greeted by a mid to late 20's (my guess) properly apportioned (and not at all heavy) lady who I latter found out is using the name Kim. The sundress she was sorta wearing promised interesting things.

As we were walking back she asked if I needed the bathroom. My guess is that this is where the shower that's mentioned on some sites may be but I declined so no shower. During that walk I also noted that she has a full back shoulder blade tattoo which is another identifier.

The "get naked and lay down" statement was a good indicator so I handed over the house fee plus a $ to let her know what's up.

She shortly returned and asked me to turn over immediately, no back massage. Oh well. Can't get everything. After a short discussion of what I wanted and indicating more was on the menu (a reoccurring theme) I asked her to just make me happy. She gave me a perfunctory belly, neck, and head rub and then on to the main event.

And during this time the sundress decided to give up the fight. Wandering was definitely not discouraged and nothing seemed to be off limits as long as it remained on the surface.

Their online myth had mentioned that they offered having a hand wander into the back crack and she did not disappoint. I did ask if she wanted me to turn back over to make access simpler but that is when she mentioned my bulk and possible discomfort. But in any case things progressed very satisfactorily.

After a cleanup I was reminded that significantly more, including a possible second round, was on the menu but I'm no longer able to immediately respond so I just had to bookmark those offers for a future return.

I then was allowed to exit via their back stairs and was shown where the button is. There is limited parking behind their building so it's not that bad but I would never visit that area after dark.

**LikeARock22** · 02-04-23 20:25

Originally Posted by Donhoe [View Original Post]

Looking for large boobies, all else is good.

Check out Mia at Sunshine behind subway on 4th ave Sodo. Big soft droopy boobs with nice nips.

**DamianDono** · 02-04-23 19:48

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

Bella is currently 'new girl' at Lin's and she is easily pushing 80 and looked like she needed an elderly person's walker. THIS is apparently what the Seattle's AMP market is demanding. It's so fucking that is makes one really begin to hate this city and think about moving again.

Oof yea. I still stand by (and behind, pulling her hair) Sophia but it sounds like the place is crumbling around her. I texted and asked if she was around today and she's in California I guess for a while. They offered Emma and Villa but, nah, no need to roll the dice.

Let's convince Sophia to go indie so we can pound her in a nice apartment. I even suspect she would take on more than one of us.

**Donhoe** · 02-04-23 19:43

Looking for large boobies, all else is good.

**Spectacular** · 02-04-23 18:28

Bella is currently 'new girl' at Lin's and she is easily pushing 80 and looked like she needed an elderly person's walker. THIS is apparently what the Seattle's AMP market is demanding. It's so fucking that is makes one really begin to hate this city and think about moving again.

Originally Posted by IcedLatte1 [View Original Post]

About two weeks ago went to Lins, Emily's, and total relax.

Was hoping for good things based off all the lins reviews, but only girls there were probably early 40's late 30's at best, not overweight by any means but slightly extra. Basically was the same at total relax and Emily's, decided screw it and went with FS at Emily's, pretty meh experience and was 240 if I remember correctly.

Honestly not worth it, might as well just save and make the trip to Tacoma once in awhile, the gap in age and looks is worth it.

**Spectacular** · 02-04-23 18:22

Popped into Lin's yesterday upon hearing about the 'new girls' and. Oh my lord. Seeing Bella who literally looked like she needed a elderly person's walker and Emma who was at least 45+ year old and needing to lose at least 40 pounds, I did an abrupt 180 and got the fuck out of there.

Went to CHC in Lynnwood, QQ Spa in Lake City, Yi Spa on 85th, Evergreen on Greenwood, and had to turn around after seeing who was working at every damn location.

How does Tacoma have an AMP scene 1000 x better than Seattle, while being 10 x smaller in population and 100 x smaller GDP? It makes no fucking sense.

Originally Posted by LongHauler69 [View Original Post]

I saw a little spinner yesterday that went by Bella. Service the same as always. Everything covered. Standard donation. In other words the service is about the same.

**IcedLatte1** · 02-04-23 15:13

About two weeks ago went to Lins, Emily's, and total relax.

