Massage Parlor Reports

**NovaBrain** · 01-31-23 22:54

I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.

I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.

I walk in and was greeted warmly. I've had some really cold / transactional experiences at CLM with some of the girls they had in the Summer, and this wasn't one. Things were looking good!

Physically, she's in her late 20's, very curvy but not fat, just has a little pudge. If you're looking for a spinner it's not her. Light skin Hispanic, either Spanish or Central-Western Mexican. Cute round face, colored eyes. Had a great slutty fit. Thin lacy dress with lingerie that complimented her figure.

I get a hh, I was in a rush that day and honestly the 60 m service adds up over time with the prices some of these girls can charge. Plus, I've had some providers naturally go well past the 30 m just with conversation and a tiny bit of chemistry.

She starts with a decent massage. She used a lot of pressure which I think feels good. It's not as thorough or skilled as some of the other girls like Sandra; she was definitely an amateur masseuse. It wasn't rushed though, so still was hopeful that the flip would be great.

She starts playing with my John and asks me to flip. Stares into my soul as she strokes, and I ask for a menu. CBJ only for $. No FS no BBJ. I asked if she'd do BBJ for an extra amount and she declined. I'm guessing like one of her old reviews says, you have to be a "repeat customer" to build up a decent menu with her. Not my cup of tea, but if one of you wants to venture in and see if it's worth it feel free. Unfortunately I was too fired up to decline, so I paid for the CBJ. In hindsight, it was a damn good HJ so I probably should've stuck with that.

We finish up with CBJ, she cleans me up and I head out.

Overall, Claudia is not worth it for the average monger. If you're the type to want to really build up rapport and flesh out a girls menu, she's for you, maybe.

She's pretty damn attractive, but there's a lot of options at CLM with way better initial menus, prices, or both. I would've rather gone with all star Zara for prices like Claudias, or paid the usual fare and seen the lovely older girls like Jessica and Melissa.

If she were to open up and be a little freakier I'd reconsider, but as of now she's nothing special. Just an attractive and overpriced Latina with a closed menu.

**Ratso100** · 01-31-23 20:28

What's with the empty slots on Sunday for clm?

**MongerAlways** · 01-31-23 19:17

Originally Posted by YuhColoy [View Original Post]

Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.

Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.

:30 m /40:60 m /60.

L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.

Are you talkn about Vida or Pure Bodyworks?

I've been to Vida in the past, its been older latinas that are burnt out.

**OF Charlie** · 01-31-23 19:14

For those of you who don't go to apartment, the long wait is over! FOB Anne is at 819 Western Spa now. If you are not familiar with her, her reviews are mostly in the apartment thread, but making a post here since technically 819 is a massage parlor. Just arrived an hour ago. She took 5 days off for her period and to spend time with her brother, so she is well rested and horny as hell lol. She is scheduled to be at 819 for the whole month of February, so no need for you all to rush there tomorrow lol.

Oh, the guy who wants to marry her said he will be there first thing tomorrow morning, so if you are a nice guy let him go first. That guy is more in love with her than me lol.

Booker's current plan is to send Anne to Natural Healers in March. I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290. I will make another post if and when Anne gets to Natural.

**Jinurso** · 01-31-23 18:25

Originally Posted by IAmTheManyo [View Original Post]

Anyone seen Maddie at CLM? Curious.

According to the schedule on the website Maddie doesn't start until tomorrow. Love the photo, but usually when it looks too professional it's a bad sign (Natalie being a notable exception. She really is an Instagram model).

**YuhColoy** · 01-31-23 17:24

Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.

Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.

:30 m /40:60 m /60.

L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.

**IAmTheManyo** · 01-31-23 17:18

Anyone seen Maddie at CLM? Curious.

**NewGuy323** · 01-31-23 17:10

Originally Posted by YuhColoy [View Original Post]

What is the name of the place?

Don't go to OKI spa.

0 stars.

**YuhColoy** · 01-31-23 15:58

Originally Posted by UsaJB007 [View Original Post]

Can anyone provide feedback on Latina providers here. I have been to several spas in Lombard, Mt. Prospect, just not in Chicago. So any pointers are appreciated.

What is the name of the place?

**ConfuciusMan** · 01-31-23 13:58

Originally Posted by ScoffLaw32 [View Original Post]

Recently saw Alice at Princess on Belmont. Good experience with nice tease and L1 for. 6 tip. She seemed on the younger side to me (under 30), but I didn't ask her age.

She actually looked better with her mask on. No touch HJ.

**RichL1234** · 01-31-23 10:58

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Pink offers L1. Mostly grannies, had one good experience some time ago. Decent sauna.

Would also be interested in reviews of wonderful spa.

Harmony is also in norridge and offers L3.

I think Wonderful Spa has been shutdown for at least a couple of years, after several busts.

Stuck out like a sore thumb only 2 blocks from police station.

Clearly someone didn't do their homework.

I doubt that they reopened since RG is a postage stamp of a town.

**FruitNinja** · 01-30-23 21:04

Originally Posted by SexWithJesus69 [View Original Post]

Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.

You're a funny guy.

**Jinurso** · 01-30-23 19:00

Originally Posted by SexWithJesus69 [View Original Post]

Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.

LOL. Check my post history. I am Mr. TOFTT. But I eagerly await your second ever review.

**UsaJB007** · 01-30-23 18:08

Can anyone provide feedback on Latina providers here. I have been to several spas in Lombard, Mt. Prospect, just not in Chicago. So any pointers are appreciated.

**SideTalker** · 01-30-23 15:24

Originally Posted by Lurker1111 [View Original Post]

I'm making my way through the forums but has anyone been to Pink Health Spa in Norridge or maybe Wonderful Spa in River Grove? Looking for something in that general area. Pink might be legit, not sure. And Wonderful, if they are even open anymore, doesn't seem to have a phone number. Thanks guys.

Pink offers L1. Mostly grannies, had one good experience some time ago. Decent sauna.

Would also be interested in reviews of wonderful spa.

Harmony is also in norridge and offers L3.