Massage Parlor Reports

**SexWithJesus69** · 01-30-23 14:27

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Just took a look at the CLM (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com) schedule this week and see a couple of new names. Maddie and Leila. Looks like they will both be at the same location on Wednesday. Would someone TOFTT and see if they can get eyes on both? Always nice to get a monger's view of a new girl.

It also looks like Emily is on for Friday. She seems to work there once every couple of months. Not sure what the deal is or when or if she'll return after that.

Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.

**Richie55** · 01-30-23 12:49

Anyone heard from or seen Lauren in the last few months? I know she moved from her place in S Loop in Oct, but said she would be back up and running at a new location shortly. She's been MIA ever since.

**TheFifthOne** · 01-30-23 09:56

Recently I visited this LMP located on Belmont and Pulaski. Unfortunately speaking Spanish is key but according to them there's 2 Koreans working there. I didn't catch a glimpse since only 1 works at a time so I would call ahead to make sure they're not busy. Overall it was a very good experience and they for sure are looking to please. But YMMV depending if you're a Spanish speaker or not. If anyone got some young Asians I can visit let me know.

**Jinurso** · 01-30-23 09:56

Just took a look at the CLM (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com) schedule this week and see a couple of new names. Maddie and Leila. Looks like they will both be at the same location on Wednesday. Would someone TOFTT and see if they can get eyes on both? Always nice to get a monger's view of a new girl.

It also looks like Emily is on for Friday. She seems to work there once every couple of months. Not sure what the deal is or when or if she'll return after that.

**TSR007** · 01-30-23 06:42

Will be in town tonight-Tues-and Weds. Staying in Mundelein area. Looking for reliable AMP for nothing more than a good massage with nice tease and decent HJ HE. Any recommendations for AMP close to where I will be would be great. Price? Looks? Thanks in advance.

**Jinurso** · 01-30-23 02:21

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Good Intel. She sounds no different than Elena or Zara. And Claudia if you are reading this'll, come kick it with us! You are not breaching client / provider service. Your no damn social worker. No shame in your game. Tack at worse with your self promo under fake alias.

Zara is much much MUCH hotter than Claudia, though.

**ScoffLaw32** · 01-30-23 00:43

Originally Posted by BabyBoy2013 [View Original Post]

I believe your incorrect. Kelly, Zoe and Lisa are all Thai at Milwaukee.

And kimberly, Alice, Jenny all Thai at Belmont. Kimberly at Belmont is older maybe 40's but gives a pretty good massage. I stated before limited menu L1.

Recently saw Alice at Princess on Belmont. Good experience with nice tease and L1 for. 6 tip. She seemed on the younger side to me (under 30), but I didn't ask her age.

**Chiguy1983** · 01-30-23 00:17

Can anyone DM me a a place that takes insurance? Can be at a chiropractic office or Acupuncture place, extras would be nice but a decent looking therapist is fine.

**DMichaels69** · 01-29-23 20:40

Move on. Sounds like she has.

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Damn YuYu has more fans in here than Audre had.

**Ratso100** · 01-29-23 20:27

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

If you find what spa she is at I'll pay you.

Damn YuYu has more fans in here than Audre had.

**Lurker1111** · 01-29-23 19:40

I'm making my way through the forums but has anyone been to Pink Health Spa in Norridge or maybe Wonderful Spa in River Grove? Looking for something in that general area. Pink might be legit, not sure. And Wonderful, if they are even open anymore, doesn't seem to have a phone number. Thanks guys.

**FuckIt216** · 01-29-23 17:41

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Does anyone if YuYu is ever coming back from China and what's her other usual spots other than the closed Relax Spa.

If you find what spa she is at I'll pay you.

**Ratso100** · 01-29-23 14:23

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

The youngest girl there is Emily at 42. Juju is 45. Jennifer is 45. Stephanie is 43 or 44. Kelly will be 45 next month. Most of you guys think these girls are young, but with some well placed makeup, a woman can take 10 years off. Juju doesn't wear makeup, but she is rail thin, so she looks youngish.

As for guys making the claim of knowing a provider, unless you've taken them out, home, or gone to their place, you know very little. Remember, they always say they live in Chinatown. They don't. It's just easier for them to keep you at bay. They know you won't go there. Many live near Chinatown, in Bridgeport, or off the Archer corridor. Some even live in the suburbs with their husbands and kids. One owner I know, lives in the condo above her spa.

Does anyone if YuYu is ever coming back from China and what's her other usual spots other than the closed Relax Spa.

**Ratso100** · 01-29-23 14:21

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I was thinking more along the lines of Don Quixote defending the honor of Dulcinea del Toboso, than lines from an Andrew Tate lifestyle seminar.

Ah ok. Not a fan of European Literature. I am more of a Southern Gothic, Post-Modern Transgressive, or Street Lit. (As matter of face Donald Goines is the one who help inspired this hobby) So don't know much about Don Quixote except he was a crazy old guy with a fat sidekick named Sancho Panza. But yeah Rubmaps was a ripoff.

**BaldTireRide** · 01-29-23 14:06

Originally Posted by SignerJeff [View Original Post]

I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn

I visited her in December before she moved locations. I only did HH since I was in a rush, was hoping she was around longer At the closer spot to do an hour.

I thoroughly enjoyed the massage and she worked out a knot I did not know I even had. Total relaxing environment and left happy with all my stress relieved. Will for sure visit her again the next chance I am in town and have a chance. I can echo the unscented oil being a great choice for some.