Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...rlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.

Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.

Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.

Good luck and be safe.

The scoop is that the guy pulled off the cover and tried to bareback the girl and she got mad.

People wonder why Chicago can't get young and hot girls. This incident surely won't help. News has already traveled among the girls. Two girls have cancelled their scheduled visits. April said she probably won't be coming to Chicago anymore since she only goes to BHC. The whole thing is sad.

[LookinAround1]

And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...rlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.

Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.

Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.

Good luck and be safe.

I was planning on going in on Monday to see lili. But ill stay away for now. Hope the girl pulls through.

[SpaGuy21]

I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290.

And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...rlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.

Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.

Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.

Good luck and be safe.

[Yes11]

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/d677fbf...b-e9f9c5af0f8c

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/25a10fc...1-2d71b43fdb96

https://www.mslunalatina.com/

SXL in south loop might be a bit far.

Does kendall offer L3 or L2.

[Coopertars]

Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated!

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/d677fbf...b-e9f9c5af0f8c

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/25a10fc...1-2d71b43fdb96

https://www.mslunalatina.com/

SXL in south loop might be a bit far.

[SuperTrooper]

Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated!

[Jinurso]

I have noticed less girls on the roster also. I wonder if some of the gals had a falling out. I asked about one particular and was told she was no longer with them. My guess is some rivalries came out and caused a rift. With the new girls and lack of talent I might wait for more reports. Before I go.

The roster is always shrinking and expanding. It looks about average to me.

What does seem to be different is that they have expanded hours so there's a deeper concentration of girls at the same location. Not sure if I like that. That's probably what caused the empty Sunday, all the girls are picking the expanded hours and don't need to pick up a Sunday slot anymore.

[Uruni4]

Was driving down Milwaukee Ave and noticed the Princess Spa there was rebranded to Thai Orchid Spa. Looks like the Princess website is down too. "New Management" on the way?

Went to check it out and was confused because I didn't see the words Princess Spa in the sign. Went in and had Lydi. Said she was Filipina. As others have stated massage was decent with L1.

[Coopertars]

Was driving down Milwaukee Ave and noticed the Princess Spa there was rebranded to Thai Orchid Spa. Looks like the Princess website is down too. "New Management" on the way?

[ThrilHouse]

What's with the empty slots on Sunday for clm?

I have noticed less girls on the roster also. I wonder if some of the gals had a falling out. I asked about one particular and was told she was no longer with them. My guess is some rivalries came out and caused a rift. With the new girls and lack of talent I might wait for more reports. Before I go.

[Jinurso]

I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.

I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.

Pretty spot on review of Claudia and sounds a lot like my experience I wrote about. Cute girl, but there's nothing special about her service at all. Good if you want a pretty girl under you but definitely not someone I'm going to add to my rotation there.

[Dddubs2]

Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.

Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.

:30 m /40:60 m /60.

L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.

Man I miss good latina houses. Any info on how to book?

[ArielDude28]

For those of you who don't go to apartment, the long wait is over! FOB Anne is at 819 Western Spa now. If you are not familiar with her, her reviews are mostly in the apartment thread, but making a post here since technically 819 is a massage parlor. Just arrived an hour ago. She took 5 days off for her period and to spend time with her brother, so she is well rested and horny as hell lol. She is scheduled to be at 819 for the whole month of February, so no need for you all to rush there tomorrow lol.

Oh, the guy who wants to marry her said he will be there first thing tomorrow morning, so if you are a nice guy let him go first. That guy is more in love with her than me lol.

Booker's current plan is to send Anne to Natural Healers in March. I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290. I will make another post if and when Anne gets to Natural.

I should known this yesterday. I had some afternoon time and went to Natural as my sb was busy and I needed to unload my stress. I paid the parking meter 2. 90 and there was only one lady working. Looked and talked weird. She took me to the room and never responded when I kept asking is it just you today. She kept sayin, can't english. Nice trick. She started spraying some messed up perfume and said 30 minutes 50. I did not sit on the massage table and asked if she is going to massage. She then said yes and I just walked out. LOL. Only damage is the 2. 90 parking.

[NovaBrain]

I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.

I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.

I walk in and was greeted warmly. I've had some really cold / transactional experiences at CLM with some of the girls they had in the Summer, and this wasn't one. Things were looking good!

Physically, she's in her late 20's, very curvy but not fat, just has a little pudge. If you're looking for a spinner it's not her. Light skin Hispanic, either Spanish or Central-Western Mexican. Cute round face, colored eyes. Had a great slutty fit. Thin lacy dress with lingerie that complimented her figure.

I get a hh, I was in a rush that day and honestly the 60 m service adds up over time with the prices some of these girls can charge. Plus, I've had some providers naturally go well past the 30 m just with conversation and a tiny bit of chemistry.

She starts with a decent massage. She used a lot of pressure which I think feels good. It's not as thorough or skilled as some of the other girls like Sandra; she was definitely an amateur masseuse. It wasn't rushed though, so still was hopeful that the flip would be great.

She starts playing with my John and asks me to flip. Stares into my soul as she strokes, and I ask for a menu. CBJ only for $. No FS no BBJ. I asked if she'd do BBJ for an extra amount and she declined. I'm guessing like one of her old reviews says, you have to be a "repeat customer" to build up a decent menu with her. Not my cup of tea, but if one of you wants to venture in and see if it's worth it feel free. Unfortunately I was too fired up to decline, so I paid for the CBJ. In hindsight, it was a damn good HJ so I probably should've stuck with that.

We finish up with CBJ, she cleans me up and I head out.

Overall, Claudia is not worth it for the average monger. If you're the type to want to really build up rapport and flesh out a girls menu, she's for you, maybe.

She's pretty damn attractive, but there's a lot of options at CLM with way better initial menus, prices, or both. I would've rather gone with all star Zara for prices like Claudias, or paid the usual fare and seen the lovely older girls like Jessica and Melissa.

If she were to open up and be a little freakier I'd reconsider, but as of now she's nothing special. Just an attractive and overpriced Latina with a closed menu.

[Ratso100]

What's with the empty slots on Sunday for clm?