Massage Parlor Reports

[Zeuss]

I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn

How much roaming did she allow? Accurate pics? Hand finish for the 2 plus bills?

[SignerJeff]

I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn

[Fit312]

LOL. Come on bro no need for that millennian he said / she said manosphere terms like "White knight " . Plus I didn't believe that either but rubmaps comments are like shit posters from 4 chan. I remember they had a debate about illegal immigration in the spas and they felt" un American" for giving money to welfare suckers and tax dodgers. The audacity and lack of self awareness . Then again could of been just a troll testing the waters

I was thinking more along the lines of Don Quixote defending the honor of Dulcinea del Toboso, than lines from an Andrew Tate lifestyle seminar.

[EscortVeiwer03]

Heard Tina was there but she was busy at the time so elected for the usual lady there. Massage is. Decent with standard L1, cradling the balls and such. No other extras to speak of and I've been to the place a few times never got more than otc toughing not that I really wanted more sooo YMMV but I doubt you get more than that with the front lady. Will have to go back as I've heard good things. Side note: any of why'all speak Chinese? Cause the language barrier really gets in the way at times and I feel learning the language would make my communication and time at these places better. Would love input on this theory.

[GeneralObvious]

I'm confused. Is this the Kelly from S&L? I know JUJU from S&L is now at west river. Did Kelly also go there?? BTW JUJU is older but is pretty awesome!!

The youngest girl there is Emily at 42. Juju is 45. Jennifer is 45. Stephanie is 43 or 44. Kelly will be 45 next month. Most of you guys think these girls are young, but with some well placed makeup, a woman can take 10 years off. Juju doesn't wear makeup, but she is rail thin, so she looks youngish.

As for guys making the claim of knowing a provider, unless you've taken them out, home, or gone to their place, you know very little. Remember, they always say they live in Chinatown. They don't. It's just easier for them to keep you at bay. They know you won't go there. Many live near Chinatown, in Bridgeport, or off the Archer corridor. Some even live in the suburbs with their husbands and kids. One owner I know, lives in the condo above her spa.

[Ratso100]

Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.

LOL. Come on bro no need for that millennian he said / she said manosphere terms like "White knight " . Plus I didn't believe that either but rubmaps comments are like shit posters from 4 chan. I remember they had a debate about illegal immigration in the spas and they felt" un American" for giving money to welfare suckers and tax dodgers. The audacity and lack of self awareness . Then again could of been just a troll testing the waters

[SpaDude777]

West River Spa.

I'm confused. Is this the Kelly from S&L? I know JUJU from S&L is now at west river. Did Kelly also go there?? BTW JUJU is older but is pretty awesome!!

[FuckIt216]

Which spa for Kelly? I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner. I can't believe I use to pay 20 bucks for duck tales . I miss YuYu rose tat most of all . Sometimes about seeing a flower as you stick you Wang into a womb makes you feel real potent !

West River Spa.

[FuckIt216]

Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.

Fit312 - I would 💯 agree with you Kelly doesn't do drugs. She is one of the best.

In the biz and cool lady.

[Fit312]

I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner.

Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.

[SexWithJesus69]

My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.

What girl is this anyway? And what's her info? Dm me please.

[BabyBoy2013]

Sophie at princess / milwaukee is back in Thailand till August. Loved her ass-teasing massages. If anyone has similar recommendations that would be great.

Rest of the lineup at princess is Chinese as far as I can tell and ok / solid. L1 available but relatively average otherwise.

As already discussed don't drive there, zero parking in all of west river.

I believe your incorrect. Kelly, Zoe and Lisa are all Thai at Milwaukee.

And kimberly, Alice, Jenny all Thai at Belmont. Kimberly at Belmont is older maybe 40's but gives a pretty good massage. I stated before limited menu L1.

[Ratso100]

Agree that Princess was at it's best pre-Covid. Maggie was great but there were a few other gems. When they first opened about 5-6 years ago they had this "too much ass in dem pants" Thai chick that was hot. Forgot her name, began with an M I believe, but her ass was true J Lo. Always considered myself a boob guy but she had me rethinking that. She was (almost) always L1 but had no problem dropping them pants and unleashing that ass. She would bend over and perk it up so you could admire while playing with her cooch. On one of her last days before going back to Thailand I guess, she finally went L3. Though I had gone late night, after a night of drinks and it wasn't as great as possible, regretful. Grace was another dime Thai chick who was playful but moved onto Lang and become much more reserved I hear. As far as the black girl, Amber as she was called, I had a strong feeling that was Karly. Haven't seen her at Ozone but did at Princess a couple times. The freakyness is what lead me to believe that, could totally see her being "the Anal Queen. " My 1st session with her, she came off as very professional though looking back I think it was a show for the other providers, to keep UTR. Anyways, she started teasing, I reach for her ass and she knew I was game. She tells me to sit up, move to the edge of the table and starts BBBJ! Completely unprompted! As she's sucking away she's telling me she wants me to cum on her face. What a freak, hahaha. My other session was almost as good but that first session was quite memorable.

A couple recent visits, though more scoping it out rather than having sessions and it seem to be mostly Thai.

Between the 2 locations past and present, I can only think of 2 MTs that were Chinese, with the rest being Thai, except of course for the Allstar. Maybe just bad luck of the draw? Then again, I don't frequent nearly as often as the talent and extras has fallen off in the past few years.

Wonder which girl this is? If it's the J Lo doppelganger, sign me up!

An Asian Jlo 🤔? What's next an Eskimo Beyonce? A Black Barbara Streisand? A thin Lizzo?

[SideTalker]

Sophie at princess / milwaukee is back in Thailand till August. Loved her ass-teasing massages. If anyone has similar recommendations that would be great.

Rest of the lineup at princess is Chinese as far as I can tell and ok / solid. L1 available but relatively average otherwise.

As already discussed don't drive there, zero parking in all of west river.

[SpaGuy21]

Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.

Agree that Princess was at it's best pre-Covid. Maggie was great but there were a few other gems. When they first opened about 5-6 years ago they had this "too much ass in dem pants" Thai chick that was hot. Forgot her name, began with an M I believe, but her ass was true J Lo. Always considered myself a boob guy but she had me rethinking that. She was (almost) always L1 but had no problem dropping them pants and unleashing that ass. She would bend over and perk it up so you could admire while playing with her cooch. On one of her last days before going back to Thailand I guess, she finally went L3. Though I had gone late night, after a night of drinks and it wasn't as great as possible, regretful. Grace was another dime Thai chick who was playful but moved onto Lang and become much more reserved I hear. As far as the black girl, Amber as she was called, I had a strong feeling that was Karly. Haven't seen her at Ozone but did at Princess a couple times. The freakyness is what lead me to believe that, could totally see her being "the Anal Queen. " My 1st session with her, she came off as very professional though looking back I think it was a show for the other providers, to keep UTR. Anyways, she started teasing, I reach for her ass and she knew I was game. She tells me to sit up, move to the edge of the table and starts BBBJ! Completely unprompted! As she's sucking away she's telling me she wants me to cum on her face. What a freak, hahaha. My other session was almost as good but that first session was quite memorable.

They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.

A couple recent visits, though more scoping it out rather than having sessions and it seem to be mostly Thai.

For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.

Between the 2 locations past and present, I can only think of 2 MTs that were Chinese, with the rest being Thai, except of course for the Allstar. Maybe just bad luck of the draw? Then again, I don't frequent nearly as often as the talent and extras has fallen off in the past few years.

My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.

Wonder which girl this is? If it's the J Lo doppelganger, sign me up!