Was hoping for good things based off all the lins reviews, but only girls there were probably early 40's late 30's at best, not overweight by any means but slightly extra. Basically was the same at total relax and Emily's, decided screw it and went with FS at Emily's, pretty meh experience and was 240 if I remember correctly.

Honestly not worth it, might as well just save and make the trip to Tacoma once in awhile, the gap in age and looks is worth it.

**DamianDono** · 02-04-23 15:07

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

To me, they looked like a plant with flowers, at the top I thought it was a butterfly.

I was to transfixed on trying to make the titties bounce than appreciate the ink. If she had an ass she'd be my ultimate woman.

**Lee Groinman** · 02-04-23 13:05

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Any word on this lady? Older but pics look tight and seems like a freak?

https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/44656ce...c-da1dc0bab5f7

I send her a message but got no reply. I'll try again but not holding my breath. She does look like she could be fun.

**Shogun Hua** · 02-03-23 23:00

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

Can confirm the tattoos on her stomach (what are those) and the small ass.

To me, they looked like a plant with flowers, at the top I thought it was a butterfly.

**Bfm66** · 02-03-23 19:44

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

I'd love to try out her and her toys, but weekend are tough for me. Anyone else try her yet?

On that note, had anyone tried a TENS unit (electroshock with pads) before? That definitely has my curiosity. They aren't expensive on Amazon, I might just get one to see what the hands-free orgasm is like. .

I have used one medically, it was not fun, it fucking hurt! The idea of having one on my junk terrifies me! I'm pretty sure the farthest thing to happen would be a "hands free" orgasm!

**DamianDono** · 02-03-23 19:06

Not white knighting but I had a great morning session at Lins. Got it right at open and asked for Sophia. Sexy smoke show with big lips, blueish hair and big naturals. Fuck I was stoked. Gave her the full donation right away and she knew what was up. Can confirm the tattoos on her stomach (what are those) and the small ass. Barely messed with massage before she was tits out on top of me. Let me suck her long nipples and started rubbing herself. She put on a rubber and started sucking my cock. I moved her to the ground in front of the mirror. She started to show her submissive side here and even spit on it when asked. I even fucked her mouth and popped out her cheek with my cock. She's good.

She swung around and mounted up standing looking at the mirror. I pounded away and eventually pressed up behind her at the mirror. An earlier report mentioned it and they were right. Make her call you daddy. I fucker her from behind in the mirror with my hand around her throat talking dirty to her and grabbing her huge tits. Seriously hot stuff.

Finally I threw her down on the table, grabbed her hips and pounded away until a blew a huge one in the bag. She raised her arms up and said "goooood morning" LOL. What a fox.

We had time left so she gave me a good massage. We laughed at the slapping coming through the thin wall as her partner got plowed.

I now I don't have many reports so take it as you will but there's at least one big tidy girl at Lins worth your time.

**WaRubMonger** · 02-03-23 17:32

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

This is correct. The sign did say Roland.

WaRubMonger, sounds like you found it so I won't respond to your DM.

I'm quite curious to see how this is going to go in Kirkland as, from my brief couple moments at the door, this will be different than anything else on the Eastside that I've seen.

Found it. . I'm planning a visit early next week. Will report back.

**Spectacular** · 02-03-23 17:31

There was 1 there a few weeks ago who at least knew how to fuck and was easy on the eyes, but she also had zero English which made it not that great.

Message to Lin's owners who regularly shill on this forum: Instead of shilling, how about you install a TS and get better overall providers.

Originally Posted by MassageFunStuf [View Original Post]

I have a read a lot of positive reviews on Lin's but wanted to know if the service is still the same? Any recent visits to Lin's? Who all are working these days?

**Efurufe** · 02-03-23 17:27

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Any word on this lady? Older but pics look tight and seems like a freak?

https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/44656ce...c-da1dc0bab5f7

I'd love to try out her and her toys, but weekend are tough for me. Anyone else try her yet?

On that note, had anyone tried a TENS unit (electroshock with pads) before? That definitely has my curiosity. They aren't expensive on Amazon, I might just get one to see what the hands-free orgasm is like. .