Massage Parlor Reports

**Lurker1111** · 01-29-23 19:40

I'm making my way through the forums but has anyone been to Pink Health Spa in Norridge or maybe Wonderful Spa in River Grove? Looking for something in that general area. Pink might be legit, not sure. And Wonderful, if they are even open anymore, doesn't seem to have a phone number. Thanks guys.

**FuckIt216** · 01-29-23 17:41

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Does anyone if YuYu is ever coming back from China and what's her other usual spots other than the closed Relax Spa.

If you find what spa she is at I'll pay you.

**Ratso100** · 01-29-23 14:23

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

The youngest girl there is Emily at 42. Juju is 45. Jennifer is 45. Stephanie is 43 or 44. Kelly will be 45 next month. Most of you guys think these girls are young, but with some well placed makeup, a woman can take 10 years off. Juju doesn't wear makeup, but she is rail thin, so she looks youngish.

As for guys making the claim of knowing a provider, unless you've taken them out, home, or gone to their place, you know very little. Remember, they always say they live in Chinatown. They don't. It's just easier for them to keep you at bay. They know you won't go there. Many live near Chinatown, in Bridgeport, or off the Archer corridor. Some even live in the suburbs with their husbands and kids. One owner I know, lives in the condo above her spa.

Does anyone if YuYu is ever coming back from China and what's her other usual spots other than the closed Relax Spa.

**Ratso100** · 01-29-23 14:21

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I was thinking more along the lines of Don Quixote defending the honor of Dulcinea del Toboso, than lines from an Andrew Tate lifestyle seminar.

Ah ok. Not a fan of European Literature. I am more of a Southern Gothic, Post-Modern Transgressive, or Street Lit. (As matter of face Donald Goines is the one who help inspired this hobby) So don't know much about Don Quixote except he was a crazy old guy with a fat sidekick named Sancho Panza. But yeah Rubmaps was a ripoff.

**BaldTireRide** · 01-29-23 14:06

Originally Posted by SignerJeff [View Original Post]

I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn

I visited her in December before she moved locations. I only did HH since I was in a rush, was hoping she was around longer At the closer spot to do an hour.

I thoroughly enjoyed the massage and she worked out a knot I did not know I even had. Total relaxing environment and left happy with all my stress relieved. Will for sure visit her again the next chance I am in town and have a chance. I can echo the unscented oil being a great choice for some.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-23 13:18

Originally Posted by SignerJeff [View Original Post]

I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn

How much roaming did she allow? Accurate pics? Hand finish for the 2 plus bills?

**SignerJeff** · 01-29-23 10:55

I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn

**Fit312** · 01-29-23 08:07

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

LOL. Come on bro no need for that millennian he said / she said manosphere terms like "White knight " . Plus I didn't believe that either but rubmaps comments are like shit posters from 4 chan. I remember they had a debate about illegal immigration in the spas and they felt" un American" for giving money to welfare suckers and tax dodgers. The audacity and lack of self awareness . Then again could of been just a troll testing the waters

I was thinking more along the lines of Don Quixote defending the honor of Dulcinea del Toboso, than lines from an Andrew Tate lifestyle seminar.

**EscortVeiwer03** · 01-29-23 07:26

Heard Tina was there but she was busy at the time so elected for the usual lady there. Massage is. Decent with standard L1, cradling the balls and such. No other extras to speak of and I've been to the place a few times never got more than otc toughing not that I really wanted more sooo YMMV but I doubt you get more than that with the front lady. Will have to go back as I've heard good things. Side note: any of why'all speak Chinese? Cause the language barrier really gets in the way at times and I feel learning the language would make my communication and time at these places better. Would love input on this theory.

**GeneralObvious** · 01-29-23 06:40

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

I'm confused. Is this the Kelly from S&L? I know JUJU from S&L is now at west river. Did Kelly also go there?? BTW JUJU is older but is pretty awesome!!

The youngest girl there is Emily at 42. Juju is 45. Jennifer is 45. Stephanie is 43 or 44. Kelly will be 45 next month. Most of you guys think these girls are young, but with some well placed makeup, a woman can take 10 years off. Juju doesn't wear makeup, but she is rail thin, so she looks youngish.

As for guys making the claim of knowing a provider, unless you've taken them out, home, or gone to their place, you know very little. Remember, they always say they live in Chinatown. They don't. It's just easier for them to keep you at bay. They know you won't go there. Many live near Chinatown, in Bridgeport, or off the Archer corridor. Some even live in the suburbs with their husbands and kids. One owner I know, lives in the condo above her spa.

**Ratso100** · 01-29-23 01:59

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.

LOL. Come on bro no need for that millennian he said / she said manosphere terms like "White knight " . Plus I didn't believe that either but rubmaps comments are like shit posters from 4 chan. I remember they had a debate about illegal immigration in the spas and they felt" un American" for giving money to welfare suckers and tax dodgers. The audacity and lack of self awareness . Then again could of been just a troll testing the waters

**SpaDude777** · 01-28-23 23:28

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

West River Spa.

I'm confused. Is this the Kelly from S&L? I know JUJU from S&L is now at west river. Did Kelly also go there?? BTW JUJU is older but is pretty awesome!!

**FuckIt216** · 01-28-23 22:42

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Which spa for Kelly? I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner. I can't believe I use to pay 20 bucks for duck tales . I miss YuYu rose tat most of all . Sometimes about seeing a flower as you stick you Wang into a womb makes you feel real potent !

West River Spa.